Reports are flying around about the disappointment in the CEO of the 49ers, one Sir Jed Hides-a-lot, is getting his once-shiny, and now mangled and tattered, toy taken away from him. Jason La Canfora, and now Ted Robinson, have come out and stated that Jed will be de-frocked a la Game of Thrones, and lose his title of CEO as the team hires a real live football guy to take over.
No insight here other than it only took Dr. Kedorkian 7 years to take unadulterated shit flung at him by an angry fan base to move his fledgling stooge into his spot as lead crap-catcher. Well, 9 years of varying levels of a short amount of success followed by a dismantling of any and all talent and a revolving door coaching staff has led to 1-12.
Hmm. Maybe it’s time to hire people that now and understand the game. Not projectionists and contract massagers. The talk is our once and future OC, Kinda Milquetoast Mad Mike Shananahan will come on as Exec of football ops, and his son Krazy Kyle will fill the GM role or some shit.
Can’t say I’m enamored with the prospect, but Jesus Christ, this would be worlds better than the shitshow we are currently participating in . . .
Stay tuned . . .
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I think Kyle’s 37 and he’s the OC of the league’s leading offense. He’d be HC. I’m not a Shanny-in-control guy, but I’d still be ecstatic. I want to see Paraag walk the plank. I remember him showing Walsh and McVay the door. Niner fans have long memories you MBA Football Moron!
I still think it’s a pipe dream, though. Gamble for Baalke, that’s it. At least I’ll have my revenge for Baalke’s role, active or passive, in getting rid of the greatest Niner coach since St. Bill (please don’t say Seifert with the help he got from the FO, like Neon Deion for the SB Champs).
I don’t know anything about Watson’s football skills, but ESPN lionized him today. It seems he’s passionate about football and is a completely safe character guy. I’d be good with trading up into the 1st for him if he’s got the football stuff.
For the #2, though, if Garrett isn’t available, see what you can get in trade unless somebody like Allen catches your eye (better against the run than Garrett?) I’d rather spend a #2 on an ILB than an edge guy but I don’t see anybody on just perusing. NOT my field.
NJ is the man for that!
I’m passing on a QB with Pick #1 12th.
Don’t see any of them as being worthy at this point.
This Draft Class is LOADED with Defensive talent.
If Garrett goes to Cleveland and, we remain at #2, I’d consider JPeppers to replace EReid or, deal down a few slots and grab RFoster the ILB from ‘Bama.
2 guys I want badly this year.
ILB RFoster and WR Corey Davis.
Wouldn’t argue with Jon Allen the DE/DT from ‘Bama either.
Kyle as HC? Sure. I’m at the point where anything looks better than where we are and what we got.
I mean shit, look at Prince Valiant across the bay. Reundead Al ridiculed and badgered the shit out of his son, but he’s doing worlds better than the reincarnated corpse did for the past 15 years.
Would Parcells have interest in running the show for us?
Might be a position that he could easily handle, while not having to live in the West Coast full time.
Always wished we could have married a Pittsburgh Defensive Scheme with a WCO too.
Cowher ready to scowl on the sidelines again?
Parcells and Cowher?
HELLZ Yeh!
Im with RT, no Parcells. Rams and Niners built their O around a running back and not much else, with all the rule changes it just doesn’t work. You have to have more passing than running in todays game. No old guys for me, Mike Shanny, Parcells, Holmgren, Cowher none of that era.
No, no, no to more Parcells.
Go WCO again with modern deep balls, intermediate Bellicheat routes, and read option. No Parcells.
Dreams, only dreams
Be nice if we could pull Garropolo from the Pats.
Is Josh McDaniel ready for another shot at HC?
He and Jimmy could hit the ground running for us too.
Problem there is, who the eff wants to work for the Dysfunction that resides in Yorkville?
My guess is the Browns will trade for Garropolo, they have all the high picks to bargain with.
As we’ve seen from the York tenure, we sure won’t be a destination for many qualified applicants anyway,
Short of the Yorks giving up all sorts of control to lure them here in the first place.
I think a lot depends on what they are offering to an A list GM. There are still only 32 jobs to be had.
There are qualified applicants out there for sure 12th.
It’s the ‘York Factor’ that determines who will be willing to put up with the circus once they consider entering the Big Tent.
Can’t continue having the influence from the likes of Jed and Paraag in matters of football Ops.
It’s been nothing short of disastrous.
