Game Day?? Is it Really Here? Eons Have Passed!! SBXLVII!!

My daughter is wearing my Super Bowl XXIII t-shirt from the Aptos Club. Epic T-shirt.

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Well, hell. The game WILL actually happen. In what seems like the college bowl game six week layoff, the Niners and Ravens will finally strap on their gear and start smacking heads. The reporters have all put their pens and papers away, the players and coaches are safely tucked into their beds, the ridiculous, stupid, and overblown comments have all floated away into the ether, and somewhere Kenny Stabler is drinking and laughing in a corner bar.

I’m fairly confident the Niners will wear these guys down in the end and win going away. And I won’t have to worry about whether Ray Lewis will do his Elaine Benes dance, where Chris Culliver will get his sensitivity training, or where Alex Smith will end up. If only for the duration of the game.

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326 Responses to Game Day?? Is it Really Here? Eons Have Passed!! SBXLVII!!

  1. Spitblood's avatar Spitblood says:

    This game is not over. The power outage gives the 49er coaching staff the ability to adjust after the kickoff return. We cannot run the ball anymore. We need to go hurry up, and we need to go spread. We need to forget the two calls at the line. We need the ball to be placed down by the official and for Kaep to snap it immediately. Forget the reads at the line. Quick routes, quick throws.

    Spread. Spread. Spread. Let’s not run the ball anymore unless it’s a draw and we know it’ll pickup 20 plus yards. If the 49ers try to run the ball and be patient, like they are good at, the 49ers will lose. They cannot be patient anymore. They have to go hurry up.

  2. B's avatar B says:

    Everyone needed a break from this steaming shit pile

  3. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    Even after this outage is over, we are still facing third and 13. It’s going to be gut check time, right away.

  4. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    This is a fucking goddamn disgrace on the NFL. Fuck Roger Goodell and his player safety BS. The lights went out? That’s what happens when you try to outlaw defenses trying to turn out the lights on the offense. The NFL is now one big VAGINA. No more hard hits.

    And fuck President Obama and his pussy comments. You’re afraid your son might get hurt in football? That reassures me and the rest of the nation about your feelings when it comes to N. Korea.

    Fuck you, you goddamn motherless son of a fuck pussy.
    We’re America! We hit people!!!

  5. JBat's avatar JBat says:

    It wasn’t until this game that Kaep was really shown to be a rookie. It’s not really his fault, he’s just being game planned by a talented and veteran team and he doesn’t have enough experience to adjust to things he hasn’t seen. In a couple of years, this kind of thing probably won’t happen. It’s the risk Harbaugh took, and it took until now for it to blow up in his face, but it has big time. The D hasn’t been any better.

    If the 49ers don’t do something big to address their deficiencies at CB, I won’t know what to make of it. They have huge holes there. Culliver should be nothing more than a special teams player, if that. They have to get some talent at that position.

  6. B's avatar B says:

    Does Roman have a no-huddle offense book he can dust off?

  7. Alleykat's avatar Alleykat says:

    What a Slap in the face to the NFL…Inexcusable to have a power outage in the SB.
    Did anyone have that on a prop bet?

  8. twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

    If they don’t get the lights back on, the game hasn’t gone 5 full innings yet, so it’s not official.. They can play a double header in June..

  9. Alleykat's avatar Alleykat says:

    We would have had power,but Culliver jizzed his load on the transformer.

  10. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    “Speechless.” I’m without speech.”

  11. twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

    O/U on Denny having Culliver fucked doggy style was 1 hour 25.5 minutes, BTW..

  12. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    This interruption is a HUGE black-eye on the NFL.
    Congratulations, Roger. You finally got some color to your Rooney Rule.

  13. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    Do we even have a no-huddle offense when it’s not < 2:00 mins to go?
    Hurry up!

  14. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    Fuck you, Crabtree. That ball was on the money.

  15. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    And now we have to burn a TO. Once again? WE DON’T DESERVE to win this shit.

  16. B's avatar B says:

    Why does this look like play calling for when your up 22 points!!! Hurry the fuck up!!!!!!! And a timeout?!!! Unbelievable!

  17. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    Lots of talk about DBs and the QB, But. We’re losing this game on the lines. The Ravens are outplaying out OL and DL.

  18. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    Finally. One step at a time…

  19. Alleykat's avatar Alleykat says:

    Crabs breaking tackles for that TD!!!
    Real nice drive.D’stime to step up!!

  20. JBat's avatar JBat says:

    Sonofabitch if we didn’t score a touchdown…

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