For real or not? Riding the accolades of last year, or living up to the preseason hype?
These questions, and more will be answered today, on As the Harbaugh Churns . . .
This SHOULD be a not-very-difficult game, but as we know, on any given Sunday.
Post of the Year
NJ49er says:
September 7, 2011 at 7:40 pm (Edit)
I see this Season starting with lots of motion and ground attack.
Our OL is going to take time to adjust to the new system, however, a WCO should help them once Alex and the WRs get into the necessary rhythm.
Game 1, lots of Gore and Hunter, 9ers win a close one. I do expect Harbaugh to take some deep shots though, VD and Braylon will be a nice duo.
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bakkentom says:
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we got in the record books on Sunday
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2025 Schedule
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9 - 4
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1 – 9/7 SF 17 - Sea 13
2 – 9/14 SF 26 - NO 21
3 – 9/21 SF 16 - AZ 15
4 – 9/28 Jax 26 - SF 21
5 – 10/2 SF 26 - LA 23
6 – 10-12 TB 30 - SF 19
7 – 10/19 SF 20 - Atl 10
8 – 10/26 Hou 26 - SF 15
9 – 11/2 SF 34 - NYG 24
10 – 11/9 Rams 42 - SF 26
11 – 11/16 SF 41 - AZ 22
12 – 11/24 SF 20 - Carol 9
13 – 11/30 SF 26 - Cle 8
14 – 12/7 - BYE
15 – 12/14 Titans - 1:25 pm
16 – 12/22 @ Colts - 5:15 pm (Mon)
17 – 12/28 Chicago - 5:20 pm
18 – 1/4 - Seattle - 1:00 pm -
2025 Draft
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1-Mykel Williams DE - GA
2-Alfred Collins DT - TX
3-Nick Martin - LB OK ST
3-Upton Stout - CB WKY
4-CJ West - DT Indy
4-Jordan Watkins - WR Miss
5-Jordan James - RB Ore
5-Marques Sigle - S K State
7-Kurtis Rourke - QB Indy
7-Conner Colby OL Iowa
7-Junior Bergen - WR Mt -
UDFAs
LB Stone Blanton, Mississippi State
RB Corey Kiner, Cincinnati
OL Drew Moss, Colorado
WR Isaiah Neyor, Nebraska
CB Jakob Robinson, BYU
DL Sebastian Valdez, Washington -
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1 · SF 32 - NYJ 19
2 · Minn 23 - SF 17
3 · LA 27 - SF 24
4 · SF 30 - NE 13
5 · AZ 24 - SF 23
6 · SF 36 - Sea 24
7 · KC 28 - SF 18
8 · SF 30 - Dal 24 -
WEEK 9 BYE
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10 · SF 23 - TB 20
11 · Sea 20 - SF 17
12 · GB 38 - SF 10
13 · Buff 35 - SF 10
14 · SF 38 - Chi 13
15 · LAR 12 - SF sux
16 · Miami 29 - SF 17
17 · Deet 40 - SF 34
18 · AZ 47 - SF 24 -
2024 Draft
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- 1 (31) Rickey Persall WR, Fla
- 2 (64) R Green CB, Fl St
- 3 (86) Dom Puni OL, Kan
- 4 (124) Mustapha, S Wak For
- 4 (129) RB Guerendo, L'ville
- 4 (135) WR Cowing, AZ
- 6 (215) G J Kingston, USC
- 7 (251) LB Bethune, Fl St
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UDFA
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Cody Schrader, RB, Mo
Drake Nugent, C, Mich
Evan Anderson, DL, FAU
Mason Pline, TE, Furman
Tanner Mordecai, QB, Wis
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2023 Schedule
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14-6
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1 - SF 30 - Pitts 7
2 - SF 30 - LAR 23
3 – SF 30 - NYG 12
4 – SF 35 - AZ 16
5 – SF 42 - Dal 10 - fuck yeah!
6 – Cleve 19 - SF 17 - fuck no!
7 – Minn 22 - SF 17 *gulp*
8 – Cincy 31 - SF 17 *freefallin'*
9 – BYE
10 – SF 34 - Jax 3 boooooom!
11 – SF 27 - TB 14 boom
12 – SF 31 - Sea 13 - fuck Pete!
13 – SF 42 - Philly 19 - FUCK YES!
14 – SF 28 - Sea 16 - SQUALK!
15 – SF 45 - AZ 29 - Tweet! BOOM!
16 – Balt 33 - SF 19 - Thuuuuud!!
17 – SF 27 - Wash 10
18 – LA 21 - SF 20 -
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SF 21 - GB 17 @ SF - Squeeeeeek!
