Crazy game tonight, eh? Catching some shit for predicting a Seattle win, but at this point, anything can happen. Seattle looked like shit on the road last week, and won by 6. The Niner offense looked nigh unstoppable in the air at home last week. And won by 6. The difference was the Niners played a very talented Green Bay team, while the Hawks played the lowly Carolina Panthers. What does it mean? Nothing. The She-Hawks (coined by Anthony Dixon, among others) always play well at home, and they are trying to break the world record for loudest crowd noise, something held by some Iranian soccer game at 131 db or some shit. The hope is the Guinness folks check for illegal amplification, as is thought by some around here.
So, are the Hawks the latest flash in the pan? Early indications certainly can be read that way. But this is a game that Pete ‘what’s-your-deal’ Carroll has circled on his calendar. He’s always jacked up for a Harbaugh game. But so has St. Jimmy Harbaugh. Jim of course had to endure a humiliating 72-3 defeat last year. Forgive me for not wanting to recall that score, but it was ugly. I’ve gone over the circumstances around that already, and why the Niners were out of sorts that night, but that’s the past. The Niners moved on and nearly won it all while Seattle failed in the playoffs. If anyone has an axe to grind, it’s St. Jimmy for getting thumped last year.
As far as statement games go, well, Seattle certainly has a lot more to lose than the Niners. If they lose to the 49ers at home after a major struggle against Carol, then yeah, there will be talk of the Hawks not quite being ready for prime time. If Seattle wins a tough battle, then the Niners will be hurting a bit, but the loss is one that is somewhat expected due to the Hawks huge homefield advantage. If the Hawks wipe out the Niners again, then Harbaugh will be the one suddenly on the defensive regarding how his team matches up with their NFC West rivals.
Besides, Kappy has yet to beat the Hawks. Alex Smith got the win last year, and Russell Wilson had a fairly pedestrian night. Smith has since left, and Wilson has exploded since that 13-6 Niner win last October.
San Francisco 49ers Forever 
If Asoumua isn’t so awesome, I hope they put in Brock…he has been dependable and has had a good camp according to the scribes
Hey! I usually don’t mind if a comment of mine gets left behind on the previous thread, but this one involves my “godson,” Jonathan, and this would make it easier for him to see it on his computer. Thanks.
You guys wanna hear a funny, but true story? That’s a silly question. Coming from me, you’d be asinine, (Jeff Kemp), asiten, (Steve Mike-Mayer) and asielven, (Alex Fucking Smith) not to wanna hear it. So buckle up and get ready…
I was just on my way out the door to take my daily afternoon walk and go feed my mallards down at the Pinole Creek when my doorbell rang. Who could it be? It was my next-door neighbor’s grandson, Jonathan. I’ve known this child all my life. I was there the day Jonathan was born. I’ve changed that boy’s diapers. I’m “Uncle Dennis.” I’ve been the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus and Mary fucking Poppins to that boy. Anywho…Jonathan was upset. First because he heard me swearing like a sailor during the ALA/A&M game when Johnny Football was doing his thing. And then because Jonathan was upset because he had done something wrong…
I asked Jonathan what was the problem? He told me he got suspended from school for fighting. I said, what? They suspend kids from the 2nd Grade? He said Dennis, I got in big trouble for punching another boy in the stomach. I asked Jonathan, what happened? He mumbled something that was barely audible. The whole time Jonathan kept his head down and looked at my welcome mat. But I managed to make out an learn that the other kid was in the 4th Grade.
Jonathan, a 2nd Grader, was suspended for beating up a 4th Grader and punching him in the stomach. My advice? I told Jonathan next time: punch ‘em in the goddamn throat!
Jonathan is like everyone else, he likes to see his name up in lights. That being said, stop ringing my goddamn doorbell. You know that scares Frank. Knock on the door, please.
Go Niners!
I trust he’s already been taught to stand up for the 9ers as well Del?
We’re counting on your tutelage in that regard as well.
None of the Romo garbage I hope?
My almost 4 year old Grandson already knows what the answer is to this question –
Who’s #7 on the 49ers?
Kaepernick!
Brock? He’s hot and cold. Not sure he has the consistency to be out there too much, but Asomugha certainly has had his struggles as well. The Niners NEED to get after Wilson, and hem him in to keep him from going wide. The pass rush is more important to the coverage than any one guy if Russell has time to scramble and hit guys down field. Carol did a good job of that last week, and kept Lynch from running wild as well. The Niners will be using Williams a lot more than the 4-5 snaps he got last week, so there won’t be as much DB help anyway. Getting after Wilson is paramount.
I know one thing; this game is going to be intoxicating. and I’m not even talking about drinking. football at its finest. Let’s do this shit. Go Red and Gold!
I am so fucking excited.
I am literally bouncing up and down off of my computer chair.
What time is kickoff? I’m ready to hit somebody myself. Thankfully Ronnie Lott did that for me.
Sec. 57. Row 5, Seat 9. I witnessed this in person: HIT SOMEBODY!!! #42 did.
I have one unpleasant thought from last Season, regarding Ahmad Brooks looking very pedestrian, as he couldn’t corral Russell on the edge.
