Since we have almost reached the merciful end to yet another lost season, the sentiment around my abode is, what now? Do we burn the fucker down and start from square 1? Or do we try to rejigger the front office together from the scraps of a misbegotten group?
Here’s what we got:
OWNERSHIP
Denise DeBartolo York Co-Chairman
John York Co-Chairman
Jed York CEO
John M. Sobrato Co-Owner
Mark Wan Co-Owner
Gideon Yu Co-Owner
EXECUTIVE MANAGEMENT
FOOTBALL OPERATIONS
Trent Baalke General Manager
Paraag Marathe Chief Strategy Officer and EVP of Football Operations
BUSINESS OPERATIONS
Al Guido President
Hannah Gordon General Counsel
Brano Perkovich Chief Investment Officer
Scott Sabatino Chief Financial Officer
Patty Inglis Executive Vice President
As much as that OWNERSHIP group needs to be jettisoned, we have no reality scenario where that happens. Stripping Jed of his toy would be most excellent, but I don’t really think Daddy and Mommy Dork will usurp the young drooling one. Sobranto Wan and Yu (aka Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe) are not on my radar and I have no idea the pull they have within the front office machinations. Which is a problem in itself.
The EXECUTIVE MANAGEMENT team is where we need a whole new group. Baalke has turned from Exec of the Year to Doormat of the Decade as he has overseen the mass exodus of talent from the team while wasting stockpiled picks on ACL guys, shitty punters, and little help to the team’s roster. Paraag seems to be the biggest fly in the ointment. His stink has been all over the team going back to the Nolan days when he was supposedly helping with red flag rulings. He famously challenged and unchallengeable look at a field goal and it cost the team a game, IIRC.
The BUSINESS OPERATIONS group? Who knows? Al Guido sounds like the right guy for the job if you are building a parking lot in Trenton New Jersey, but running BIZ OPS? Fuck it. Anything associated with the big stink coming out of 4949 Centennial Blvd. should be canned.
I’ll deal with the coaches later.
Forty Niners Forever 
If Officer Barbrady had a Son, he’d make Jed look like a nuclear physicist.
No way I go for Garoppolo, The price tag is too steep. No one comes out ahead when dealing with Belichick.
Least of all the MBA Twins.
So out of their league that they actually think this sh!t is easy.
Blame everyone else, fire people, start again. EAAAASY….
Douche-fuk’n-nozzles
Oh come now Chuck. This is Jed the Fucking Brilliant here. He’s no fool. He’ll be careful to make the best deal he can.
Like Hillary did with Lucifer…. *snort*
We are So Fucked.
These morons have succeeded in passing Danny Snyder on the list of most clueless Owners in the NFL in my book.
And, yes Grump – We are all So TOTALLY Eff’d, it’s embarrassing.
We need so much help that I think we should probably trade out of the #2. The problem with that is to get it right take ;patience and someone that know wtf they are doing. My guess is we take a safety at 2.
It’s January 2nd and Jed should resign ASAP. Perhaps more flyovers with banners will be necessary. Public outcry and empty seats are needed and fans quit spending on unnecessary gear. Quit buying food at Levi’s and quit attending games. Quit paying for parking. Fans that want change will have to make it painful. It can be done if people get organized. If Jed proves he can’t do it as CEO then action not words are needed.
The empty seats are already a thing. The TB game I saw (which I ended up getting paid to see), by the 3rd quarter was 2/3 empty.
And a big no to Trublinski.
Jed said a few years back that form now on we’ll be playing in January. He was right for this year. We played on January 1st!
My first two for the draft are Miles Garret and Rueben Foster.
Check out what Jay Glazer has to say about Baalke, you have to scroll down a bit:
https://twitter.com/SFY?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
What date are we looking for on that link 12th?
Couldn’t find it, 12th.
bullit says:
January 2, 2017 at 8:07 am
At least Jed is willing to make changes and face the music that he has blundered.
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Let that one sink in folks. Funny how this one rolls off the keyboard and no one blinks.
Jesus. He’s Jed. Or Paraag.
Et tu, Jed? With Baalke forced to walk the plank, he’s now the latest whipping boy who they can pin the latest series of bad things on.
He singlehandedly stopped us from drafting Prescott, and getting Gase?
Sounds like bullshit to me. The fucking rat is leaking more and more lies out the back door of 4949 Centennial Blvd.
Will this sh!t show ever end?
Applicants to fill these vacancies will interview in SF just to drive up their offers.
Jed will overpay out of pure desperation.
Sorta like a reverse Rooney Rule.
Force candidates to demand top dollar for their services before threatening to move onto another interview.
Role reversal training. The applicant holds all the cards.
Last guy in wins when Jed realizes no one wants to be in the same building with him.
New thread is up.