Or some shit like that. Gimme your guesses, and the winner gets a dream date, with kneepads, with Paul Williams. And a baby’s arm holding an apple. 2nd place is a weekend at Dennis’s. 3rd place is a week there.
I know there aren’t too many different options here, but hey, this looks like a great set of games for once. And, I tell ya one thing, it sure is a hell of a lot more fun having the Niners actually involved in the playoffs than watching them for strictly betting purposes. With a bye no less . . .
If you want to read my detailed breakdown of how I think the playoffs go (sure you do), just click the previous thread. I’ve gotten 3 predictions so far. Here’s the schedule of games:
Saturday, Jan. 7th
6.Bengals (9-7) vs. 3.Texans (10-6), 1:30 pm NBC
6.Lions (10-6) vs. 3.Saints (13-3), 5:00 pm NBC
Sunday, Jan. 8th
5.Falcons (10-6) vs. 4.Giants (9-7), 10:00 am FOX
5.Steelers (12-4) vs. 4.Broncos (8-8), 1:30 pm CBS
All times are Pacific Standard times. I have no idea when these games start in the Philippines.
Forty Niners Forever 
Schwartz didn’t even try to run, it was close enough most of the way to do it, just 6 rushes from a RB..
That doesn’t get old . . .
Love it, first time viewer
Phil, if you’re ever in Pinole, (the hometown of the Heisman Trophy Winner, Gino Torretta), please stop by and allow me to buy you a beer so I can can tell you how much his brother was better than that worthless, no good POS).
I went to HS (Salesian) and watched the elder Torretta play.
Gino? He was a mook and went to a public school like PVS.
Only the true Catholics, like Geoff and myself went to Salesian. 😀
The Torretta’s still own the Antlers Tavern. Their watering hole has, and will continue to be a staple of my life…but I digress…
Digress? No. I mean this from the bottom of my heart…if any of you Mooks ever happen to come by Pinole, I’d love to buy ya beer at the Antlers.
One of these days Denny I’m gonna make the trek over there again prolly with the wife n kid in tow but we’ll be sure to look you up and collect that beer my friend. Be happy to get you one in return. Maybe we can stop in and see the Bergermeister, try a little George Bricknell or sumptin’. You game?
By then the Niners will be gunning for Super Bowl win number X (10). In addition to being HC Harbaugh will be running his World Famous Handshaking School and Psych Job Institute. Long waiting list I’m thinking?
Opening line…Saints -3 1/2 with an O/U of 47 and 1/2.
Needless to say, I find both of those numbers not only low, but insulting.
If Chuckles allows you to troll all week, I’ll be ruining your jokes all week.
At least I tell jokes that you can attempt to ruin.You? Your tales are worse than fingernails across a chalkboard.
You think a dead relative stabbing Alex is a joke.
Let’s get the PBA ball rolling…Brees threw for 466 last night. That’s 2 and 1/2 good games for Alex. Retort?
As I said, if Chuckles allows your trolling, it will be a very unpleasant week on the blog. Your question? What Brees did last night is utterly irrelevant..however, against our defense he would have 3 interceptions so Brees throws for 400, Alex 200, Alex wins 27-17..
You’re telling the that Drew Brees and his Saints will only score 17 pts?
“You old ignorant fish-eyed fool.” —Aunt Esther
That one TD less than their average against ALL teams away from home. Our defense isn’t average, Wet Brain.
What’s the proper etiquette when you see a former girlfriend of yours in the obits?
Flowers? Carnations? White? White carnations in an arrangement that reads, “This is what you get for breaking my heart, you soulless bitch. I hope you rot in hell.”
Too much?
From you, perfect. You could add that you wish you could have offed her yourself. That would be especially effective in a card to her loved ones…
How many pts will it take for the Niners to win next week? And don’t crack wise by saying, “one more than the Saints get.”
I’m thinking 27, 28 minimum. Mum? Maybe I should send my dead ex-girlfriend some chrysanthemums? Reminds me of the joke if Obama took over for St. Peter at the Pearly Gates…
A White guy and a Black guy both die in a car accident and arrive at the gates of Heaven to be judged. Obama tells them “God believes in affirmative action and wants to give Blacks equal opportunity to get into Heaven as Whites. There are many beautiful flowers in Heaven, and in order to enter Heaven, all you have to do is be able to spell the flower that I ask you to spell.”
