Or some shit like that. Gimme your guesses, and the winner gets a dream date, with kneepads, with Paul Williams. And a baby’s arm holding an apple. 2nd place is a weekend at Dennis’s. 3rd place is a week there.
I know there aren’t too many different options here, but hey, this looks like a great set of games for once. And, I tell ya one thing, it sure is a hell of a lot more fun having the Niners actually involved in the playoffs than watching them for strictly betting purposes. With a bye no less . . .
If you want to read my detailed breakdown of how I think the playoffs go (sure you do), just click the previous thread. I’ve gotten 3 predictions so far. Here’s the schedule of games:
Saturday, Jan. 7th
6.Bengals (9-7) vs. 3.Texans (10-6), 1:30 pm NBC
6.Lions (10-6) vs. 3.Saints (13-3), 5:00 pm NBC
Sunday, Jan. 8th
5.Falcons (10-6) vs. 4.Giants (9-7), 10:00 am FOX
5.Steelers (12-4) vs. 4.Broncos (8-8), 1:30 pm CBS
All times are Pacific Standard times. I have no idea when these games start in the Philippines.
Forty Niners Forever 
TF, I’m asking you sincerely and politely…please don’t bring up my dead Mother again.
Thank you.
You brought her up. To further another Death Threat “joke”. Fuck you.
But as long as you don’t use her a plot device in one of your hilarious Death Threats, I’ll honor your request.
Lazarus has an endless supply of negativity he never takes responsibility for. He just dumps it here and us miracle workers gotta bring the dead back to life.
Chuck help the Sons! You are our only hope! Help us Oh Grand Master!
Gets fucking old huh Denny? Chuck will never catch Flavor with all the energy we gotta spend mopping up endless shit from the Laz.
I asked Denny about his mom so actually I brought her up…
Chuck, change my NO pick to Detroit. I agree with twin about Stafford. And they both play on artificial turf so Detroit might be able to hang. I’m not betting on any of these playoff games but if I was I would hit Detroit +10.5 hard. Maybe even the $ line…
Then he used her to help kill Alex- now I know she couldn’t really do that, just I know I can’t insult a talking bookie cat… but Denny dearest- you kinda lose Mom as an “untouchable” when you have her stabbing our QB from the grave..
Flav, you might have brought up my Mom in the first place, but TF loves to beat her memory like a dead horse. Dead Mom? Dead horse? Dead cat? I’m sure TF has a link and photo for that recipe…
Add one Emily, one Lost in the Fog and one Frank the Cat. Preheat oven to 350, cover and baste every 15 mins. Using an approved FDA meat thermometer, check often. When the internal temp. reaches 150 degrees, take out the thermMOMeter and shove it straight up TF’s ass. Add pan gravy and enjoy…
I think you respectfully asked that he not bring her up anymore and I believe that he will honor that request. Of course, that’s just a guess.
I think that over the years we have all drawn our lines about topics that are off limits. For the most part, those lines aren’t crossed once defined….
As I said, the luster of Mommie’s memory loses some of it’s sheen when she has a knife in her hand..
You’re a hoot- you have Mommie Dearest leaving the grave to assist one in another of your Smith sicko threats ,but *I’m” beating her memory like a horse”. I actually chided you for disgracing your Mom. I have more respect than you do..
There you go again, taking everything so literal. You take that literalness and kill the joke. But not only this time did you once again squash the joke, you had to bring Mom into it.
I love a good joke as much as the next guy. Leave well enough alone…
Nice recipe.
Naw Lazarus will never shut up until Obi Wan the Chuckster gets off his ass and puts a cork in it. Limits would be good. I would never follow a Lazarus link for example. Or if I was the blogmeister and found it offensive I would perform my own little miracle and make that piece of shit disappear.
BUTT NO! Shit stays up making us all sick, angry and depressed. And Flavor’s posting lead remains secure. (No offense to Flavor, chuck will never catch ya at this rate). Chuck, Grant did a good job @ Inside da 9ers hacking off a few weird posts- he can show you. Please?
Drive the Sons away and it will be you and spitblood/Lazarus all alone….again.
Just to clarify: unless some things change, I’m done here. Anyone who wants to keep in touch, do it at Skeebersville or email me at grumpyninerfan at yahoo dot com. Life is too short to subject one’s self to endless horseshit. Sorry, Chuck.
Amen. Now. Can you, I and the “Tebow Tabernacle,” fulfill our mission?
Phil, little do they know that our and Tim Tebow’s mission is quite simple…
Shake the hand of the man or woman next to you and wish them the best.
That’s another Son down Chuck. Grumpy I’ll be in touch @ yer email for laughs. Sorry can’t make it to skeebs place, he’s not trustworthy.
Let’s see, Sons list of recently gone bloggers:
Rob- gone
Berger- gone
grumpyguy- gone
NJ49er- gone
Free advice: “Moderators should moderate neither taking one side or another too emphatically. Keep it safe by immediately removing offensive shit and chronic abusive attacks on members”
People like what is easy and fun. They do not like what is hard and unpleasant and those that make it so. Or as Denny AKA Frank might say “Shovel the shit outta the stables then you can run yer horses”.
Easiest thing in the world = having fun and being happy, spreading it around. Tebow agrees I checked…
Very surprised by how good Yates has been and how bad Dalton’s been. Chalk those 2 performances up to home/road effects
Detroit could surprise people with their defensive effort. The only real thing they’ve got going against them is there dumb shit coach
Their not there–big violation of my own pet peeve and I can’t edit the comment. Slow burn…
Cincy is getting pushed all over the field.