SF 34 - Deet 31 0ooheartattack! -
SUPER BOWL!!!!!!! -
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2023 Draft Picks
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3: 87-S Ji’Ayir Brown, Penn St
3: 99-K Jake Moody, Mich
3: 101-TE Cameron Latu, Ala
5: 155-CB Darrell Luter Jr., S Ala
5: 173-DL Robert Beal Jr., Ga
6: 216-LB Dee Winters, TCU
7: 247-TE Brayden Willis, Okla
7: 253-WR Ronnie Bell, Mich
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49ers 2022 Season
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All games Pacific time
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15-5
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1 Chi 19 - SF 10
2 SF 27 - Sea 7
3 Den 11 - SF 10
4 SF 24 - LA 9
5 SF 37 - Carol 15
6 Atl 28 - SF 14
7 KC 44 - SF 23
8 SF 31 - LA 14
9 - BYE -
10 SF 22 - SD 16
11 SF 38 - AZ 10
12 SF 13 - NO 0
13 SF 33 - Miami 17
14 SF 35 - TB 7
15 SF 21 - Sea 13
16 SF 37 - Wash 20
17 SF 37 - LV 34
18 SF 38 - AZ 13 -
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SF 41 - Sea 23
SF 19 - Dall 12
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2022 Draft
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- 2-61 DL Drake Jackson, USC
- 3-93 RB Tyrion Davis-Price, LSU
- 3-105 WR Danny Gray, SMU
- 4-134 OL Spencer Burford, UTSA
- 5-172 CB Samuel Womack, Toledo
- 5-187 OL Nick Zakelj, Fordham
- 6-220- DL Kalia Davis, UCF
- 6-221 DB Tariq Castro-Fields, Penn State
- 7-262 QB Brock Purdy, Iowa State
2021 Season
       12-8
1: SF 41 – Det 33
2: SF 17 – Phi 11
3: GB 30- SF 28
4: Sea 28 –Â SF 21
5: AZ 17 – SF 10
6:Â Â Bye
7: Indy 30 – SF 18
8: SF 33 – Chi 22
9: AZ 31 – SF 17
10: SF 31 – LA 10
11: SF 30 – Jax 10
12: SF 34 – Minn 26
13: Sea 30 – SF 23
14: SF 26 – Cincy 23
15: SF 31 – Atl 13
16: Tenn 20 – SF 17
17: SF 23 – Hou 7
18: SF 27 – LAR 24PLAYOFFS
SF 23 – Dal 17
SF 13 – GB 10NFC Championship Game
LA 20 – SF 17
Fuck this
2021 Draft
7 picks
- Round 1, pick 3 – Trey Lance, QB, North Dakota State
- R 2, 48 (from LV) – Aaron Banks, G, Notre DameÂ
- R 3, 88 (from LAR) – Trey Sermon, RB, Ohio St
- R 3, 102 – Ambry Thomas, CB, Michigan
- R 5, 155 – Jaylon Moore, OG, Western Michigan
- R 5, 172 – Deommodore Lenoir, CB, Oregon
- R 5, 180 – Talanoa Hufanga, S, USC
- R 6, 194 – Elijah Mitchell, RB, Louisiana
2020 Season
6 – 10
1 AZ 24 – SF 20
2Â SF 31 – NYJ 13
3Â SF 36 – NYG 9
4Â Philly 25 – SF 20
5Â Miami 43 – SF 17
6 SF 24 – LAR 16
7Â SF 33 – NE 6
8Â Sea 37 – SF 27
9 GB 34 – SF 17
10 NO 27 – SF 13
11            –      BYE
12 SF 23 – LAR 20
13Â Buff 34 – SF 24
14Â Wash 23 – SF 15
15 Dal – 41 – SF 33
16Â SF 20 – AZ 12
17 Sea 26 – SF 232020 draft
1: 14th (from Bucs)
DT Javon Kinlaw, SCar1: 25th (from Vikes)
WR Brandon Aiyuk, AZ State5: 153rd (from Miami)
OL Colton McKivitz, WVa6: 190th (from Eagles)
TE Charlie Woerner, GA7: 217th (from Lions)
WR Jauan Jennings, Tennessee49ers 2019 Season
           15 – 3
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1: SF 31 – TB 17
2: SF 41 – Cincy 17
3: SF 24 – Pitts 20
4: Bye week
5: SF 31 – Cle 3
6: SF 20 – LAR 7
7: SF 9 – Wash 0
8: SF 51 – Car 13
9: SF 28 – AZ 25
10: Sea 27 – SF 24
11: SF 36 – AZ 26
12: SF 37 – GB 8
13: Balt 20 – SF 17
14: SF 48 – NO 46
15: Atl 29 – SF 22 ooops
16: SF 34 – LA 31
17: SF 26 – Sea 21 de ja vu!Div: SF 27 – Minn 10
NFC: SF 37 – GB 20
SB: KC 31 – SF 20
FUUUUUUUUUCK2019 Niner Draft Picks
49ers 2018 Season (4 – 12 [BDN 3-5])
1Â Minn 24 – SF 16
2 SF 30 – Det 27
3 KC 34 – SF 28
4 SD 29 – SF 27
5 AZ 28 – SF 18
6 GB 33 – SF 30
7 Rams 39 – SF 10
8 Cards 18 – SF 15
9 49ers 34 – Oak 3
10 NYG 27 – SF 23
11Â Â Â Â – BYE –
12 TB 27 – SF 09
13 Sea 43 – SF 16
14 SF 20 – Den 14
15 SF 26 – Sea 23
16 Chi 14 – SF 9
17 LAR 48 – SF 32Pffffffffffffffffft
2018 Niner Draft
1 (9) Mike McGlinchey, OT, ND
2 (44) Dante Pettis, WR, Wash
3 (70) Fred Warner, OLB, BYU
3 (95) Tarv. Moore, S, S Miss
4 (128) Kent. Street, DE, NC St
5, (142) D.J. Reed, DB, K State
6 (184) Marcell Harris, DB, Fla
7 (223) Jul. Taylor, DT Temple
7 (240) Rick James, WR M Ten St2017 Season
Regular Season (6-10)
Garoppolo 5-0Sept. 10 Carol 23 – SF 3
Sept. 17 Sea 12 – SF 9
Sept. 21 LA 41 – SF 39
Oct. 1 AZ 18 – SF 12 (OT)
Oct. 8 Indy 26 – SF 23 (OT)
Oct. 15 Wa 26 – SF 24
Oct. 22 Dall 40 – SF 10Â
Oct. 29 Phi 40 – SF 13
Nov. 5 AZ 20 – SF 10
Nov. 12 SF 31 – NYG 21
Sunday, Nov. 19 Bye
Nov. 26 Sea 33 – SF 13
Dec. 3 SF 15 – Chi 14Â
Dec. 10 SF 26 – Hou 16
Dec. 17 SF 25 – Tenn 23
Dec. 24 SF 44 –Â Jax 33
Dec. 31 SF 33 – LA 132017 Draft
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3. Solomon Thomas, DE Snodfart
31. Reuben Foster, LB Alabama
66. Ahkelo Witherspoon, CB Colo

104. C.J. Beathard, QB Iowa
121. Joe Williams, RB Utah

146. George Kittle, TE Iowa

177. Trent Taylor, WR Louisiana Tech
198. D.J. Jones, DT Mississippi
202. Pita Taumoepenu, LB Utah

229. Adrian Colbert, CB Miami2016 Season
2 – 14 (We OWN the Rams!!)
