The lost and sinking ship that is the 49ers is traveling slowly through the Mojave Desert (yeah, ships don’t travel over sand, but work with me here) down I 10 to settle down in the warm confines of Phoenix. A place that gets it’s name from a bird that burned up and was reborn as a harbinger of renewal and good fortunes.
Well, the Cardinals resemble a phoenix in its ashy state right about now. A team that the pundits picked to win it all, and one that I called to crash and burn, is somewhere closer to the damaged and crispy stage. They are 11th in the playoff standings at 3-4-1 and they’ve beaten also-rans Tampa Bay, the Rams, and us. Even playing in this weak-ass division, they are sucking. Their defense is still top-notch, but their offense is on the fair to dogshit side of things. Even still, we got beat by the backup, so there’s little hope here for anything resembling yet another demolition. So, even though this ‘contender’ was set to roll, they can’t even take care of the lowly Rams in their own house. So, they look to be in another long hibernation of 1,400 years when the phoenix shall arise again. At least that’s how the Bidwills are running it.
Speaking of shitty owners . . . The Bidwill family has been running the team for 87 years, and have 7 division championships, one conference championship, and 1 NFL championship. So, 1 championship in 1947, and a 7-9 playoff record under the Bidwills. That’s some serious sucking. They’ve had recent success, but they appear to be backsliding.
Us? Well we have a nice young owner who apparently has absolutely no idea how to make any moves as to how to run this shit. The decisions being made are bandaids on brain injuries, and there’s little to give hope that even if we lose out, we’ll have any success in the draft should the current ship of fools be kept in place.
Go AZ . . . And Go Browns! Big game tonight for them. What’s funny is Hue Jackson had a choice between SF and the factory of sadness. They are a collective 1-16.
Woof!
San Francisco 49ers Forever 
WOOF……!
IN the words of Winder, “I hope they kick our ASS!”
this is a big game for our bet, right? I haven’t looked at the rest of the schedule for either team but gotta think each could win one more, right?
Sure. Enjoy the mad dog . . . !
Fuck 9er wins at this point.
A sincere Thank You to all who have Served.
Fitting that we go to the football home of Pat Tillman I’d say.
My gratitude and respect.
I just got up. Another day and Jed is still in charge. Trump is BLEEP. Baalke sucks big time. Man it’s dark outside. More bags are needed.
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It’s a few hours later and yes the 9ers still suck. What to do? The earth is still turning and the sun is out now. Make more bags!
Anyone remember Al Gore? He once if memory serves me won the popular vote and lost to Bush Jr. Hey…..it happens. But apparently Al is rolling in dough. Without power he’s rich.
Gore was rich either way. And its another reason why the people of this country are so ill-informed. Trump is no outsider. He’s no man of the people. He’s a Yale educated elitist frat-boy who thinks the United States should be run like a country club. Whites only except for the help.
The reason the electoral college will never be abolished is because California would then determine every election.
Not a bad thing in my book, as, by ourselves we are the world’s 5th largest economy. The country needs California WAY more than California needs the rest of the country.
Ding Dong, baby.
Right. Round up the Jews and the immigrants. The jackboots are coming. Orange Hitler is here.
You know what’s funny, NoFear? Trump gets voted in for his not being a career politician. But he followed the blueprint of every Republican before him. Start out hard right and veer to the middle. Except that he DIDN’T veer to the middle like Ronnie Raygun, Bush I, Bush II, and Mittens did.
Trump waited until after the election. Mass deportations is already off the table. Next will be the ban on Muslin immigrants. Because, as you know, it’s unconstitutional. So, how may promises will Trump disavow before people catch on?
Some people have already caught on.
http://bit.ly/2g0VgLL
Funny as hell and spot on.
Recognize anyone?
I’m still breathing and yes Jed is still calling the shots and the 9ers still suck. Not even Bullit can help much. Throw in Spitwad and even he can’t do anything about this team. Kap knows his future lies elsewhere so everyone is going through the motions of a butt ugly season. Make more bags!
(WordPress and/or my antiviruris are blocking me, you guess. I’m banned from Skeebs for being a Democratic Socialist. Let the minority – Trump did not win the one man one vote election – Nazis rule!)
Until the NFL blocks it again:
We can forget politics and hated, and turn it on Jed or Paarag or Trent. Shit, I’m running out of options. Maybe you can keep this a a music site, Chuck, I don’t see any hope on the horizon for the Niners.
Shit, I’ve got the Niners beating the Cowboys in another window I put up whenenever the NFL lets up their copyright guard.
Test. Prolly the same.
Apologies for not being able to carry it over. It’s still on YouTube for the moment. Let Skeebs be the Nazi blog and this one fold, the Niners are dead anyway.
I’ve never been censored or banned in ten years from all kinds of blogs, even this one, so shove it up your ass Skeebs! I helped you get started if you have a short memory and slowly but surely you’ve turned Nazi.
The “other” blog doesn’t appreciate you? Perhaps Chuck can send a Baalke sucks bag as a reward. That would be a nice touch.
RT- please don’t give up yet. The real shit is about to hit the fan and it certainly will be a comedy of errors.
I ain’t giving up, Rufus. Sure I’m frustrated with the team, but now it’s even more reason to keep this going with you being banned. Skeebers is a fucking pussy: he’s a racist fuck just like the douchebag elect. Wonder how Phil will feel when Trump goes
To war with China in the South China Sea. The Don isn’t averse to a little limited nuclear war. Yay! Then North Korea!
Thanks for your service NoFear. Didn’t figure a grizzled vet to be such a milwuetoast cuckold. But hey, nothing wrong with that.
Another day and Jed is fighting with the neighbors. The man is filthy rich and he’s still not happy. His team in Santa Clara is the pits and that’s tough on a rich man’s ego. He wants to block his neighbors view but what the hell he’s Jed York!
Yeah it’s Sunday which means another loss for the 9ers. That should make Trent real happy as he realizes he really sucks. If one is going to suck at something go whole hog and do the job right!
The Bidwells and the Yorks two families that really suck at football stewardship. Yuk, yuk…….
I keep waiting for Jed to do something but I guess the Cabana is something.
New thread is up.