He Said, She Said . . . Nothing, Really

Well, TMZ comes across looking stupid in the Kappy affair. But do they care? No. They are merely a tool for generating buzz around the flimsiest of stories and generating hits on their web site.

Me? I wouldn’t stoop so low. Anyhow, the more that comes out about this, the less there is to the story. The girl said nothing happened. It appears that she got too high, and one of the 3, or any combination of them, took her to the hospital because they were worried about her. So, she naturally filed a police report 4 days later. Maybe she got mad that they didn’t stick around til she slept it off.

Since nothing happened, the hospital released her without any apparent injuries to report, and she herself admitted that Kaepernick didn’t bang her, what are the charges going to be? They let her party too much?

Granted, there are some question marks to deal with. How did she get to the hospital? Who signed her in? Any other drugs involved? Whatever. As it is, there are no charges filed, and no reason to expect anything to change. In the good old days, players could already be hanging out at team HQ lifting weights, shooting the shit, and trying to stay out of trouble. As it is now, teams can have no contact with players, and the facilities are off limits til later this month. So they are left alone to their own devices for too long?

The reason this seems fishy is these guys get drug-tested all the time (hello Brandon Browner), and pot isn’t something that gets out of the system quickly. It takes a month for a marijuana test to come back clean after smoking a joint. If these guys were doing bong rips, they’d certainly test positive for pot in the near future.

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94 Responses to He Said, She Said . . . Nothing, Really

  1. unca_chuck says:

    Unless the toxicology comes up with Darren Sharper’s drug of choice, Rohypnol, not sure if there’s anything here. Yet.

  2. unca_chuck says:

    Thing is, she was tested for rape and they haven’t made a move. If there was evidence of sexual misconduct, they’d have these guys in for questioning.

    So, it looks like nothing. Pending the tox report.

  3. philippinefan says:

    Yeah much ado about nothing but what the heck people like to talk. Same thing around here esp. on the off season. But no need to make it personal…unless you have a big Need to make it personal. Which some do evidently.


  4. Nipper says:

    Yawn………I was ready for a big scandal. Again a let down…..back to counting my shoes.

  5. unca_chuck says:

    One . . . two. . . . woof!

    Yeah, waddayado?

    Carry on, my wayward sons . . .

  6. Spitblood says:

    Manziel scored a 37 on the wonderlic. Parallels nicely with another smart, first round bust in Alex Smith. That’s about Del’s speed. He loves Alex Smith and smart qbs who can’t really cut it when the chips are down. Manziel, Tony Romo…. smart qbs like Smith. Del loves him some quarterbacking lemons.

    • philippinefan says:

      Alex is a BUST?

    • philippinefan says:

      The thing I don’t get about Del Mar is his stance on religion = no sooner do I accuse him of being an atheist regarding a certain football team than he goes all “mark of the beast” on us proving some kind of belief system (even if it’s dislike for Jimi). Then when the Kapper caper comes down he’s all mother superior about the fallen morality of our once upon a time supposed choir boys. So which is it regarding Dennis? Is he:

      A) A choir boy
      B) An atheist
      C) A devil worshiper
      D) Mother Superior
      E) A contrarian to current popular beliefs
      F) Fucked up beyond belief
      G) A closet Niner fan
      H) A Niner hater
      I) A secret admirer of Alexander Douglas Smith
      J) Fill in the blank = there’s plenty of alphabet left

      I’m going with E. Waddaya think?

  7. What’s the biggest thread killer?

    A) Tim Tebow reference
    B) Political persuasion debate
    C) Mentioning religion
    D) Niner party animals busted
    E) Off season dog daze
    F) All of the above

    Or supply yer own thread killer suggestions. The Kaepernick caper (D) came at a bad time as we were still yammering on points A, B, C while also still in the middle of E. This is the fatal Blood Moon conjunction so dear to the hearts of certain religionists, I mean Bloggers, bloggers damn it.

    Lol really

    • Nipper says:

      Health issues are a real killer. You got a bad heart, a bi-polar head keep it to yourself.

