San Francisco 49ers Forever

Oh well. Both Seattle and LA were on the road yesterday, and both crushed their opponents. After LA’s somewhat stunning loss to the Panthers, they smoked the Cards to the tune of a 45-17 win. Seattle also beat the shit out of the Dirty Birds in Atlanta 37-9. Of course those 2 teams have 7 wins between them, so a loss by either would have been surprising.

After winning 3 in a row and not moving up in the playoff picture, the 49ers moved to the 6th spot over Chicago on their bye week with the Bears loss to the Peckers. Funny, eh? All that means is that these guys cannot afford to lose any more games. Starting this weekend. Mainly because Deetroit is hot on our heels at 8-5. But they have a rough set of games to close the season. And the improbable Panthers and Cowpokes are lurking (but they suck).

The Niners? We have the 2-11 Titans and the reeling Colts these next 2 weeks. The Colts just lost Danny Dimes to an achilles tear, but next up is the Titans. Funny thing about the Titans is they just smoked the vaunted Cleveland Browns defense to the tune of 31 points. Cam Ward was average but he hit some big plays, and Tony Pollard rushed for 164, so they played pretty tough. Of course they also gave up 29 points and over 410 yards to the mediocre Browns offense, but hey, I’m sure they’ll take a win any way they can get one. We can’t rest on our laurels and have happen to us what happened to the Rams and Carol.

So, as we stand, we are one game out of 1st in the West, but really 2 games behind the Rams due to their 6-1 record vs 3-3 in common opponent games. The Seattle tiebreaker will be determined a lot by that last game. If we can get to 11-4, I think we make the playoffs. but we could fall anywhere between 1 and 7. I think we stick at 6. Chi and Seattle is a tough finish.

Well, another game, another raft of injuries. The latest IR winner is OG Ben Bartch. He got the career-threatening ListFranc sprain to his foot. This requires surgery and a long rehab. Juice (bruised ribs) and Nick Martin (concussion) both look to possibly be back from their latest injuries, so there’s that. And Gross-Matos could be back

Bartch has been on half-time anyway, rotating with Burford, but I guess Colby is next man up if they keep the rotation going. I guess I’m glad our bye week is this late, as it forces the Seahawks and Rams to play one more game down the stretch to the playoffs.

• Seattle has: Atl (road), Indy (home), Rams (home), Panthers (road), and us (road)
• LA has: AZ (road), Lions (home), Sea (road), Falcons (road), AZ (home).
• 49ers: Bye, Tuxedos (home), Colts (road), Bears (home), Sea (home).

Sea has 3 (2 east coast) roadies and LA has 3 roadies (1 east coaster), we have 1 eastie roadie.

Anyone can beat anyone. Well, except for the Titans. We will hopefully be a little more healthy, and sitting at 10-4 after week 15.

12th, you gonna be at the Titans game? Gonna go to this one.

If ever a team needed a break, it’s your San Francisco 49ers. They’ve been torn, spindled, and mutilated for 13 weeks now and are looking to get some of their injured brethren back. LB Tatum Bethune, DL Sam Okuayinonu, and K Eddy Piñeiro are all slated to be available for the week 15 game against the Tennessee Tuxedos. And they may even open WR Jacob Cowing’s practice window.

So, yeah, getting those guys back, mainly Bethune and Sam O, would be a step in the right direction i this team wants to make some noise in the playoffs. Matt Gay didn’t miss a FG during Dinero Piniero’s downtime, and Jake Moody even made his attempts yesterday in the Commandos narrow loss last night, but Gay may have bought himself a job somewhere else in the immediate future with his makes here.

As far as the playoffs go, the 9-4 Niners are 1/2 a game out of the NFC West lead, but hold the last spot in the playoff chase at 7th. Our 3 wins have gained us one spot to the inside of the race. The Carols did the Niners a huge favor by beating the pants off of Matthew Stafford and the LA Rams yesterday. It has made the NFC West race very tight, and the good news is that the Rams and Seahawks face each other in 3 weeks, and both have 5 games remaining to the 49ers 4. Wonder how those teams would do relying on their backup QBs.