SF 28 – LA 0
Panthers 46 – SF 28
Sea 37 – SF 18
Dal 24 – SF 17
AZ 33 – SF 21
Buff 45 – SF 16
TB 34 – SF 17
NO 87 – SF 20
AZ 23 – SF 20
NE 30 – SF 17
Miami 31 – SF 24
Chi 26 – SF 6
NYJ 23 – SF 17
Atl 473 – SF 13
SF 22 – LA 21
Sea 25 – SF 232016 Draft
1: 7 – Ore DL DeForest Buckner
1: 28 - Stanford G Joshua Garnett
3: 68 – Miss State CB Will Redmond
4: 133 - LSU CB Rashard Robinson
5: 142 – App State DL Ronald Blair
5: 145 – Georgia OL John Theus
5: 174 – Ole Miss OL Fahn Cooper
6: 207 – Louisiana QB Jeff Driskel
6: 211 – Florida RB Kelvin Taylor
6: 213 – Mich St WR Aaron Burbridge
7: 249 – W Ky CB Prince Charles Iworah2015 Season
5 – 11? Fuuuuuck1 SF 20 – Minn 3
2 Pitt 43 – SF 18
3 AZ 47 – SF 7 –
4 GB 21 – SF 6
5 NYG 30 – SF 27
6 SF 25 – Balt 20
7 Sea 20 – SF 3
8 StL 27 – SF 6
9 SF 17 – Atl 16
10 Bye Week
11 Sea 29 – SF 13
12 AZ 19 – SF 13
13 SF 26 – Chi 20
14 Cle 24 – SF 10
15 Cincy 24 – SF 14
16 Det 32 – SF 17
17 SF 19 – StL 162015 Draft
1 (17). Arik Armstead, DL, Ore
2 (14). Jaquiski Tartt, S, Samford
3 (15). Eli Harold, OLB, Virginia
4 (18). Blake Bell, TE, Oklahoma
4 (27). Mike Davis, RB, SCar
4 (33). DeAndre Smelter, WR, GT
5 (29). Bradley Pinion, P, Clemson
6 (14). Ian Silberman, OL, BC
7 (27). Trenton Brown, OL, Florida
7 (37). Rory Anderson, TE, SCar2014 Season
8-8
1 9-7 SF 28 – Alice 17
2 9-14 Chi 28 – SF 20
3 9-21 AZ 23 – SF 14
4 9-28 SF 26 – Iggles 21
5 10-5 SF 22 – KC 17
6 10-13 SF 31 – StL 17
7 10-19 Den 72 – SF 3
8 BYE WEEK
9 11-2 StL 13 – SF 10
10 11-9 SF 27 – NO 24
11 11-16 SF 16 – NYG 13
12 11-23 SF 17 – Wash 13
13 11-27 Sea 19 – SF 3
14 12-7 Oak 24 – SF 13
15 19-6 Squalks
16 30-27 SD – fuck, I don’t care
17 SF 20 – AZ 172014 Niner Draft
1 (30). Jimmie Ward db NlU
2 (57). Carlos Hyde rb Ohio St
3 (70). Marcus Martin c USC
3 (77). Chris Borland ilb Wisc
3 (100). Brandon Thomas ol Clem
4 (106). Bruce Ellington wr SCar
4 (129). Dontae Johnson cb NC St
5 (150). Aaron Lynch olb S Fla
5 (170). Keith Reaser cb Fla Atl
6 (180). Kenneth Ackercb SMU
7 (243). Kaleb Ramsey de BC
7 (245). Trey Millard fb Ok49ers Season (14-5)
PRE 8/08 Donkeys 10 – SF 6
PRE 8/16 SF 15 – Chefs 13
PRE 8/25 SF 34 – Vikes 14
PRE 8/29 SF 41 SanDawgs 6
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01 9/08 SF 34 – GB 28
02 9/15 Sea 29 – SF 3
03 9/22 Indy 27 – SF 7
04 9/26 SF 35 – StL 11
05 10/06 SF 34 – Hou 3
06 10/13 SF 32 – AZ 20
07 10/20 SF 31 – Tenn 17
08 10/27 SF 42 – Jax 10
09 Bye Week
10 11/10 Carol 10 – SF 9
11 11/17 NO 23 – SF 20
12 11/25 SF 27 – Skins 6
13 12/01 SF 23 – Rams 13
14 12/08 SF 19 – Sea 17!!
