Game Day – A New Hope

In a galaxy far far away, blah blah blah. . . Well, this is head coach IV (the new hope, get it?) for the gang that can’t run the team straight. The Yorks are hoping against hope that Jim Harbaugh can get these guys on the right path. They’ve had one draft, and some fair to middling preseason resluts. Fairly impressive when you take into account the fact that there was little coaching time. This will be a learn as you go kind of season, but the easier games are early.

What does it mean for real? No clue. The hope is the offense gains some consistency, and the defense gets more aggressive. That’s all I’m looking for, in a nutshell. Nanoo nanoo . . .

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300 Responses to Game Day – A New Hope

  1. grumpyguy's avatar grumpyguy says:

    Ah, Christ, that’s why I hate Ginn. That and his fucking stone hands.

  2. Spitblood's avatar Spitblood says:

    I’m okay with Ginn doing that, because hey, he’s more explosive than anything Alex.

  3. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    WTF is Ted Ginn thinking? Fuck him. And just for good measure — fuck Alex Smith.

  4. grumpyguy's avatar grumpyguy says:

    So far, our offense looks good enough to beat Seattle, with a lot of help from the defense and Andy Lee. the rest of the NFL. Umm… no.

  5. Spitblood's avatar Spitblood says:

    I coulda completed that pass to Vernon. Put me in coach.

  6. grumpyguy's avatar grumpyguy says:

    I was sure that was going out of bounds or a pick. But it actually was a good play.

  7. grumpyguy's avatar grumpyguy says:

    Another penalty. Sloppy game.

  8. grumpyguy's avatar grumpyguy says:

    Third and short. A good team would convert this. Even a not-so-good team.

  9. grumpyguy's avatar grumpyguy says:

    But not us. Fuck.

  10. Spitblood's avatar Spitblood says:

    I like Jack Harbaugh. Alex is addicted to the check down. He needs a twelve step program…. 12 steps right out the door.

  11. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    Early precincts are in: The SD Chargers have the hottest cheerleaders this year.

  12. Spitblood's avatar Spitblood says:

    God damn, I love Earl Thomas’ game. That was your first round pick last year. Mike Iupati? Please.

  13. grumpyguy's avatar grumpyguy says:

    Just short of another first down. Nice misdirection play.

  14. Spitblood's avatar Spitblood says:

    Where’s Dixon in short yardage?

  15. grumpyguy's avatar grumpyguy says:

    Akers could have 50 field goals by the end of the year.

  16. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    David Akers and Andy Lee will be our MVPs this year.

    Should come to no surprise.

  17. Fugazi's avatar Fugazi says:

    At this rate Akers will on the Pro bowl team before the Bye Week

  18. Spitblood's avatar Spitblood says:

    Fugazi’s right. I’ll trade anyone Andre Johnson for David Akres, straight up.

  19. grumpyguy's avatar grumpyguy says:

    Just 34 yards on 14 carries.Alex 5 of just 7 passes, only 57 yards.

    That won’t get it done against ANY decent team.

  20. grumpyguy's avatar grumpyguy says:

    Total yards at the two minute warning: 49ers 87, Seahags 37. Pathetic. Just three first downs for each team.

  21. grumpyguy's avatar grumpyguy says:

    Good field position. Can we do anything with it?

  22. grumpyguy's avatar grumpyguy says:

    Smith looks better running than throwing.

  23. grumpyguy's avatar grumpyguy says:

    That was pretty, snuck it in behind the safety’s back.

  24. grumpyguy's avatar grumpyguy says:

    Carolina is beating the Tards. This awful game could put us in first place in the division.

  25. grumpyguy's avatar grumpyguy says:

    First and goal at the one, no timeouts.

  26. Spitblood's avatar Spitblood says:

    HEY! What’s your problem?

  27. grumpyguy's avatar grumpyguy says:

    Defensively, we are dominating this game. Offensively, we are far short of where we need to be. This will not be enough to beat Dallas next week.

  28. Fugazi's avatar Fugazi says:

    16 zip. Who woulda thunk

  29. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Shit, so far the pressure has been excellent. The TD, much needed. And the Niners get the ball for the 3rd quarter. . .

  30. grumpyguy's avatar grumpyguy says:

    Seattle is unable to move the ball at all. We’re only a little better on offense, but today it’s enough.

    One more TD and this game is over.

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