Game Day?? Is it Really Here? Eons Have Passed!! SBXLVII!!

My daughter is wearing my Super Bowl XXIII t-shirt from the Aptos Club. Epic T-shirt.

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Well, hell. The game WILL actually happen. In what seems like the college bowl game six week layoff, the Niners and Ravens will finally strap on their gear and start smacking heads. The reporters have all put their pens and papers away, the players and coaches are safely tucked into their beds, the ridiculous, stupid, and overblown comments have all floated away into the ether, and somewhere Kenny Stabler is drinking and laughing in a corner bar.

I’m fairly confident the Niners will wear these guys down in the end and win going away. And I won’t have to worry about whether Ray Lewis will do his Elaine Benes dance, where Chris Culliver will get his sensitivity training, or where Alex Smith will end up. If only for the duration of the game.

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326 Responses to Game Day?? Is it Really Here? Eons Have Passed!! SBXLVII!!

  1. Alleykat's avatar Alleykat says:

    These fuckin stupid penalties are killing us!
    Fuck another TD,Fuck wake up!!

  2. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    If you believe in a god, tell that motherless son of a fuck to fuck himself at the moment.
    Fuck god and the cloud he and/or she rode in on.

  3. Rab's avatar Rab says:

    Glad I bet the over

  4. JBat's avatar JBat says:

    The Ravens look like the better team and it’s not even close so far. I think John is in Jim’s head and has been since they were kids.

  5. IH1972's avatar IH1972 says:

    We’re handing them the Superbowl

  6. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    But I will say this, that worthless god not withstanding, Flacco is kicking our sorry asses up to this point. We don’t deserve a chaper in the fucking Bible at this point. Not even Revelations. which, can’t come too soon at this point…

  7. JBat's avatar JBat says:

    Don’t get something gong soon and this will be a rout, by the 49ers will be on the wrong end. Flacco is just shredding the defense.

  8. IH1972's avatar IH1972 says:

    Game over.

  9. sandy32koufax's avatar sandy32koufax says:

    Williams should be kicked out…pushed a ref.

  10. JBat's avatar JBat says:

    And Kaep the rookie shows up.

  11. B's avatar B says:

    It’d be nice if Moss got his hand up to catch that ball

  12. Alleykat's avatar Alleykat says:

    And Moss the Veteran made no attempt to even leap for the ball.Fucking gave up on the play.

  13. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    Bowman missed Rice on that 3rd down. As of right now, we DESERVE to lose.
    Lucky to hold ’em to a FG attempt here. We are getting whooped…

    Nigga John Harbaugh got cute of the FG. Fuck you.

  14. B's avatar B says:

    Thank you Ravens! How fucking stupid was that?!!

    • sandy32koufax's avatar sandy32koufax says:

      What does Harbaugh REALLY have to lose running that fake? 1st down Niners at their own 6?

      Ya, momentum slightly shifts to the Niners…slightly

  15. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    Once again, Jimbo GIVES UP on 3rd down. I know the down and distance. I know Kap has been rattled. But you’re playing not to lose already. And if ya haven’t checked the scoreboard lately, we’re already losing…BIG TIME.

  16. B's avatar B says:

    Right. So much for momentum, and the Ravens get the ball for 2nd half kickoff. D better make some plays here

  17. B's avatar B says:

    Holy shit, they’d never call it but Culliver was mauled by Smith on that play

    • sandy32koufax's avatar sandy32koufax says:

      Not calling that penalty is part of Cullies sensitivity training.

      Next he goes to the Castro and hangs with the locals…

  18. sandy32koufax's avatar sandy32koufax says:

    Hmmm…there was Cullie baby again…

  19. B's avatar B says:

    Nice job Culliver. And that’s the Superbowl.

  20. Alleykat's avatar Alleykat says:

    Culliver you SUCK DICK!!! Admit you HOMO!!!!!!

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