Game Day?? Is it Really Here? Eons Have Passed!! SBXLVII!!

My daughter is wearing my Super Bowl XXIII t-shirt from the Aptos Club. Epic T-shirt.

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Well, hell. The game WILL actually happen. In what seems like the college bowl game six week layoff, the Niners and Ravens will finally strap on their gear and start smacking heads. The reporters have all put their pens and papers away, the players and coaches are safely tucked into their beds, the ridiculous, stupid, and overblown comments have all floated away into the ether, and somewhere Kenny Stabler is drinking and laughing in a corner bar.

I’m fairly confident the Niners will wear these guys down in the end and win going away. And I won’t have to worry about whether Ray Lewis will do his Elaine Benes dance, where Chris Culliver will get his sensitivity training, or where Alex Smith will end up. If only for the duration of the game.

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326 Responses to Game Day?? Is it Really Here? Eons Have Passed!! SBXLVII!!

  1. sandy32koufax's avatar sandy32koufax says:

    When was the last time the Niners trailed at halftime in a SB?

  2. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    Culliver sucks more cock than any gay person he ever offended.
    Fuck him up the ass.

  3. B's avatar B says:

    Well, Culliver made sure everyone knew his name this past week

  4. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    Why are we running the ball stil? It has gotten us nowhere!

  5. sandy32koufax's avatar sandy32koufax says:

    Kaep just took four points off the board…

  6. JBat's avatar JBat says:

    Crab was wide open. Why Kaep didn’t throw the damn ball is a mystery.

  7. B's avatar B says:

    Just a pathetic performance by the D.

  8. Alleykat's avatar Alleykat says:

    What the fuck was that? 12 seconds.left 2 fucking TO with a 3 rd down play and you wind it down for 3Fuck Jimbo.WTF!!!!!

  9. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    My total outrage from the first half has sapped me from my next 49er critique.
    Enjoy Beyoncé and the half time show. Time to regroup.

  10. B's avatar B says:

    Now the Ravens can play not to lose, if they do, the niners have a chance

  11. sandy32koufax's avatar sandy32koufax says:

    BEER RUN!

  12. B's avatar B says:

    With no pass rush, DBs are hung out to dry. Still, Culliver fucked up royally on that last TD

  13. Alleykat's avatar Alleykat says:

    Well we can’t give Akers any shit atleast.
    Fucking Jimbo needs another Falcon halftime rage right now!!!

  14. Alleykat's avatar Alleykat says:

    Guess Twin was right….Should have suspended Culliver for this game.

  15. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    Obviously we’re in a hole here. It is not over yet, but coming back against this team is going to be tough.

    This is the first time all year that Kaep looks hesitant. But then, the whole team looks too tight. John Harbaugh did a better job of preparing his team than Jimbo, IMHO.

    Ravens are playing better and have a better game plan. I kept telling people this year that Flacco is coming on, and you can see it here. He is good.

    We are really missing MM – Moss is just doing his going through the motions thing.

    Our DBs cannot cover their receivers, our pass rush cannot get to Flacco. Bad combination.

    We’d better come up with something fast on both sides of the ball, or the hole will be insurmountable.

  16. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    I’m not really a Beyoncé music fan, but I must admit. She has the best set of thighs I’ve ever seen on a woman. Perfect.

  17. Yoyo's avatar Yoyo says:

    Culliver deserves to have his ass chained to a glory hole in SF’s gayest bar for a week after the Superbowl

  18. B's avatar B says:

    The greatest receiver of all time sure is having a memorable Superbowl.

  19. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    If we re-sign Moss next year, I got four words for y’all…

    How bout dem Cowboys!

  20. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    I swear to motherless fucking Christ. If Ray Lewis wins this game, I will stop celebrating Christmas.

    Don’t deprive me of my favorite day of the year, Lord. If you exist?

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