Is the Curse Tradeable?

Russell Wilson is something like 17-4 against us. Will his magic domination, a domination that saw the near-NFC champs still lose twice to him last season, come to pass now that he’s in Denver? A place where dreams go to die? Where ol’ horseface has been searching for a legit QB since the crippled and barely able Peyton (call me Ichabod) Manning won a Super Bowl by merely standing there and handing the ball off?

Things have not gone well so far for the Broncos. They managed to play an opening game worse that ours. They had the ball inside the 3 THREE times and came away with a field goal. Fumbling twice in the process. They had 12 penalties.

Ouch. Their win was over the wet and soggy Houston Teabags. A stellar 16-9 win. The offense 7th in yards, but 24th scoring. Fumbling on the goal line does that. The run game is decent at 10th and the passing is decent at 11th. Their fucking defense is 3rd in yards per game, and tied for 3rd with us for points per game.

So, what the fuck?

We of course are coming off an epic fuckup. But somehow, there are pundits out there are calling this a good thing. As if having Jimmy the Geek running the team is suddenly just what the doctor ordered. Because you know, developing Lance is just too hard for Shanahan. His thought process seemed to be, well, I’ll run the shit out of him now and let him throw later, after he’s been through the tackle box 3-400 times. Ooops. Only 3 times? Well, I got Jimmy!!!

I’m completely at a loss as to what happens tomorrow. The Shanaplan seems to be run the skill players into the line until they break. I thought this was the main issue with Deebo this offseason, and why we drafted TDP. Oh, yeah. Hurt. We even had Jimmy pining for the glory days of 2017 when Jimmy took over the team and flung the ball all over the place. Will his coach let him? Or will we see the return of the Vanilla Mike Nolan/Aluminium Mike Singletary/Snappy Khaki Jim Harbaugh/Jimmy Bagadonuts boring-ass run run offense?

The ONLY offensive coach we ever had was one year wonder Chip Davis, but he was given a team that had lost all their playmakers, and Colin Kaepernick couldn’t score enough to overcome the league’s worst defense.

Oh well, Game on. I’d like to think this one will be another of the easy variety, but as we saw last week, Shanahan has the amazing ability to keep our opponents close when we should be going for the jugular a little bit more.

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75 Responses to Is the Curse Tradeable?

  1. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    D is doing well. Shanny is glurging the play calling. Quick passes work on that opening drive. So let’s slow things down.

    Fuck!!!! Use Juice to run u=into the line.. FUUUUUCK!!!!

  2. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Shanahan is intent on getting Deebo hurt as well. I’ so fucking sick of this play calling

  3. Lurker John's avatar Lurker John says:

    I didn’t like that last call at all. He took a shot there. Just get to the half.

  4. Lurker John's avatar Lurker John says:

    How about taking a couple more deep shots?

  5. Lurker John's avatar Lurker John says:

    Collinsworth is talking out of his sphincter.

  6. Lurker John's avatar Lurker John says:

    That’s the second time in three games Brendel has snapped the ball into his own ass.

  7. Winder's avatar Winder says:

    We sure don’t look like an explosive offense. If Williams is hurt bad we are fucked

  8. Winder's avatar Winder says:

    That one was on Jimmy he has to know where he is.

  9. Lurker John's avatar Lurker John says:

    It’s never a bit player that gets hurt for this team, it’s always a big name. Brendel is wreaking havoc out there and not in a good way. Right into Trent’s leg.

  10. alleykat69's avatar alleykat69 says:

    Unbelievable how stupid that play was Jimmy???
    Step out of the endzone for safety now Trent Williams down Fuuck…

  11. Lurker John's avatar Lurker John says:

    If he hadn’t stepped out it would’ve been a pick 6.

  12. alleykat69's avatar alleykat69 says:

    So 7-5 really looks good for the under..

  13. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    There’s the penalty. Yay! Denver making adjustments. We look lost.

    Thank God Jimmy stepped out of the end zone.

  14. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Yay! We have field position. Get fucking ballsy Shanahan.

  15. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Throwing on 1st down worked in the 1st quarter. So natch we stop.

    I’m so fucking sick of Shanahan. And out odds are better with Jimmy?

    Aiyuk was open.

  16. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Run Sack 3rd and 17. Same shit every series.

  17. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    Kyles MO, run the ball with a lead. Stupid

  18. Lurker John's avatar Lurker John says:

    Shanahan is unbelievable.

  19. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    man. I can’t stand this. Why the fuck doesn’t anyone call out Shanahan’s play calling.

  20. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Between Jimmy and Shanny we are gonna lose this game.

  21. Lurker John's avatar Lurker John says:

    Missing a wide open Deebo. WTF

  22. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Why are the LBs 20 yqrds back?

  23. Lurker John's avatar Lurker John says:

    Same old story, different year.

  24. Lurker John's avatar Lurker John says:

    They can’t beat this guy.

  25. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    I called it earlier Wilson gets hot and wins the game

  26. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Unfuckingreal. Warner and Greenlaw drop in coverage and give Wilson so much space to run.

  27. Lurker John's avatar Lurker John says:

    I’ve had enough. Good night.

  28. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    Kyle is going to run the ball and hope to get in FG range.

  29. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Jesus. Here we go. I sure hope we run on 1st down.

  30. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    Throw the ball down the field, fuck the screen

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