Game Day #3

Get out of Denver without any injuries, and I’ll be pleased. Also, let’s see if Peyton Manning can survive our pass rush, which may or may not include Aldon Smith and Ahmad Brooks.

Sure it’s preseason, but this should give us a little sense of where the offense is.

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170 Responses to Game Day #3

  1. 12th man's avatar 12th man says:

    Chuck, you got carpal tunnel?

    Its a sentence not a post!

  2. 12th man's avatar 12th man says:

    I’m off to the bar for today’s game, I need to get into my usual season form.

  3. barleyfreak's avatar barleyfreak says:

    Yeah, no injuries, and just for your morale Chuck (and others too), I’d like to see a forward pass completion from Smith to anyone that travels more than 10 yards in the air.

    I mean “anyone” that is, wearing a niner uniform.

  4. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    Seattle just released T.O. Might as well pick him up and carry 7 WRs. Why stop at 6?
    We gotta go for the PAT. Personal Attention-getter Terrell.

    • Nipper's avatar Nipper says:

      He’s finished.

    • Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

      TO suffers from a medical condition: Attention Whore Disorder. Characterized by the irrepressible need to make an ass of one’s self so people will look.

      Once upon a time, his talent was worth the circus surrounding him.

      That time has now passed.

  5. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    There’s talk of only keeping two TEs and using Dobbs as a third or emergency TE if need be. Question. Brian Jennings is listed as a TE. Does he run any of the TE routes and plays or is he strictly the long snapper?

  6. 12th man's avatar 12th man says:

    Dennis, what’s the over/under on a Smith pass to a WR of 20 yds or more?

    • Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

      One that travels in the air for 20 yds? Not good. He’s got a better chance if in one of his many 3 yd passes to Crabtree if a big old hawk came swooping in and grabbed the ball with its big claws and flew 50 yds down the field and dropped it into the hands of a wide open Randy Moss who Smith didn’t see in the first place.

  7. phil fan's avatar phil fan says:

    Fix coffee- Check
    Dail in 2 computers- Check
    Wake up- uh hold on

  8. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Heh heh. Here we go. Fucking Bradshaw in the booth? He looks like the Creepshow skeleton…

  9. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    TIme to break out the Bulleit bourbon and a couple Widmers.

  10. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    His arm looked pretty good on that first pass.
    Did we sign Peyton Manning yet?

  11. phil fan's avatar phil fan says:

    I’m working on the first cuppa Monk’s Blend Premo

  12. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Granty and Willis both playong. No A Smith

    • Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

      Grant is replacing Bowman. What’s his deal? As usual the Niners are saying less about his condition than Marcel Marceau.

  13. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    His arm looked even better on that second pass.
    Did we sign Peyton Manning yet?

  14. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    Good coverage, but if we don’t get more pass rush, it’s going to be a long year.

  15. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    FG . . . Peyton sucks ass.

  16. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    That almost looked like a long pass

  17. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    3 and out for Alex. Mid-season form already.

  18. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    Dumervil just made Joe Staley look like Joe Palooka.

  19. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    The Niners certainly aren’t showing anything defensively. Didn’t like the 12 yard run.

  20. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    I’m no 1 Dennis. Don’t you forget it.

  21. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    That’s better . . . TIme for pressure.

  22. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    A Smith is missed. NO pressure

  23. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    Fora guy who sucks ass, Chuck, he seems to be shredding the fuck out fo us.

  24. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    Manning’s arm looked OK on that pass as well. But you guys would rather have Alex as your starting QB. Time to thin the herd. Fucking morons.

  25. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    Total yardage 118-4. That’s brutal.

  26. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    And now ten-zip.

  27. IH1979's avatar IH1979 says:

    The defense looks like shit.

  28. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    Peyton Manning beat our first-team D like a redheaded stepchild.
    Shocker. He’s fucking Peyton Manning!!! Did we sign him yet?

  29. twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

    Peyton is looking good. I think he’d be squarely in the mix with Kappy and Johnson for our 2 job 😉

  30. phil fan's avatar phil fan says:

    No pressure. Even the lame arm Manning looks good

  31. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Say what you will, his passes aren’t very zippy.

    If we hit another 3 and out, then it could get ugly. The defense offerend little resistance.

    • Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

      Aren’t very zippy? Coming from a guy named Skippy, that comment becomes even more laughable.

  32. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    Seriously. Those of you (you know who you are) who think we’d be better off with Alex this year than Peyton need more mental help than I do.

  33. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    You can’t let a guy with his talent and experience just sit back there unpressured and dissect you. We are not the same team with Aldon out. We cannot get a hand on Manning.

  34. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Good to see us going ousgtide the box on offense.

  35. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Oh fuck. A slant. AND Crabs came back for a ball.

  36. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    Keystone Cops time here.Where’s the tequila? It’s going to be a long afternoon.

  37. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    So, they ;et the other team line up and get set for a play before they blow the review whistle?

  38. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Goodwin short-armed it. Wonderful. Never seen anyone run on us like this in a while.

  39. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    We can’t stop the run today. Gonna get ugly here.

  40. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    Can’t even execute the center/QB exchange. Prepare yourself for an entirely different season from last. Cinderella’s carriage is just one big pumpkin now. Squash! That’s a joke, son.

  41. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    LOL. Not zippy, Skippy? Accurate for ten of twelve and 2 TDs trumps that shit every time.

  42. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    WOw. The offense may be sucking,, but the defense is non-existent.

  43. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    Nah, we wouldn’t be better off with Peyton as our QB this year.
    Fucking mooks. He’s Peyton Fucking Manning!!!

  44. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Really. Some coach close to the vest. Others try anything.

  45. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    It’s going to be an interesting halftime in the 49er locker room today.

  46. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    There ya go. Can of fucking corn.

  47. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    That was not zippy either – just accurate. Good pass by Alex.

  48. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Let’s see if Fangio trys some different shit. Letting Peyton stand back there all day isn’t doing much.

  49. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    Great pass there. The blown coverage by the safety didn’t hurt either.
    Alex to VD. That’s the only long-distance plays that works in our offense.

  50. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    Now THAT was a terrible pass.

    • Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

      Cox was trailing the play. The WR knew it needed to go upfield to have any chance, QB threw the short pattern, interception.

  51. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    10/12 for 122 and 2 TDs in less than a quarter for Peyton Manning. Not too shabby.
    Just as spiffy as Romo’s 9/13 for 198 and 2 TDs in one quarter last night.

    Jesus. If the Broncos have to go to Henne this year, they in trouble.

  52. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Real innovative there, Jim.

  53. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    2 passes to Crabs. No targets to Moss.

  54. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    Hey! There’s Mike Martz. I always liked him. Great offensive mind. Fucking Singletary couldn’t stand his pass-happy approach. Caveman of an idiot. Throw the damn ball!

    Another failed 3rd down and we settle for a FG. Nothing new.

  55. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    I’d have to say, in the battle of the first stringers, we got our asses thoroughly kicked today. On both sides of the ball. We’d better be a whole lot more ready in two weeks.

  56. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Yeah, it’s something that is true forever. If you can’t get a pass rush, you’d better be solid in coverage. That ain’t happening.

  57. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    Our run defense is really crap today. Lucky we got a questionable call on the holding there.

    Good play by Tuku in pass rush.

  58. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    Our 2nd string is playing a whole helluva lot better than our first.

  59. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    That’s \because Denver’s 2nd team is in there, skippy.

  60. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Jesus. At least they tried, but triple coverage.

  61. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    Alex throws into TRIPLE coverage to Moss. Like I said, Alex to VD is all we have.
    And “my guy” K. Hunter. I’ll say it again — he’ll be our leading rusher this year.
    Book it!

  62. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Boy. This is shakey at best.

  63. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    A delay of game coming out of a TO. Send in the firing squad.
    That’s fucking inexcusable.

  64. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Unreal. What the fuick are they doing? When doi they startt \the clock?

    • Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

      Chuck, I’ve been watching quite a few preseason games and that’s been a league-wide problem about when to start the game clock. These new refs don’t seem to have a clue. I couldn’t tell ya how many times I’ve seen players and coaches push up their arm palm up to signify resetting the clock. It’s a problem.

  65. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    Wow. Clock management needs some work there, too.

    And now a false start.

  66. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Wow. Same fucking play.

  67. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    3rd and 18 and Alex dumps it off to Dixon for 3 yds. Shocker.