Could we?
Would we?
Get Lemonier in there to provide some edge speed?
I also wonder whether we’d entertain the use of ex Seattle WR Chris Harper for this meeting?
Oh the possibilities…..Go 9ers!
Being a 49er fan is fantastic.
I’m thankful, I’m sure the rest of you are as well…
#49ers #QuestForSix #GoNiners
Dennis is thirsty for victory!
very THIRSTY.
” Getting after Wilson is paramount.”
It’s the “after” Wilson part that troubles defenses as in “after” you get to where he was, he’s somewhere else. That dude is elusive and hard to contain for a sack once he starts dancin around. Tires out the pass rush. I feel confident we’ll have him running around, but actually getting hold of his jersey and bringing him down is not as easy. I’ll say this, they should think less about hitting him, and more about wrapping him up.
Giving you shit for predicting a SEA win at home? What are we gonna do, finish 16-0? My pre-season pick had us starting 1-3, and finishing 11-5. The lone win was at home vs IND. The losses to GB, at SEA, and at STL with only 4 days to prepare. Glad to be wrong so far. Thought our O would take some time to gel, and wasn’t sure what the Crabless passing game would look like. No one expected 200 yds from Boldin, and I doubt he gets that against SEA.
I expect a close, tough, chippy game. Big hits, trying to intimidate and out physical (with a “P”!) each other. Some penalties, stuffs, punts, delay of game noise related shit. Heart says we prevail. Head says we lose a tight one, 20-16.
Hey! I gotta tell you guys something. This 49er memory rings true…I was sittinng with the Old Man, corner of the end zone. Section 1., Box seats. Those were my parent’s season tickets when I was a youngster.. We’re talking 1974 or ’75. Not my first Niner game. I couldn’t tell ya’ who we were playing, I couldn’t tell ya’ the score. All I remember was the silence in the stadium. There I was amonst 50-60 thousand people sitting next to my Father cheering on our Niners, in complete silence. Silence, I say.
Hey! I gotta tell Chuck something…How bout that Jordy Nelson racking up those fantasy pts. for my team? Ca-ching!Ding-a-ling-a-ling-ca-ching! Go Whitey!
Shit, to make things worse, I have James Jones languishing on the bench, and 2 of my RBs (S Jackson and Lacey) are already out.
50 points currently sitting on my bench.
S Jackson is killing me today….the Rams sure weren’t sentimental about knocking their old friend right out of the game…fuck!
I agree that the defense will have to step up for a win today. This could be a signature win for them. That 49er defense has reloaded the D-line and added faster bullets on the outside linebacking crew…and even though he is a rookie…I think Eric Reid will not get fooled by play action like Goldson used too. I think Reid keeps the plays in front of him.
2-0 Chiefs as Dennis’s head flys off in disgust.Alex you keep winning,cause i want that higher pick,(i believe 2nd?)
Bonus points for takin out even more of a choker Homo Romo and the Cowpokes!!
So how did Alex Smith do vs Tony Romo today? Lqtm
He had the biggest rushing performance of his career
Yeah, he’s one of the best at not giving the game away now. And he’ll make Charles the best RB in PPR fantasy leagues, that’s something.
Injured Romo hit 70+%, Smith was under 60% and less QBR today. I think Alex was 10 for 12 on checkdown passes though, that accounted for half his completions. Good ol’ Alex.
Same old Romo, throws for more yds than Smith but not when it counts, fantasy football stud football choker. KC equal the wins they had all year last year already, 2 down 6 to go for a #2 pick.
Hmmm…how long before Dennis’s head explodes due to A. Smith winning games For KC?? Anyone??
Halftime in Denver game. Total td’s thrown by All Who Are Manning? : 0
Oakland looked funny with those tarped seats and the baseball infield. Damn they’re behind the times.
I hope Dennis doesn’t pass out from the excitement.
FUCK.YEAH!!!! Block that punt!
And fuck you Pete you whiner your own crowd fucked your team.Hilarious!
That can’t happen. Miller dropped a sure TD, piece of shit
Offense looks like shit
lets go niners
are you kidding me ???!!!
WTF. Pussies. Play the game
Freakin Dominating these chumps.
Should be kickin their ass,fuck now what? A weather delay? Fuck ! Lighting?Fuck!
This new NFL licks balls
So do you.
Ian Williams with a broken ankle…
That’s a little surprising, it didn’t look that bad
ok lets get this fucking game started !
bummer for Williams ! losing him from our rotation sucks !
Williams had that ankle broken on a illegal cutback block by an OL A-hole.Collinsworth actually said that play should have been a penalty.
there it is ! aldon babay !!!
Nice fucking offense. What a piece of shit. That safety is inexcusable.
Fuck!!!
Godammit Miller.
Not the time to turn the tide there way.
DENIED PETEY!!!
EAT SHIT!!
NINERS ROCKIN THE RED & GOLD with that STUFF!!!
Fucking 5-0 Seattle. You people make me sick.
Kap is just having a bad game. He looks like shit
mariners 5 giants 0 4th inning !
