Game Day?? Is it Really Here? Eons Have Passed!! SBXLVII!!

My daughter is wearing my Super Bowl XXIII t-shirt from the Aptos Club. Epic T-shirt.

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Well, hell. The game WILL actually happen. In what seems like the college bowl game six week layoff, the Niners and Ravens will finally strap on their gear and start smacking heads. The reporters have all put their pens and papers away, the players and coaches are safely tucked into their beds, the ridiculous, stupid, and overblown comments have all floated away into the ether, and somewhere Kenny Stabler is drinking and laughing in a corner bar.

I’m fairly confident the Niners will wear these guys down in the end and win going away. And I won’t have to worry about whether Ray Lewis will do his Elaine Benes dance, where Chris Culliver will get his sensitivity training, or where Alex Smith will end up. If only for the duration of the game.

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326 Responses to Game Day?? Is it Really Here? Eons Have Passed!! SBXLVII!!

  1. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    Have they shown the Budweiser Clydesdales commercial? I’m still crying…

  2. sandy32koufax's avatar sandy32koufax says:

    HAHAHAHAHA!

  3. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    That’s the way to start the second half.

  4. B's avatar B says:

    And special teams join the party!!!!!!

  5. Alleykat's avatar Alleykat says:

    11 Seconds 109 yards Ballgame!!

  6. JBat's avatar JBat says:

    Bye, bye Niners.

  7. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    Inspiring football!!

  8. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    They shoot horses don’t they? Shoot the entire 49er squad.
    I’m fucking embarrassed right now to call myself a 49er fan.
    Fuck me and the horse I rode in on…

    • annapirhana's avatar mailorderwife says:

      You shouldn’t be embarrassed to call yourself a fan unless you’re a bandwagon variety. The 49ers should be embarrassed by their efforts today, fucking up a perfect legacy here. Fans are just fans, and this is still just a game.

  9. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    Until the Niners score 2 TD’s they need to stay away from the run

    • sandy32koufax's avatar sandy32koufax says:

      They’ve tried the pass.

      The niners need to calm the fuck down, get their shit together and play their game or this baby is over.

      I’m good with the latter outcome, myself.

  10. sandy32koufax's avatar sandy32koufax says:

    BOO!

    FIX THE FUCKING LIGHTS!

  11. JBat's avatar JBat says:

    What a disaster. What next, a hurricane?

  12. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    Another fucking power outage?

    Too bad we did not get that back around 3:40 our time.

  13. B's avatar B says:

    Beyonce show used up all the power. No more running plays please.

  14. Alleykat's avatar Alleykat says:

    As Dandy Don use to say “Turn out the Lights” the game is over!
    Freakin SB of all things and have a power outtage.Kind of like the 49ers offense.

  15. xoot's avatar xoot says:

    No real fan would bail now. Hell, I think even a few raider fans hung around the last time they appeared in the SBowl. And the 9ers have a much better chance of coming back.

    Kaepernick hasn’t been up to the task. The Ravens have had the luxury of taking chances. The road back to dynasty is tough. Some teams (e.g., the Raiders) never get close. The 9ers are close, again. Don’t quit on them now.

    Maybe the power outage here will revive the 9ers. Remind them of Candlestick.

  16. Nipper's avatar Nipper says:

    Wait until next season! OUCH!

  17. B's avatar B says:

    How in the fuck can they be running trap plays down 28-6? Dumb fuck Roman!

  18. Nipper's avatar Nipper says:

    Where’s PUPPY BOWL?

  19. sandy32koufax's avatar sandy32koufax says:

    If anything, this helps the niners regain their poise and composure.

    I hope both teams keep a high level of focus and don’t have negative effects from this shit.

    Ya, Nawl’ins was ready for the SB, yepper…

  20. Nipper's avatar Nipper says:

    Lets get drunk with Dennis in the stables.

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