15 12/15 SF 33 – TB 14
16 12/23 SF 34 – Atl 24
17 12/29 SF 23 – AZ 20PLAYOFFS (2-1)
1/5/14 SF 23 – GB 20
1/12/14 SF 23 – Carolina 10
1/19/14 Sea 23 – SF 17
Not again!2013 Draft
1 – Eric Reid – LSU – S
2 – Tank Carradine – Fla St – DE
2 – V McDonald – Rice – TE
3 – Corey Lemonier – Aub – DE
4 – Quinton Patton – La Te – WR
4 – Marcus Lattimore – SCr – RB
5 – Quinton Dial – Bama – DE
6 – Nick Moody – OLB – Fla
7 – B. J. Daniels – So Fla – QB
7 – Carter Bykowski – Iowa S – OT
7 – Marcus Cooper – Ruts – CB49ers 2012 Season (13-5-1)
W Sun 9/9 SF 30 – GB 22
W Sun 9/16 SF 27 – Det 19
L Sun 9/23 Minn 24 – SF 13
W Sun 9/30 SF 34 – NYJ 0
W Sun 10/7 SF 45 – Buff 3
L Sun 10/14 NY 26 – SF 3
W Thu 10/18 SF 13 – Sea 6
W Mon 10/29 SF 24 – AZ 3
. . . . . . . . . . . Bye . . . . . . . . .
T Sun 11/11 SF 24 – StL 24
W Mon 11/19 SF 32 – Chi 7
W Sun 11/25 SF 31 – NO 21
L Sun 12/2 StL 16 – SF 13
W Sun 12/9 SF 27 – Mia 13
W Sun 12/16 SF 41 – NE 34
L Sun 12/23 Sea 100 – SF 3
W Sun 12/30 SF 27 – AZ 13Playoffs
W Sat 1/12 SF 45 – GB 31
W Sun 1/20 SF 28 – Atl 24Super Bowl
Sun 2/3 Balt 34 – SF 31
The horror. The horror . . .All time PST
2012 Draft Picks
1: WR A.J. Jenkins — Illini
2: RB LaMichael James — Ore
4: OL Joe Looney — Wake Forest
5: LB Darius Fleming — ND
6: S Trenton Robinson — Mich St
6: OL Jason Slowey — W Ore
7: DE Cam Johnson — VaBlog Stats
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San Francisco 49ers Forever 
Another ugly Sanchez pass.
Wow. From ugly to Bride of Frankenstein here. The New York media is going to be eating the Jets alive tomorrow.
The best thing to happen to the Jets tomorrow would be if the fucking terrorists would hit the new World Trade Center still under completion to take away the headlines from their sorry asses.
Surely I jest.
poor taste
Larry Grant blocks one
Running the ball at will… Nice.
Lions got a TD – and Percy Harvin answers with another KO return TD.
Yeah, the UFO Coyotes are getting killed. Ponder’s been nearly shut out.
Bummer. Without the penalty, Alex tacks on about 20 to his QB rating 😉
He did not have as good a game as the first two weeks today. Got some things to work on. But he started another no-interception streak. Against the Jets, that’s about all he needed. But they won’t all be this easy.
Our next opponent, the Bills had the Pats down 21-7 at one point today. Not so much anymore. It’s 42-21 late in the 4th: 35 unanswered points by NE.
New boy Wilson just ran out of miracles for Seattle. His third INT of the day seals it for the Rams.
Beast Mode had 118 and a TD. Could not overcome the QB turnovers, though.
excellent fuck the seahawks
seconded
Chuck, Flavor, Grumpy. barley basically called the blow uot this week. Well done gentlemen
Classy, smart move by Kaep to slide short of the goal line.
Yes very nice
He slid untouched over the goal line, touchdown?
No actually he slid Short so as Not to score again. No use prolonging da agony and risk of injury he said later
So.every QB has a great game every week? You guys have a totally different standard for Alex than other QBs. “But they won’t all be this easy”..no, they won’t. And he’s shown he plays up to the level of competion, as well. See Brees, Rodgers, Stafford…
Alex done enuf to win with our RBs and our D
There in lies the rub….unless your name is Trent Dilfer or Brad Johnson, you’re not winning the SB. It’s happened twice in 46 years. If you think another “Game Manager” will win the SB this year, you’re asking to hit the trifecta. I can tell ya how hard that is to hit from many years of experience…
Guess just what happened? TD Peyton Manning! It might be a little harder now for Flav to win the total TD portion of our bet if Alex continues to sit on the sidelines when we’re in the Red Zone.
Guess what? Ain’t that a shame..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNNiBcU3BR4
Continues to? One play? You fucking moron, take the Ledger, it’s time…
Well, if you throw picks, you’re going to lose. Ask Wilson in Seattle today. His three cost them a game today with the Rams. Alex has gotten very good at avoiding turnovers. He’s now hitting his WRs, something he did not do much last year. We’ve converted on third down, even third and long at times this year. Today we slipped back to 33% (4 of 12) but we’re still ahead of where we were last year. Overall, we’re doing pretty well. The trend is good, we seem to be gradually adding capability. The home run threat from the passing game is the one area we’re still struggling with a little. If Alex gets that going, we can beat anyone, any time.
I never said they do – just that we have stuff to work on. Throwing deep requires near perfect timing, as your receivers will be moving at full speed, far from the QB. Neither Alex nor Colin showed the requisite timing today. It’s something you have to keep doing to get good at. This is one of the last pieces we need for this team to be a legitimate SB team – the ability to strike deep when needed. Guys like Brees and Rodgers have been doing it all along. Now Alex needs to develop that timing (with someone other than VD). He used to throw pretty well deep to Antonio Bryant back under Norv; no reason in my mind he cannot develop that rapport with Moss and Crabs. We’re just not there yet.
well said grump…at least we’re taking some shots down the field finally
Yeah, like I said, you have to DO it to ever get good at it. I liked the aggressive play calling down the field today. Hopefully in two weeks time, we’ll be connecting on a couple of those to Moss and Crabs instead of just missing them.
