Game Day – A New Hope

In a galaxy far far away, blah blah blah. . . Well, this is head coach IV (the new hope, get it?) for the gang that can’t run the team straight. The Yorks are hoping against hope that Jim Harbaugh can get these guys on the right path. They’ve had one draft, and some fair to middling preseason resluts. Fairly impressive when you take into account the fact that there was little coaching time. This will be a learn as you go kind of season, but the easier games are early.

What does it mean for real? No clue. The hope is the offense gains some consistency, and the defense gets more aggressive. That’s all I’m looking for, in a nutshell. Nanoo nanoo . . .

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300 Responses to Game Day – A New Hope

  1. grumpyguy's avatar grumpyguy says:

    Come on Alex. This is NFL QB time. Get it done.

  2. Spitblood's avatar Spitblood says:

    I’m not kidding about this. I honestly think I could play qb better than Alex Smith. No joke. Put me in, coach. I’m not ready to play … today, but hey, I’m better than Alex Smith.

  3. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    Can I revise my Seattle win total? This POS group will be lucky to win 3 games this year.
    and I think I’m being generous with the 3.

    Alex Smith is god motherfucking awful.

    Fire Harbaugh!

  4. grumpyguy's avatar grumpyguy says:

    Alex just didn’t see the field again. And no chemistry with Crab-boy.

  5. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Christ. Smith is looking skittish as hell.

    Check down motherfucker.

  6. Spitblood's avatar Spitblood says:

    I want Harbaugh to activate me at half. I’ll be there. I’m ready to play qb.

  7. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    And some people have the unmitigated gall and audacity as to question why a certain faction of the 49er Faithful hate Alex Smith with a passion.

    People: he fucking sucks.

  8. Spitblood's avatar Spitblood says:

    Harbaugh needs to activate me at half. I guarantee you I could throw a TD without coughing it up or turning it over. I’m ready!

  9. Spitblood's avatar Spitblood says:

    I’ll only play qb if I can wear # 69.

  10. Fugazi's avatar Fugazi says:

    Akers is gonna make a shitload of points for someone’s Fantasy team this season.

  11. grumpyguy's avatar grumpyguy says:

    Ah, Christ, that’s why I hate Ginn. That and his fucking stone hands.

  12. Spitblood's avatar Spitblood says:

    I’m okay with Ginn doing that, because hey, he’s more explosive than anything Alex.

  13. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    WTF is Ted Ginn thinking? Fuck him. And just for good measure — fuck Alex Smith.

  14. grumpyguy's avatar grumpyguy says:

    So far, our offense looks good enough to beat Seattle, with a lot of help from the defense and Andy Lee. the rest of the NFL. Umm… no.

  15. Spitblood's avatar Spitblood says:

    I coulda completed that pass to Vernon. Put me in coach.

  16. grumpyguy's avatar grumpyguy says:

    I was sure that was going out of bounds or a pick. But it actually was a good play.

  17. grumpyguy's avatar grumpyguy says:

    Another penalty. Sloppy game.

  18. grumpyguy's avatar grumpyguy says:

    Third and short. A good team would convert this. Even a not-so-good team.

  19. grumpyguy's avatar grumpyguy says:

    But not us. Fuck.

  20. Spitblood's avatar Spitblood says:

    I like Jack Harbaugh. Alex is addicted to the check down. He needs a twelve step program…. 12 steps right out the door.

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