  8. snarkk says:

    In a case like this, a rape kit taken in the ER may be a matter of routine or possibly required by law. So, I don’t know if the taking of that procedure has any significance. At the least, it doesn’t look good with 3 guys and one girl in a hotel room, and she passes out. Other than than, more facts have to come out after the toxicology report for anyone to make conclusions. So, TMZ is just a scum outfit for reporting what they did, and if things are as he says they are, Kap might have a defamation suit to press. At minimum, Kap shows himself to be a dumbass to have this happen. Especially in today’s social media, cameras everywhere environment. I shudder to think what would have come out if this environment existed in the days of Hornung, Namath and the Snake…

  9. snarkk says:

    Wonderlic scores:

    Brees 28
    T. Bradshaw 15
    Tom Brady 33
    Gio Carmazza 32
    Marc Bulger 29
    Kellen Clemens 35
    Chris Culliver 9
    Andy Dalton 29
    Trent Dilfer 22
    Elway 29
    Favre 22
    Flacco 27
    Rich Gannon 27
    David Garrard 14
    Frank Gore 6
    Elvis Grbac 16
    Grian Griese 39
    Matt Hasselbeck 29
    Kendall Hunter 9
    Kaepernick 38
    Ray Lewis 13
    Eli Manning 39
    Peyton Manning 28
    Marino 15
    Donovan McNabb 12
    Cade McNown 28
    Montana NA
    Neil O’Donnell 13
    Roethlisberger 25
    Matt Ryan 32
    Matt Schaub 31
    Aaron Rogers 35
    Phil Simms 10
    Tebow 22
    Testaverde 17
    Scott Tolzien 38
    Vick 20
    Steve Young 33

      • snarkk says:

        Perfect score = 50. I’m sure they’ve done stats analysis on this and regressed against performance measures. But, looks to me like with QBs it’s a crapshoot, not much correlation, if anything, the smarter, the worse the on-field performance. QB sweetspot may be in the mid to high 20s. Marino had a terrible score, what diff did that make — he only threw for a million yards. Kap has one of the highest scores of all, but looks like he has trouble with reads…

      • Interesting but hard to know what it all means = little correlation between scores and performance. Not too surprising since performance on field and test scores are such different beasts.

  10. Nipper says:

    Tests are BULLSHIT! If you’re dumb your fellow players will find out in a hurry. For football players it’s simple: If they can tie their shoe laces and chew gum at the same time they pass. That’s called the NIPPER I.Q. test for dummies.

  11. unca_chuck says:

    Simms got a 10?!? Too funny. What a dumbshit.

  12. Chuck says TMZ comes across looking stupid, yet you were the one who posted that Kap was a hero for driving the girl to the hospital. Who was your source for that little chestnut, Forrest Gump?

  13. Getting early reports from Twitter that Aldon Smith was just arrested at LAX. Apparently he was belligerent and yelled, “bomb.” If this is true, he’s done. Finished. Kaput.

    All this new “act like the Raiders” behavior has happened under Harbaugh’s watch. He *is* the motherfucking devil. On this Palm Sunday when we Catholics are supposed to celebrate the donkey which Jesus rode into Jerusalem, we just worship a team that is full of them.

    • philippinefan says:

      New behavior? you ferget one Chuckie Haley drafted by BW I do believe

      • It’s all about perception. I could care less if the Bill Walsh, Carmen Policy and Eddie D. 49ers were molesting collies behind the scenes. The *perception* was that team won, lost, coached, managed and was owned with class and dignity. It was always said that way. Portrayed to the masses that way.Therefore to the public, that’s how it was. It made to be true.

        I took great pride and was extremely fortunate to be apart of that era. So lucky to have season tickets and watch them in person. On and off the field being a 49er fan made me feel better then the rest. Not only felt that way, but acted like we were better then the rest. Hubris was thy name.

        Now? Thy name is shame.

  14. We drafted another A. Smith with our first selection. You think me might have learned.
    We had this shit coming.

    • NJ49er says:

      Del Aldon might have been misunderstood?