Well, there was a holding not called on a deep ball early, and a poor effort by Mario one later. And the t throw into triple coverage by Kappy. And yes, a couple misses by Alex. What’s interesting though, is how much ball security is dismissed as “game management”. Even the Menace’s heart throb said it- the single most important thing is still having the ball after the play is over. And that’s not just safety, it requires skill and smarts to not turn the ball over- and toughness…
Good win on the road. We needed that.
Yes we did Chico. Well done guys
Wow. Carolina pinned the Falcons at their one, leading by one, one minute left. Ryan immediately completes a 60 yard pass to White. The Falcons are likely going to pull this one out.
Falcons win, 30-28.
NIners swung and did not miss against a horrible opponent.
Defense came back from last week and dominated, as it should have against a bad Jets squad.
The passing game offense needs to get it together; should have been better against a bad D and no Revis. Kaep plays are cool on the one hand, on the other, lend some strangeness and awkwardness to the proceedings. Not sure about what it says going forward about Alex’s role overall. Questions will no doubt be asked about it…
By who? Smith is the QB.
It’s great you pull for Smith, as the starting QB of the team I support so do I, but why is it a pre-requisite to ignoring the FACT that Kap contributed and did so with zeal? Or that Smith missed on the long ball as he has done so his entire career no matter who was coordinator. Face some facts while your busy with your pom poms.
It’s a nice problem to have. Called depth, insurance. Questions will be answered on the field of play and by the coaches…not us fans
Sure, but we can ask as many as we like.
Yes, true dat
Peyton’s completed 8 straight. 2 more were called back by penalty. The Broncs have gone to a no-huddle right off the bat.
I’m so fucking happy that that Pete Carroll and his Seahwags lost to the Lambs today.
He and his team had that shit coming. Fuck ’em.
I’ll be even happier if Harbaugh continues to own his sorry smug ass this year.
“What’s your deal?”
How bad was Sanchez today? 13 of 29, only 103 yards. 0 TDs, 1 INT. QBR = 39.9. That giant sucking sound? Yeah, that’s Sanchez.
Alex had an ordinary day, 78.1 QBR, no TDs, but no picks. Not his best game, but he did not hurt the team either.
You may not not like Alex, Dennis…. but between him and Sanchez, there is no comparison.
And Peyton? He is good. But he is also playing the Raiders today. Gotta keep that in perspective.
Maybe George Costanza has some elevator shoes he can loan Miss Manning.
And you think Alex (same career playoff record as Tim Tebow) Smith is Dennis’s cat’s meow. Yeah, right.
Peyton Manning is 13/17 for 134 yds a TD to start his day.
Did we sign that guy yet?
I have no idea what the fuck you are talking abou regarding Smith and Wet Brain.. And Teblow couldn’t even get the call after Sanchez sucked donkey dick all day.
Sanchez is leaving Ryan with no good options there. He clearly is not going to be a consistent winner. But Tebow is not the kind of guy who can sustain drives. He’ll hit some home runs, but he’ll also wear your defense out. I predict they’ll implode badly by December. With a NY media feeding frenzy and toxic locker room.
How many teams go out and get a QB who’s even worse than Sanchez? I’m sure Jamarcus was available.
Even comparing Teblow to Smith on any level is a good sign of impending soggy noodle.
It’s ridiculous, true. I like Tebow as my local hometown boy But he’s not in Kappy’s league even. No contest I’ll admit
Tebow hasn’t had the chance to have a drive yet. He’s only subbed in on a few individual plays (as QB) all season.
I predicted before the season he’d take over as starter. I stand by that.
He very well may – because at some point, Ryan is going to get killed in NY if he does make a change. But I doubt it will help. Particularly if Holmes is out a while. And if their D keeps giving up 180 yards a game rushing. A guy like Tebow may generate some excitement, but he won”t give them the kind of ball control offense that will turn their fortunes around. I would not be surprised if they draft a QB this coming Spring.
*does not* make a change.
Tebow, 2 seasons 1-1 career playoff record, including a win over the defending conference champions.
Alex, 7 seasons 1-1 career playoff record.
Dennis’ cat got a hairball on your tongue, Crabby?
That’s your only benchmark? Hilarious. If you’d really take Teblow ovber Smith, you’re even dumber than the Menace.
I think we may have to go back to Bobby Douglass to find a worse throwing QB than T-Blow. Geez, at least the Menace is talking good QBs…
That non-PI call on Colston was fucking preposterous. Bring back the replacement refs!
Tebow was clearly the second best Wildcat QB on that field today. Kaepernick’s speed running is scary, and he has quite an arm. He has a hell of a lot to learn about reading defenses and the other little details of playing quarterback, but he is light years ahead of Tebow in terms of being ready to start regularly and have consistent production. The Jets would probably take him in a heartbeat if they could. They might take Tolzien at this point, for that matter.
And, NO, Kaep won’t unseat Alex this year, but he has a lot of potential. Alex will need to keep elevating his game to keep ahead in the coming year or two. The competition should make them both better. I think it’s a good problem for this team to have.
BINGO!
Of course Alex won’t be supplanted. It’s great to have the change of pace Kapperbow gives us, that’s no reflection on Smith, it’s just taking advantage of your weapons. Anyway, I’ll leave RT and the Menace beating off to other team’s QBs. See ya next week for another win..
not so sure about that Grump, A few poor performances, and that’s quite possible, will change that dynamic.
