GM, GM, my Kingdom for a GM

Not much to report on this, but there are 2 candidates that the Jedmarathe dynamic duo of dipshittedness have narrowed the search to. The candidates are George Paton (no not the general), and Terry McDonough (no not Terry Donohue).

The good news? Fuck I don’t know. None. The bad news? John Clayton reports that George Paton isn’t likely to want the job, and the word on McDonough is that AZ wants him out and would love to dump him on us due to his “hard to deal with” nature and him “not being a good guy.” They are talking him up to get him out.

Joy. Might as well talk to Mike Shanahan. If they get some dipshit GM, I wonder how long it takes Shanahan and McDonough to cross wires?

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88 Responses to GM, GM, my Kingdom for a GM

  1. NJ49ER's avatar NJ49er says:

    Gotta think Daddy Shanny as OCo makes a lot of sense right about now Winder?

  2. Winder's avatar Winder says:

    It kinda is looking like a family affair.

  3. Winder's avatar Winder says:

    He also had Bill Walsh as a head coach and Dennis Green.

  4. NJ49ER's avatar NJ49er says:

    The pessimist in me just has to wonder if this was a power move by Paraag.
    Bringing in a more vocal/experienced candidate might have threatened his status?
    We know how Harbaugh rubbed him raw.

    • alleykat69's avatar alleykat69 says:

      Does Paraag sleep with York?
      Just kills me this clown 🤡 keeps surviving year after year?

      • NJ49ER's avatar NJ49er says:

        Sh!t Alleykat, Paraag b!tchslaps Jed anytime, anywhere.
        Jed simply wears a title. Tweeter in Chief.
        Paraag survives because Dr Daddy put him there to manage the $$$.

  5. alleykat69's avatar alleykat69 says:

    He was like a one-man Lynch Mob in those highlight reels Winder..
    Yeah he’s green with no experience, I think he will definitely get a lot of advice from maybe a assistant GM? to help him along with decisions. Doubt he has the leverage early on..

    • NJ49ER's avatar NJ49er says:

      As long as that ‘Mystery Assistant’ isn’t The Money Man we might survive.
      Daddy Shanny almost HAS to be brought in to help Shanny the younger IMO.
      Most logical slot now would seem to be OCo.

      • NJ49ER's avatar NJ49er says:

        Let’s see just how much ‘support’ Jed will allow them to assemble.
        Otherwise, the stacking of the deck with novice appointees, would play into Paraag being the manipulative little prick his reputation has been built on.
        Jed remains the clueless twit he always was.
        Neither guy has the cajones to stand up to real football guys having a voice in their building it seems.

    • Winder's avatar Winder says:

      yeah, at this point all we can do is sit back and see what happens.

      • NJ49ER's avatar NJ49er says:

        I gotta wonder (just a little) what Tom Gamble is thinking about this move?
        He’s probably drinking heavily somewhere, looking at his resumé, and wondering what the fuk he missed?
        Ah SH!T, broadcasting experience! How could I be SO fuk’n stupid?

      • Winder's avatar Winder says:

        I also think that this hire is all Shanny. It would be far better for Paarage if this works out.

      • NJ49ER's avatar NJ49er says:

        Well Winder, thus far the reports I’m reading suggest that Shanny hadn’t indicated any preference for Lynch.
        Seems Jed was ‘impressed’ with Lynch’s communication skills at the Pro Bowl..
        Smells like Paraag protecting his own A$$ to me.

  6. Winder's avatar Winder says:

    NJ- I have been wrong before. I haven’t read any shanny comments yet. But, if that is the case then we will surely have a can of worms to deal with and maybe another HC.

    • NJ49ER's avatar NJ49er says:

      Winder I just want football to be football.
      That means NO Jed. NO Paraag.
      These 2 idiots have absolutely destroyed 9er football as we knew it.

    • NJ49ER's avatar NJ49er says:

      No one has been more WRONG about football related matters than these 2 wet noodles.
      Don’t be so hard on yourself Winder.
      We know more than those 2 pansies do.