Dubs win…….Dubs win……Dubs win …….in NO.
The only reason I like Shanny as the EFO or whatever the fuck you want to call it is because he DOES have cred. Parcells is too old. At least as the top dog Shanny would be able to get folks to come when called. The rest of the guys don’t have to follow his philosophy, and he doesn’t have to shove it down his GM’s throat. I just want a guy who can build a staff that makes sense.
Wanted a new manager for a west coast NFL team in California. Must have the ability to organize and delegate duties to others. Must have experience in football talent evaluation. Must get along with others. Must have media experience and the ability to sell an NFL program. Executive experience is required. Must be willing to work long, long hours and come back for more. Must have a thick, thick skin to criticism from the media and maintain a positive attitude. Apply to Jed York at his cabana in Los Altos Hills.
Nice film breakdown of Kap by Cosell.
http://sports.yahoo.com/news/greg-cosells-week-14-review-colin-kaepernick-still-struggling-with-same-issues-170701244.html
Hopefully Kap will be playing for someone else’s team next season if at all. Who would want the baggage?
List of QB’s expected/possibly to be available for next year.
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000756816/article/qb-index-the-2017-trade-marketfree-agency-guide
Atlanta creamed the Rams and probably will do the same to the Niners. This pathetic season can’t end soon enough. One big OUCH!
Kap available to all comers. Sold his mansion and ready and able to move on to greener pastures. Has a nice hair dew and likes to kneel frequently before playing. Experience includes playing in a Super Bowl. Likes to donate his salary for social causes. Call 1-800-KAP@@#*.
First off you need a good team around your QB, I think I posted that the Dallas QB was taken in the 5th round. So to say there are no worthy QB’s in the draft is just wrong, the problem with the Niners is they have so many holes to fill that yes the QB’s in this years draft will not help the Niners. So the Niners need to build a O line and get some good defenders first, and please get some O linemen that can Pass block. Otherwise you will never get a great QB to play here. IMO Ponder is going to be the starter next year, to be a place holder till a quality QB is available, oh and there are no quality QB’s in the FA list!! Let’s not forget Troy Aikman was on a bad Dallas team the first 2 years he was there, they went 2-14 for the first 2 years, he was a great QB who Dallas built a team around.
Dak was a 4th round pick. My thought is grow the team with the QB. Go with Watson and get some fucking scrub like Tyrod Taylor for a year at least.
Cousins will be retained, and I don’t give a shit. Other than he and Garoppolo, no one on that list is worth anything but a bag of balls.
Other than that, I’m very happy to see the newly minted LA Rams sucking hard and long. I predicted the demise of both AZ and LA. Seattle is doing better than I thought, but they are on shakey ground now after their shellacking at the hands of the wobbly Pack.
4th 5th, my point was a 1st round QB in the draft is not a guarantee Joe Montana. See The Raiders draft picks for QB’s
The man is already on the roster. His name is Kap and he’s ready to leave. He can’t play a lick but who cares? Jed is too busy trying to decide what to do. His parents did the unkind thing of giving him a position he’s ill suited for. Now there’s a mess but no one knows how to clean it up. Who do you fire? Who do you hire? Who do you trust? A whole lot to ponder.
A whole lot to Ponder! He is still available
At this time all I hope for is some kind of word out of 4949. It’s way past the ridiculous stage and is into the unbelievable relm. Jed has shown himself to be very immature and not in control. Not a good sign. Until we get a qualified GM it doesn’t matter who we pick in any round. I would go all offense in this draft. We have enough young defensive players. Maybe we will get lucky.
Ponder finally getting some practice snaps, lets hope he kills it in practice and forces an opportunity for himself.
That’s worth a ponder. The Chipper probably doesn’t have much use for the guy. He loves the Kap. Man did you see that pathetic QB for the Rams last night? He runs like a stupid fool on the freeway. Rams are pathetic too.
17 days from right now, this nonsense will be over and we can get back to music.
I haven’t heard it in a long time. Plus I’ll feel like I made it to heaven when this season’s over.
This is my favorite guitar solo ever. Old well known old dittys I know, but I needed some guitar. Will the Niners lose by 25 or 6? “Wonderin’ how much I can take…”
Watching the Seahawks, in the most hideous uniforms ever invented, puke lime green, winning big on the way to the division crown and possible first round bye…
Chuck, you wanted Harbaugh gone. I didn’t. You were wrong.