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Fugly Fugly Fugly Fugly Win

Wow. That game aged the shit out of me. In a game very reminiscent of the 2021 divisional game that the Niners won despite playing bad, the 49ers yesterday played terrible on offense, on defense, special teams, and coaching. Purdy came … Continue reading

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PLAYOFFS!!!! – Keys to the Game – PLAYOFFS!!!

The 49ers won a lot of games this year by winning these battles. And the games we lost were where we lost these battles. The 3 game losing streak saw a bunch of turnovers from Brock and Co, mis-timed fumbles, … Continue reading

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Here We GO!!! aka Playing With Ourselves

We all know the history of Matt laFleur and Kyle Shanahan. Both were coaches under Kyle’s dad, the stoic stick-too-far-up-the-ass Mike Shanahan. Mike of course was the offensive engineer behind the last 49ers Super Bowl victory way back in 1994. … Continue reading

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Wild Wooly Wildcard Weekend Wipeouts

The wildcard weekend saw a boatload of wipeouts as the Cowboys continued their playoff pratfall and got crushed by the Pack. the surprising DeMeco-Ryans-led Houstons beat the shit out of the vaunted Browns defense, the injury-depleted Dolphins couldn’t slow down … Continue reading

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Wild Wild Life

Football Frenzy weekend! Craziest game might just be the 1st one, with the 38 year old Joe Flacco going up against the 22 year old CJ Stroud. Cleveland actually catches a break I guess by getting out of the frozen east … Continue reading

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Koaching Karousel Kranks Up

So far, 8 coaches, a full 1/4 of the NFL coaching positions, are up for grabs. The list, so far, is: Josh McDaniels / Antonio Pierce – RaidersFrank Reich – Chris Tabor – PanthersBrandon Staley / Tiff Smith – ChargersMike … Continue reading

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Playoff Health Check

Shanny gave the latest health status, and it looks pretty good for our guys. AA, JJ, and CMC are all on schedule to play. As are safeties Ji’Ayir Brown and T Gipson and CB Ambry Thomas. However, Clelin Ferrell, Drake … Continue reading

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Playoff Schedule – Are You Not Entertained?

Wild finish to the season. Seattle Pete is out. The high-flying Packers are in on the arm of Jordan Love and a couple hot rookie WRs. The Rams got their shit together and made a strong run down the stretch. … Continue reading

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Sourdough Sam Fails to Rise

Bread jokes. I know. We don’t knead those. Not that the game didn’t matter but it is a bit worrisome that our kicker left 4 points out there. The starters, including Trent Williams, all looked good. They all got out … Continue reading

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Week 18 – Why Worry?

This is gonna be a battle of the backups as neither the Rams or 49ers are playing for anything. Sourdough Sam Darnold gets the start, alongside Kit Carson Wentz (to extend that wild west theme). We can’t rest everyone, and the … Continue reading

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