Funny how when Purdy had a bad day (in a win no less), the talking heads cry for Jones to be put back in. But when Stafford throws an INT in the end zone, followed by a pick 6, and then fumbles away the Rams’ last chance, it’s “oooh, he had a bad day”. Yeah no shit. Fuck the Rams. I’m surprised Stafford hasn’t gotten hurt yet, but I guess there’s still time for that. Their juggernaut hit their own speed bump, and they have some tough games remaining.

So, we are all tied in the win column, they face each other, and we have the Titans in 2 weeks. Sea has Indi as well as us. We may need to win out to take the West. If that happens, I wonder if the #1 seed would be in play. I don’;’t really believe the #1 Bears (!!!) are all that.

Cleveland games never seem to go well, and even during the glory days they beat us here something like 13-7 during one of our 13-3 seasons. I saw Tim Couch win one of his few NFL game where the Niners controlled the ball 45 minutes only to kick 4 FGs, and Tim Couch led 2 TD drives late to beat us.

In Cleveland, we’ve played 10 games there going back to 1950. We’ve won twice.

Gonna be cold and windy so let’s hope we can run. Brock hopefully lives up to his number.

That being said . . .

Got the kids coming back to town so I’ll be leaving this one up for a few days, but give much love to you and yours this Thanksgiving. As we just found out, things can change suddenly and life can become very different, so make sure those you love know you love them.

As for the Niners, in the NFL’s wonderfully weird scheduling proclivities, we get a Monday night game followed by a 5 hour flight across the country to play an early Sunday game against the Shedeur Sanders-led Cleveland Browns.

Like this previous game, and a few others this is another low-level scuffling team in the Browns. But there are a few reg flags beyond the short-week-3-time-zone-early-morning game. Jim Schwartz, he of the Jim Harbaugh handshake-gate game, seems to own Kyle Shanahan to the tune of his 7-1 record against him.

Also, Sanders is a pretty big unknown to everyone, and he managed to beat the (clown emoji) Raiders last week, so there’s that. They have Myles Garrett, disruptor #1 in the NFL these days. Also, Cleveland and wind and cold and wet don’t seem to agree with the pickoff machine that Brock Purdy is morphing into, so that’s another deal.

Then again the Factory of Sadness IS 3-8, so something isn’t perfect. Their 2 big wins against the Packers and Dolphins are in their house, but the Patriots, Steelers, and Vikings smoked them, and the Jets beat them. I’d call this a trap game, but with the entire defense being injured (Sam O is the latest MIA with a high ankle sprain), just fielding a team that has enough players is a challenge in itself.

They live and die by their defense and just enough offense. so it is incumbent on Purdy to knock the hero ball shit off and take what he can get. I’d like to see this game turn into a run-fest on our side but Purdy cannot wing the ball all over the field like he’s Dan fucking Fouts. Play within the game and grind out a 24-17 win.

Wow. I was worried about the defense when the offense shit the bed. Namely Brock Purdy. After the surgical 8 1/2 minute drive to open the game, Purdy proceeded to throw 3 interceptions to try and keep Carolina in the game. Not sure if this is due to his toe issue, but it sure looks like there isn’t a lot of power behind those deep throw attempts. the real bad one was INT 2 as we were on the doorstep ready to score, and Purdy had the 1st down by running, or simply dumping the ball off to Kittle.

Instead, he badly underthrew Pearsall and it was picked in the end zone. So, bad decision compounded by a poor throw. The 1st pick would have been picked by someone else had Purdy led Jennings properly. Instead he threw behind him, and was picked. The 3rd was simply CB Horn playing Purdy’s tendency of throwing deep crossers. He undercut the route easily for pick 3.

But hey, the defense came to play. I LOVED that Saleh came out and played press man early. It really slowed their offense down and led to the pick in the end zone. The only time we really let up on the press man was on their TD drive. But Brown had a game for the ages as he had 2 picks, and the defense stuffed the run. Still not a lot of pressure, but we did get Young off his spot and defended the short passing game we get killed with so much.

Chalk one up to Saleh and his defensive wizardry.

