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Hey Now! The NFL Goes 21 Century! And the Tush Push Push

Well well. I guess the luster wore off the KC Chiefs after the Iggles squashed their 3-peat hopes, and humiliated them in SB MLXVII. To combat the inanity that was the AFC Championship game that saw Buffalo get screwed on … Continue reading

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Still We Wait

Another season, another major holdout from an important guy. Yeah, it’s early yet but this team is increasingly getting known for being their own worst enemy when it comes to signing guys. Warner? No prob. Kittle? Boom! CMC? Here’s your … Continue reading

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Wait Till 2030 ! ! !

Ho hum. The team that cannot stop shooting itself in the feet has taken to using a rocket launcher to go after their lower appendages. In one corner we have the San Francisco 49ers. A team so tantalizingly close to … Continue reading

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Wait Till the Year After Next ! ! !

That’s the battle cry now. I guess the days of Kittle Bosa, Williams, and CMC being a part of the playoff picture is now a gone deal. I get that they had to cut payroll after spending a fortune last … Continue reading

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Jed York Mimics Greggie Johnson

Welcome to the new “we are just trying to break even” 49ers. That famous utterance came from the mouth of Greggie Johnson, resident coke-head and heir apparent to the billions in the Franklin Templeton investment firm. You know, those poor … Continue reading

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Free Agent Fuck-a-Row

While teams line Chicago build their O line, and Tampa Bay solidifies their defense, the 49ers are busy diddling around with their prospective future QB, ignoring their very explosive LB, and losing guys. Granted, Moore and Mitchell are afterthoughts, but … Continue reading

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Stupid is as Stupid Does

Word from Mike Silver (one of the scribes who is usually sopt-on) is that the 49ers are gonna play hardball with Brock Purdy. In other words their dithering around for the last 3 seasons with the likes of Bosa, Deebo, … Continue reading

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Deebo For Nothing . . .

. . . and the chicks are free. Pretty unreal the Niners bent over backwards a couple times for Deebo, including acquiescing to his demands to get the ball more, and he promptly dropped a game-winning pass. So, to show … Continue reading

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My Kingdom for a Bartch – and Baseball is Back!

Strange, but a friend of mine used to call cigarettes bartches. As in “Lemme have a bartch.” Dude was bumming all the time. I guess as a sign that we like the guy, the Niners signed Ben Bartch, a left … Continue reading

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The Quiet Before the Something Fishy in Denmark . . .

Not much going on but rampant speculation. One whack job named Craig Carton has the 49ers trading Brock Purdy to the Cleveland Browns for Myles Garrett. And then of course we finally sign Aaron Rodgers! Yeah, and monkeys will fly … Continue reading

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