My daughter is wearing my Super Bowl XXIII t-shirt from the Aptos Club. Epic T-shirt.
Well, hell. The game WILL actually happen. In what seems like the college bowl game six week layoff, the Niners and Ravens will finally strap on their gear and start smacking heads. The reporters have all put their pens and papers away, the players and coaches are safely tucked into their beds, the ridiculous, stupid, and overblown comments have all floated away into the ether, and somewhere Kenny Stabler is drinking and laughing in a corner bar.
I’m fairly confident the Niners will wear these guys down in the end and win going away. And I won’t have to worry about whether Ray Lewis will do his Elaine Benes dance, where Chris Culliver will get his sensitivity training, or where Alex Smith will end up. If only for the duration of the game.
Forty Niners Forever 
Kaepernick got his first start at UNR when the starter got injured. He was so impressive he never lost the starting job. Same as what happened with the 49ers. I rarely missed watching his games.
I’d distance myself from Gabbert too….
Is this your attempt at passing yourself off as a Kaep expert? Because this was covered in the Boomer interview with Kaep….. Don’t you live in Reno? The kid was right under your nose. There’s room on the bandwagon…… Blaine Gabbert? Seriously?
Got the new Kap jersey in the mail yesterday, ready to go rub it in some Ravens fans faces. No way Niners lose today, no way!
Just switched from beers to a Niner pint glass of Myers and OJ. The Ribs are smokin’ low and slow! Three more hours until game time, living on the East Coast sucks when it comes to big game scheduling.
Need to throw down some Nawlin Hurricanes as well Bozo.Ribs slow-cookin yummy!!!!
Man let’s get it on…Im fired up!!!
Niners Rockin Parade down Market to the Civic Center Tuesday will be Crazy Good.
“Two Championship Parades in Three Months!!!!!!”
“Nobody has it better then us in the Bay Area!!!!
Just three hrs. now until kickoff. You know what you could do in those three hours? You could watch my six favorite “Seinfeld” episodes of all-time.
6. “The Contest” “I’m out! Yep. I’m outta the contest.”
5. “The Junior Mint” “Mulva?”
4. “The Bubble Boy” “Moops!” But I woulda substituted “Mooks!” for The Moors.
3. “The Soup Nazi” “Come back! One year!”
2. “The Marine Biologist” “Is that a Titleist?”
1. “The Boyfriend” “And you wanna be my latex salesman?”
Or you could watch Ray Lewis in either “Dances with Antlers”
Or the “Deer Hunter”
In Reno right now, as you would imagine there are Kap jersey’s everywhere. I guess he gambled a lot at the Eldorado cause every dealer I talked to said they knew him. They also all went out of their way to say he was cool as hell.
At the roulette table I hit #7 with $5 on it and the wheel spinner started screaming “Kap! Kap!!!!” it was hilarious
I was in Reno two months ago and put a bet on the 49ers to win the Super Bowl because Jim switched the qb. I also play craps. Seven was “Kaep! Kaep! Kaep!” on the coming out, and nobody said shit when a point was established. No doubt the town of Reno was huge on Kaep…… wonder why Berger loved Gabbert so much? Guess even people who frequent 49er blogs can jump on Kaep’s bandwagon.
Flav, I called an audible on the lamb chops to be paired with your Silver Oak Cab. When I got to the line of scrimmage (meat dept.) I saw the defense in cover two (two, 2″ thick NYs) that couldn’t be “passed” up. I ran the shopping cart home all the way to my end zone. TD NY Steaks!
Enjoy it. And let me know how it is– it’s near the end of it’s life, at least the best of it but I’m sure it will be outstanding
Yeah BF, CK is humble and grounded,and super nice guy.Both my niece’s went to UNR when Kap was there,they played volleyball there,and they said he even watched some of their games.Around the Campus he was just like anyone else,just a normal guy with no ego.
No joke: Puppy Bowl IX has a hedgehog pep squad.
I didn’t know they released Ron Jeremy from the hospital.
I’m watching Puppy Bowl. The rest of you can grind out the Super Bore.
Dennis imbibing? How much?…….so far…
Was gonna watch the game down at the silver legacy but seeing as how I got into 3 altercations (all verbal) with dumbfuck Raven’s jerseys I’ve decided to watch the gm at my buddies house instead.
I’m surprised at how nervous and excited I am for this game….
