Game Day – A New Hope

In a galaxy far far away, blah blah blah. . . Well, this is head coach IV (the new hope, get it?) for the gang that can’t run the team straight. The Yorks are hoping against hope that Jim Harbaugh can get these guys on the right path. They’ve had one draft, and some fair to middling preseason resluts. Fairly impressive when you take into account the fact that there was little coaching time. This will be a learn as you go kind of season, but the easier games are early.

What does it mean for real? No clue. The hope is the offense gains some consistency, and the defense gets more aggressive. That’s all I’m looking for, in a nutshell. Nanoo nanoo . . .

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300 Responses to Game Day – A New Hope

  1. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    Seattle’s OL is a goddamn sieve. I think it’s Harbaugh’s fault.

  2. grumpyguy's avatar grumpyguy says:

    Nice coverage on that sack, giving Justin time to wrap him up.

    The defense looks okay. Now it’s the offense’s turn to do something.

  3. grumpyguy's avatar grumpyguy says:

    Come on, goddamnit, Alex, it ain’t rocket science, just football. just move the damned chains.

  4. grumpyguy's avatar grumpyguy says:

    Seattle wasn’t fooled by that at all. Good coverage and rusher had Alex contained.

  5. grumpyguy's avatar grumpyguy says:

    Sigh. Three and Out.

  6. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    New and improved Alex Smith this year. Instead of rolling right and throwing OB, he rolls right and completes a pass to VD for neg yardage.

    Fire Harbaugh!

  7. grumpyguy's avatar grumpyguy says:

    Can’t get it to bounce any better than that!

  8. Spitblood's avatar Spitblood says:

    Defense looks great. Offense? OFFENSE? You wanna talk OFFENSE? All defense and special teams right now. No offense at all.

  9. grumpyguy's avatar grumpyguy says:

    Field position is still moving in our favor. All defense and Andy Lee.

    Be nice to see a SF first down before the third quarter here…

  10. Spitblood's avatar Spitblood says:

    We need a INT for a TD, ’cause Alex ain’t gonna score.

  11. grumpyguy's avatar grumpyguy says:

    Nice return by Ginn. He IS good for something!

  12. Spitblood's avatar Spitblood says:

    Defense and special teams. Forget Alex.

  13. grumpyguy's avatar grumpyguy says:

    Good news: we’re certainly not missing Aubrayo.

    Bad news: we are STILL missing Steve young and Bobb McKittrick.

  14. grumpyguy's avatar grumpyguy says:

    When did you last see Gore make good yardage outside? that wasn’t even in Raye’s playbook.

  15. Spitblood's avatar Spitblood says:

    Alex Smith gives me diarrhea. Niners need to stop running that ball. Bad combo.

  16. grumpyguy's avatar grumpyguy says:

    Third and long now after a bobbled exchange and a run into the middle. Looks like 2010.

  17. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    Bring back Jimmy Raye!

  18. Spitblood's avatar Spitblood says:

    Del, I’m gonna hang 200 on your league without Fitz and Foster. From where? FROM WHERE? The 9TH SLOT? You gotta be kiddin’ me? You can’t oppress my greatness.

  19. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    Just seeing that “Star Wars” commercial, and in keeping with Chuck’s theme of a “New Hope.” How many times have you guys watched Darth Vader try to squelch the rebel rebellion?

    I’m ashamed to say. You guys might think I’m even more crazy than previously before. If that’s humanly possible…

  20. Spitblood's avatar Spitblood says:

    DE – FENSE!!!!!!

  21. grumpyguy's avatar grumpyguy says:

    Come on Alex. This is NFL QB time. Get it done.

  22. Spitblood's avatar Spitblood says:

    I’m not kidding about this. I honestly think I could play qb better than Alex Smith. No joke. Put me in, coach. I’m not ready to play … today, but hey, I’m better than Alex Smith.

  23. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    Can I revise my Seattle win total? This POS group will be lucky to win 3 games this year.
    and I think I’m being generous with the 3.

    Alex Smith is god motherfucking awful.

    Fire Harbaugh!

  24. grumpyguy's avatar grumpyguy says:

    Alex just didn’t see the field again. And no chemistry with Crab-boy.

  25. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Christ. Smith is looking skittish as hell.

    Check down motherfucker.

  26. Spitblood's avatar Spitblood says:

    I want Harbaugh to activate me at half. I’ll be there. I’m ready to play qb.

  27. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    And some people have the unmitigated gall and audacity as to question why a certain faction of the 49er Faithful hate Alex Smith with a passion.

    People: he fucking sucks.

  28. Spitblood's avatar Spitblood says:

    Harbaugh needs to activate me at half. I guarantee you I could throw a TD without coughing it up or turning it over. I’m ready!

  29. Spitblood's avatar Spitblood says:

    I’ll only play qb if I can wear # 69.

  30. Fugazi's avatar Fugazi says:

    Akers is gonna make a shitload of points for someone’s Fantasy team this season.

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