Game Day #2 – She-Hawk Down

Crazy game tonight, eh? Catching some shit for predicting a Seattle win, but at this point, anything can happen. Seattle looked like shit on the road last week, and won by 6. The Niner offense looked nigh unstoppable in the air at home last week. And won by 6. The difference was the Niners played a very talented Green Bay team, while the Hawks played the lowly Carolina Panthers. What does it mean? Nothing. The She-Hawks (coined by Anthony Dixon, among others) always play well at home, and they are trying to break the world record for loudest crowd noise, something held by some Iranian soccer game at 131 db or some shit. The hope is the Guinness folks check for illegal amplification, as is thought by some around here.

So, are the Hawks the latest flash in the pan? Early indications certainly can be read that way. But this is a game that Pete ‘what’s-your-deal’ Carroll has circled on his calendar. He’s always jacked up for a Harbaugh game. But so has St. Jimmy Harbaugh. Jim of course had to endure a humiliating 72-3 defeat last year. Forgive me for not wanting to recall that score, but it was ugly. I’ve gone over the circumstances around that already, and why the Niners were out of sorts that night, but that’s the past. The Niners moved on and nearly won it all while Seattle failed in the playoffs. If anyone has an axe to grind, it’s St. Jimmy for getting thumped last year.

As far as statement games go, well, Seattle certainly has a lot more to lose than the Niners. If they lose to the 49ers at home after a major struggle against Carol, then yeah, there will be talk of the Hawks not quite being ready for prime time. If Seattle wins a tough battle, then the Niners will be hurting a bit, but the loss is one that is somewhat expected due to the Hawks huge homefield advantage. If the Hawks wipe out the Niners again, then Harbaugh will be the one suddenly on the defensive regarding how his team matches up with their NFC West rivals.

Besides, Kappy has yet to beat the Hawks. Alex Smith got the win last year, and Russell Wilson had a fairly pedestrian night. Smith has since left, and Wilson has exploded since that 13-6 Niner win last October.

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126 Responses to Game Day #2 – She-Hawk Down

  1. Alleykat's avatar Alleykat says:

    Freakin Dominating these chumps.
    Should be kickin their ass,fuck now what? A weather delay? Fuck ! Lighting?Fuck!

  2. ODB's avatar ODB says:

    This new NFL licks balls

  3. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Ian Williams with a broken ankle…

  4. rob's avatar rob says:

    ok lets get this fucking game started !

  5. rob's avatar rob says:

    bummer for Williams ! losing him from our rotation sucks !

  6. Alleykat's avatar Alleykat says:

    Williams had that ankle broken on a illegal cutback block by an OL A-hole.Collinsworth actually said that play should have been a penalty.

  7. rob's avatar rob says:

    there it is ! aldon babay !!!

  8. ODB's avatar ODB says:

    Nice fucking offense. What a piece of shit. That safety is inexcusable.

  9. Alleykat's avatar Alleykat says:

    Fuck!!!
    Godammit Miller.
    Not the time to turn the tide there way.

  10. Alleykat's avatar Alleykat says:

    DENIED PETEY!!!
    EAT SHIT!!
    NINERS ROCKIN THE RED & GOLD with that STUFF!!!

  11. Fucking 5-0 Seattle. You people make me sick.

  12. ODB's avatar ODB says:

    Kap is just having a bad game. He looks like shit

  13. rob's avatar rob says:

    mariners 5 giants 0 4th inning !

  14. Flavor's avatar Flavor says:

    I love Jim Harbaugh, I can goddamn come close to beating off to him, but him and his staff need to get their shit together around these game plans. Getting destroyed in the first half of all these big games only to re-group later has now become a pattern and that sucks.

    • So do I. With every fiber of my being. But what has Jimbo done? That’s right. Nothing. Nothing! NOTHING. NOTHING! but lose every fucking big game when the money was on the fucking line. Fuck him. Fuck his wife. And fuck his first born male child.

      Jim Harbaugh is a goodamn loser.

  15. NoFear49er's avatar NoFear49er says:

    Is that penalty our biggest gain yet?

    Don’t see any sign of being prepared for this contest.

  16. ODB's avatar ODB says:

    Niners will lose this game. No fucking offense. Kap looks like garbage

  17. Rooster's avatar Rooster says:

    Lightning striking in Seattle.

  18. rob's avatar rob says:

    we can win this !

  19. Rooster's avatar Rooster says:

    62 total yards of offense in the 1st half?
    DOH!

  20. Alleykat's avatar Alleykat says:

    This game is still winnable.
    Make the halftime adjustments and come out smokin.Need Boldin in motion more,he’s getting mugged right now by Sherman .

  21. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Two halves in this game…

  22. 36 rushing yds in the 1st half. Bo Schembechler, just like his disciple, is a goddamn loser.

  23. ODB's avatar ODB says:

    Game over. Fucking disgusting play. Choking.

  24. Hey, Rob! Michigan, and Jimbo, sucks Cox!

  25. ODB's avatar ODB says:

    These fucking games are tedious to watch. Just a little action in between commercials. Cocksucking twat-faced snatches

  26. Rooster's avatar Rooster says:

    Like a hot knife through butter.

  27. ODB's avatar ODB says:

    GAme over. Done

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