      Might have been trying to say ‘I have a BONG’…?

      Oh these crazy kids huh?

      • Recent developments might have forced Baakle to draft either DL or CB in the 1st rather than WR. I guess that’s a positive. However, should Trent still stay the path of the Dark Side and go WR with our 1st pk…I’ll go to SFO and yell at the TSA myself.

      • NJ49er says:

        Not so sure anything would dictate a WR Pick at 30, with the possible exception of Odell Beckham.

        Should be an action packed event by the looks of things.

      • philippinefan says:

        Yeah Aldumb seems to be cut from the same mold as one Charles Haley, sigh. But is that the Ricardo Lockette Model Bong? Now we know RLs actual reason fern not sticking in NFL = too ripped

  15. Del sez ‘no WR’ IN 1ST ROUND which I believe is the first thing I ever agreed with from him/ This is progress

    • NJ49er says:

      Well we all know how rare it is that a 1st RD WR succeeds Phil –
      Trouble is, you never know when the next Jerry Rice will show up.

      I do like Beckham, which at Pick 30, wouldn’t kill me if he wasn’t the next JR.

      Still like the BPA approach there, just in case.

      • philippinefan says:

        I’ll go with your opinion on this one NJ. Serious and sustained attention needs to be paid to our passing attack. It’s cost us too much already not to take a few risks on upgrading here

      • NJ49er says:

        Actually Phil I think there’s more value in RD2.
        If someone slides to us at 30, great.
        If not, nothing to stop Baalke from Trading back for an extra Pick next year.

        It’s all a crap shoot anyway.

  16. philippinefan says:

    Which is dumber Aldon yelling “bomb” in airport or the TV preacher claiming series of 4 ‘blood moons’ are some special message from Divinity? Dunno but looks like both these jokers are desperate fer attention at very least.


    Del may be a choir boy but dear old Aldon missed that casting call

    • NJ49er says:

      Well Greg Focker was a pretty straight-laced passenger and, we know what sent him into a rage….. Good old TSA can do that to anyway.

    • philippinefan says:

      Comments at end of that article about sum it up. Jeeeez

      • philippinefan says:

        Fuck the blood moon nonsense, what was that Creedence song “Bad Moon Rising”?

        ok, ok I’ll stop with the quasi-religious thread killer references already…

  17. snarkk says:

    Profootball Weekly says Aldon Smith’s Wonderlic was 18. He apparently missed this T / F question on the test: When at an airport in the offseason, to speed your security check in, when should you tell the TSA agents that you’re carrying a bomb?
    1. Sometimes
    2. Never
    3. Always
    4. Just after you’ve packed your loaded pistol into your carry-on
    5. As soon as you get in the security line

    • NJ49er says:


      TSA = Talk SH!T Aldon

    • Yup that’s it Snarkk, funny. Maybe Del Mar is sorta right = Niners have reverted to the mean as far as being a bit classier than the average sports team. But is that reason to love them less? For me No because I have a better life now so ‘Just win baby’ = that’s enough fer me

  18. Ted Striker: Which passenger is (Aldon Smith)?
    Testa: 16C. Why?
    Ted Striker: He’s carrying a bomb.
    Testa: A bah—[hands fly up to her mouth to muffle her words]
    Striker: No, Not a bah. A bomb.

    • philippinefan says:

      Alldumb used to be Da Bomb. Now he Is a bomb = When will he go off next?

      And how’s that 2011 draft looking with the top 3 selections looking at police reports this week? Good/very good players but acting stooped in the spot light right now

  19. snarkk says:

    After reading about this a bit and seeing video, I’d guess this will get dismissed or pled down to some misdemeanor that will go away quietly later this summer. He probably got PO’d he got picked for the secondary check. Although there’s some weird part of the story about how a Southwest agent got into a hassle with him, so it’s a little fuzzy right now. If this happened because he’s boozing again, that would be a 4-alarm fire alert…

    • snarkk says:

      Barrows says LAPD reports Aldon had been drinking, whatever that means. One thing it probably means is Aldon just got bumped for some extra games on the Goody suspension list…

    • NJ49er says:

      Maybe it’s a secret plot to bring the Contract extension number down?
      Mr Smith please stand on one leg and touch your right index finger to the tip of your nose.
      Now Mr Smith, repeat after me….I’m carrying a bomb.

