Oh, O Line, Where Art Thou?

Stop me if you’ve heard this before but this team is once again going with backups, retreads, and late-round fliers to keep Brock Purdy upright. They have signed:

  • Backup C/G Brett Toth
  • Backup LT Vederian Lowe

They drafted:

  • Guard C Willis in the 4th round
  • Tackle E Cruz in the5th round

T Williams, Puni, McKivitz, and (urk) Brendel are starting. They have late round guys in Colby, Nugent, and Zakelj, failed tackle broken-neck UDFA Robert jones, and no-name guys Parker and Alarcon.

We have depth I guess, but Brendel is not the answer at center and we have a bunch of stiffs fighting for the LG spot.

It’s infuriating to me to see statues like Sourdough Sam Darnold and Matthew Stafford afforded 4-5 seconds to pick apart defenses while Brock Purdy runs for his life on 80% of our pass plays. The ONLY reason our sack totals were low is from Purdy’s escapability.

And far as the Giants go, I’m suffering with all you flap orphans. This team is as exciting as a wet blanket. I guess Buster really doesn’t have a budget to work with? I mean how could anyone in their right mind say this team was built to win with that pitching staff?

Funny thing is, the pitching, minus Dookie Houseturd, Bofucki, and “I got my shit together” Walker has been OK. The hitting is catastrophically bad. Esp this last roadie.

At least they called up Eldridge.

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101 Responses to Oh, O Line, Where Art Thou?

  1. blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado says:

    Bryce robbed by that 1b’s great play

  2. blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado says:

    Wheels falling off. Webb 6 earned runs. Sheesh.

  3. alleykat69's avatar alleykat69 says:

    So much for a 4-1 Giants lead as Webb gives up 5 freaking runs!! 4 innings 7 hits/6 earned runs a hits batsmen yikes

  4. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Fuck. I’m leaning toward Sandawg and cutting off triples alley. Tired of watching 410′ outs.

    What the actual fuck, Webbie? 6 earnies?

    Fucking Adames wasting challenges. 3 per game is a joke.

    Fucking Beuhler is gonna get this win FFS.

  5. Paul Sorensen's avatar Paul Sorensen says:

    Wonder if Webb is ailing with something. He’s lost his kind of guaranteed good start vibes this year, and with this rotation, that’s not good. McDonald will be back, he should be in the rotation the rest of the way. Hauser probably the first to go.

  6. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Webb has a lot of mileage on that arm.

  7. alleykat69's avatar alleykat69 says:

    Yeah on all the STUPID ASS Challenges by Adames the homeplate umpires should start douching him with Gatorade!!

  8. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    We are crushing 400′ outs while they doink their way all over the place.

    Gawd, Bofucki

  9. willedav's avatar willedav says:

    Koss should probably go down to pen and get loose. Pads are on everything tonight when Giants aren’t walking guys.

  10. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Bofucki is sucki.

    Maybe Webb got messed up by playing early in the WBC thing. Whatever. He hasnt pitched much at all like a #1 so far.

    Giants playing like a classic .500 or less team. Get skunked for runs, pitchers are great. Score runs, then the pitching falls apart.

  11. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Looks like we have a hitter in Rodriguez.

    I have a feeling that with Susac and Rodriguez, Bailey may be getting Wally Pipped this season…

  12. alleykat69's avatar alleykat69 says:

    OPPO RODO HR off the green tin,Yep the kid can hit, thanks Yanks!

  13. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Christ. We swing at a lot of ball4s

  14. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Clown show breaking out.

  15. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    I said that before the run scoring balk!

  16. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    This team looks like it has a good shot at Pen implosion, like last season, during the Dog Days late this summer.

    Now a balked-in runner by some dude Santos I have no clue about, to make it an even 10. Ouch…

  17. blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado says:

    Santos is an interesting character. Began career with Red Sox from 2017 to 2019. Played with the Giants from 2020 to 2022, where he was busted for steroids. Next stop White Sox (some success) and then Mariners . . . and wait for it, back with us. I hope his latest stint with us doesn’t involve a steroid training regimen.

  18. alleykat69's avatar alleykat69 says:

    Well the ball girl was entertaining atleast, that stumble has ESPN highlights potential 🤣

  19. alleykat69's avatar alleykat69 says:

    One thing hard to believe 33 games in a Not one HR for Tatis?

  20. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Giants’ one-game winning streak ends.

    Web looks very hittable until further notice, and this Pen looks very inconsitent …

    • blade3colorado's avatar blade3colorado says:

      Giants with 8 hits, 5 runs, Webb pitching – that’s usually a win every day and twice on Sunday. So yes, I am worried about him, but the saving grace is that he is a winner and he has a good chance of figuring it out/adjusting going forward.

      One thing lacking (again) with our hitters is 0 walks. That’s not good.

Super Bowl Win, Purdy Please