Week XIII – Woolite TIme

I’m sure you guys don’t remember that old Woody Allen movie that had Gene Wilder drinking Woolite at the end of it. Not sure how these guys tied us at out house and then proceed to lose in their house to the lowly Jets, but that’s football. Some teams match up well with others, some just get your number that day.

And, seeing as that last Ram game very well may be the last start of Alex Smith’s 49er career,  at least he went out on a good note. His last throw was a TD to Michael Crabtree, and his last game and 1/3 he was 25-27 for 304 yards and 4 TDs. Anyhow, I’m not here to bury Alex, but to praise him. Or is it the other way around?

This does however, for all intents and purposes, appear to be the start of the Colin Kaepernick era no matter what Jim Harbaugh says. My thought is the Niners come out and try their new QB out and go a little more pass happy. Some of this is due to Kendall Hunter being out, but some of this is due to just getting the kid some more work. They need to get Cappy up to speed for the playoffs and we have 5 games to get this right.

I hope this isn’t going to be as crappy as the last Ram game, but I seriously don’t think the Niners let this one get away.

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527 Responses to Week XIII – Woolite TIme

  1. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Oh boy. Got to get down, Cappy.,

  2. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    Poor clock management and a penalty on that set of downs leaves the door open for Bradford now.

  3. Alleykat's avatar Alleykat says:

    Kappy did it with his legs,like i said early today.Akers just nailed the winner!!!

  4. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    This entire team has had its collective head up its ass all morning and afternoon. Coaches, too.

  5. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    Defense pitched a shutout today so far. Unfortunately, the offense did not.

  6. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    Someone on defense needs to make a play here.

  7. phil fan's avatar philippinefan says:

    Fuck goldson

  8. IH1972's avatar IH1972 says:

    Goldson: you stupid motherfucker

  9. NoFear49er's avatar NoFear49er says:

    There’s the FG range. We’re destined to screw the pooch.

  10. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    I want Dashon Goldson fucking dead. I want his family dead. I want to piss on his ashes. Fuck him.

  11. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    That was helmet to shoulder. Bad home town call.

  12. phil fan's avatar philippinefan says:

    Stinker of a dogfight. We’re working hard on losing this

  13. NoFear49er's avatar NoFear49er says:

    Unbelievable.

  14. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    OT again. Son of a Bitch.

  15. ewisco's avatar ewisco says:

    pathetic.

  16. IH1972's avatar IH1972 says:

    Thanks a lot Goldson: you piece of shit

    • Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

      That call on Goldson was wrong, though. His helmet hit Bradford’s shoulder. The Zebras screwed that one up.

  17. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    OT again. WTF are those odds?

    Kat, thanks for the jinx.

  18. Alleykat's avatar Alleykat says:

    Fuck i hate playing this team!!!!

  19. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    Defensive game big time, OT? Let’s hope not. The last run by Kapp, that playing calling was playing not to lose. Harbaugh needs to loosen that sphincter muscle in tigh games. Might as well have had Smith in there.

  20. twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

    So far, the commenters all get a “B”. Exception is the Menace, who gets a D.That’s Denny’s best grade of the year.I get an “A’ for being so kind to Kap. I’m giving him a C+ for the 4 quarters even though he left the Rams the time to tie it.

  21. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    We’re going to live or die today throwing the ball. Assuming we even get a possession here. Rams have the ball first.

  22. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    Time for the D to create a goddamn turnover.

  23. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    No pressure at all. All day for Bradford…now Jackson runs wild. Caught a break with the holding call.

    We suck.

  24. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    Awful drop by Jackson was a total gift. Now can we take advantage?

  25. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    A Vernon Davis sighting. Nice of you to join the party, VD.

  26. IH1972's avatar IH1972 says:

    So if the niners kick a FG, do the rams get another possession?

  27. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    Lets hope we don’t go too conservative here, please play to win!!

  28. phil fan's avatar philippinefan says:

    Twin is in good position to nail the spread with his “7” call

  29. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    Shit. I think has a separated shoulder by the looks of it.

  30. phil fan's avatar philippinefan says:

    92 yards of penalties by SF

  31. NoFear49er's avatar NoFear49er says:

    What in the wide world of sports is going on out there?

  32. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

  33. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    This is the first game Kapp has not had the touch on his passes.

  34. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    This game is killing the Niners. Gore looks bad.

  35. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Boy, this is fugly.

  36. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    Yep here we go, conservative, a run on 2nd and 20

  37. Alleykat's avatar Alleykat says:

    So if neither team scores in OT,can they settle it in the parking lot.