  20. unca_chuck says:

    Aaa ah, so we all judge the past by your perception, Dennis?

    Good luck with that horseshit.

    I guess as long as Aldon wasn’t’ wasted, we’re good. No law against being an idiot.

  21. unca_chuck says:

    If he was drunk? All bets are off. He’s likely gone. Or in rehab again.

  22. snarkk says:

    Meanwhile, a few days ago Culliver was NOT charged with assault or making threats on that witness to his hit and run. Somebody must have taken the asst. DA to lunch at the Olympic Club or something…

  23. philippinefan says:

    AllDumb not making it easy on Niners re: 5th year option =


    Better get Harry Edwards the shrink back on the Niners payroll to counsel some of these guys. Or something similar in place

  24. snarkk says:

    Good news is that the Niners still have 6 picks in the first 100. Maybe now they need them all…

  25. philippinefan says:

    Does any of this have anything to do with the MOON? Of course not but still…

  26. unca_chuck says:

    Looks like lemonyay gets a long look while Aldon cools his heels for a while.

    • philippinefan says:

      Yup. And focus on the culture (of party animals) seeming to be cropping up in locker room.

    • Laughingstock, Chuck. Motherfucking laughingstock. All this under the tutelage and “leadership” of one Jim Harbaugh. No control. Run amok. Inmates, and isn’t that word apropos for this group, run the asylum.

      I’m not even going to make a final snarky, back-handed comment in Jimbo’s face. He does a fine enough job, or lack thereof, all by himself.

      • philippinefan says:

        Hardly Jimis fault. What has he done to encourage such behavior? You’re just using subsequent events to justify yer preconceived notion that Hendrix isn’t good enough, isn’t Walsh, whatever. That’s as logical as saying all this happened because you weren’t feeding the ducks (because Dennis is the anti-Christ or whatever). Naw, nonsense.

        No it’s ownerships call to offer some trusted individual the players can confide in. Not the HC, a neutral party.

  27. philippinefan says:

    I nominate Spitblood as moderator fer the new Niner 12 Step group: Morons Anonymous. Only because he is familiar with 12 Step (I think) NOT because he is a, you know, moron. Naw there are enough on the roster as it is. This is normal of course. But really back in the Golden Age Dennis pines for the Niners were eventually forced to get a psyc consultant (H Edwards?) on board to try to keep the likes of Haley from imploding. And wrecking further havoc in locker room.

    This needs to be reinstituted now before Niners continue the self-destruction = voluntary, gratis, confidential, positively supportive. Won’t hurt but could help raise awareness on team of the many pitfalls awaiting the careless/heedless/addicted. You never hear about the troubles that are avoided just the ones that aren’t. We need something like this Now.

    Just a suggestion

  28. How bout a bit of good news. About 40% of the cost of every beer you drink goes to federal, state and local tax coffers. So one could argue that drinking beer is downright patriotic.

    I’m proud to be an American.

  29. Spitblood says:

    Aldon Smith getting arrested again is good for the 49ers. It’s not a bad thing. Baalke loves a deal. He’s identified four categories – 1.) The injured draftee – Dial, Lattimore and Tank. 2.) The player on the current roster without leverage who Baalke asks to take a pay cut – Ginn, McCoy, Rogers, Baldwin. 3.) The high draft choice bust who needs his career rejuvenated – Blaine Gabbert, Glenn Dorsey and Alex Smith (even though Smith was on the roster). 4.) And the last category is the Aldon Smith category.

    Why dump the rights to Aldon Smith? Why cut him? Because Del’s an alcoholic and can’t handle another alcoholic in Aldon disgracing the team? Can you hear Alanis Morriesette? “Isn’t it ironic… don’t you think? A little toooooo ironic..”

