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Another Home Game, Another Banner

Yes, the fans are angry, and they are not showing up in droves to the gleaming new stadium. Yes, they lost another desultory game to the Ginger-less Cincinnati Bengals. The difference with this one was Blaine Gabbert showed his shitty … Continue reading →

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Game Day — Train Wrecks R Us

Well, Little to look forward to but the carnage. Word is, THIS game will decide the fate of our coaching staff. Funny, it isn’t the turd they laid last week in Cleveland. Apparently, Tomsula and Co were slated to return … Continue reading →

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Dream On . . .

Well, so much for wild-ass speculation. Wishful thinking on my part. Guess we’re stuck with (Al) Guido and the boys for the foreseeable future. Happy days indeed.This team cannot be seen as anything but a disaster right now. I’m not changing … Continue reading →

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Be Still My Beating Heart

Sure, this is speculation, but regardless of whether this story is true or not, there are drastic changes ahead for the 49ers. Scott Ostler, resident Chronicle sports writer and smarm-master extraordinaire, is putting out there that the Yorks have reached their … Continue reading →

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Bowling For Columb . . . uh Bowl Games

Tis the season to witness more college bowl games than there are actual college teams. By my count there are 356 bowl games coming up, including the Raycom Media Camellia Bowl, Zaxby’s Heart of Dallas Bowl, and the Belk Bowl. That last one … Continue reading →

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The Completion Backwards Principle

Great Tubes album, and great strategy by the 49ers. The 49ers were very crafty yesterday. By letting Cleveland dance all over their heads, they gave Cleveland management the false hope that Johnny Football is their answer at QB. Thus allowing … Continue reading →

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Medic! Game Dayzzzzzz……

Another game, another set of injured players. Tomorrow’s game sees last week’s star Torrey Smith questionable with back and toe injuries, VMcD out with a concussion, Michael Wilhoite out with a high ankle sprain, and  both Tremaine Brock and Aaron … Continue reading →

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Good News, Bad News

The bad news? The 49ers are going through what could be a lengthy stretch of insignificance. Sure, we look to be in a bit of a quandary with our front office, and the well-stocked team we had nigh 2 years ago is … Continue reading →

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The Curious Case of Gabby Gabbertson

In a fairly shocking (to me anyway) development, Blaine Gabbert is playing some decent quarterback these days. Granted, the Falcons and Bears aren’t quite the Seahawks or Cardinals, but even in those losses, the Niners looked better than the earlier … Continue reading →

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Game Day. What is and What Should Never Be

Much will be made of this game, seeing as the Bears coaching staff could have pretty much been ours had Jed apparently  not stepped in it.  Bears fans are encouraged by their 5-6 record while we are, well, where we are. … Continue reading →

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