Since we have almost reached the merciful end to yet another lost season, the sentiment around my abode is, what now? Do we burn the fucker down and start from square 1? Or do we try to rejigger the front office together from the scraps of a misbegotten group?
Here’s what we got:
OWNERSHIP
Denise DeBartolo York Co-Chairman
John York Co-Chairman
Jed York CEO
John M. Sobrato Co-Owner
Mark Wan Co-Owner
Gideon Yu Co-Owner
EXECUTIVE MANAGEMENT
FOOTBALL OPERATIONS
Trent Baalke General Manager
Paraag Marathe Chief Strategy Officer and EVP of Football Operations
BUSINESS OPERATIONS
Al Guido President
Hannah Gordon General Counsel
Brano Perkovich Chief Investment Officer
Scott Sabatino Chief Financial Officer
Patty Inglis Executive Vice President
As much as that OWNERSHIP group needs to be jettisoned, we have no reality scenario where that happens. Stripping Jed of his toy would be most excellent, but I don’t really think Daddy and Mommy Dork will usurp the young drooling one. Sobranto Wan and Yu (aka Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe) are not on my radar and I have no idea the pull they have within the front office machinations. Which is a problem in itself.
The EXECUTIVE MANAGEMENT team is where we need a whole new group. Baalke has turned from Exec of the Year to Doormat of the Decade as he has overseen the mass exodus of talent from the team while wasting stockpiled picks on ACL guys, shitty punters, and little help to the team’s roster. Paraag seems to be the biggest fly in the ointment. His stink has been all over the team going back to the Nolan days when he was supposedly helping with red flag rulings. He famously challenged and unchallengeable look at a field goal and it cost the team a game, IIRC.
The BUSINESS OPERATIONS group? Who knows? Al Guido sounds like the right guy for the job if you are building a parking lot in Trenton New Jersey, but running BIZ OPS? Fuck it. Anything associated with the big stink coming out of 4949 Centennial Blvd. should be canned.
I’ll deal with the coaches later.
Forty Niners Forever 
Well that’s a wrap for this year, no, coach, no GM, no QB, can hardly wait to see what kind of a team the Niners put together next year. Can it get any worse?
Not to worry Irish Kevin, Jed and Paraag are ready to scan the globe….
Shoot me in the fuk’n forehead. Please.
Bobby Boucher better have his resumè up to date.
LMAO 😂
OK, I’ll stop now
Fuck. How and why is Marathe even on this team? He’s the fucking rat. He’s Dr. Dork’s bitch. He’s got pics of Jed banging his mom. I don’t fucking know.
We have a guy who knows nothing about football running the team. And Jed does nothing about it. year after year.
Got to say, the Browns played the worst game in the history of the NFL. They gave the game away 6 times and still had to go to overtime to blow it.
This exhaustive search will net one Tom Gamble.
Not so sure Chuck, now that Chip is taking a severance package to fish.
These 2 fuk’n buttheads don’t have a clue between them.
And bullit, get a fucking life. You are obviously challenged in some way, so I hope you get the help you so desperately seek. Or just shoot yourself in your pin head. You are back to whining about shit from 5 years ago? Good for you. You and Dennis and Flying V should all start the Unca Chuck is my God fan club.
That’s been my concern from the jump Chuck.
The MBA Twins are tipping the scales of the football Ops.
Unless they have the stones to hire a guy like Parcells, who won’t be bashful about having an opinion, we’re destined for more of the same BS.
I’m ready to take a sabbatical and head West to annoy the PISS outta Jed and Paraag.
Fuk banners on planes.
These 2 punks need a beating.
I’ve never seen a professional Sports franchise meddled with like these A$$holes meddle.
Now it’s a revelation to get a HC/GM combination that can work together?
Every team in the League practices this approach and, even though Baalke recruited Harbaugh these 2 putzes found a way to fuk it up?
Amazing incompetence like this is hard to top.
They should make a serious run at McDaniels and Garrapolo.
Problem there is, who’s going to negotiate terms of the deal without the GM in place first?
These 2 nipple-heads couldn’t get wet if I threw them off a boat.
This is a direct result of Dr Daddy putting his ‘Corporate Minions’ into an environment they are clueless to understand.
Micro-Management 101.
A$$holes with titles but no fuk’n football mentality.
Bobby Boucher!
COME ON DOWN!!!
You’re the next GREAT hire on The York’s suck NUTZ!
Someone seriously needs to take a 9-Iron to Jed’s Medulla Oblongata too.
My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.
NJ-I get the feeling that you don’t like Jed. There is a lot to not like. But if Paarag’s job is to be the money man how come we are paying a bunch of losers who are aren’t even with the team anymore. I would say he’s a terrible money man. I don’t really get why he’s involved with the search for the GM. It doesn’t make sense to me. But, I feel much better because Baalky and Kelly are finally gone. In fact it made me so happy that I went and listened to some of my old and favorite gospel music. And that is saying something since I am not religious.
Winder it has been my contention all along that clueless Owners such as we are dealing with, destroy the Franchise from the top down.
2 clueless twits interfering with what the game is intended to be – Competitive, well Coached, well funded etc.
They’ve micro-managed this team into dust, and still don’t see or understand why.
My guess is, they never will until the stadium is empty on game days.
“Nothing surprises me anymore…..” Chip Kelly on News Years Day Goodbye Presser.
lol, that’s how happy I am that they are gone
Wanted GM and HC for west coast team……..call Jed ASAP.
Warning around the NFL…….do not work for the inept Yorks and especially “Cabana” Jed…..your tenure may be very short. One big OUCH.
Jed stays and there will be no head of “Football Operations.” Jed is in charge! This next time the GM and HC must be on the same page according to Jed. The doors must remain open between the two.
According to Jed it’s time to get this right! Really? It’s taken all this time and angst and banners in the sky to achieve this thinking? Good Luck with the search for new people.
They espouse the rhetoric after all this time that there’s a need for the GM to hire ‘his’ HC yet there are reports already of going after the HC themselves?
If ever there was a ‘cart before the horse’ process, Jed and Paraag have it cornered.
I have no problem shopping in the NE Front Office, as they’ve shown enough stability and winning practices, to earn my respect.
That said, sending these 2 nitwits on a ‘Coaching Search’ is like asking a plumber for a 2nd opinion on a heart condition.
Some of these ‘things’ are not like the others.
Jed is on the phone asking for advice on what to do now.
Please someone give some good advice!
Jed, suck start your shotgun. It’s the best way to turn the team around.
I’ve been trying Nipper.
Real simple.
Hire football people to run football Ops.
Then?
Get the fuk out of the picture.
Golf.
Lounge by your pool.
Get a tan.
Play the ponies.
I don’t fuk’n care.
Just get outta the picture!
Oh, one more thing.
Take Paraag with you.
They are basically on another scapegoat search now.
Good luck with that.
Bobby Boucher would fit perfectly with these douchebags.
Does it get any more painful to hear the Boy King proclaim ‘You don’t dismiss Owners’?
He’s as clueless as he is entitled.
Scary doesn’t begin to describe it.