O – T – A – zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Well, we’re getting closer to something resembling actual players in pads, but as it is, we have Week III of the OTAs! Talk abounds, but little in the way of news. The Jim Harbaugh/Alex Smith talkfest has run its course. Ledgergate was a quick blip on the radar. And now we have Niner guys talking about being Supwer Bowl favorites. Scary. And also fertile stomping grounds for one Frederick P. Soft. I’m sure Jim Harbaugh is keeping a lid on that. Or is at least using that to his advantage.

In a funny note, Seattle was fined the ability to HAVE 2 days of OTAs for having actual contact in yesterday’s OTA. Ooooops.

Coaches have different ways of firing up their teams I guess.

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22 Responses to O – T – A – zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  1. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Here’s Maiocco’s take on the latest OTA.

    Tukafu as a 395 lb. FB? Why not?

  2. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    That’s asinine. What’s next, Alex as a situational pass rusher? And besides, he’d be taking away snaps from Moran Norris. I know the Niners didn’t offer him a contract, but until I don’t see that worthless POS suited up Week 1 in Green Bay I’m not going to believe it.

  3. phil fan's avatar philippinefan says:

    Harbs has recurring flashbacks of Miller catching the ‘wheel route’ and taking it in. He thinks” “Shit if this rookie white guy can smoke ’em on the wheel, imagine what Samoan Tukuafu gonna do wid a swing pass. 60 yd YD. Demmit!”

    If Morris is a 9er next yeah I will personally demonstrate the proper technique of ‘suicide by Red Horse’.

    Nip, you on board wid this?

  4. philippinefan's avatar philippinefan says:

    Harbaugh Roman Vader Donatell continue building their perfect beast: Tukuafu on O, Staley deep to catch the game winnah, makes the perfect down field block, springing da QB ovah da Saints, Whitner, Rogers, fit like a glove ovah heah….a glove…a GLOVE wrappin’ round mah throat…!! Holy skeeb! I mean Fuck! Nightmare time!!

    DC awakes in a cold sweat…thinkin’ : ” Staley? Tukuafu running a swing to da left? Alex on D?? Holy Fuck! Where de Red Horse Phil ya motherfucka??”

    Red Horse? Ya fuckin’Mook– It’s The Perfect Beast! AKA the 2012 Niners, fool.

    Like that.

  5. Nipper's avatar Nipper says:

    zzzzzzzzzzz

  6. philippinefan's avatar philippinefan says:

    In depth commentary and analysis from the Nip

  7. philippinefan's avatar philippinefan says:

    Chuck serious questions for a change:

    What do you think Carrol is up to with the OTA contact stuff?

    Also

    How might JH use the Frederick P Soft to his advantage?

    Just askin’. I could see him lecturing the media about the perils of Soft or being more uptight with them. or both. Maybe making the point with the team somehow??

    • Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

      Seattle gets penalized for too much contact? Wouldn’t want any of that in the real games. Best not allow them to practice contact. Goodell is doing his best to turn the NFL into one huge vagina.

      • philippinefan's avatar philippinefan says:

        Sorta looks that way but prolly on this case it’s the players union asking for less contact. I’m guessing (as ususal)

  8. phil fan's avatar philippinefan says:

    I read this, now I’m more confused: Huh?

    http://espn.go.com/blog/nfcwest/post/_/id/67188/why-seahawks-lost-otas-rams-tough-task

    Where the main man Chuck, I’d rather hear from him

  9. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Who knows? According to Carroll, a fight broke out at a practice, and the NFL went up there to take a look. They taped some stuff, said it was fine, then fined ’em anyway.

    Not a very big deal in the grand sceme of things. Once they stat hitting, practices matter more.

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