My daughter is wearing my Super Bowl XXIII t-shirt from the Aptos Club. Epic T-shirt.
Well, hell. The game WILL actually happen. In what seems like the college bowl game six week layoff, the Niners and Ravens will finally strap on their gear and start smacking heads. The reporters have all put their pens and papers away, the players and coaches are safely tucked into their beds, the ridiculous, stupid, and overblown comments have all floated away into the ether, and somewhere Kenny Stabler is drinking and laughing in a corner bar.
I’m fairly confident the Niners will wear these guys down in the end and win going away. And I won’t have to worry about whether Ray Lewis will do his Elaine Benes dance, where Chris Culliver will get his sensitivity training, or where Alex Smith will end up. If only for the duration of the game.
San Francisco 49ers Forever 
Crazy, the Harbaughs sister’s husband, Tom Crean, who coaches the Indiana basketball team, just beat #1 Michigan.
I felt real good about the 49er’s until Cullivergate. I still think it’s SF but closer. 31-28
I’m fired up and ready!! I can’t get the number SIX out of head!!!
“Ray Lewis will do his Elaine Benes dance.”
“It’s like a full-bodied dry heave set to music.”
Cullivergate plays no part in what happens on the field.
I’ve had the same dream 3x this week telling me the Niners win by 14 points.
I’m changing my pick to 35-21 Niners.
Just be aware that today’s ref, Jerome Boger, had the second fewest pt totals/gm (41.3) in games he called. Reason? He calls a shitload of holding penalties. Don’t be surprised…
I think Culliver could be vulnerable.
GAMEDAY BABY!!!!!!!!!!
Couldn’t sleep,so i drank all-night!!!!!!!
HANGOVER 47 BOWL IN MY HEAD right now.
Ditto…
Something is terribly wrong: I’m sober. Need to change that post-haste.
I knew *something* was wrong with the space-time continuum this morning.
I am thinking 31-17 Niners and Ray Ray’s mascara will run for sure.
I might have had a beer or two last night. I think I even cussed!
12th- Sorry about the negative comment last night. It was uncalled for. Much love to you brother!
Aren’t you sick of getting drunk and apologizing the next day? This isn’t high school anymore, Berger. And another thing…… it’s gotta be “bitter sweet,” for you watching the 49ers in the Super Bowl with Alex Smith holding a clipboard.
Kaep was right under your nose in Reno…. that’s gotta suck for you.
I’ve been on the Kaep bandwagon for 6 years now! I was stoked when we picked him! I still like Alex but I like kappy more! Even Alex has to know Harbaugh made the correct move.
When we were talking 2011 draft, you were talking Blaine Gabbert…… not Colin Kaepernick. And Kaep was in your backyard. LMAO!!!!!! But now you’re on the bandwagon….. with Smith holding a clipboard. Bet you can’t even enjoy the Super Bowl. Bitter Sweet for Berger. LMAO!!!
The big lie. I never wanted Blain Gabbert. I was saying he would be taken in Rd #1. He is a gunslinger type, I don’t care for those type of QBs.
Now who’s lying? Everyone here knows your horse was Blaine Gabbert. When you’ve been reduced to calling people liars, you lose…… NaziBerger convicted of war crimes….
It sounds like you are suffering from dementia. You were pimping Jake Locker, I was pimping Christian Ponder. With Gabbert I stated he is a 1st round pick but I didn’t care for his gunslinging style. I equated him to Jay Cutler. I think everybody knows I am not a Cutler fan. I was all over Kaepernick too, but I thought hew would go at around round 3-5. I was very surprised to see him go in Rd 2, let alone trading up 9 spots. I was surprised, but happy. Del called me upset as heck and I assured him Kappy is a good QB and a winner.
Nice try. You loved Gabbert. Ponder was on your radar, but you were a Gabbert man….. all the way….. and a Smith man. Why don’t you man up and say you’re a big Alex Smith and Blaine Gabbert fan? You chose bad horses… deal with it.