      • NJ49ER's avatar NJ49er says:

        This is the 4th HC in 4yrs.
        It doesn’t get more fuk’d up than that. No matter how hard you try.

  7. NJ49ER's avatar NJ49er says:

    “Lynch, who played for Kyle’s father Mike Shanahan in Denver, met with York on Thursday, so the decision to make a long-term commitment appears to have materialized quickly for the 49ers.”

    49ers announce John Lynch as General Manager

    Sound a wee bit desperate?
    Maybe Shanny just decided that the ‘options’ Tweeter and The Money Man were offering didn’t sit well with him too?
    You just can’t manufacture this sort of dysfunction anywhere else in the NFL.

    • NJ49ER's avatar NJ49er says:

      Makes you wonder what could have happened at the Pro Bowl if Boy George was taking a squirt at the urinal next to Jed.
      He might have impressed Jed with his communication skills too?

  8. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Jesus Christ! Random Access Theater??? The only good news is it isn’t McDonugh . . .

    Apparently Lynch had a meeting with Shanahan a couple weeks back and asked for the job.

    All is fine (?) if Shanny can run the show for oh, the next few years till Lynch gets a clue, but now, as always, keep the suits out and we’ll see.

    • Nipper's avatar Nipper says:

      BLEEP! I guess Shanahan wanted this guy. Jed is so eager to get this issue behind him and get with completing his cabana that what the heck we have a new GM nobody knows.

      • Nipper's avatar Nipper says:

        Lets face it, none of the “real” GMs with real experience wanted this position especially with the coach already in place.

      • NJ49ER's avatar NJ49er says:

        Pretty much Nipper.
        Let’s see? Which line should I get into?
        Noose or guillotine?
        Decisions, decisions, decisions….
        Jed the ‘anti-communicator’, would be impressed with a Cockatoo named Jethro, so long as he didn’t have to have all this pressure on him to finish this process, before everyone removed themselves from consideration.

  9. Nipper's avatar Nipper says:

    At least the Warriors won in Portland. It was close but what the heck a win is a win.

  10. Winder's avatar Winder says:

    I guess I am the only one who thinks this is a good hire. I am going to reserve judgment until I hear what Shanny jr has to say about it. I think Lynch will make it work. He’s very respected and I am sure he has some real good connections.

    • NJ49ER's avatar NJ49er says:

      We’re with you 100% Winder.
      It’s Meddlers Inc that concerns me.
      Nothing has worked, when you’re illustrious FO manages to be hiring it’s 4th HC in 4yrs.
      That equates to futility of the highest order.
      And also took all of the ‘hot candidates’ out of the running early, mostly of their own volition.
      There’s a reason for all this drama.
      Ownership/Mgt SUCKS BALLS.

      • NJ49ER's avatar NJ49er says:

        I’d much rather learn that Shanny balked at the choices the dimwits presented.
        That would suggest that Jed and Paraag got trumped.
        That’s a good thing, even if Lynch is supremely under qualified.

  11. Nipper's avatar Nipper says:

    I wonder what kind of bags Chuck will create to celebrate this new hire. “Jed hires somebody named Lynch that used to play ball” would be nice. I just pray somebody drives Jed to the airport for the start of his world tour of foreign lands. Truthfully, can we stand another Jed hiring?

  12. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Man, another pair of first-timers at the HC and GM spots. Again. I hope they have an idea of who their OC and DC and the rest of the coaching staff is. And that Shanahan is good at drafting. Because Lynch has no clue. Neither really do.

    I guess we finally have the football guys you want, NJ. The draft is going to be very interesting.

    I’m still of a mind they take Mike Williams. Oh yeah, and they need to figure out who’s going to throw the ball to him. QB being about the biggest issue we have.

    • NJ49ER's avatar NJ49er says:

      Chuck Baalke was a well traveled football guy too. Scouting etc.
      He simply didn’t have any other football guys involved with him, once Gamble bolted.
      My contention all along is that football guys need other football guys to make it go.
      Paraag is, and always has been, the fly in the ointment for me.

