A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Super Bowl

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Wow. One measly little loss and the bandwagon is in flames in a ditch with two broken axles. Granted, it was about as ugly as it gets, but this is the NFL, where a team like Miami can beat last year’s darlings, the Indy Colts. Or San Diego can finally hold a 4th quarter lead after 8 years of trying. Be that as it may, the niners travelled to the Great White Northwest to take on the rain and the Seahawks. Was it ugly? Was it the worst performance of Young Colin Kaepernick’s career? Were the 49ers outcoached? Out hustled? Outschemed? Overmatched? Scared of the lightning? Yes to all of the above. Much like the GB game, Seattle’s defense stuffed the run. They did it by loading the box with 8-9 guys and daring us to throw. Unfortunately, unlike Green Bay, the Seattle DBs neutralized the passing game. Anquan Boldin went from penthouse to outhouse. 217 yards to 7. The Niners defense did finally hold Marshawn Lynch to under 100 yards, but it hardly mattered. The effectiveness of the defense was obliterated by the colossal ineptitude of the offense. For all the hooraw around this game and the resulting bandwagon leapers, the defense held Seattle to 12 points through 3 quarters. Hardly an insurmountable deficit. The Niners even had a blocked punt.

I could go into the abject failure of the offense (lousy blocking, lousy scheme, bad passing, no run game, etc), and the ease at which Seattle put the game away late, but we all saw the fugliness unfold in gory detail last night. Is this the end of the Super Bowl run? Are we now second fiddle in our own division? This very well may be the case, but then again, minus a DeAngelo Williams fumble last week, Seattle loses. It’s week 2 folks. There’s a lot of football left to be played. Is there reason to worry? Oh yeah. The line play on both sides was shockingly poor. And the refs were absolutely on glue with some of the calls. Nnami Asomugha was called for shielding when he was BEHIND the WR going for the tip. Aldon Smith’s penalty for tapping someone’s helmet was equally ridiculous. But the results speak for themselves. The Niners again looked woefully unprepared for the game. But the deal was, much like the Green Bay game, this was Seattle’s Super Bowl. This was the biggest game in Seattle in years. They played fast and loose. The Niners were tight and reactionary.

So, is Seattle Kappy’s kryptonite? Jim Harbaugh is 3-2 vs his nemesis Pete Carroll, but all 3 of the wins came with Alex Smith at QB. Kappy is 0-2 now. Speaking of Kappy, he looked VERY tentative yesterday. Gone were the slashing runs and accurate passes he’s shown. He was off target all night, which induced 3 picks. The 1st especially galling as the Niners had blocked a punt, and had great field position. He tried to stuff a pass to VD in double coverage. It might have worked if it was on target, but it wasn’t. The deep ball to VD was also badly underthrown. The 3rd pick was flat awful. Don’t know where that was going. His running was tentative as well. He seemed to wait too long in the pocket as the WRs failed to get open, and ended up sacked. The line blocking didn’t do much, but even when Kappy had time, he missed open targets. And Bruce Miller had about as bad a day as possible. Getting called for holding in the end zone for a safety, and dropping a TD pass before the first pick.

So what to gather from this? Mainly the fact that the Niners don’t play well in the Seattle rain, and they need to pay some serious attention to the line play and work on getting the WRs involved in the game plan. The harbinger of the overmatched wideouts getting shut down came to be, and Harbaugh’s idea of going to Miller out of the backdfield, while a good idea, in the end didn’t work. Despite the blowout, the defense played well enough to win. The offense did nothing to keep them off the field. 37:00 to 23:00 in time-of-possession is atrocious.

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65 Responses to A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Super Bowl

  1. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Simplify the damn offense and play calls. End the endless shifting before the snap.
    Get out of the huddle, survey the D, call an audible or not, and get the play off. Stop this nonsense of taking so long. Did Bill Walsh’s team take forever to get a play off? NO. First 15 scripted, fire away. And, a first drive TD just about every game. Next draft, they need a big, fast premier RB. This is Gore’s last hurrah…

    • snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

      Yeah, I know they have Lattimore stockpiled, but until we see him play, I’m up for another drafted RB. Hunter is good, he’s not great. And, if he goes down, we got squat…

  2. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    How many sweeps do the niners run with Gore in there?? not very many. Under Walsh that was a staple.

  3. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    In Walsh’s era, the LBs and DE weren’t nearly as fast. Lawrence Taylor was the guy who brought about change. And Gore is too slow for sweeps these days. I wouldn’t might seeing LMJ and Hunter getting pitches, but the Niners need to do that with at least 3 WRs on the field. Force teams to unload the box and pay attention to our paasing game.

    Unfortunately, the Niners rarely go deep. And when they have this year, Kappy has badly underthrown both of them. KW was wide open vs the Pack, and VD was open as well. One was broken up and the other picked off. KW certainly was doing his part to get free, so maybe they’ll look his way more often.

  4. Alleykat's avatar Alleykat says:

    Yeah i agree about Gore as well,this is last hurrah.
    He looks like Chuck’s broken down wagon trying to run right now

  5. NJ49er's avatar NJ49er says:

    The not so simple answer is, to devise a system to make adjustments, when you can’t verbally communicate.
    When a Defense can tee off before the OLine can, you see what happens.
    Nothing worked.

    We all know how weak we are at WR against the press too.

    Suddenly the Oregon/Chip Kelly placard system doesn’t seem so infantile.

  6. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Probably. Dude is seriously off the rails.

  7. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    He may have been banned already. Don’t see his posts.

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