Is the Curse Tradeable?

Russell Wilson is something like 17-4 against us. Will his magic domination, a domination that saw the near-NFC champs still lose twice to him last season, come to pass now that he’s in Denver? A place where dreams go to die? Where ol’ horseface has been searching for a legit QB since the crippled and barely able Peyton (call me Ichabod) Manning won a Super Bowl by merely standing there and handing the ball off?

Things have not gone well so far for the Broncos. They managed to play an opening game worse that ours. They had the ball inside the 3 THREE times and came away with a field goal. Fumbling twice in the process. They had 12 penalties.

Ouch. Their win was over the wet and soggy Houston Teabags. A stellar 16-9 win. The offense 7th in yards, but 24th scoring. Fumbling on the goal line does that. The run game is decent at 10th and the passing is decent at 11th. Their fucking defense is 3rd in yards per game, and tied for 3rd with us for points per game.

So, what the fuck?

We of course are coming off an epic fuckup. But somehow, there are pundits out there are calling this a good thing. As if having Jimmy the Geek running the team is suddenly just what the doctor ordered. Because you know, developing Lance is just too hard for Shanahan. His thought process seemed to be, well, I’ll run the shit out of him now and let him throw later, after he’s been through the tackle box 3-400 times. Ooops. Only 3 times? Well, I got Jimmy!!!

I’m completely at a loss as to what happens tomorrow. The Shanaplan seems to be run the skill players into the line until they break. I thought this was the main issue with Deebo this offseason, and why we drafted TDP. Oh, yeah. Hurt. We even had Jimmy pining for the glory days of 2017 when Jimmy took over the team and flung the ball all over the place. Will his coach let him? Or will we see the return of the Vanilla Mike Nolan/Aluminium Mike Singletary/Snappy Khaki Jim Harbaugh/Jimmy Bagadonuts boring-ass run run offense?

The ONLY offensive coach we ever had was one year wonder Chip Davis, but he was given a team that had lost all their playmakers, and Colin Kaepernick couldn’t score enough to overcome the league’s worst defense.

Oh well, Game on. I’d like to think this one will be another of the easy variety, but as we saw last week, Shanahan has the amazing ability to keep our opponents close when we should be going for the jugular a little bit more.

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75 Responses to Is the Curse Tradeable?

  1. unca_chuck says:

    This is a kick-ass EP. Truckin’ and The Catholics Are Attacking are great.

    These guys were Mabuhay regulars.

  2. Winder says:

    I would hate to see Denver get well against us but Wilson has been a thorn in our side forever.

  3. unca_chuck says:

    That’s my worry. Denver is always some sort of clusterfuck nightmare of stupid penalties and missed opportunities.

    We should beat the shit out of them.

  4. Winder says:

    At least I get to watch this one. Hope we at least play good clean ball. I think we take Denver also but we are always an injury away from disaster. This game is on the Oline.

    • Winder says:

      We control the ball we win.

      • unca_chuck says:

        All about the stupid penalties and turnovers. We HAVE to play a clean game. I’d say get ahead early but that usually ends up I. Disaster.

      • Irish Kevin says:

        Well the Niners will have something like a 17-3 at the half and then Shanny will order up the run game, Shannys MO, then in the second half Wilson will get hot and win the game. That is a typical Niners game

  5. unca_chuck says:

    Winder, Streameast works perfect for football. I had my son’s laptop showing games, and my laptop showing games, and watching the national games on TV. He’s got a fantasy football team so he was switching form game to game all day.

    It is

    Just stay on the main screen and close the others and it works fine. I’ve turned on a bunch of Niner fans who have moved out of the area to it. Yuou can use your laptop or TV if you get internet on it. My son was watching on his phone last Monday when we were driving somewhere,

    • Winder says:

      Thanks Chuck. I have tried it before but i kinda got lost with all the stuff they show. Tonight I can see it on Peacock.

  6. Winder says:

    I guess we are gonna run on 1st most of the time

  7. Winder says:

    that was different

  8. Irish Kevin says:

    I have to say the surgery to JG shoulder seems to have been helpful. JG looks the best I have seen him throw the ball.

  9. alleykat69 says:

    Well that was a great drive, starting with a 1st down pass to Aiyuk hallelujah.Wilson breaks a run for 38, a pass to Kittle getting the rust off and Aiyuk with an easy touchdown!!

    Like I predicted the 49ers are going to dominate!!!

  10. Winder says:

    Ray Ray does the same move on every kickoff and punt. No wonder he doesn’t get any yards

  11. unca_chuck says:

    Slants!!! Screaming about that and 1st down passes since shanny got here.

  12. unca_chuck says:

    Bleh. False start.

  13. unca_chuck says:

    Jimmy missed a wide open Deebo. Fuck.

  14. Winder says:

    Can’t give Wilson that kind of time

  15. Winder says:

    Well there it is. Hopefully he’s just got the wind knocked out of him.

  16. unca_chuck says:

    He was all bent up in the pile. Didn’t look good.

  17. unca_chuck says:

    No call on the shot to Deebo’s head of course. If that was Greenlaw, he’d be ejected.