Hey Dennis,
After we kick the Ravens Asses,let’s hook up at Antlers Tavern,toss back several drinks,and i’ll help you Stuff & Mount “Ray Antler-Velvet Extract Lewis” rotting head on the wall.
Perfect place for him!! 🙂
I feel you. The extra week does feel like eons. It’s time for the NFL to bag hype week. GO 49ERS!!
IT’S SUPER BOWL SUNDAY. LET’S GO NINERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 6-0 Baby! PERFECT!!!!!!!! PERFECTION!!!!!!!!!!
LET’S GO MOTHER FUCKIN’ NINER NATION, LET’S GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK, katz ‘n’ jammers. It’s almost finally fucking here. FINALLY!! Longest week of my life.
(Un?)Fortunately for you, I won’t be here to enjoy the blogging. I’m heading to a buddy’s house to watch the game and I won’t have access to this or any other computer.
Just remember, nothing can be finer that to be a 49er in the sunshine.
And nothing can be finer than to collect a 6 pack of Super Bowl trophies. PARTY ON!!!
No computer access at your buddy’s house? What’s his name, Nineteen Eighty-four?
LETS GO SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Berger, Offsides, unabated to the beer cooler before the first snap…
Now all that is left is to win this mother fucker.
Listening to some of the radio rabble rousers this morning. Most of the East Coast prognosticators have the Ravens winning with their “experience”. What, the Niner D isn’t “experienced” with all their Pro Bowlers? The O Line isn’t “experienced”? Moss isn’t “experienced”? The East Coast predictions have me in a comfort zone — if they predicted the Niners overwhelmingly, then I’d be very worried. Go Niners!…
SUPERBOWL DRINKING GAME! Every time Ray Lewis is mentioned, stab one random person at your party then deny it was you.
Kaepernick got his first start at UNR when the starter got injured. He was so impressive he never lost the starting job. Same as what happened with the 49ers. I rarely missed watching his games.
I’d distance myself from Gabbert too….
Is this your attempt at passing yourself off as a Kaep expert? Because this was covered in the Boomer interview with Kaep….. Don’t you live in Reno? The kid was right under your nose. There’s room on the bandwagon…… Blaine Gabbert? Seriously?
Got the new Kap jersey in the mail yesterday, ready to go rub it in some Ravens fans faces. No way Niners lose today, no way!
Just switched from beers to a Niner pint glass of Myers and OJ. The Ribs are smokin’ low and slow! Three more hours until game time, living on the East Coast sucks when it comes to big game scheduling.
Need to throw down some Nawlin Hurricanes as well Bozo.Ribs slow-cookin yummy!!!!
Man let’s get it on…Im fired up!!!
Niners Rockin Parade down Market to the Civic Center Tuesday will be Crazy Good.
“Two Championship Parades in Three Months!!!!!!”
“Nobody has it better then us in the Bay Area!!!!
Just three hrs. now until kickoff. You know what you could do in those three hours? You could watch my six favorite “Seinfeld” episodes of all-time.
6. “The Contest” “I’m out! Yep. I’m outta the contest.”
5. “The Junior Mint” “Mulva?”
4. “The Bubble Boy” “Moops!” But I woulda substituted “Mooks!” for The Moors.
3. “The Soup Nazi” “Come back! One year!”
2. “The Marine Biologist” “Is that a Titleist?”
1. “The Boyfriend” “And you wanna be my latex salesman?”
Or you could watch Ray Lewis in either “Dances with Antlers”
Or the “Deer Hunter”
In Reno right now, as you would imagine there are Kap jersey’s everywhere. I guess he gambled a lot at the Eldorado cause every dealer I talked to said they knew him. They also all went out of their way to say he was cool as hell.
At the roulette table I hit #7 with $5 on it and the wheel spinner started screaming “Kap! Kap!!!!” it was hilarious
I was in Reno two months ago and put a bet on the 49ers to win the Super Bowl because Jim switched the qb. I also play craps. Seven was “Kaep! Kaep! Kaep!” on the coming out, and nobody said shit when a point was established. No doubt the town of Reno was huge on Kaep…… wonder why Berger loved Gabbert so much? Guess even people who frequent 49er blogs can jump on Kaep’s bandwagon.