  68. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    It seems like they started the play clock at the start of the timeout. They have 30 seconds to run a play . There wasn’t a minute that passed. Get used to the replacement refs fucking this shit up.

    This play calling is ludicrous.

  69. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    The Broncos look pretty damn good. I originally had SD winning the AFC West. Think I’ll have to change my mind. Having Peyton Manning as their QB doesn’t hurt.

  70. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    So much sloppy play, on offense AND defense. Jimbo cannot be happy.

  71. phil fan's avatar philippinefan says:

    Frederick P Soft running our guys

  72. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    Fucking T. Brock has been beaten like a drum all preseason. He sucks Donkey Kong.

  73. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    I guess its best to get it out of the way now, but this is 2 games in a row where they’ve been spanked.

  74. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    Last week we were tied when the starters went out, so I don’t care about that one. But this shit…

    First time since last August that we came out just not ready to play.

  75. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    Terrible fucking awful missed tackle by Brock.

  76. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    Denver quarterbacks have hardly been pressured or even hit after throwing today.

  77. phil fan's avatar philippinefan says:

    Brock is cooked. Good news is we are going to play Chargers on Thurs

    • Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

      I still think he makes the initial 53. We’ll carry 5 CBs, I think. BUT – if there is anyone better on the waiver wire, he could still be gone by GB. He has not helped his cause the last two weeks.

      • phil fan's avatar philippinefan says:

        Right, dropping down the chart. Well this sucks but we play SD right away again this week. IF we come out like this AGAIN we’ll be in trouble. SF Softy-Niners

  78. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Yup. Brock was always the guy on the bubble. This is not helping the cause.

  79. twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

    Well, there’s no reason to worry about how Alex has played- the running game and defense are a different matter. Harbaugh plays the preseason the way Singletary did the regular season. They’ll be fine.

  80. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    One of the replacement zebras finally called a PI.

  81. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    Nice run by Dixon.

  82. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    It is patently obvious that when Kaep comes in they run more option/college bullshit. Fuck. I hope that TD run from Dixon earns him a roster spot. I want him the fuck outta town.

  83. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    Has AJ Jenkins made an appearance yet today?
    Fucking shitty pick.

    • Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

      Jenkins ran once for 9 yards right after the PI penalty.

      He’ll be better than people think, Dennis.

  84. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    THAT is why you don’t want your QB to run too much.

  85. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    I’m very interested to see who comes in next at QB.
    Bet you guys a plugged nickel that it’s Tolzien.

  86. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    Kappy just fireballed that one past the DB.

  87. phil fan's avatar philippinefan says:

    Dixon hurt Dennis. You good with that? Man that guy is snake bit…

  88. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    Another nice pass by Kappy. Just where it needed to be.

  89. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    Dixon can’t make the fucking team. That would make for SEVEN RBs.

    Gore
    Hunter
    Jacobs
    James
    Miller
    Cartwright
    Dixon

    Add that to the 6 WRs and 4 QBs, and I’ll be in Marie Antoinette mode.

  90. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    Brandon Jacobs had better be ready to run the short yardage plays in two weeks. We need him.

    • Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

      Like I was telling Berger just the other day, I’d rather run Hunter out of the spread on 3rd and 1 then go “Jumbo” package and give it to either Jacobs or God forbid, Dixon. Better still, 3rd and 1? I have an idea…

      THROW THE GODDAMN BALL!!!

  91. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    Rocky answers Dixon’s nice run with one of his own.

  92. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    Tolzien comes in as the #3. Literally. Me likey. Nice conversion on 3rd and long with the slant. The kid has moxie.

    • Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

      And I did my darnedest to jinx him as he fumbles on the next play. Bad Luck Schleprock has nothing on me.

  93. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    Rookie mistake there, not getting the ball out to the sideline. Carrying up the middle at the edge of FG range is asking for trouble. Lucky we got it back.

  94. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    These refs have no clue.

  95. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    WTF just happened here? I missed it? What happened on the review?

  96. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    Even a 15-yarder would be halfway to the goal.

  97. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    They walked off 15 instead of halfway to the goal I think.

  98. Grumpy Guy's avatar Grumpy Guy says:

    LMAO. Now they’re taking away the penalty?

    Shmucks.

  99. phil fan's avatar philippinefan says:

    Manning is amazed at the quality gong on here

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