Speculation Station, Whats your Relation?

For all you School House Rocks fans out there . . .

Word from those wonderful league sources (what are they, fucking moles that scurry in tunnels between all the team HQs?) is that the 49ers are in the lead for the services of one Josh Norman, a very elite cornerback who is a surprise free agent from Carolina after they pulled his (franchise) tag. The battle for his services falls to us and the Jacksonville Jaguars. Two teams with $50 mill + in cap space. So he looks to score big.

And really, where would you rather live? The Bay Area, a cosmopolitan city with gorgeous weather, or a glorified retirement home?

Norman had 19 passes defensed, 4 picks, 2 pick-6’s, and 3 forced fumbles to go along with his 56 tackles  last year. No small feat.

Whatever the situation is, DO IT NOW, TRENT!!!

Unknown's avatar

About unca_chuck

Lifelong SF 49ers, SF Giants, and Golden State Warriors fan
This entry was posted in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink.

55 Responses to Speculation Station, Whats your Relation?

  1. rob's avatar rob says:

    To quote Chuck
    Just fucking do it !!!
    We’re considered the frontrunner. Go Trent !!!

  2. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    And this story still has legs. Sorry, ROB!!!

    http://www.milehighreport.com/2016/4/20/11476510/espns-adam-schefter-says-colin-kaepernick-and-49ers-are-headed

    I still think it’s going to happen in Denver. Hoyer? Foles? Elway isn’t that stupid to hitch his wagon to any of those guys as his starting QB. Whatever the situation is, it’ll be resolved within the next few days.

  3. rob's avatar rob says:

    I don’t see it CHUCK. If Denver signs Hoyer how much can they offer Kap ? They want him to take only 7 mil per as it stands now. Next year he can make 16 mil here. Kap loses 5 mil this yr. and 9 next yr, 14 mil total .That’s more money lost for Kap than Denver’s entire deal

  4. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Denver isn’t going to sign Hoyer. He’s dogshit.

  5. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    They don’t want Foles either. Elway ain’t no dummy. He wants Kaepernick.

  6. rtfirefly's avatar rtfirefly says:

    Great comeback by the Warriors without Steph only to lose it again at the end. Still fourteen to go. I expect Steph will return for Game 4, if only for limited action.

  7. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Prince and now Lonnie Mack. This is getting nuts.

    3 of my favorite guys . . . all gone

    • Winder's avatar Winder says:

      I bought a lonnie mack album when I was about 15, he was pretty good. Never did get into prince very much but from the way it sounds he was pretty creative for quite awhile.

  8. Nipper's avatar Nipper says:

    Death is everywhere.

  9. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    But you are here, Nip.

  10. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    That’s the AC/DC I remember. Can’t count how many times I saw Bon and the boys . . .

  11. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Norman to the Redskins. 5/$75 mill.

    Good to see us hoarding draft picks for no reason and gathering cap space to sit on.

    Jed York, the Donald Stirling of football.

    • rob's avatar rob says:

      Yeah let’s top that and land the guy. 5 years 100 mil. why not right CHUCK.

      • rob's avatar rob says:

        The guy had all of four pics last year. Omg and two for TD’s
        So two splash plays and all of a sudden he thinks he’s Deion fucking Sanders for chrissakes. Lol

  12. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    He’s a shit-ton better than what we got, ROB!!! 19 passes defensed ain’t nothing to sneeze at.

    • Winder's avatar Winder says:

      It’s like Baalky lives in a different atmosphere than we do. Nothing wrong here, our roster is pretty much set. This fucking draft can’t come soon enough then all the bullshit will be laid out to see.

  13. Nipper's avatar Nipper says:

    Niners are rebuilding. Expensive FA are not in the cards. Baalke must have the support of Jed York for his frugal ways. Lots of cap room and getting young inexpensive players is the York way. Make lots of money in Santa Clara with the monster trucks and low payroll Niners!

  14. bigflavor's avatar Flavor says:

    Norman would have been a nice sign but I never thought it was going to happen. Niners said “for the right price.” Look, when there are multiple teams interested you don’t get the player “for the right price.” And considering how fucked up our organization is and how it’s viewed by the rest of the NFL, you don’t get anyone *for the right price* unless they suck. You overpay to get good players to come here. That’s our new reality. We are the Warriors on the early 2000’s at this point…..

  15. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Funky vid from ’76 or some such in Melbourne, Bon and the boys in early days with a studio version dubbed on the video, my favorite AC/DC tune. Body blow when Bon bought the farm, never as good after, but they survived, that’s for sure…

    • bigflavor's avatar Flavor says:

      lol, that was just like “let’s just load up on this flatbed and rock out.” Probably cost very little to produce.

  16. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    That’s a motionless as I’ve ever seen Angus.

  17. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Again, though, why have cap space when you aren’t using it? There are any number of guys they could have gotten for not too much money. Now they have scads of picks, and sure they need them, but they could have worked out a trade up for Goff.

    Ahhh, whatever. I shouldn’t fucking bother or care.

    The ownership doesn’t.

    • snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

      I’ve resigned myself to a crap Niners team for the foreseeable future. I’m almost hoping Baalke has a crap draft again so he will be fired. The York ownership can get a stadium built, but I fear it will be a long time before a championship lands again in 49er territory. As long as the Niners have no QB worth a damn, we’re screwed…

    • Winder's avatar Winder says:

      Yep.

  18. Winder's avatar Winder says:

    Feel the same way. But I already know our draft will be crap.

  19. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Keep our expectations tiny.

    Then we won’t be fucking whiny.

Comments are closed.