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Lifelong SF 49ers, SF Giants, and Golden State Warriors fan

Trey Lance Out 3 Weeks with a Sprained Knee

Kyle Shanahan has a dislocated brain. I tell ya, Shanahan seems hell-bent on shit-canning his rep as an offensive genius these days. Or even as a good coach. His play calling all season has been iffy. The Detroit game started … Continue reading

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Back to the Cellar

Christ. This team played like this is season one of a new regime, rather that year 5 of what was supposed to be the christening of the Super Bowl contenders. Penalties, mistakes, more penalties and some really shitty play calling … Continue reading

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Game Day 5 – Showdown at the AZ Corral

There’s a new sheriff in town, and his name is Trey Lance. Kyle Shanahan decided not to follow last year’s path of throwing an injured and ineffective calf-inflicted Jimmy G into a game and watching him throw picks and flail … Continue reading

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One Way Street

And we are going the wrong way. The Niners started the season well enough, winning two roadies. Granted, the Lions and Eagles are a collective 1-7, and are dogshit, but I digress. I am a little surprised by the Eagles, … Continue reading

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How the West was Lost

Well, that sucked. We have become the team that can’t afford to make mistakes. And yet, we made mistakes. And lost. Jimmy G is proving to be a turd on ice as we know he can’t hit the long passes, … Continue reading

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Game Day – How West is Won

Another week, another slew of injuries. Kittle is questionable with a calf injury after playing the whole GB game. His value this year seems to be more as a blocker, but whatevs. Seattle is last by a big margin in … Continue reading

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Ugly Fucking Loss – Pin the Debacle on the DC

I fully blame Demeco Ryans for this terrible showing so far this season. Our defense has much better players than last year, but we are 17 in yards allowed and 17th in points allowed. Horrible. Much worse than last year. … Continue reading

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Sunday Night Football – Game III – Grilled Cheese Time

One way or another it feels like the Niners and Packers play every year. And then meet in the playoffs. It has been a back-and-forth affair, with the Niners dominating the Cheeseheads in the playoffs these last three meetings. Sure, … Continue reading

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The Usual Injury Report

The good news is we are on grass again. Yay. Still and all, guys got hurt in Philly. OUTKevin Givens (ankle) – Heading to IRJaMycal Hasty (ankle) – Heading to IRElijah Mitchell (shoulder) – Day-to-dayArik Armstead (abductor) – Day to-day … Continue reading

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Phugly in Philadelphia – Two and Phuckin’ O

Well, that was brutal. In true grind-it-out fashion, the 49ers managed to escape this 10 day camping trip in Deetroit, West Virginia, and Philadelphia with a 2-0 record. Yes, there were more casualties among the walking wounded, and the offense … Continue reading

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