Obama turns to the black guy and says “Spell rose, Tyrone.”
Tyrone replies “Uhhh, R-O-Z-E”.
“Not quite. Try again, Tyrone.” Then Obama silently mouths the letter S.
“Oh, yeah, exclaims Tyrone. R-O-S-E!”
“Very good, Tyrone. Welcome to Heaven.”
Obama then turns to the white man and says “Spell chrysanthemum.”
Just make your pick and shut the pie hole you pretend to shove food into.
So the black guy can’t spell “rose”? Good joke for alcoholic racist pigs….
You’re telling me to make my pick on Sunday for a game that won’t be played until next Saturday? I might not be the best prognosticator in the world, but even I know better than that. I learned long ago that “good things come to those who wait.”
As for you wanting my pick now…you can just anticipate. Like the makers from Heinz.
Next week you might try the gerbil, a rat, a cockroach…Frank hasn’t done well for you, DTD..
Hey Dennis….How to you get a nun pregnant?
Ans……..Dress her up as an alter boy…
How are the picks going?
I’m 1-1
Kat 1-1
Death Threat 0-2 ( plus the regular season 4-12 on the 49ers)
Phil: 2-0
Nip 2-0
Chuckles 1-1
Flav 1-1
Excuse you? I’m 0-2? You better run those numbers through you Blogculicator 2012 PRO Model again.
And if you actually thought that I thought the 49ers would lose each time I picked against them…well, you missed out on yet another joke.
Was it as good as the black man who can’t spell “rose”?
There you go again, twisting things around. The joke and punchline was actually against the WHITE guy. The denigration of the black guy was what we in the industry call the “set up.” But you wouldn’t know about that. You’re NOT funny.
Hey, guys. Wanna hear the best joke I’ve heard all year? I know it’s still early in the year, but I think this one has legs to last to the end of December.
TF thinks that Brees and his Saints will only score 17 pts next Saturday.
Now that I think about it, I think they’ll only score 17 as well — in the 1st quarter!
You know what TF’s worst nightmare is? He won’t admit it, but I know it to be true…
If by the grace of God Tebow wins today and Alex loses next Saturday…I don’t think even your good friends and doctors at USF Medical could help you with those convulsions.
I know I, I mean Frank pick the Steel Curtain today. And he and I stand by that call. But if you don’t think that the two of us will be cheering on Tebow like the Second Coming of Christ…
“Eh, he don’t know me very well, do he?” —Bugs Bunny
I think losing next week would disappoint any 49er *fan*…
And it’s *UCSF”- brain tumor patients may get “seizures”, BTW. Sufferers of Wet Brain get those as well, but convulsions are more common and frequent.As Death Threat knows by now that distended belly can’t handle solid food…
Are you implying that I’m not a *fan*? that actually made me laugh. I know it wasn’t intentional on your part, but I’ll give you 1/2 credit anyway. Kids would love me if they had me as their teacher.
Kids would love me if they had me as their teacher.
See Kat’s “joke”…
What was it? I’m too fucking lazy to look it up. If it had anything to do with implying me with Jerry Sandusky, that’s just wrong. What that man did was sick and perverted. And, yes. If Jerry was standing in front of me right now — I’d have Frank kill him.
I don’t think Ryan got it on that 4th dn sneak.
3 inches short. I think that’s what keeps Chuck from scoring at the whorehouse.
Dennis, I get laid 3x a week. You? Maybe the same, but the knot-hole don’t count . . .
I think that’s a safety.
Good call by yours truly. 2-0 the Giants are losing. Feels like I’m watching a game from AT&T. I think we should PH for Timmeh with Shitholtz. And for the love of Christ, NO Whitey!
Why don;t you 2 get a room?
I understand that, as you said, he might be a danger to himself and others if he’s not allowed to post. I know very well that he posts a lot of his shit to annoy me, so really I’m helping him keep his head out of the oven. You’re welcome, DTD..
I told you, Chuckles- as long you allow DTD to troll, I’ll respond.
Troll? Fuck you. I pour my heart out to you and others on Chuck’s blog.
It IS therapy, and it DOES help. So kindly STFU and await my next response…
And as I said, I’m proud to be helping you stay off the ledge.
I don’t know if you have any out of pocket expenses for therapy but you could probably save some bucks by not drinking 20 hours a day..