Flav, I called an audible on the lamb chops to be paired with your Silver Oak Cab. When I got to the line of scrimmage (meat dept.) I saw the defense in cover two (two, 2″ thick NYs) that couldn’t be “passed” up. I ran the shopping cart home all the way to my end zone. TD NY Steaks!
Enjoy it. And let me know how it is– it’s near the end of it’s life, at least the best of it but I’m sure it will be outstanding
Yeah BF, CK is humble and grounded,and super nice guy.Both my niece’s went to UNR when Kap was there,they played volleyball there,and they said he even watched some of their games.Around the Campus he was just like anyone else,just a normal guy with no ego.
No joke: Puppy Bowl IX has a hedgehog pep squad.
I didn’t know they released Ron Jeremy from the hospital.
I’m watching Puppy Bowl. The rest of you can grind out the Super Bore.
Dennis imbibing? How much?…….so far…
Was gonna watch the game down at the silver legacy but seeing as how I got into 3 altercations (all verbal) with dumbfuck Raven’s jerseys I’ve decided to watch the gm at my buddies house instead.
I’m surprised at how nervous and excited I am for this game….
It worked for the Giants, so here goes:
6-0 in SBs for the Niners.
Why the Fuck NOT?…
Super Bowl Scoring Challenge Niners VS da Ravens. Step right this way gentlemen and lay ‘em down. Who you gonna call?
Chuck: I’ve had the same dream 3x this week telling me the Niners win by 14 points. I’m changing my pick to 35-21 Niners. . I think our offense can run on Baltimore, and if so, then the passing game opens wide. I also think our D line will eventually get to Flacco and he’ll make a critical mistake. Contain Rice, and I think we can slow their passing game to the point of frustration. Baltimore has also been burned by big returns on both kickoffs and punts, so I think the Niners have an advantage on special teams as well. That is, if it doesn’t come down to a FG.
Grumpy Guy: 28-27, 49ers. With these teams (49ers and Ravens), both want to run, to get some big plays in the air, and beat the holy fuck out of you with their defense. I think we are *slightly* better, but it’s close. They weren’t right much of the year with Suggs and Lewis hobbled but that’s over. I’ll make my call now – a very close game, but we’ll squeak through. 28-27, 49ers.
Nipper: Niners will take another one 35-31. They will not need Akers.
12th man: Niners win by 2 scores. I am thinking 31-17 Niners and Ray Ray’s mascara will run for sure. Niners are better than the Ravens across the board. Spit mentioned old slow LB and to an extent he has it right, he didn’t take into account that Brady is a statue and even Ray Ray can pressure given enough time. Kap is no such animal, Niners will be balanced at the QB position, I think we will see him run and throw, a mixture of the Falcons/Packers games mixing it up, add Gore/LMJ and the Ravens are out gunned. Look for Crabs to reappear too. Flacco is a top tier QB, but like Rodgers he can’t win from the bench. Niners by 10-14 points.
barleyfreak: 21-17, Niners. The Ravens have a good OL. But I think when the chips are down, we are the hardest team in football to run against. I have a shit ton of respect for Ray Rice — he’s dangerous. But I think we contain him and keep their rushing mostly snuffed. This game smells low scoring. The casual fan may be disappointed, for it sets up as a slug fest. I see some big hits, personal fouls, blood, snot and vomit. 21-17, Niners.
