“Raise your hand if you think this was the best preseason ever. . . . No raised hands.” To paraphrase Jimbo there, what a trainwreck this offseason has been. Just when you think the Seahawks would get all fat and happy, run for the money, and lose their focus, it turns out the 49ers were the team to shoot themselves in the feet about 15 times since February.
I won’t even start with the myriad distractions, fuckups, and arrests, but it’s safe to say the issue with the 49ers isn’t very much about on-field issues. Yes, we have a young secondary, and yes, our D line has taken a hit, along with the linebackers, but now there’s news that Michael Crabtree has a calf injury. Not sure of the prognosis yet, but hey, at least he didn’t give his leg a molly and try to bang it.
And, in what should be a very rousing start to the NFL season, we have Green Bay and their All Universe QB, Chico’s own Aaron Rodgers going up against the Legion of Boom in the great white Northwest. This game will surely be a test for Green Bay’s maligned defense, as well as an early test for Seattle’s vaunted D.
This season can’t get started fast enough. Bring it on.
Forty Niners Forever 
Jim Harbaugh is a fucking hypocrite and has done absolutely nothing but sully the reputation of this once proud and exemplary franchise. Add to the fact that he’s tightened up his sphincter, not motivated his players properly and has lost his cool at the three biggest moments during his 49er tenure as its head coach. That makes Jim Harbaugh without question the worst coach in 49er history.
Hypocrite, liar, pious SOB, self-centered egomaniac and a fucking choke artist.
Playing Ray McDonald on Sunday? We fucking *deserve* to lose.
How bout dem Cowboys!
Boo hoo Dennis. Just plead your love for Singletary and be done with it.
What about you? If you held the same standards to yourself as you do the team, you should be on a rack getting your skin peeled off in hell.
Don’t you worry. I’m getting exactly what I deserve. And I’m OK with that. I just want to see others get their just desserts as well. What’s fair is fair.
Wow. St. Dennis the martyr? Spare me the dime store religious babble.
Fuck this. This team needs to be punished. And I’m not talking Roger “Fuck you for ruining the NFL” Goodell type of punishment. I’m talking karma, bad luck or even from your God if you still even care to believe in that bullshit kind of punishment.
Bad call(s) Sunday? We had it coming.
Bad bounce of the ball? We had it coming.
Bad use of the replay booth? We had it coming.
Injuries to players? We had it coming.
If Ray McDonald gets carried out on a stretcher I will stand up and applaud. But it won’t be for the same reason why other Niner fans are clapping. He had it coming.
Yeah, if your God cares about football, then he’s a worthless god.
There is no God so the point is moot.
I didn’t take you for such a chickenshit, Dennis. You’re going to get yours but there is no God?
Is Mahatma Ghandi going to shove hot pokers up your ass when you die?
I like to now think of there being a cosmic “force” in the universe. And even after watching that movie > 200 times, the force is not with me.
Dennis, wasted life you have. Jedi Knight, you cannot be.
String theory is the cosmic force holding the universe together. Not your dime store karma
Lets declare Ray McDonald Day this Sunday! Wack the little woman in preparation for a day of football! Hope her bruises are healing. She took one for the team!
New thread is up.