Is the Curse Tradeable?

Russell Wilson is something like 17-4 against us. Will his magic domination, a domination that saw the near-NFC champs still lose twice to him last season, come to pass now that he’s in Denver? A place where dreams go to die? Where ol’ horseface has been searching for a legit QB since the crippled and barely able Peyton (call me Ichabod) Manning won a Super Bowl by merely standing there and handing the ball off?

Things have not gone well so far for the Broncos. They managed to play an opening game worse that ours. They had the ball inside the 3 THREE times and came away with a field goal. Fumbling twice in the process. They had 12 penalties.

Ouch. Their win was over the wet and soggy Houston Teabags. A stellar 16-9 win. The offense 7th in yards, but 24th scoring. Fumbling on the goal line does that. The run game is decent at 10th and the passing is decent at 11th. Their fucking defense is 3rd in yards per game, and tied for 3rd with us for points per game.

So, what the fuck?

We of course are coming off an epic fuckup. But somehow, there are pundits out there are calling this a good thing. As if having Jimmy the Geek running the team is suddenly just what the doctor ordered. Because you know, developing Lance is just too hard for Shanahan. His thought process seemed to be, well, I’ll run the shit out of him now and let him throw later, after he’s been through the tackle box 3-400 times. Ooops. Only 3 times? Well, I got Jimmy!!!

I’m completely at a loss as to what happens tomorrow. The Shanaplan seems to be run the skill players into the line until they break. I thought this was the main issue with Deebo this offseason, and why we drafted TDP. Oh, yeah. Hurt. We even had Jimmy pining for the glory days of 2017 when Jimmy took over the team and flung the ball all over the place. Will his coach let him? Or will we see the return of the Vanilla Mike Nolan/Aluminium Mike Singletary/Snappy Khaki Jim Harbaugh/Jimmy Bagadonuts boring-ass run run offense?

The ONLY offensive coach we ever had was one year wonder Chip Davis, but he was given a team that had lost all their playmakers, and Colin Kaepernick couldn’t score enough to overcome the league’s worst defense.

Oh well, Game on. I’d like to think this one will be another of the easy variety, but as we saw last week, Shanahan has the amazing ability to keep our opponents close when we should be going for the jugular a little bit more.

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75 Responses to Is the Curse Tradeable?

  1. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    This is a kick-ass EP. Truckin’ and The Catholics Are Attacking are great.

    These guys were Mabuhay regulars.

  2. Winder's avatar Winder says:

    I would hate to see Denver get well against us but Wilson has been a thorn in our side forever.

  3. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    That’s my worry. Denver is always some sort of clusterfuck nightmare of stupid penalties and missed opportunities.

    We should beat the shit out of them.

  4. Winder's avatar Winder says:

    At least I get to watch this one. Hope we at least play good clean ball. I think we take Denver also but we are always an injury away from disaster. This game is on the Oline.

    • Winder's avatar Winder says:

      We control the ball we win.

      • unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

        All about the stupid penalties and turnovers. We HAVE to play a clean game. I’d say get ahead early but that usually ends up I. Disaster.

      • Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

        Well the Niners will have something like a 17-3 at the half and then Shanny will order up the run game, Shannys MO, then in the second half Wilson will get hot and win the game. That is a typical Niners game

  5. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Winder, Streameast works perfect for football. I had my son’s laptop showing games, and my laptop showing games, and watching the national games on TV. He’s got a fantasy football team so he was switching form game to game all day.

    It is streameast.io

    Just stay on the main screen and close the others and it works fine. I’ve turned on a bunch of Niner fans who have moved out of the area to it. Yuou can use your laptop or TV if you get internet on it. My son was watching on his phone last Monday when we were driving somewhere,

    • Winder's avatar Winder says:

      Thanks Chuck. I have tried it before but i kinda got lost with all the stuff they show. Tonight I can see it on Peacock.

  6. Winder's avatar Winder says:

    I guess we are gonna run on 1st most of the time

  7. Winder's avatar Winder says:

    that was different

  8. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    I have to say the surgery to JG shoulder seems to have been helpful. JG looks the best I have seen him throw the ball.

  9. alleykat69's avatar alleykat69 says:

    Well that was a great drive, starting with a 1st down pass to Aiyuk hallelujah.Wilson breaks a run for 38, a pass to Kittle getting the rust off and Aiyuk with an easy touchdown!!

    Like I predicted the 49ers are going to dominate!!!

  10. Winder's avatar Winder says:

    Ray Ray does the same move on every kickoff and punt. No wonder he doesn’t get any yards

  11. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Slants!!! Screaming about that and 1st down passes since shanny got here.

  12. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Bleh. False start.

  13. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Jimmy missed a wide open Deebo. Fuck.

  14. Winder's avatar Winder says:

    Can’t give Wilson that kind of time

  15. Winder's avatar Winder says:

    Well there it is. Hopefully he’s just got the wind knocked out of him.

  16. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    He was all bent up in the pile. Didn’t look good.

  17. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    No call on the shot to Deebo’s head of course. If that was Greenlaw, he’d be ejected.

  18. Lurker John's avatar Lurker John says:

    Yeah, looks like he took an elbow the head.

  19. Lurker John's avatar Lurker John says:

    Special teams is killing it so far.

  20. Lurker John's avatar Lurker John says:

    Not getting much of a consistent push on Wilson.

  21. Lurker John's avatar Lurker John says:

    Wilson doing what he does against the 49ers. Fuck.

  22. Lurker John's avatar Lurker John says:

    They’re humming now.

  23. Lurker John's avatar Lurker John says:

    Deebo okay. *whew*

  24. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Turtle man is back. Fucking pussy shit.

  25. Lurker John's avatar Lurker John says:

    Letting ’em hang around. What a shocker.

  26. Lurker John's avatar Lurker John says:

    McGlinchey with a huge penalty on a first down run.

  27. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Wow. On 2nd down, we could have passed as the clock was winding down to the 2 minute warning. But no we try to burn clock and do nothing but commit a penalty and give RW 1:4o.

  28. Lurker John's avatar Lurker John says:

    Ebukam with a great rush there.

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