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Silence of the Rams (Opponent?) – Yapping of the Front Office

This team is in swirly mode. Shanny remarked about Fred Warner: “Everyone knows we gave Fred a new contract and he’s learned every single bit of it. I think Fred can play at a higher level. I think he agrees … Continue reading →

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A New Low in a Season of Many Lows

Wow. What a shit show. This team is really good at finding ways to truly disappoint its fans. In a game that should have been at least competitive turned into the Colt McCoy/James Connor show. Who and who you ask? … Continue reading →

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Game Day – Do You Know the Way to Santa Clara?

I think I do. Turn right at the bottom of the Bay. The 49ers better figure it out. They are 3-1 on the road, and 0-3 at ‘home’. Home being the south Bay mudflats. Home of a billion tech firms, … Continue reading →

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The Crux of the Biscuit . . .

. . . is the apostrophe. Uncle Frank got it. This is the halfway mark of the season and we sit at 3-4. Not great, but we still have a lot of games against our NFC West foes. Starting with … Continue reading →

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A Win! (?) A Win! (!) A Win!!! – UPDATE: Trade News

A funny thing happened on the way to the usual dick-tripping-over-late-game clusterfuck-catastrophe this team seems to have perfected. They got ept late in the game! You know, the opposite of inept. After stumbling, bumbling, dropping passes, and penalty-ing their way … Continue reading →

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Game Day – Requiem for Jimmy G?

Well, probably not. I foresee Trey Lance getting on the field to start the 3rd quarter as the brain-freeze head coach struggles through another game. Hopefully Lance gets some passes to throw to go along with the 20 rushing attempts. … Continue reading →

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The Trade Deadline Looms

Here we are at week 8 of the season, sitting at 2-4. The Bears game is *gulp* winnable. Right? I thought so about the Packers, Cards, Seahawks, and Colts, but that was based on us playing to our abilities. Not … Continue reading →

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Drafting the Walking Wounded – Kinlaw Out?

Man, the 49ers sure can pick ’em. Yet another first round pick, Javon Kinlaw, is getting his knee examined yet again, and is likely to go under the knife and miss the rest of this shit-show of a season. Lynch … Continue reading →

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The Once and Future Quarterback (and Coach?)

Well, here we are. Jimmy G gets his kiss on the lips from Michael Corleone. I’m about 98% sure that this will be Jimmy the Picks’s last start as a 49er. He may not even make it through the game … Continue reading →

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Going Sideways

Like toilets through the parking lot, these are the games of our season. Yes, like Levi’s stadium port-a-potties, this season is going sideways in a hurry. The 49ers, coming off a bye week, proceeded to lay another stinking turd on … Continue reading →

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