Unless Smith gets hurt, Kaep will only see the field in the Wildcat, or, just maybe, in garbage time one or two games this year. Book it. Harbaugh is not going to create a QB controversy unless he has no other choice. And this team has already shown it can win with Alex. It’s all about getting over the playoffs hurdle now and winning a championship. Kaep will get his chance to compete next year, but he is going to have to demonstrate he can outplay Smith in practice before JH lets him have a shot at starting. I think he is still at least a year away. Kind of like Steve Young was when he first came here. A lot of talent, but a lot of things to learn about being a QB. But if he ever figures it all out, with his athleticism, he could be an outstanding QB.
Hey, TF. How are you and your other 87% of mooks looking on that Timmy vs Zito ERA challenge? That’s what I thought. 13% rules. Lookie here. If Bochy starts that long-haired, pipe smoking no good POS from Seattle in the NLDS > Zito, well, you know what I’m gonna say next…
WE DESERVE TO LOSE!!!
PS. I hope Melky Cabrera gets run over by a bus. I have no problem with cheating, I actually encourage and condone it. But I’ll be goddamn if you get caught. I will not tolerate incompetence. I hope his first born male child gets left at the alter.
Yankees > Nationals in 6. You don’t even need to watch.
I never responded to your poll because only a noodle brained troll would propose such a thing. in the first place. If Tim’s ERA was a hundred he’ll get the call over Zits..
Whether you responded and voted on my poll is immaterial. You commented, more than once, might I add, that Timmy would win the ERA battle. And you were also quoted as saying if Zito did win, our team would be screwed. Well? Here we are awaiting the postseason.
So help me fucking Christ. If Bochy trots out The Horse, Bum and the Haircut Boy to start the NLDS, I will be rooting for us to lose Game 3. Why? You know goddamn well why. WE DESERVE TO LOSE!!
Hey Chuck what’s the score with the widget for DM/Flavor’s bet? Update?
Hey, Phil. Please be honest. Are you rooting for me to lose those bets?
I can take it.
Side note from my “I’m a Man quip” That very YouTube video collection is showing a clip from “Louie.” Louie C.K. I had the pleasure of meeting Louie many years ago while he was still working the clubs trying to find his niche in SF. I like to think I’m funny sometimes, but Louie has me and everyone else beat in spades. Louie is one funny motherfucker.
No I’m not rooting fer youse to lose my friend. Only reason I’m asking is to try to understand those bets and see what the standings are. You and Flavor have a lot more betting savvy than summa us mooks…
In other news Miami is up 10-0 over da Cards, a good thing
Great news. The Fins are my AFC team, have been since I was a kid.
I don’t like Miami, but if they can end this “Kolb is not so bad after all” nonsense, more power to them.
I just want a fins win so we take back the lead (tied) in our division.
Yep. The Seacraps lost too. Poor Pete Carroll.
Screw Pete Carroll. My deal is, *you suck*, mother fucker.
I feel the same way about his protege Lame Kitten, too.
Update: Peyton Manning is now 22/27 for 254 and 2 TDs thru 2 1/2 quarters.
Please. Somebody tell me again that we’re better off with Alex Smith.
Nigga puh-leeease.
Manning is tearing up an awful Raider D
Goddammit! TD Larry Fitz and the Cards. I hate to say it, but Kolb isn’t playing horribly. I guess that’s a back-handed compliment.
All things being equal, Manning should outplay Alex in terms of TDs and maybe even QBR. Alex will have fewer INTs and more wins with his current team. The bet was TD-INT differential, correct?
IIRC, Flavor took the bet believing that Manning will likely not start all 16 games, and therefore Alex will edge him out. There is some logic to it. OTOH, injuries are so damned unpredictable that i would not take that bet.
The real problem with Manning coming here was, Harbaugh is committed to a style of play and an offensive tempo that is not what Peyton is comfortable with.
Grump, I agree. Especially the point you made about Harbaugh being committed and “pious” about his offense. Jimbo’s too goddamn stubborn in his ways to allow a better option to take over. Jimbo thinks he can win the SB with Alex doing it his way rather than winning the SB with Peyton Manning running the show.
A pious man is one who would be an atheist if the king were.
~ Jean de la Bruyere
I don’t want the Menace to think I boogied when Miss Manning was playing well- but wasn’t the bet for performance against NFL teams? But I must say it’s looking like Manning would have edged Kappy out for the 2…
You guys know that I HATE the Raiders with a passion. My upstairs neighbor, she is the biggest silver and black fan. I love giving’ her shit when they lose. Looks like I’ll have to use a couple of shovels to give it to Kathy today.
Fuck the Raiders!
Ground n Pound: Niners with 245 yards on 34 carries. Kap with 50 on da ground. Michigan State; Bo would be proud
Phil, I believe you mean the University of Michigan and Bo Schembechler.
Go maize and blue!
yep correct
I know this is a tad late, but what the hell…
TD Peyton Manning!!!! Heeeeeeee!!!!!!
How sweet it is… from NFL.com:
Rex Ryan: New York Jets got ‘ass kicked’ by 49ers
Rex Ryan had one of his signature moments during his postgame interview after the San Francisco 49ers destroyed his New York Jets 34-0 on Sunday.
“I was going to say we got our butt kicked, but really, we got our ass kicked,” the Jets’ coach said. “There’s no two ways, ins or outs about it.
“Here’s the recipe for getting your ass kicked, all right: 2 for 13 on third down. That’s 15 percent. Four turnovers. A blocked punt when they rush one guy. And giving up 245 yards rushing. How’s that for a recipe?”
Don’t forget shoddy quarterback play.