Spitblood: 49ers 41, Ravens 17. I think the 49ers are going to blow out the Ravens. I know I called for a blowout against the Falcons, but I think the Kaep pick 6 in the game prior affected how the 49ers attacked the Falcons. The 49ers came out conservative – trying to see what the Falcons were doing. And it worked…. eventually. But I believe Jim, Greg and Vic will see the flaw in their Falcons’ approach and rectify the situation. The 49ers KNOW they have a power run game. The 49ers KNOW they aren’t getting enough pressure with their front 4 so they’ll have to bring blitzes. The 49ers KNOW Flacco is a pocket passer. Does anyone remember the Saints / Indy Super Bowl? Sean Payton came out swinging – throwing deep balls and blitzing. What about the Giants / Patriots game? In both games the Giants threw the house at Brady. This is what the 49ers will do. The 49ers also KNOW Kaep can play from behind. Kaep’s unique abilities allow the 49ers to gamble and play loose. I was wrong about a blowout in Atlanta, but I’m predicting another blowout in New Orleans. I think the best bet in Vegas is a two team parlay – San Francisco to the over. 49ers 41, Ravens 17
NJ49er: Let’s say 24-13 Niners. We have to use our speed to win this one. Our Defense is younger and faster than theirs. Our Offense is capable of beating their LBs. Another situation like we saw in Atlanta. Work the crossing stuff and keep RayRay moving laterally. He won’t cover the likes of Vernon or Delanie. Get Frank, LMJ and Bruce into the pass routes too. LMJ in the open field is something I want to see. This all comes down to handling their pass rush and not giving up sacks. Perhaps spreading them out could prove to be profitable? See what Jim and Roman cook up for the fast indoor track. Looking for us to ‘out quick’ them. Be nice if we could get something in the way if production from AJ too, since no one has seen him do anything all year. He could prove to be the secret weapon we hope he should be. As Spit eluded to, I too would like to see a game plan involving the short screen game to keep RayRay moving laterally and slowing the anticipated pass rush pressure. Get on the edges, LMJ, Frank, Bruce too. Kaep will no doubt take his deep shots to keep them guessing too. Spread them, screen them, work them sideline to sideline. They’re an older Defense in some key areas and we need to utilize our speed. Crossing routes all day to wear Ray out. Randy gets a RING!
Phil: 28-24 Niners. Close but da Niners get the cigar for #6
winder: 24 – 20 Niners in a real snot rocker, this one could get real ugly.
shaman138: 24-17 Niners. I’m having a hard time trying to decipher how this game will go–both teams are so evenly matched and both have hard-nosed, physical D’s. The 9ers may be faster but the Poes have the edge with experience and knowledge. This one could really go either way and it will most likely be decided by turnovers and probably a little luck. So I’ll say SF will win this one by 7 just because of the Kapernick x-factor–SF over Faultimore, 24-17. But I won’t be surprised if the Poes take this one. We shall see…
Flavor: Phil, I’m going with a super bowl score of Niners 35 Baltimore 16. I almost went with the Niner/Dolphin score but I don’t think Akers gets a chance to kick so I’m going with 5 td’s and I’m already on record as saying I think Baltimore will score something with a *6* in the ones spot since 3 of our 5 SB’s have featured that number in the loser’s one-spot column.
snarkk: . SF 31, Balt 30. Akers wins it with last second FG. Ha ha ha…
Irish Kevin: 35-21 Niners. Predictions, Predictions, I have screwed up both playoff games. First I predicted a close game, GB got blown out. Then I predicted a blow out of Atlanta. and that game was tighter than my sphincter mucsle watching Akers kick a FG. Soooooo lets go with Niners 35 – Ravens 21. 6 and 0 baby, 6 and 0. GO NINERS!!
zumiee: I say Niners 31-23.
Gropo: I felt real good about the 49er’s until Cullivergate. I still think it’s SF but closer. 31-28
Twinfan: 17-16 Niners. Well, it will be closer still in 2 weeks… 3 or less. I have it 17-16 Niners but I’m hating how the kicker deal has been handled. It was way late before they brought in competitors. Anybody remember that guy who was working at a bar like a week before the Falcons signed him and he kicked 5 FGs or so to win a MNF game?
Alleykat: Paging Alleykat. You there Kat??
Final edition. Are you ready fer some Super Niner football?
Phil, I changed my prediction after a dream I had. 26-13 niners
Okay got it in the official log Flav
Repeat of Super Bowl XVI. We get a big early lead and give some back in the 2nd half.
