Playoffs?? Playoffs!!

Well that was a couple of decent games that went according to the scrip, albeit it was a little tougher for Tom Terrific of San Mateo to hold up his end of the deal. Carolina played very well until Cam Newton inexplicably misaed on 3 passes to kill a drive and threw a pick 6 on the next one to seal that one.

But Serra boy Tom Brady shredded a fairly pliant Baltimore defense in the 4th quarter after its own defense spotted Carlina 2 separate 14 point leads. Flacco looked golden at times, yet threw into double coverage late to seal that game. A fairly stupid throw to make on 2nd and 5 when you are driving for the winning score late.

Ahhh welll. It sucks to be looking in at this from the outside, but then again, there’s a tiny bit of relief that we don’t have to agonize over the outcome that may or may not be deemed acceptable.

If shit goes according to plan, we’ll have Green Bay beat Dallas, and Denver beat Indy. Then again, who knows what kind of deat Blandino cut with Jerry Jones?

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75 Responses to Playoffs?? Playoffs!!

  1. 12th man's avatar 12th man says:

    Rumor has it Ryan will be the Bills HC and he wants Roman for OC.
    For a team with no viable QB on the roster and no first round pick it makes some sense to hire a RG coordinator. Looks like Ryan will rely on D, ST and RG. Unless it turns out Harbaugh was repressing Roman’s creative abilities all along.

  2. What is Rex’s aversion to competent quarterbacking? He’s leaving Geno Smith and the Puppy Killer in NY and shuffling off to Buffalo to greet E.J. Manuel, some schmuck FA signee (possibly reunite with Sanchize) and a 4th rd draft choice from Bumfuck Egypt U.

    In addition to that creepy foot fetish of his, Ryan must be a closet masochist.
    He loves enduring the pain of watching his quarterbacks play.

  3. Of course the #1 trending topic on Twitter is “New York Bozo.”
    Rodgers used that term to audible earlier in the first half. That has endless possibilities.
    Beats the hell outta Omaha.

  4. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Wow, looks like the bus trip paid off for Dallas. If the whistle hadn’t t blown, that was a legal block. Of course the morons announcing the game don’t touch on that fact.

  5. Berger's avatar Berger says:

    Rex and Roman sound like a perfect match.

  6. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Like Davante out of Fresno. One of many they have missed on.

  7. Just when I thought the tackling couldn’t get any worse in the NFL, the Cowboys lower the bar once again.

  8. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Why does GB not go for 2 to tie it up at 21 after that TD? I don’t get that at all.
    Adams was barely open on that TD, Rogers put it right there, perfect pass. Kap can’t make that throw through a window pane…

  9. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    You take the easy points up to the 4th quarter. I guess. I might have gone for it there tho. Course they miss after their next score.

  10. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Rodgers to Rodgers for the Pack TD — Cal to Cal connection…

  11. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Time to hit room. There you go. Both these guys are hiding the ball too long.

  12. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Romo. Big play. 4th and 2 for the fame. Wow.

  13. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    The refs give th, the refs take the away.

  14. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    When you see games like this, you wonder how the Niners, with a very good D, would have done with even a semblance of a passing game…

  15. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Rex Ryan coupled with Roman as OC?
    Bills will have a stone age offense…

  16. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Time for Chris Christie to head back to New Joisey, and Jerruh back to another offseason…

  17. Berger's avatar Berger says:

    I’m guessing Garrett, who is a FA coach, Callahan, who is an OC with limited control of his offense, or Linehan, who is a master of the passing game will be available for our available OC position.

    • I beg to differ. Dallas isn’t going to break up a good thing. Especially now that they finally got one going. Even Jerry Jones isn’t that big of a mook.

      My best guess now is that they’ll stay in-house (their first plan all along) and promote either Tomsula or Fangio to HC and Mike Solari to OC. And I, like the rest of the fan base, will be completely underwhelmed.

  18. Nipper's avatar Nipper says:

    Question: Is Dennis vertical or horizontal on the sawdust floor?

  19. Alleykat's avatar Alleykat says:

    Have we traded for Peyton yet?
    Another playoff, another loss!!

  20. Berger's avatar Berger says:

    Peyton might just retire and concentrate on selling pizzas!

  21. Colts beat the Broncos today. Story of my life. I had the wrong fucking horse.

  22. bigflavor's avatar Flavor says:

    Peyton’s inability to succeed in the playoffs seems to be rubbing off on his teammates. The Broncos were bad from the play calling to the QB to all the dropped balls.
    And I loved every minute of it.

  23. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    I love the papa johns commercial where Manning says, “Doesn’t Joe just show up during the playoffs?”

    Truer words were never spoken, Peyton.

    • bigflavor's avatar Flavor says:

      It doesn’t seem like he gets the line. I’m going to believe he doesn’t get it. And that makes it all the more hilarious….

  24. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Romo and Manning bite the dust. I’d say sorry, Dennis, but I ain’t.

    • bigflavor's avatar Flavor says:

      Denny is all about those nifty reg season td’s.

      • Denny’s all about winning Super Bowls.
        FACT: We didn’t win a SB these last 3 yrs with Alex and/or Kap at QB. We’ll never know had it been different if we’d had signed Peyton Manning.

      • bigflavor's avatar Flavor says:

        convenient argument. All we do know is that Peyton sucks dick in the playoffs and you lap that shit up. Romo, too..
        Dude, is there a QB out there that you beat off to regularly that wins all these Super Bowls you covet? And if you say Brady, he better fucking win this year, right?

  25. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Joe was a lousy fantasy football player as well.

  26. Alleykat's avatar Alleykat says:

    Yeah you can spank teams all year racking up TD’s passes,40-50 pt games, But as usual the Playoffs separate the real pretenders in the end.
    Which is always the case with Peyton and his losing track record come showtime..

  27. Funny how Chuck and Flav are deflecting the pertinent comparison and are trying to make this a Manning vs Joe thing. There is no comparison. We all know that. That’s not the question.

    “We’re better off with Alex Smith.”

    Chuck should have been shot in the face the first time he uttered that statement.

  28. bigflavor's avatar Flavor says:
    • NJ49ER's avatar NJ49er says:

      5-Head and the 1-and-done couch pose 😀

      Elway oughta be tying one on right about now I’d imagine?

  29. NJ49er's avatar NJ49er says:

    We’ll know soon enough, whether our coveted next HC is still playing, if an announcement isn’t made in the next couple of days.
    Could it be Quinn or McDaniels?

    As Arte Johnson used to say….’Very Interesting’…..

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