      We’ll see just how this plays out when Shanny officially signs on.
      If Paraag is the guy pulling the levers on Draft weekend, we’re fuk’d.
      We know Lynch has never run a Draft. Never Scouted the College ranks. Participated in the Combine evals. NADA. ZIP.

      Gamble might be the closest thing we have, (with even an inkling), of what to do in terms of taking Trade offers etc.
      I’m 100% behind Lynch because he’s light years ahead of anything Tweeter and The Money Man have produced.
      God help us.

  13. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Eric, you are right about Carr. He’s the best QB of all the youngsters who have come in the last few years.

  14. NJ49ER's avatar NJ49er says:

    Dr Daddy put Paraag into the picture to manage the budget. Daddy is the Head CheapA$$.
    Baalke was the donor/host, from which the parasite, Paraag, sucked him dry for whatever he could glean in terms of football acumen.
    As I’ve beaten to death already, what went wrong with Baalke recruiting Harbaugh?
    Paraag couldn’t handle Harbaugh’s football first mantra.
    Too abrasive, too demanding. So he smeared him.
    Best thing that has happened to the 9er franchise in years, yet they couldn’t handle him.
    Now that Baalke is tossed overboard, they turn to a neophyte duo?
    Smacks of a power play to me.
    Paraag has 2 weaklings in the process now, thereby cementing HIS control as The Man in charge.
    I’ll support ANYONE taking Paraag out of this equation.

    Let’s just see if Paraag allows that to happen.
    Young Shanny needs to have the stones to demand ANYONE he wants to assist him.
    The more football guys, the better IMO.

  15. Berger's avatar Berger says:

    My take on the hiring of Lynch is the team needs a culture change more than a numbers guy. I would think this means the scouting department stays intact for at least through the draft. Kyle Shanahan is young and confident. Lynch is young and played with a lot of winners, including Walsh as his coach in college. Baalke was a good talent evaluator bit didn’t pick a team that meshed. Enter culture change. We need a team that meshes, not just some good players.

  16. Berger's avatar Berger says:

    Speaking of good players, the 49ers have many. We have an emerging D-line, we have a good O-line and we have very good DBs. The cupboard is not bare but we have some big holes to fill. QB, OLB, NT ILB and WR are needs. We have plenty of picks and a ton of cap space. I hope they don’t try to fix everything in one year. We shouldn’t fill positions because we have the cap space, fill them because a good player is available. Also, make sure they have the right attitudes, enter John Lynch.

  17. Nipper's avatar Nipper says:

    Lynch was probably the only man that really wanted the job as defined by Jed. Jed probably told him the GM will have little to no power. The HC is already hired and he will make most of the personnel decisions. If it’s a poor draft, the GM takes most of the blame even though he had very little to do with it. . After a losing season the GM becomes the scapegoat for the entire organization. The GM will have to sell his house and beat feet out of town ASAP.

    • Berger's avatar Berger says:

      Your take on the situation is proof that we need a culture change. When I listen to Lynch on a broadcast it is obvious he is a football strategist and has excellent recognition skills. Add to that he is a fierce competitor and we might just be in great shape.

      Walsh turned down the coaching job when Joe Thomas offered it up. Eddie fired Thomas and went back to Walsh the next year, hired him and then found a GM to compliment Walsh. Eddie was more interested in Walsh than the GM position. I see this year as an extrapolation of that situation. Of course many GMs would not be interested because their ego doesn’t fit the job that is needed for now. While many have their dobber down I see something positive. Shanahan is who we are after first and foremost. Most GMs don’t fit the description of what we are offering and it is good that they stepped aside.

  18. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    New thread is up.

  19. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    NJ, your thought doesn’t hold water. Baalke had Tom Gamble with him. He had an entire scouting staff below him. You act like he was the only guy in the building doing that job. There are scouts and evaluators up the wazoo. It was his job to sift through the info and make the calls. He is just a shitty talent evaluator.

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