    The key is not letting Aldon distract the team. At this point, let the justice system and Roger Goodell do whatever they want with Aldon, but don’t cut him. Suspend him for “Conduct detrimental to the team,” and then do what the NFL and Seahawks did with the Seattle secondary – make sure they play in the playoffs. Forget the regular season. We have Lemonier and Brooks, and Baalke will probably find another pass rusher in the draft.

    And getting back to Baalke’s four categories that make for great deals? Aldon’s next contract? Who in the right mind is going to give Aldon any guaranteed money? I don’t know about you but a little birdy told me that’s great when considering an entire team’s salary cap “big picture.” I used to think franchising Aldon for one year was a good idea, but I don’t know how the franchise tag works if you’re suspended. I do know, however, it’s hard to acquire talent mid year if a player’s number doesn’t count against the salary cap because of suspension (creating dead space which isn’t good).

    The reality, in the NFL today, is if you draft well, you aren’t going to be able to keep all of your choices. A lot of players play out their first contact in the NFL and move on not because their teams didn’t want them, but because they couldn’t afford them. Aldon might move on, which wouldn’t be horrible. The 49ers got 3 great years out of Aldon. Might even be his best NFL years over the length of his career once we look back. And if Aldon stays he’ll certainly be at a huge discount, which is great for the 49ers.

    • NJ49er says:

      Another bullet point to your points is the Comp Pick angle too Spit.
      Once guys like Iupati, (perhaps Crabtree and Aldon for that matter), hit the extension phase, that’s exactly how Baalke has to treat them.

      Get Cap friendly deals or, wait for a Comp Pick, while saving the $$$ for better, (or more deserving) options.

    • “Aldon Smith getting arrested again is good for the 49ers. It’s not a bad thing. ”

      Stop. For the love of motherfucking Christ. Just stop. This team has some serious repercussions coming from the karma gods, and we deserve each and every one of them. And, yes, deserves got everything to do with it.

      • Spitblood says:

        Deserve has nothing to do with it. If there was such a thing as deserve you’d win the lottery because you’re a victim, Del. A victim, I tell you. Your time would have come. All the injustices? All the wrongs against a man so right? You’d be redeemed if deserve had anything to do with winning Super Bowls. Think Pete Carroll deserved to win a Super Bowl? Think Seattle’s secondary deserved to win a Super Bowl? If Karma was a factor, where’s their Karma? If deserve had any inkling of a say, where’s the come-uppins? You just keep fightin’ the good fight, and you know this….

      • I’m a victim? That’s the hardest you made me laugh in awhile. What the hell could have caused my victimization?

  30. barleyfreak says:

    Give me a fck’n break. It’s getting so that I don’t want to get online and see what’s up lately w/ the niners. Really sad. What a waste. Stupid is as stupid does. He’s f*cked. I’m not asking for choir boys, for f*ck sake, but come on. Really?

    • philippinefan says:

      There’s a bad moon been rising Barley. We are far, far I tell youse from the cotton fields back home, homie

  31. barleyfreak says:

    Wow, This has been one long off-season.

  32. barleyfreak says:

    On the plus side, any salary cap issues just keep getting easier.

  33. Dear Lord,

    Please punish Jim Harbaugh and all of his law-breaking players who don’t know right from wrong. Absolutely no excuses for this continuous type of behavior. Unconscionable. Utterly with no regard it’s truly unconscionable. Make them pay. Because if you don’t, I will. And that won’t be good for anyone. Thank you for listening. Now go fuck yourself.

    Your humble servant,


    • Spitblood says:

      I don’t recommend this course of action, Del. Sam Kinison made Jesus jokes and Jesus sentenced him to death by head-on collision with a drunk in Needles, Ca. Dying in Needles is the message. The guy who did Jesus’s dirty work only got one year of probation. I know a man in your condition only mocks Jesus because why not? Death in Needles sound okay compared to talking to Rob on the phone about NASCAR. But Jesus is hopin’ you turn it around. He told me so today when, after watching Bubba destroy the field I took to the links myself and hit a 3 iron only Jesus could hit, from about 200 yards out, against the wind. He came down from heaven to tell me to tell you to clean up your act….. and great shot.