It worked for the Giants, so here goes:
6-0 in SBs for the Niners.
Why the Fuck NOT?…
Super Bowl Scoring Challenge Niners VS da Ravens. Step right this way gentlemen and lay ‘em down. Who you gonna call?
Chuck: I’ve had the same dream 3x this week telling me the Niners win by 14 points. I’m changing my pick to 35-21 Niners. . I think our offense can run on Baltimore, and if so, then the passing game opens wide. I also think our D line will eventually get to Flacco and he’ll make a critical mistake. Contain Rice, and I think we can slow their passing game to the point of frustration. Baltimore has also been burned by big returns on both kickoffs and punts, so I think the Niners have an advantage on special teams as well. That is, if it doesn’t come down to a FG.
Grumpy Guy: 28-27, 49ers. With these teams (49ers and Ravens), both want to run, to get some big plays in the air, and beat the holy fuck out of you with their defense. I think we are *slightly* better, but it’s close. They weren’t right much of the year with Suggs and Lewis hobbled but that’s over. I’ll make my call now – a very close game, but we’ll squeak through. 28-27, 49ers.
Nipper: Niners will take another one 35-31. They will not need Akers.
12th man: Niners win by 2 scores. I am thinking 31-17 Niners and Ray Ray’s mascara will run for sure. Niners are better than the Ravens across the board. Spit mentioned old slow LB and to an extent he has it right, he didn’t take into account that Brady is a statue and even Ray Ray can pressure given enough time. Kap is no such animal, Niners will be balanced at the QB position, I think we will see him run and throw, a mixture of the Falcons/Packers games mixing it up, add Gore/LMJ and the Ravens are out gunned. Look for Crabs to reappear too. Flacco is a top tier QB, but like Rodgers he can’t win from the bench. Niners by 10-14 points.
barleyfreak: 21-17, Niners. The Ravens have a good OL. But I think when the chips are down, we are the hardest team in football to run against. I have a shit ton of respect for Ray Rice — he’s dangerous. But I think we contain him and keep their rushing mostly snuffed. This game smells low scoring. The casual fan may be disappointed, for it sets up as a slug fest. I see some big hits, personal fouls, blood, snot and vomit. 21-17, Niners.
Spitblood: 49ers 41, Ravens 17. I think the 49ers are going to blow out the Ravens. I know I called for a blowout against the Falcons, but I think the Kaep pick 6 in the game prior affected how the 49ers attacked the Falcons. The 49ers came out conservative – trying to see what the Falcons were doing. And it worked…. eventually. But I believe Jim, Greg and Vic will see the flaw in their Falcons’ approach and rectify the situation. The 49ers KNOW they have a power run game. The 49ers KNOW they aren’t getting enough pressure with their front 4 so they’ll have to bring blitzes. The 49ers KNOW Flacco is a pocket passer. Does anyone remember the Saints / Indy Super Bowl? Sean Payton came out swinging – throwing deep balls and blitzing. What about the Giants / Patriots game? In both games the Giants threw the house at Brady. This is what the 49ers will do. The 49ers also KNOW Kaep can play from behind. Kaep’s unique abilities allow the 49ers to gamble and play loose. I was wrong about a blowout in Atlanta, but I’m predicting another blowout in New Orleans. I think the best bet in Vegas is a two team parlay – San Francisco to the over. 49ers 41, Ravens 17
NJ49er: Let’s say 24-13 Niners. We have to use our speed to win this one. Our Defense is younger and faster than theirs. Our Offense is capable of beating their LBs. Another situation like we saw in Atlanta. Work the crossing stuff and keep RayRay moving laterally. He won’t cover the likes of Vernon or Delanie. Get Frank, LMJ and Bruce into the pass routes too. LMJ in the open field is something I want to see. This all comes down to handling their pass rush and not giving up sacks. Perhaps spreading them out could prove to be profitable? See what Jim and Roman cook up for the fast indoor track. Looking for us to ‘out quick’ them. Be nice if we could get something in the way if production from AJ too, since no one has seen him do anything all year. He could prove to be the secret weapon we hope he should be. As Spit eluded to, I too would like to see a game plan involving the short screen game to keep RayRay moving laterally and slowing the anticipated pass rush pressure. Get on the edges, LMJ, Frank, Bruce too. Kaep will no doubt take his deep shots to keep them guessing too. Spread them, screen them, work them sideline to sideline. They’re an older Defense in some key areas and we need to utilize our speed. Crossing routes all day to wear Ray out. Randy gets a RING!
