Game Day #2 – She-Hawk Down

Crazy game tonight, eh? Catching some shit for predicting a Seattle win, but at this point, anything can happen. Seattle looked like shit on the road last week, and won by 6. The Niner offense looked nigh unstoppable in the air at home last week. And won by 6. The difference was the Niners played a very talented Green Bay team, while the Hawks played the lowly Carolina Panthers. What does it mean? Nothing. The She-Hawks (coined by Anthony Dixon, among others) always play well at home, and they are trying to break the world record for loudest crowd noise, something held by some Iranian soccer game at 131 db or some shit. The hope is the Guinness folks check for illegal amplification, as is thought by some around here.

So, are the Hawks the latest flash in the pan? Early indications certainly can be read that way. But this is a game that Pete ‘what’s-your-deal’ Carroll has circled on his calendar. He’s always jacked up for a Harbaugh game. But so has St. Jimmy Harbaugh. Jim of course had to endure a humiliating 72-3 defeat last year. Forgive me for not wanting to recall that score, but it was ugly. I’ve gone over the circumstances around that already, and why the Niners were out of sorts that night, but that’s the past. The Niners moved on and nearly won it all while Seattle failed in the playoffs. If anyone has an axe to grind, it’s St. Jimmy for getting thumped last year.

As far as statement games go, well, Seattle certainly has a lot more to lose than the Niners. If they lose to the 49ers at home after a major struggle against Carol, then yeah, there will be talk of the Hawks not quite being ready for prime time. If Seattle wins a tough battle, then the Niners will be hurting a bit, but the loss is one that is somewhat expected due to the Hawks huge homefield advantage. If the Hawks wipe out the Niners again, then Harbaugh will be the one suddenly on the defensive regarding how his team matches up with their NFC West rivals.

Besides, Kappy has yet to beat the Hawks. Alex Smith got the win last year, and Russell Wilson had a fairly pedestrian night. Smith has since left, and Wilson has exploded since that 13-6 Niner win last October.

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126 Responses to Game Day #2 – She-Hawk Down

  1. rob's avatar rob says:

    motherfucker gets a 15 yard run there ???!!! wtf goddammit

  2. ODB's avatar ODB says:

    Fucking pussy play by the niners. Terrible. They deserve to lose this one. Terrible. Fucking cunts

  3. Alleykat's avatar Alleykat says:

    Shit that dumbass penalty by Brooks,fucked us on that drive.
    Red sea parted on Lynch TD run.Have to stuff him the rest of the game to have any chance.

  4. ODB's avatar ODB says:

    Fucking Miller, you bitch ass fuck

  5. M. Lynch just ran over, and ramshackled our Niner defense. I am thoroughly embarrassed and disgusted. And if you call yourself a Niner fan like I do, you should feel even more disgusted.

  6. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    Damn are the Niners going to be shut out???

  7. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    Please don’t go the run in the red zone. The only one who should be running is Kap!!

  8. ODB's avatar ODB says:

    Fucking terrible RZ play calling. Cunt faced little twat licking snatches

  9. ODB's avatar ODB says:

    Nmandi you cocksucking

  10. Nnamdi? I told you people. You deserve his shitty play you fucking mooks.

  11. ODB's avatar ODB says:

    That is fucking awful. Mother fucking piece of shit game. Penalities, garbage offensive, pathetic

  12. ODB's avatar ODB says:

    Disgusting effort tonight. This team deserves no praise at all. The Raiders look better.

  13. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    How many times have the Niners shot themselves in the foot now??

  14. Speaking of mooks….Aldon Smith. come on down. You’re the next contestant on the Price shoved up my ass to go fuck yourself. Mook.

  15. ODB's avatar ODB says:

    Seattle’s just a better team. Face it

  16. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    This sucks!!

  17. ODB's avatar ODB says:

    Game over again.

  18. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    The Niners have a lot of work to do!!

  19. Well, if you didn’t believe and take heed of the classic “Aliens,” quote from before… speak now, or forever hold your Niner piece of shit. We Suck. And I as type, Richard Sherman picks off Kap intended for VD. Beauty.

  20. ODB's avatar ODB says:

    Wilson is just a better QB than Kap.

  21. ODB's avatar ODB says:

    Game over again

  22. NoFear49er's avatar NoFear49er says:

    We’ve got to stop reading our own press. Big fail for Harbaugh and staff tonight.

  23. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    Damn a complete 360 from last week, going from looking great to looking like chumps!! 3 fing points!! Just awfull

  24. ODB's avatar ODB says:

    Harbaugh’s tough guy, bitch act will wear thin soon with another performance like this

    • Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

      You are one depressing dude!! 2nd game of the season and you are calling for Harbaugh’s head?? You are an idiot!

  25. Alleykat's avatar Alleykat says:

    This kicking off from the 35 now has just fucking ruined.the game for me.
    90% are touchbacks now.Fuck even Ray Wersching could do that still.

  26. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    If the Niners have to go to Seattle for a playoff game…we be fucked!!

  27. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    With the way the crowd noise has been they should have gone to the no huddle a long time ago.

  28. ODB's avatar ODB says:

    Wow. This is embarassing

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