  38. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    Shitty play calling continues…Shitty everything continues…

  39. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    This play calling is on Harbaaugh, throw it down the fucking field!!!

    • Flavor's avatar Flavor says:

      Kap’s been looking down field all game, he’s not seeing anyone open—whether they’re covered or not, I don’t know…….

  40. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too many penalties. 1st and 20 on your 20 isn’t going to be very dynamioc in the play calling dep’t.

  41. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    I will start the chant, bring in Alex, bring in Alex.

  42. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    He’s short of the marker. 4th down.

  43. NoFear49er's avatar NoFear49er says:

    That’s the help we needed. It would end in a tie without the Rams’ help.

  44. phil fan's avatar philippinefan says:

    14 yard punt by Rams

  45. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    OK. Do it now. 14 yard punt. Got to go downfield right here.

  46. IH1972's avatar IH1972 says:

    Ok. Dogshit punt, let Kap air it out a couple of times

  47. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    Run? Wow that is shocking

  48. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Gores’ left arm is useless.

  49. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    Shankopotamus.

  50. Alleykat's avatar Alleykat says:

    Man recievers are stupid.You need 4 yrds they run 3 yard patterns.Thanks Quick.And thank you Punter on another beauty 14 yard punt.

  51. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    Moss knows where the 1st down marker is

  52. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    Another third down conversion, but the snap was low again. Goodwin HAS to get that crap fixed.

  53. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    Nice completion to Moss. The Rams were playing WAY too deep.
    That was easy.

  54. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    Don’t play for the long FG…

  55. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    Why can’t the other receivers know this

  56. IH1972's avatar IH1972 says:

    Calling plays like Akers has been automatic from 50, stupid

  57. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    Terrible play calling considering how shaky our kicking has been.

  58. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Oh boy. Not crazy bout that series.

  59. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    He fucking missed it. Fuck Akers.

  60. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    Rams, get ready to get the ball

  61. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    Completely, utterly expected. Stupid play calling.

  62. Flavor's avatar Flavor says:

    unfuckingreal how we can’t beat this shitty team……..

  63. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    That’s on Harbaugh as well for being a conservative mook.
    He’s coached like a pussy all day. Fuck Jimbo.

  64. NoFear49er's avatar NoFear49er says:

    We don’t look much like a SB team today.

  65. IH1972's avatar IH1972 says:

    That’s all on Harbaugh, Akers no longer reliable for long attempts

  66. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Wow. Akers sucks ass. 10-2 if not for those.

  67. Alleykat's avatar Alleykat says:

    Akers you mother fucker!!! That’s twice against this team you POS!!!!7

  68. twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

    Akers misses again but just awful play calling to leave him with 50+..

  69. IH1972's avatar IH1972 says:

    Loss coming up

  70. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    Already down to a 54-yd attempt. We are giving this one away.

  71. NoFear49er's avatar NoFear49er says:

    Akers is not 100%. This is like Jimmy Raye redux. Terrible game for Harbaugh from prep to play calling.

  72. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    At least Sea helped us out.

  73. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    Our play calling never adjusted for the poor play of our O-line today. Kappy was up around 50% on third down, despite terrible production on first and second down, but it was not enough.

  74. NoFear49er's avatar NoFear49er says:

    I was sure they’d audible out of that run.

  75. Alleykat's avatar Alleykat says:

    Huge stuff of Jackson there.Fisher really is an idiot with his play calling.

  76. NoFear49er's avatar NoFear49er says:

    Is this where the Rams successful FG is nullified by a delay of game?

  77. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    Watch for them trying to draw you offside.

  78. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    We DESERVED to lose that game.

  79. NoFear49er's avatar NoFear49er says:

    Well, shit! We had it coming I guess.

  80. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    Well, after they tied it, I expected to lose, we deserved to lose, and we did lose.

  81. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Still ahead of the Bears at least.

  82. IH1972's avatar IH1972 says:

    Absolutely deserved this loss. Piece of shit effort by offense, and Akers

  83. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    Jim Harbaugh coached the worst game of his life. He should look in the mirror and do some self-evaluation. Terrible coaching.

  84. Alleykat's avatar Alleykat says:

    Another deserving loss.Play to lose.

  85. ewisco's avatar ewisco says:

    that’s on harbaugh. I think he’s got a mess on his hands.