Phil: 28-24 Niners. Close but da Niners get the cigar for #6
winder: 24 – 20 Niners in a real snot rocker, this one could get real ugly.
shaman138: 24-17 Niners. I’m having a hard time trying to decipher how this game will go–both teams are so evenly matched and both have hard-nosed, physical D’s. The 9ers may be faster but the Poes have the edge with experience and knowledge. This one could really go either way and it will most likely be decided by turnovers and probably a little luck. So I’ll say SF will win this one by 7 just because of the Kapernick x-factor–SF over Faultimore, 24-17. But I won’t be surprised if the Poes take this one. We shall see…
Flavor: Phil, I’m going with a super bowl score of Niners 35 Baltimore 16. I almost went with the Niner/Dolphin score but I don’t think Akers gets a chance to kick so I’m going with 5 td’s and I’m already on record as saying I think Baltimore will score something with a *6* in the ones spot since 3 of our 5 SB’s have featured that number in the loser’s one-spot column.
snarkk: . SF 31, Balt 30. Akers wins it with last second FG. Ha ha ha…
Irish Kevin: 35-21 Niners. Predictions, Predictions, I have screwed up both playoff games. First I predicted a close game, GB got blown out. Then I predicted a blow out of Atlanta. and that game was tighter than my sphincter mucsle watching Akers kick a FG. Soooooo lets go with Niners 35 – Ravens 21. 6 and 0 baby, 6 and 0. GO NINERS!!
zumiee: I say Niners 31-23.
Gropo: I felt real good about the 49er’s until Cullivergate. I still think it’s SF but closer. 31-28
Twinfan: 17-16 Niners. Well, it will be closer still in 2 weeks… 3 or less. I have it 17-16 Niners but I’m hating how the kicker deal has been handled. It was way late before they brought in competitors. Anybody remember that guy who was working at a bar like a week before the Falcons signed him and he kicked 5 FGs or so to win a MNF game?
Alleykat: Paging Alleykat. You there Kat??
Final edition. Are you ready fer some Super Niner football?
Phil, I changed my prediction after a dream I had. 26-13 niners
Okay got it in the official log Flav
Repeat of Super Bowl XVI. We get a big early lead and give some back in the 2nd half.
26-21 for the undefeated, and unquestioned champs of all time at 6-0…
San Francisco. Forty Niners win the Super Bowl.
Yeah im here Phil!!
Must of been posting at the same time,didn’t see yours. Glad to see the coconut tree swaying in the right direction for your connection.:-(
Every time I see Ray Lewis, I’m reminded that he’s a goddamn murderer.
Fuck him and the horse he rode in on.
Where’s Phil?
Coconut connection not working?
Need the PT 109 boat to move you to another island for a better connection.
27-16 Niners….Better Offense,Better Defense,Better OL,Better DL,Better LB’s ,JUST A BETTER FUCKING TEAM!!!
MVP…Colin Kaepernick.As the headlines.will say in thr papers tomorrow: KAEPERSIX!!!!
Sleeper pick for a huge game…LMJ making huge plays.on a fast track,could break a Long KO for a TD,and break a long run as well.
Here I am. All we need is Del Mar’s perdiction and we can get this show on the road
Okay 26-21 Niners from Dennis
Kick. Their. Fucking. Ass.
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Murder. Those. Bastards!!!!
Lets do this.
I’m making the Bearnaise sauce for the NY and my asparagus at this very moment.
I know I’ve posted this video many a times before, but I have to every time I say the word “Bearnaise.” It’s good luck being the biggest Mel Brooks fan in the world…
I’m more nervous about this SB than any of the others we’ve played. These two teams are very similar and well matched. Could come down to one mistake. We are a smidge better, but we’ll need all of that smidge today.
God let’s get this Shit going already!!
I need a fix on Smash Mouth Football!!!!!!
49ers Domination!!!!
Screw the East Coast!!!
It’s all about the West Coast!!!!
Since the murderer correctly called heads, I’ll give you guys a heads up on the new Budweiser Clydesdales commercial that I was privileged to see before hand. It’s a heart tugger.
LET’S DO THIS!!!
Fuck that! 3rd and 15 and Jimbo runs the ball? That’s Alex Smith shit.