      • Me getting killed in a head-on collision by a drunk in a town named Deserve, would be what you call, ironical. More I think of it, has a certain ring to it. For extra “ironicalness,” it would occur on Super Bowl Sunday right after Harbaugh loses his fourth title game as Niner head coach.

        Shame I wouldn’t be around to witness Harbaugh’s next attempt to win a Super Bowl. I’m sure you and all of the remaining ardent Harbaugh supporters, all three of you. You would be chanting, “Fifth time’s the charm!”

      • Spitblood says:

        Just spoke to Jesus again. He wanted to make sure I didn’t make a deal with the devil before hitting that 3 iron. While he grilled me, I asked if he cared about why you blasphemized him. Jim Harbaugh? Ponies at the track? Forgetting your sourdough and remembering halfway to the ducks….. Jesus said it’s all the same to him. He doesn’t like it. Jesus also told me Harbaugh won’t go to the NFC Championship game in 2015 (the 2014 season) so you can relax about any potential ironicalities before taking a thunderbolt to the dome.

    • philippinefan says:

      I just called Jesus on skype and he said nothing about the NFC title game but did ask me to pass on a word to Del Mar about fooling with them Midnight Special one way tickets he be playin’ wid:

  34. Talk about ending your evening on a bummer. I went to go grab some ice and found two beers frozen next to the ice tray. How could I have forgot? And so it begins with the Lord dishing out his punishment.

    Good night.

  35. NoFear49er says:

    Give the reportage a few days for the facts to crystallize.

    Besides, Aldon’s wonderlic would put some of the TSA’s finest to shame.

    AS: why you want to pick on me?

    TSA: Need to check if you might have a bomb or something.

    AS: I might have a bomb?

    TSA: I knew it!

    The TSA gummit work program needs to go anyway. One of the worst agencies we support, and that’s saying something.

    • NJ49er says:

      Seriously NoFear49er – LMAO.

      Especially when we read about the astute LAX PD Sgt who surmised he’d been drinking ‘earlier’ in the day – but not what they’d describe as intoxicated.

      I guess he appeared ‘a little un-drunk’?

      Fishy at best but, all this Homeland Security scrutiny surrounding the TSA is scary stuff in terms of heightened punishment.

      • NoFear49er says:

        Hey NJ49er! Yeah, gotta watch out for those pro football terrorists who announce they’re carrying a bomb before boarding.

        On a similar note, a big score for the 2nd Amendment and the power of and reason for an armed citizenry in Bunkerville, NV.

      • NJ49er says:

        Talking about the grazing issue I’d assume?

      • philippinefan says:

        Good to see a little spine from the citizens NF.

        Midnight Special indeed

      • NoFear49er says:

        Grazing is how they want to frame it, or turtles. More like a federal land grab though. More and more federal agencies are adding an armed element. For what? As soon as they can disarm the public there’s no stopping their every whim of greed.

      • NJ49er says:

        The Gov knows how much the Rancher owes but can’t locate the check that went out for Sandy Relief.
        Total abuse of power.

        Good for the people that showed up to support the cause.

      • NJ49er says:

        Capturing cattle is easier then stopping the Mexicans crossing into the Southwest no doubt and, the cattle aren’t armed.


      • NJ49er says:

        Want a good laugh?
        Look into the Hunterdon County SPCA here in NJ.

        Mini State Trooper wannabes – Armed to the teeth, with NJ Taxpayer funds.
        I feel bad for the stray raccoons and other varmints in their sights.
        They use high powered automatic weapons.

  36. philippinefan says:

    Can’t resist one last vid dedicated to all free fun loving citizens of these United States and for a successful 2014 Forty Niners season! This is the original singer who I saw back in early 70s in Point Loma, San Diego celebrating Muhammad Alis fiftieth B’day: Rockin’ Niners 2014

  37. unca_chuck says:

    New thread is up

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