Nothing went well for the Jets. Starter Mark Sanchez (13-of-29 passing) threw for 103 yards and an interception, had a 39.9 passer rating and was sacked three times in the first half. He also lost one of the Jets’ three fumbles. But the loss wasn’t just on the offense.
Cornerback Kyle Wilson let receivers get behind him three times, but he was fortunate with incomplete passes. The Jets’ vaunted defense couldn’t defend the run, and they let the 49ers methodically put points on the board. The score would have been worse if David Akers hadn’t missed two field-goal attempts.
Ryan deserved to be ticked off.
“Obviously unacceptable,” Ryan said. “We got to look at it. It starts with the coaches. (The players) are not going to be in on Monday or Tuesday. They’ve got to dig deep and look down at themselves, and we have to look as coaches at what we’re doing.
“I’ve never given up so many rushing yards in my life. So what can we do to help? We can’t just say it’s poor tackling or this or that. There must be something to it. So we’re going to find out. But clearly we’re not going to beat anybody when you play like that.
“We couldn’t convert a third down. We couldn’t protect, and we struggled running the football. Other than that … I don’t know.”
The game was so lopsided that Fox switched away with nine minutes left in the fourth quarter to show the competitive Carolina Panthers-Atlanta Falcons game. MetLife Stadium echoed with boos in the second half, and there was only a ring of red 49ers fans left for the final minutes.
The 4th Q just got under way, and Peyton Manning is 28/36 for 323 yds and 3 TDs.
Frank just scratched my leg, that usually means he’s hungry and wants some fish and shrimp. Not this time. Frank scratched my leg to grab my attention and he asked me…
DID WE SIGN PEYTON MANNING YET!!!
“TD Peyton Manning!!!! Heeeeeeee!!!!!!”
I think Frank asked you not to be a fucking troll rooting against our QB. Or maybe he *is* hungry. Try to feed him before you pass out tonight.
Don’t you worry, Francis Albert Sinatra (that’s his given name with the Pinole vet) never goes hungry. Frank is Priority #1. If it’s a bad betting week for yours truly and there’s only enough money for one to eat? Fur and four paws wins every time.
If nothing else you think of me, believe this. I love Frank and all animals more than I love myself.
i did speak poorly of Frank once, my bad. He seems to be a fine friend for you.
The Raiders are getting beat like a redheaded stepchild by Manning and his Broncos today. I love it. Just as much as I love a redheaded stepchild. Just as long as she’s 18. Frank and I don’t do jail.
Arizona up 14-13
What’s the Sunday night game? Ah. Bears and ‘Boys. Should be a good one. You guys will have more than one opportunity to shove Tony Romo done my throat. That’s OK. No problem. I haven’t secluded my feelings about #9. I’m a HUGE Tony Romo fan. If our 49ers had Tony, we’d be Super Bowl bound. Instead. We’re bound to fucking kill yours truly. No problem. I’ll take one for our team.
Which Cutler will we see?
If the Bears have any adversity, the one who sucks, pouts and points fingers.
OTOH, we’re into October now. The later in the year, the stronger that choking impulse of Romo’s gets.
Tough game to call.
Fins got screwed on a call then score right after anyway plus 2 point conversion. Karma. 21-14 fins
Alex had a bad game last week but I wouldn’t call this week bad. He was a little inaccurate and they never got the passing game going but they didn’t need to. They rushed the ball all game long. Dennis, you’re like one of those brain dead parents from the movie “Hoosiers” who wanted the players to just jack up 3’s every time they shot. You display a shocking ignorance to the game of football if you think an offensive attack shouldn’t have a running game. And in a game like today’s, where it was simple to run on the defense, you just fucking roll with it (which is what the Niners did).
Jesus, they won 34-0 and all you can do is bemoan the fact that Manning isn’t our QB. You’re hilarious.
And you took the lead in our bet this week, for the first time. Week 4 and you are finally ahead. Must feel good and must be contributing to your man-love for Manning. You’re one hit ahead from disaster but enjoy this obession while it lasts, you’re certainly entitled to celebrate a fleeting glimpse of success. Try to take a little time out to enjoy your supposed favorite team being 3-1…..
We have a great defense, against both run and pass. We have excellent special teams. We have a strong running game. Our passing game is the one dimension that is a little sketchy. IMO, it was ENCOURAGING to see us take some deep shots, even if we did not connect. Keep working at it, and I think it will get better.
Blah. Blah. Blah. That shit is secondary right now. Bochy is going to start that long-haired freak in the playoffs? Flav, I give you credit for being one of the few “thirteen percenters” after I started the pilgrimage, but now push comes to shove.
If Timmy starts the 3rd game of the NLDS. Repeat after me,
WE DESERVE TO LOSE!!!
When the team was losing, all we heard about was how it was W-L that mattered, whether Alex played well or poorly. Now that they and HE are winning, we get the asinine “game manager” crap as if he’s a fucking bystander.on the sidelines. As much as Harbaugh has helped Alex, Alex has made Harbaugh’s style work- and make no mistake- they’re not playing *down* to Smith,they’re playing how Harbaugh likes it. He may not have the perfect QB for his style- but damn close. Ball security- but make the plays when we need them.
Kolb had a chance to maybe ice it, and throws a pick from the Miami 2 yard line.
An 80-yard Tannehill TD pass and 2-pt conversion later, Miami back up, 21-14. Now they have the ball back and are looking to drive the stake home.
Over 700 yards combined passing in the AZ-MIAMI game and it’s going down to the last seconds.
Crap! AZ tied it with 22 seconds left. Going to OT.
tied it with 22 seconds left KOLB???
Yeah unbelievable
Kolb on 4th and ten? Fuck me with a spoon.