  86. rtfirefly's avatar rtfirefly says:

    Just one word I learned from Jim Bouton:
    SHITFUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

  87. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    You could see by the end of the first quarter we were having trouble running up the middle. We stayed with the conservative play calling and inside running and sat on a paltry lead, then called a dangerous pitch play deep in our own end. Then even after it was tied we refused to adjust for the poor game by the O-line. Just not an intelligently called game by GR and Harbaugh. A very strong defensive effort for most of the game gets flushed down the toilet.

  88. Flavor's avatar Flavor says:

    Outside of the Kap big run and maybe 2 decent passes, the Rams D shut our O down all game. The Rams Fucking D………

  89. Flavor's avatar Flavor says:

    Akers needs to carry a big share of the responsibility of this loss. If it’s because he’s hurt then the Niners should have sat him for this game.
    But I don’t think it’s cause he’s hurt, he’s been missing field goals all season long……..

  90. Flavor's avatar Flavor says:

    by the way, huge kudos to the Rams kicker—a 50+ to send it to overtime and then a 50+ to win it in OT? Has that ever happened before? He kicked 107 yards of FG on those 2 kicks and both were good by a country mile………

  91. TOUCHDOWN TOMMY's avatar TOUCHDOWN TOMMY says:

    Except for Delanie Walker’s drop where was the dynamic deep balls?
    Where was Vernon Davis?

  92. twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

    The loss is hardly on Colin but he really did little to win it either. In divvying up blame, I’d go 60% Jimbo, 20% Kap, 10% OL, 9% Akers, 1% Alex.

    • NoFear49er's avatar NoFear49er says:

      I put 95% on Alex. His dumb look on the sidelines spread bad juju to every coach and player.

      • ewisco's avatar ewisco says:

        Alex. no question. i’d also up the o-line contribution. no holes, no protection. bad combination.

    • Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

      30% Roman, 20% Harbaugh, 20% O-line, 10% Delanie Walker, 10% Kap, 10% everyone else (Akers, etc.).

      Akers missed the kick but I think everyone in California expected that. We all knew it was stupid to put him in that position.

  93. phil fan's avatar philippinefan says:

    D only gave up a 2 point conversion period I think. Niners continue their iron clad pattern of 2 good games and one piece of shit. Accordingly we should win against MIA and NE then lose to Sea.

    Del Mar is this week’s genius I’m sorry to say….

    Ok back to watching “Pablo” approach:

    http://www.ssd.noaa.gov/mtsat/twpac/flash-wv.html

    Flying coconuts here we come

  94. NoFear49er's avatar NoFear49er says:

    If I had to blame a single thing it would be that play backed up in our endzone. Stupid play call, bad snap, bad decision by Kaep and bad play by Ginn(?). Then we couldn’t stop a two pointer either.

  95. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    Gore had one run for 23 yards… and 22 more carries for just 25 yards. You can’t win wasting downs like that.

  96. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    We’re staring 10-5-1 in the face with SEA and NE on the road. The Packers don’t look to lose another game or maybe one at the most to finish 11-5 or better. That playoff bye week is going bye bye…
    I’d like to wave Harbaugh bye bye right now. He stinks on ice.

    • Flavor's avatar Flavor says:

      you’re a freaking idiot.
      Harbaugh brought this team back to relevance in just about the shortest amount of time ANY coach could do it in.
      Dennis, you’d be the last guy I’d ever want to be in a foxhole with—you bail on people at the slightest hint of trouble……

      • Alleykat's avatar Alleykat says:

        He would bail on you for sure BF,after he tosses in the grenade..

      • Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

        You’d be the last guy I’d want to be in the sportsbook with. You bet on Alex Smith > Peyton Manning. That’s the worst bet in history. What’s next, you taking Mr. Ed > Secretariat in a match race?

      • Flavor's avatar Flavor says:

        haha, this coming from a chalk-eating weasel who’s probably never cashed an IRS ticket at the track in his life. Learn how to bet the horses and win before you start talking about me. You bet the favorite again, by the way, with your bet on Manning. Shocker. A fav you bet on finally came in. How happy you must be.
        Look you fuck, it’s not like Manning was begging to come to the Niners and we rejected him. The Bronco’s gave him a deal he couldn’t refuse. And no matter how this year pans out, and unfortunately I was wrong about him getting hurt in a game, there is no way in fucking hell that I’d want Manning getting 40 million guaranteed over the following 2 seasons. And it might not happen this year, but He WILL get hurt and hopefully it will knock him out for a long time–for that, the Bronc’s get to fork over another 40 mil over the following 2 seasons (and probably more after that).
        I’d take Kap in a nano-second right now over another 40 (minimum) to 70 million due to Manning after this season is over. And your dumb ass should get that but you won’t……….

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