$29 million dead cap hit. But $85 mill in cash savings. Happy trails, Brandon Aiyuk. If the teams waits till after June 1 next year, they can even spread that dead cap hit out over a few seasons. That being said, I don’t really get what is going on with BA. For what all this is worth, I’m guessing that this is a problem between BA and Shanahan, rather than BA vs the front office. There was the weird episode where he wore the wrong shorts in practice a while back, Shanny called him out on it, and BA threw a very childish tantrum that the whole team saw. BA himself said he played a big part in screwing up the negotiations that set the stage for the mediocre play and then the injury. And he said he wanted to be here.

From what I gather now, Paraag cancelled BA’s contract early in camp when BA was not following team protocols regarding his rehab., a la Jimmy G. It has all been under wraps until recently when all this blew up. Aiyuk even went so far as to say he won’t file a grievance against the team for the contract cancellation. He apparently wants out that bad. So, there you go. The team hasn’t even opened up his 21-day practice window. I doubt they will. He will more than likely not set foot on the field this season, and get cut after June 1 2026.

Oh well. He can join Deebo on the Commandos and languish at the bottom of the NFC East together. Shoulda traded him for Terry McLaurin. Hah! Another diva WR.

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As for the Carolina game? All about the defense. If we can get any stops, we should win. The offense appears to be clicking pretty well. They even racked up a bunch of yards against the Rams, with Mac, but made too many self-inflicted errors. No mistakes from the offense and we should be OK.

These next 3 are ones vs the Carolinas, the Brownies, and the Tuxedos should be easily winnable. But as we know, nothing is easy with this injury-riddled team.

Another week another couple of crippling injuries. Now we are back to looking for a kicker as Dinero Pineiro got hurt trying his best Garo Yepremian impersonation, and Fred Warner’s capable back-up Tatum Bethune got the dreaded high ankle sprain.

The good news is I think Kyle Shanahan understands now that the imperative for this team is to score early and often. Granted the Cardinals are an unmitigated train-wreck of a team, but the 49ers offense with Purdy and Kittle rolling with CMC was looking sharp. I hope Pearsall joins the party this week as the WRs didn’t get too much action, but with the passing game clicking and getting nice chunks of yards, it’ll do a lot to keep the defense at least playing with a lead.

I’m not very enamored with this bend-and-break style of soft zone, but we don’t have any reinforcements getting healthy, so the hope is Nick Martin gets fast and furious, and Keion White / Sam O can get the pressure.

I would like to see SOME press-man, and some corner blitzes out of that, but we will see. Carolina isn’t the push-over they once were, but they aren’t the Rams either. Let’s see if these guys can put 2 games together.

Well, we keep up the string of L-W-L-W-L-W-L with the W. 7-4 is worlds better than 6-5, but it looks like we lost Bethune to injury. Not to worry for this game as AZ managed to shoot themselves in the feet about 20 times, I think they los 4 TDs to turnovers and penalties.

But, Brock Purdy looked pretty solid and Shanahan has seemingly come up with some actual plays in the red zone that don’t involve running up the middle repeatedly until Piniero comes in.

Speaking of Dinero. even he might be hurt after fielding a blocked PAT that resulted in him getting crushed when he recovered it.

Another day in Niner-land, eh?

Still a VERY anemic pass rush that resulted in zero sacks, but lo and behold, 2 picks!!! Demo Lenoir had a hell of a game and his pick and return really sealed the victory as the only thing at the time stopping AZ was AZ.

Hey, a win is a win, but wow. Saleh really has to abandon the soft zone 4 man rush. Trust the coverage as this pass rush did nothing all game. We have to rush 5 all the time. Otherwise we will get chipped to death like last week. And 3 weeks ago. And 5 weeks ago . . .

Purdy’s back. Pearsall’s back. Yay.

Demo is hurt.

All about the defense. No pressure on Brissett, no win.

Pretty simple, but the defense is not anywhere near healthy. Saleh should still be able to scheme a way to beat these guys, but they are always a thorn in our side. Lose and we are in big playoff trouble. Win and we are fine until next week’s batch of injuries.