I think it’s fairly safe to say that the unknown Rat that Teflon Mike, Aluminum Mike, Jimmy Hat, Crabs, St. Jim, and Jimmy Bag-a-Donuts, among another few hundred, all referenced in their time here is none other than one Paraage Marathe. He is the only constant among all the players in this charade ,aside from Young Jed Dicks-a-lot. And we all know Jed doesn’t get his hands near the dirt, lest an actual player or coach calls his lily white ass out. His latest fall guy is the GM.
Don’t get me wrong, I wanted the guy out last year, and I questioned his draft 2 years ago because he ignored the glaring holes on the team, but really, Trent (I never met a torn ACL I didn’t love) Baalke was ousted through the whisper campaign before Sunday’s game even started, leaving Chip Kelly twisting in the wind as a lame-duck coach. He of course got word after the game. But no matter. Jed babbled some nonsense after the game that i haven’t had the will to listen to yet, but yet again, this organization looks like a team being run by a 10 year old. Or an Orange-hued politician.
So once again, Jed and Paraag will scour the universe for Baalke’s replacement. I was guaranteeing that Tom Gamble would be the next GM, but that was before the season went total Cleveland Browns. Jed is saying that the GM will be from outside the organization, but really, who will they get? Someone with experience? Who would walk into this shit show? As I said earlier, Paraag is the problem. He has no football experience short of the disaster he’s presided over these last 16 years. He was Nolan’s red-flag guy. He’s been the contract guy, President, EVP, and whatever the fuck they want to call his spot. He was supposedly stripped of his powers past year, but he’s still the top dog calling the shots. He’s got Jed’s ear (and his balls, apparently), and he’s also the guy leaking things to Jason LaCanfora, Jay Glazer, and York family fave, Trent Dildo.
Take a gander at Marathe’s football experience before his tenure with the 49ers guy who makes all the football decisions:
“Prior to joining the 49ers, Marathe spent several years at management consulting firm Bain & Company, as a Senior Associate Consultant, where he advised clients in a variety of industries including private equity, venture capital, software, retail, sports footwear, consumer products, and health clubs. Before that, Marathe worked in the sports consulting group at the International Management Group (IMG), where he concentrated primarily on stadium naming rights deals, corporate sponsorships, and athlete endorsements.”
What is funny is we now hear that Baalke is the one that nixed the Gase hire and put a stop to drafting Dak Prescott. True? Could be. Or it could be the latest pack of lies coming out of the asshole of this organization. I find it hard to believe that with the Gase hire that it came down to Baalke insisting on Tomsula as the DC. It must have come from Jed. What is ludicrous abut it is the timing of this. Now that they have their latest whipping boy, and pin every bad decision on him.
I have no idea who or what to believe, but the timing sure seems a bit convenient. The Gase story was apparently confirmed by Tim Kawakami a couple years ago, but who knows?
Forty Niners Forever 
No, NJ. When Scott went, so did the effective drafts. You keep saying Trent was the only football guy in the building. So was Mike Nolan. And Mike Singletary. Some football guys just aren’t good at football.
Beyond that, Harbaugh was gone before Gore or Iupati left. Besides, I liked the Carlos Hyde draft pick. One of the only one of Baalke’s that I liked. . . . If he hadn’t proven to be injury-prone, we wouldn’t be missing Gore.
And this is in by no means a ringing endorsement of Jed/Paraag. They ARE the biggest problem.
Everything is in flux now……..it’s like the day after a situation……when will the dust settle? Can’t go back to the past and please forget Harbaugh he is not coming back. The Niners have to hire an offensive minded guy who can get along with players and management and fans. Nothing short of that will do. Whatever Baalke did must be avoided at all costs.
Steve Young was on KNBR last night and he said the Niners next coach should not be a defense minded guy, I agree,
Well, Kelly sure wasn’t. But ‘head coach’ is a little down the list of shit we need.
1. New Head of Football Ops
2. New GM
3. New QB
4. New WRs
5. New Head Coach
More reality based would have the list as:
1. New GM
2. New Head Coach
The rest can trickle down from there.
These fucking clowns at 4949 Centennial Blvd had better get off their collective asses and sign a GM toot-sweet. We need to get a coach before they all get snapped up.
Funny thing is the fact that Buwwitt wants to sign a coach before hiring a GM. Like Jed, Buwwitt doesn’t understand how you build a football team. Beyond that, Buwwitt is staunch in his support of Jed, and Skkkeebie is fully behind Paraag. Too fucking funny. Two years of blather about how shitty the team is, and they like where we are at front-office wise?
How fucking dense. Oh, yeah, it’s all Kaepernick’s fault. These guys are shooting blanks at an empty barrel with no fish in it. Who will they blame without Kappy? Randall Cunningham?
It boils down who does Jed and his henchmen desire more? A coach or a GM. You hire a GM and then let him pair himself with a coach. I don’t think Jed is going that route. So the emphasis is on a coach that Jed wants. Hey it’s his toy……..remember that when you spend your hard earned money at Levi’s. Jed can’t be fired according to him so spend you suckers and get what you can from the experience.
New thread is up. I’ll give you the courtesy of a virtual reach-around, and post your comment on the new thread, Nip.
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