Harbaugh Reality Check: it pisses me off that Doug Baldwin and Ryan Whalen are playing in the NFL right now while we toil away with the worst receiving core in the league. Also, what’s our 6th round pick doing these days? Working at Sports Authority?
Woo hoo!
0-1 so far . . .
I think not being a great team must really be a negative when you play on the road in the playoffs. Green bay rolled through the road games last year but they gave proven to be a great team.
Despite that somewhat mundane epiphany, I’m still going with Detroit…
Foster has the worst hair cut ive ever seen
So are you taking the Lions +435 on the ML? If you did, you’re a better betting man than I am. The O/U has now reached 60. My initial instinct said it should be 76 trombones, Robert Preston. My instincts SUCK.
Saints 31 Lions 24. That’s a total of 55. That was Mom’s favorite number.
In not betting the game since I dont bet online anymore and my Reno buddy is out of town. All those college games though were on parlays that all cashed with 5 more set to fall on Monday night…
To keep the math simple for y’all: with $100 I’d bet $20 on the ML and $80 on the lions +10.5.
I hear ya. But I don’t like your distribution. If you really believe in the Lions, Frank and I would go 60% ML and 40% +10 1/2. But that’s just the raving lunacy of a cat and his master. Check that. A man and his cat master.
Good luck.
That’ s the prob with the Falcons. They can look so bad at times on the road. But so can NO. As evidenced by their baffling loss to the Rams. Which gives everyone hope.
I do have to say, I thought Deetroit was going to fold up like a cheap suit when things started going bad. But they did turn it around and get into the playoffs. Their schedule didn’t hurt though.
Still think NO wins.
side note: Faith Hill looked 10x better as a brunette.
If she would go ginger, she’d go through the roof…
I wanted Joan Jett…………..
side note No. 2: Al Michaels if the fucking best. Case closed.
I love him. But that’s a wig.
Speaking of Eddie D, think his copping a plea keeps him out of the HOF?
He should be in the HOF regardless. By the way, did u see the south Carolina bowl game. Their receiver and the cornerback for Nebraska both got kicked out of game for fighting early in the 3rd Q— then the south Carolina reciever who shamed himself and his team by getting booted got voted the player of the game and was on field holding trophy getting showered with praise by the bowl sponser rep. Weird scene.
He should, but I don’t know. These voters get skittish around gambling/payoffs/felonies.
Al michael’s wears a wig right? That’s not just dyed hair. The entire front half looks like a piece. How do guys think they are fooling anyone with those ridiculous things?
I think it’s paint.
Ha! That’s even worse!
I wish I could help you guys on that one. I’m bald myself. I just shave what I have left off.
I looked like Curly Howard. Or, to keep it in times, Nate Shitholtz.
You’ll never see Dennis with a comb over…
Fuck. GREAT opening drive by Stafford and his Lions.
I might have to go wake up Frank. He’s gonna be pissed…
That opening drive was huge. Stafford is legit and Detroit has several game changing play makers on their team. They just might pull this off.
Long way to go but not too early to start thinking about a talking gerbil for backup, DTD..
Funny you should mention a “gerbil.” I had the “pleasure” of meeting Richard Gere many moons ago. This meeting happened after both that supposed falsehood and the time when he made “An Officer and a Gentleman.”
I shook his hand and asked Richard what it was like to work with Debra Winger.
He said she was, “a delight.”
You know what’s not delightful? This fucking DET/NO game.
Give me, I mean Frank, a blindfold and cigarette…
I met him too. HE’S the size of a gerbil.
side note No. 3. No! I haven’t had the pleasure of meeting her, but I do love Debra’s role as to the (Award winning) daughter of Shirley MacLaine in “Terms of Endearment.”
Shirley was A #1. Her interaction with Jack, “the astronaut” was pure gold.
Shirley + Jack = pure gold. pure gold baby.
Detroit got a little jobbed there. The ref should have never blown that play dead. Cost Deetroit a TD.
Either of these teams could score 3 TDs in 5 minutes…against each other, not the 49ers…
Deetroit is making dumb mistakes down here.
My “Under” is looking good…Now.
NO follows with one of their own. Not sure why you throw a pass that forces the last TO.
Matters not, though. Should be a TD.
He never loses control even thought it touches the ground.
Uh, he does lose control.
What a wimpy call…
Saints could have 4 or 5 TOs, they’re living right..
Props to the DET D this first half. Hats off.
Good stuff, Maynard. Frank and I are thoroughly captured. So much so that we’re to going pour ourselves another drink.
Only 24 pts in the 1st half? Shhh. The Under is looking OK.
Don’t tell Frank, he’s still sleeping on it. 😛
Fuck. I can’t speak for the rest of you, but I’m in trouble for the 2nd half.
Frank just woke up. He’s now cleaning himself and is about to start kicking ass and take names…My defense? I’m loaded with Fancy Feast cans and head butts.
Frank’s response? He had Meachem on his FF team. Catch the goddamn ball!
And the TD goes to Henderson…he’s not on my, I mean, Frank’s FF team. Catshit!
In my experience there has never been a humble Siamese cat. Never. Pound for pound a Siamese has bigger stones than any beast. Even a fucking Lion.
I’m sure Frank would agree that you are a wise man to listen closely and follow his lead