Don’t tell me I’m wrong, but it’s really starting to feel like a bird year.
That guy Roberts is killing Miami.
4th and 10 AZ scores to tie it up. OT comin’ up. Shit
TD Aaron Rodgers! Bout goddamn time I get some FF pts.!
Grumpy, I agree about the shots down field.
I also think that when the Niners get back to Candlestick Alex is going to get going again. He’s been in a little funk the last 2 weeks (enough of a funk for Dennis to FINALLY take the lead in our bet). He’ll be fine.
Manning? He’s lasted longer than I thought he would. Week 4? Shit, I thought he’d be dead by Week 4. Him getting knocked out was always fairly critical to our bet but there’s a bunch of weeks to go so I’m still fine…….
Every QB should be so lucky as to play the Raiders twice a year… 😉
Flav, please be honest. You’re rooting for Peyton Manning to break his neck again?
I’m rooting for him to get knocked out with an injury, yes. I’d prefer that it not affect his life after football.
Flav, we’ve (the NFL) has played 4 four games. That’s a 1/4 of the season. Not the 1/4 pole in racing. This race still has a long way to go.
Side note: if you could choose your jock for the ride home, who would it be? I’m giving the slight nod to Chris McCarron > J.D. Bailey. I know Jerry seems like the more obvious choice, be took some big dumps in some big races. I trust Chris to make the right choice. Especially if he’s on “The Horse.” Alysheba, thy name is yours…
Eddie D would be my first choice. And probably after that Jerry Bailey. McCarron would get a ride or two. You know who wouldn’t be in my stable of jockey’s? Russell Baze…..
Miami 82 yards rushing, AZ just 22. Dennis should love this shit.
Yeah I saw that. Gimme our style U of Mich/Bo S….
Kolb making completions with that O line is the biggest surprise.
So we shut down the AZ passing game ala GB then their fucked
They have had some luck to go 3-0, in reality they should be 2-1. As I type this they get the freakin ball lol
More luck. Del Mar thinks it will hold all year? Don’t think so. Miami playing them tough on the road = almost 500 yards O
sux
not so fast, flag for 10 yds on zona
Delmar gave the NL West to the Dodgers , no doubt he’s giving this to AZ. Moral: put litlle Jimmy’s sex change operation money on the Niners..
sorry, was watching GB game
and they missed, orleans on O 1 point down
Watching Tebow’s highlights from todays game on NFL.com, funny stuff.
saints 0-4 lol
Brees 446 and 3 TD, still lost. Great fantasy game, not so much in real life.
How many ppl last January would have bet money that the Aints would be 0-4 now?
Things can change quickly in football. January is still a long ways away.
A real long way for the aints, back to grocery bags for them.
RG3 trying to come back against TB
3 nice plays and in FG range
I thought the Saints would be bad, but I didn’t think this bad . . .
a great game again for RG3, skins win
Skins beat TB with 0:02 on the clock.
The Cardinals win and are now 4-0.
The road thru the NFC West goes the desert. I’d rather go thru the dessert table myself. Give me the cherries jubilee!
The road still goes through the division champs, chump.
Maybe the west, but the NFC goes thru Hotlanta, Matty Stinks on Ice and his dirty birds this year.
Book it!
Hey, Chuck. Almost 300 comments on your blog today. Congratulations. Remember the day when I was just horsing around, as usual, and found your blog before you had even completed it and outed you on Flavor’s blog?
You’re lucky that’s the only thing I outed you on. 😛
This Sunday night game stinks on ice.
Both the G-Men and Iggles are playing sub-standard football.
Joke’s on both of them.
AZ is a paper bird at this point. They could very easily be 1-3 instead of 4-0. They do have a good defense, but this seagull gets more yards.
http://jamellebouie.net/2012/9/27/what-happens-when-your-camcorder-is-stolen-by-a-seagull
I couldn’t give a single fuck about Arizona or their 4-0 record. Remember when Denny was squawkin’ about how the Dodgers were running away with the NL West back in May? St. Louis will beat Arizona this week……
by the way Chuck, I don’t read the blog every day, but did you ever explain where you were coming from with that *Raiders to win the AL West* prediction? They are fucking awful.
Yeah they really SUCK!
Word press not letting my post thru
Maybe it caps at 299
No that wasn’t it.
I’ll try again but think WP will accuse me of making the dreaded Duplicate Comment:
Depending on how Chuck our esteemed blogmeister (unless he’s talking to Del Mar them he’s jest ‘steamed’) scores it this week, the closest to the actual spread is Flavor with his 41-6 call = 35 points. Chuck had 31 point spread 41-10. You be da judge Chuck.
Worst was Del Mar with ‘my’ 21-17 call. He’s now 1-3. Alex however is 3-1. 2nd worse was my 24-20.
Do not bet agin Harbaugh two weeks in a row
I appreciate a win as well as the next drunken fan, still the Jets are not NFL ready. That coach was better when he weighted a ton. Anyway I hope Dennis got drunk. BLEEP!
Hey Nip where were ya during the game? You talk about drunken fans! We had a boat load
Dennis likes to play devils advocate, but he is loving 3-1 as much as any of us. i watched thenGiants/Philly game last night, Giants are definately notnas good as late last year and Kap is the perfect weapon in spots against them because they are so aggressive with the pass rush and over persue, Bills then Giants, stomp all them NY teams!
Oh Hell Yeah…
Shit, if the Jets can put up 48 on Buffalo, and 0 on us, does that mean the Niners score 96?
Yeah. if Kappy doesn’t slide to close the game, I nail the 41 points, Ahh well. A win is a win.
+1
New thread is up . . .