  18. Lurker John says:

    Yeah, looks like he took an elbow the head.

  19. Lurker John says:

    Special teams is killing it so far.

  20. Lurker John says:

    Not getting much of a consistent push on Wilson.

  21. Lurker John says:

    Wilson doing what he does against the 49ers. Fuck.

  22. Lurker John says:

    They’re humming now.

  23. Lurker John says:

    Deebo okay. *whew*

  24. unca_chuck says:

    Turtle man is back. Fucking pussy shit.

  25. Lurker John says:

    Letting ’em hang around. What a shocker.

  26. Lurker John says:

    McGlinchey with a huge penalty on a first down run.

  27. unca_chuck says:

    Wow. On 2nd down, we could have passed as the clock was winding down to the 2 minute warning. But no we try to burn clock and do nothing but commit a penalty and give RW 1:4o.

  28. Lurker John says:

    Ebukam with a great rush there.

  29. unca_chuck says:

    D is doing well. Shanny is glurging the play calling. Quick passes work on that opening drive. So let’s slow things down.

    Fuck!!!! Use Juice to run u=into the line.. FUUUUUCK!!!!

  30. unca_chuck says:

    Shanahan is intent on getting Deebo hurt as well. I’ so fucking sick of this play calling

  31. Lurker John says:

    I didn’t like that last call at all. He took a shot there. Just get to the half.

  32. Lurker John says:

    How about taking a couple more deep shots?

  33. Lurker John says:

    Collinsworth is talking out of his sphincter.

  34. Lurker John says:

    That’s the second time in three games Brendel has snapped the ball into his own ass.

  35. Winder says:

    We sure don’t look like an explosive offense. If Williams is hurt bad we are fucked

  36. Winder says:

    That one was on Jimmy he has to know where he is.

  37. Lurker John says:

    It’s never a bit player that gets hurt for this team, it’s always a big name. Brendel is wreaking havoc out there and not in a good way. Right into Trent’s leg.

  38. alleykat69 says:

    Unbelievable how stupid that play was Jimmy???
    Step out of the endzone for safety now Trent Williams down Fuuck…

  39. Lurker John says:

    If he hadn’t stepped out it would’ve been a pick 6.

  40. alleykat69 says:

    So 7-5 really looks good for the under..

  41. unca_chuck says:

    There’s the penalty. Yay! Denver making adjustments. We look lost.

    Thank God Jimmy stepped out of the end zone.

  42. unca_chuck says:

    Yay! We have field position. Get fucking ballsy Shanahan.

  43. unca_chuck says:

    Throwing on 1st down worked in the 1st quarter. So natch we stop.

    I’m so fucking sick of Shanahan. And out odds are better with Jimmy?

    Aiyuk was open.

  44. unca_chuck says:

    Run Sack 3rd and 17. Same shit every series.

  45. Irish Kevin says:

    Kyles MO, run the ball with a lead. Stupid

  46. Lurker John says:

    Shanahan is unbelievable.

  47. unca_chuck says:

    man. I can’t stand this. Why the fuck doesn’t anyone call out Shanahan’s play calling.

  48. unca_chuck says:

    Between Jimmy and Shanny we are gonna lose this game.

  49. Lurker John says:

    Missing a wide open Deebo. WTF

  50. unca_chuck says:

    Why are the LBs 20 yqrds back?

  51. Lurker John says:

    Same old story, different year.

  52. Lurker John says:

    They can’t beat this guy.

  53. Irish Kevin says:

    I called it earlier Wilson gets hot and wins the game

  54. unca_chuck says:

    Unfuckingreal. Warner and Greenlaw drop in coverage and give Wilson so much space to run.

  55. Lurker John says:

    I’ve had enough. Good night.

  56. Irish Kevin says:

    Kyle is going to run the ball and hope to get in FG range.

  57. unca_chuck says:

    Jesus. Here we go. I sure hope we run on 1st down.

  58. Irish Kevin says:

    Throw the ball down the field, fuck the screen

  59. unca_chuck says:

    Wow. And we have better odds with Jimmy?

    Unreal.This season is over. Shanahan has to go.

  60. Irish Kevin says:

    A couple of first downs and game over

  61. unca_chuck says:

    Fuck me sideways. Fuck baseball. Fuck football.

  62. unca_chuck says:

    Wow. this is pathetic. And just watch. No heat for Jimmy or Shanny.

  63. Winder says:

    This is really shitshow football. Total slopfest.

  64. unca_chuck says:

    This is ALL on Shanahan.

  65. alleykat69 says:

    Could of should of but we just can’t beat Wilson!!!
    Fuck this game was pathetic and once LT Williams left it was all downhill.. Fucking play calling sucks donkey dick, Jimmy G happy feet like Jim don’t call me Chrisy Everett with his usual too much pressure in the big moments to pull one out!!

  66. Irish Kevin says:

    At some point Kyle has to be held responsible for the play calling, the Niners have way too much talent to lose like this.

  67. unca_chuck says:

    Jimmy is not very good. He had time and he can’t escape the lightest of pressures.

    And thank God he got the safety because he threw a pick 6 on that play.

    Shanahan has ruined this season and we’ve played 3 games.

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