26-21 for the undefeated, and unquestioned champs of all time at 6-0…
San Francisco. Forty Niners win the Super Bowl.
Yeah im here Phil!!
Must of been posting at the same time,didn’t see yours. Glad to see the coconut tree swaying in the right direction for your connection.:-(
Every time I see Ray Lewis, I’m reminded that he’s a goddamn murderer.
Fuck him and the horse he rode in on.
Where’s Phil?
Coconut connection not working?
Need the PT 109 boat to move you to another island for a better connection.
27-16 Niners….Better Offense,Better Defense,Better OL,Better DL,Better LB’s ,JUST A BETTER FUCKING TEAM!!!
MVP…Colin Kaepernick.As the headlines.will say in thr papers tomorrow: KAEPERSIX!!!!
Sleeper pick for a huge game…LMJ making huge plays.on a fast track,could break a Long KO for a TD,and break a long run as well.
Here I am. All we need is Del Mar’s perdiction and we can get this show on the road
Okay 26-21 Niners from Dennis
Kick. Their. Fucking. Ass.
.
Murder. Those. Bastards!!!!
Lets do this.
I’m making the Bearnaise sauce for the NY and my asparagus at this very moment.
I know I’ve posted this video many a times before, but I have to every time I say the word “Bearnaise.” It’s good luck being the biggest Mel Brooks fan in the world…
I’m more nervous about this SB than any of the others we’ve played. These two teams are very similar and well matched. Could come down to one mistake. We are a smidge better, but we’ll need all of that smidge today.
God let’s get this Shit going already!!
I need a fix on Smash Mouth Football!!!!!!
49ers Domination!!!!
Screw the East Coast!!!
It’s all about the West Coast!!!!
Since the murderer correctly called heads, I’ll give you guys a heads up on the new Budweiser Clydesdales commercial that I was privileged to see before hand. It’s a heart tugger.
LET’S DO THIS!!!
Fuck that! 3rd and 15 and Jimbo runs the ball? That’s Alex Smith shit.
Pussy 3rd down call and penalty looks like early Raven lead coming up
What
A fucking free touchdown. Nice fucking start
Nerves, Gore lines up wrong spot, penalty on OL and later on D = touchdown. Settle down boys
OK. We just got hit with a Joe Frazier left hook to the jaw. Time to counter punch.
Crabs. Man the OL is shaky
Kap for 9
Kap for 7
The murderer just whiffed on that Gore run. He woulda been better off with a bowie knife in hand…
Kap missed Crabs on that play…fuck.
And AD got whopped by PK…Yippeee! Akers can still make a chippie.
Moss was wide open as well. Lucky to have 3 with Akers kicking
Right down the middle for Akers!
TD would have been nice,but still a good drive ,the throw to Crabs was high,but catchable says Dwight Clark.
Culliver for 31!
Culliver, you fu cking piece of shit
Jesus H. Christ. Chris Culliver is fucking gay.
He did bend over on that catch…
And 99 and the rest of the DL best get sacks > pressures. Homey don’t play that.
Haha! Ask and I shall receive…
Fucking mook punted it into the end zone. We don’t pay mooks who punt it into the end zone…
Vernon needs to calm the fuck down. He’s THIS close to getting a 15 yd penalty.
STFU and just catch the ball and go back to the huddle.
Here we go,pipoint passing by Kappy,mix in a run to James and Gore,keeping pounding it!!!
And that kind of bullshit turnover could cost the game.
Fucking bullshit. James was face masked right before the fumble
These fuckin stupid penalties are killing us!
Fuck another TD,Fuck wake up!!
If you believe in a god, tell that motherless son of a fuck to fuck himself at the moment.
Fuck god and the cloud he and/or she rode in on.
Orthodox Catholic, Dennis?
Glad I bet the over
The Ravens look like the better team and it’s not even close so far. I think John is in Jim’s head and has been since they were kids.