I love Jim Harbaugh, I can goddamn come close to beating off to him, but him and his staff need to get their shit together around these game plans. Getting destroyed in the first half of all these big games only to re-group later has now become a pattern and that sucks.
So do I. With every fiber of my being. But what has Jimbo done? That’s right. Nothing. Nothing! NOTHING. NOTHING! but lose every fucking big game when the money was on the fucking line. Fuck him. Fuck his wife. And fuck his first born male child.
Jim Harbaugh is a goodamn loser.
Is that penalty our biggest gain yet?
Don’t see any sign of being prepared for this contest.
Niners will lose this game. No fucking offense. Kap looks like garbage
Lightning striking in Seattle.
we can win this !
62 total yards of offense in the 1st half?
DOH!
lol
This game is still winnable.
Make the halftime adjustments and come out smokin.Need Boldin in motion more,he’s getting mugged right now by Sherman .
Two halves in this game…
36 rushing yds in the 1st half. Bo Schembechler, just like his disciple, is a goddamn loser.
Game over. Fucking disgusting play. Choking.
Hey, Rob! Michigan, and Jimbo, sucks Cox!
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These fucking games are tedious to watch. Just a little action in between commercials. Cocksucking twat-faced snatches
Like a hot knife through butter.
GAme over. Done
motherfucker gets a 15 yard run there ???!!! wtf goddammit
Fucking pussy play by the niners. Terrible. They deserve to lose this one. Terrible. Fucking cunts
Shit that dumbass penalty by Brooks,fucked us on that drive.
Red sea parted on Lynch TD run.Have to stuff him the rest of the game to have any chance.
Fucking Miller, you bitch ass fuck
M. Lynch just ran over, and ramshackled our Niner defense. I am thoroughly embarrassed and disgusted. And if you call yourself a Niner fan like I do, you should feel even more disgusted.
Damn are the Niners going to be shut out???
Please don’t go the run in the red zone. The only one who should be running is Kap!!
niners
Fucking terrible RZ play calling. Cunt faced little twat licking snatches
Nmandi you cocksucking
Nnamdi? I told you people. You deserve his shitty play you fucking mooks.
I think we need to hire an out of work OC to consult on the defense now.
That is fucking awful. Mother fucking piece of shit game. Penalities, garbage offensive, pathetic
Disgusting effort tonight. This team deserves no praise at all. The Raiders look better.
How many times have the Niners shot themselves in the foot now??
Speaking of mooks….Aldon Smith. come on down. You’re the next contestant on the Price shoved up my ass to go fuck yourself. Mook.
Seattle’s just a better team. Face it
I’d argue if I could…
This sucks!!
Game over again.
The Niners have a lot of work to do!!
A whole lot of work.
Well, if you didn’t believe and take heed of the classic “Aliens,” quote from before… speak now, or forever hold your Niner piece of shit. We Suck. And I as type, Richard Sherman picks off Kap intended for VD. Beauty.
Wow.
Wilson is just a better QB than Kap.
Game over again
We’ve got to stop reading our own press. Big fail for Harbaugh and staff tonight.
Damn a complete 360 from last week, going from looking great to looking like chumps!! 3 fing points!! Just awfull
Harbaugh’s tough guy, bitch act will wear thin soon with another performance like this
You are one depressing dude!! 2nd game of the season and you are calling for Harbaugh’s head?? You are an idiot!
This kicking off from the 35 now has just fucking ruined.the game for me.
90% are touchbacks now.Fuck even Ray Wersching could do that still.
If the Niners have to go to Seattle for a playoff game…we be fucked!!
With the way the crowd noise has been they should have gone to the no huddle a long time ago.
Wow. This is embarassing
Just ass fucked by a better team
So if you boobs didn’t already know this fact, …SEA does not, and will not lose at home this year.
8-0. just like last yr. We like to make fun, but their home field adv. is second to none. We should be so lucky…
Wellone silver lining, our OL is much better then their’s IMO.Those chumps hold on every play.
So we’re playing and hoping for a WC this year…
SO its a.flag on every play now.FUCK.THIS GAME.Oh Fuck another pick ,..Fuuuuucccckkk this is brutal now..
Niners are a twat team
It’s not even fucking close. SEA towers over our little team. They punked us tonight. We can’t say shit. Shh. Shhhh. Shhhhh. STFU. Shut the fuck up, fellow Niner fans.
We haven’t a goddamn thing to say. Let’s regroup, and live to fight another day.
JIM HARBAUGH MUST DIE!!!
We have NONE CHANCES!!! of ever winning a SB with him as our HC.
Jim Harbaugh is a goodamn fucking loser.
after seeing this we just have to hope the playoff game is at home and not in seattle
Out coached, out played, embarrassed. CK’s worst game. JH’s worst game. Lame. X10.
Regroup indeed. We will, of course, I have no doubt. But this one stings like a mofo. I thought we might lose, but to get so utterly spanked. Athletic hubris. Russell Wilson didn’t beat us. We got our asses whupped in the trenches. And in the head. Lost our composure, never really showed it. A pathetic showing.
Coaching staff owes us one. They have to pull their heads out of the netherworld.