Monthly Archives: May 2016

The Future’s So Bright . . .

I need a ladder to see the sun  . . . Well, Vegas certainly isn’t giving us the love. They give us 5.5 as our win threshold. Down in the dregs of the NFL also-rans. Not that we haven’t been … Continue reading

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Phun in Philly

Seeing the clusterfuck that we are, you have to wonder if ol’ Chipper is counting his blessings to be out of Philly. Sam Bradford had the gall to complain about the Eagles drafting of Carson Wentz. Poor Sam and his 2 … Continue reading

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The New Offense is Here! The New Offense is Here!

Gone is the plodding, methodical Harbaugh approach, and gone is whatever last year’s shit-pile offense was. Now we have the go-go Chip Kelly offense. Speed and simplicity replace endless shifting and the four-headed play calling system. They’ve only done a mini-camp, … Continue reading

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The Edge of Wetness

Free agency is over. The draft is over. All that’s left before the season starts is training camp and preseason. The 49ers shitcanned an entire coaching staff (have fun with your $10 mill, Jimmy T!) and hired an offensive guru who … Continue reading

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Nap Time

Well, nothing to do but wait for the OTAs, camps, and walk-throughs to start. But this is a couple months away. All we have now is draft ratings, talk, and angst over anything and everything. The 49ers are a mess, … Continue reading

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Your Retooled 49er Squad

Here they are . . . Round 1: Pick 7 – Oregon DL DeForest Buckner Round 1: Pick 28 ( via trade with the Kansas City Chiefs) – Stanford G Joshua Garnett Round 3: Pick 5 (68th overall) – Mississippi State CB … Continue reading

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