We’re handing them the Superbowl
Don’t start that blame/denial shite
But I will say this, that worthless god not withstanding, Flacco is kicking our sorry asses up to this point. We don’t deserve a chaper in the fucking Bible at this point. Not even Revelations. which, can’t come too soon at this point…
Don’t get something gong soon and this will be a rout, by the 49ers will be on the wrong end. Flacco is just shredding the defense.
Game over.
Williams should be kicked out…pushed a ref.
And Kaep the rookie shows up.
It’d be nice if Moss got his hand up to catch that ball
Exactly…must have taken that play off too.
And Moss the Veteran made no attempt to even leap for the ball.Fucking gave up on the play.
Bowman missed Rice on that 3rd down. As of right now, we DESERVE to lose.
Lucky to hold ’em to a FG attempt here. We are getting whooped…
Nigga John Harbaugh got cute of the FG. Fuck you.
Thank you Ravens! How fucking stupid was that?!!
What does Harbaugh REALLY have to lose running that fake? 1st down Niners at their own 6?
Ya, momentum slightly shifts to the Niners…slightly
Once again, Jimbo GIVES UP on 3rd down. I know the down and distance. I know Kap has been rattled. But you’re playing not to lose already. And if ya haven’t checked the scoreboard lately, we’re already losing…BIG TIME.
Right. So much for momentum, and the Ravens get the ball for 2nd half kickoff. D better make some plays here
Holy shit, they’d never call it but Culliver was mauled by Smith on that play
Not calling that penalty is part of Cullies sensitivity training.
Next he goes to the Castro and hangs with the locals…
Hmmm…there was Cullie baby again…
Nice job Culliver. And that’s the Superbowl.
You are an idiot to say that, half time you tool! Please get off this blogg
Culliver you SUCK DICK!!! Admit you HOMO!!!!!!
When was the last time the Niners trailed at halftime in a SB?
Culliver sucks more cock than any gay person he ever offended.
Fuck him up the ass.
Where’s Dan White when ya need ’em to Harvey Milk Culliver’s ass?
Well, Culliver made sure everyone knew his name this past week
Why are we running the ball stil? It has gotten us nowhere!
Kaep just took four points off the board…
Crab was wide open. Why Kaep didn’t throw the damn ball is a mystery.
Just a pathetic performance by the D.
What the fuck was that? 12 seconds.left 2 fucking TO with a 3 rd down play and you wind it down for 3Fuck Jimbo.WTF!!!!!
My total outrage from the first half has sapped me from my next 49er critique.
Enjoy Beyoncé and the half time show. Time to regroup.
Old scotch, Dennis…
Now the Ravens can play not to lose, if they do, the niners have a chance
BEER RUN!
With no pass rush, DBs are hung out to dry. Still, Culliver fucked up royally on that last TD
Well we can’t give Akers any shit atleast.
Fucking Jimbo needs another Falcon halftime rage right now!!!
Guess Twin was right….Should have suspended Culliver for this game.
Obviously we’re in a hole here. It is not over yet, but coming back against this team is going to be tough.
This is the first time all year that Kaep looks hesitant. But then, the whole team looks too tight. John Harbaugh did a better job of preparing his team than Jimbo, IMHO.
Ravens are playing better and have a better game plan. I kept telling people this year that Flacco is coming on, and you can see it here. He is good.
We are really missing MM – Moss is just doing his going through the motions thing.
Our DBs cannot cover their receivers, our pass rush cannot get to Flacco. Bad combination.
We’d better come up with something fast on both sides of the ball, or the hole will be insurmountable.
I’m not really a Beyoncé music fan, but I must admit. She has the best set of thighs I’ve ever seen on a woman. Perfect.
Culliver deserves to have his ass chained to a glory hole in SF’s gayest bar for a week after the Superbowl
The greatest receiver of all time sure is having a memorable Superbowl.
If we re-sign Moss next year, I got four words for y’all…
How bout dem Cowboys!
I swear to motherless fucking Christ. If Ray Lewis wins this game, I will stop celebrating Christmas.
Don’t deprive me of my favorite day of the year, Lord. If you exist?