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Lifelong SF 49ers, SF Giants, and Golden State Warriors fan

Should they stay or should they go?

Since we have  almost reached the merciful end to yet another lost season, the sentiment around my abode is, what now? Do we burn the fucker down and start from square 1? Or do we try to rejigger the front … Continue reading

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And Down the Stretch They Come!

The juggernaut that is the Santa Franciscoclara 49ers is heading toward week 17 with an awesome one-game winning streak. So all is well in Ninerland. The team is hitting its stride. Well, just kidding. The trainwreck that has become the … Continue reading

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Merry Game Day Christmas!

Hope you all have a happy whatever. And I hope the Yorks get 5 tons of coal dumped on their cabana. Cleveland is dong their part in winning vs the San Dawgs, so we very well could be the recipients … Continue reading

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Where Do We Go? Where Do We Go, Now? Where Do We Go?

Ba da da da . . . Cue Axel Izzy and Slash. Of all the refuting, re-refuting, and un-re-refuting regarding Dr. Dorklove, the power structure, the changing of the guard and the 49ers train-wreck-into-a-sinkhole-to-the-center-of-the-exploding-earth-as-the-sun-dies-and-the-galaxy-collapses-back-on-itself season winds down, I think Steve … Continue reading

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Meanwhile Back in the Year One . . .

Reports are flying around about the disappointment in the CEO of the 49ers, one Sir Jed Hides-a-lot, is getting his once-shiny, and now mangled and tattered, toy taken away from him. Jason La Canfora, and now Ted Robinson, have come … Continue reading

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‘Scuze Me While I Squish This Fly . . .

In more mangled lyrics (and logic), we have this. The 49ers are spending some of the mountains of cash they are sitting on to sign Vance McDonald to a 5 year, $35 million extension. “Vance has shown consistent growth throughout … Continue reading

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Chi-Town Meltdown

Wow. In a display of ineptitude that brings to mind the singing quarterback Scott Bull and the 2-14 year of 1978, this team played like they know they suck hard and have nothing left to do. Sure it was snowing … Continue reading

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Silence of the Yorks . . .

The latest slasher pic coming to a theater near you . . . And bleeding is exactly what the fans are doing these days. As the Niners play out the string of another lost season, the ownership group hides in … Continue reading

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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Slaughterhouse

Strange Days, Indeed. Say what you will about our kneeling non-voter who loves him some Fidel, Colin Kaepernick actually looks like he’s catching on to Chip Kelly’s offense. After a couple shitty games where CK was shaking off the rust … Continue reading

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Moonie over Miami!!

Well, Jed fiddles while the 49ers crumble. Not a peep from the pup in charge of the team. It pains me to listen to the Comcast guys as Dennis Brown sits there and says that Jed, Trent and Co. have … Continue reading

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