Much Ado About Something?

As the trainwreck of this offseason unwinds, the fate of the team, it’s direction, who their QB is, and many other burning questions, still remain in the dark. And anything likely won’t come to light any time soon. However, the upcoming combine should provide a whole new plethora of innuendo and rumor. Gather enough football people together in the same location, and you guarantee a whirlwind of unsubstantiated truthisms flying around. I’m sure the Kappy trade talk will get bandied about out in strip clubs and bars all over Indianapolis. Wherever the team execs, scouts, and agents hang out.

In the 49ers case, the frenzy revolves around our once and future quarterback. As I said even before Chip was hired that it would be interesting to see what Kaepernick and hip could do together, it just may happen. The Colin camp has already leaked out the fact that he would like to go to the Jets. However, the Jets are likely going with Fitzpatrick, and have to account for Mo Wilkerson’s $$$. So that’s probably a non-starter. There are a ton of team that need QBs, and certainly ones that need a guy who could step right in, but the truth remains, his best shot at being successful is likely to be right here with Chip.

The best bet for a trade would seem to be Houston. They managed to get into the playoffs with a strong defense and a weak-ass division. Any kind of consistency from the QB position would help them immensely. Throw in the fact that they wont be getting a Goff type guy since their draft position is low, they can take a mid-round QB and hand the job to Kaepernick.

An interesting destination that I thought of would be Chicago. The Bears HAVE to be frustrated with the inconsistency that is Jay Cutler. Plus he’s not getting any younger, so at least giving Kappy a shot to displace the mistake at the bottom of the lake is a possibility. Other than that, lots of unknown guys will get their chance to shine, and a lot of studs will blow this combine off. Seeing as we need help just about everywhere, I’m sure the ‘brain(fart)trust’ will keep their eyes peeled.

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106 Responses to Much Ado About Something?

  1. Nipper's avatar Nipper says:

    Okay Kap has the arm BUT does he have the head to go with it? Will he study the playbook? Will a leopard change his spots? Will Chipper use him? Will the OL be beefed up? Will the Niners have an effective running game? Will there be effective receivers? Will Bullwinkle lose his antlers? Will Rocky quit flying? Stay tuned for as the turf changes or when can we win again?

  2. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    These questions, and more . . . As the Stomach Turns . . .

    The whole point to this is, if we are going with a new QB that we will be drafting, the idea is to ease that guy in, not throw him to the wolves behind a shitty line. The line won;t be fixed immediately, so we might as well go with the best guy suited to winning now. Which certainly isn’t Gaine Blabbert.

    It’s fucking lunacy that this is even in the playbook. Gabbert can say all the right things and pretend he’s doing good, but he isn’t. And he won’t. Unless a steady diet of 4 yard passes floats your boat. Kappy may not be Mr. Right. But he is Mr. Right Now.

    Ooooh. Buwwtt went all ALL CAPS on Skeebies site. What a chickenshit fucktard.
    25 years of mindlessly following the herd. Now he’s all crazy and shit. Oooh. Stamp your little feet, skippy. You look so tough.

  3. Winder's avatar Winder says:

    All this bullshit is just a game for leverage. Until Kappy actually says something it’a all crap. And, I agree Gabbert might be a better game manager but Kap can do more things that can change the game. I still think we should draft ‘tiny hands Goff’ at #7 and go from there. If Kap really doesn’t want to be here then we have to let him go, no matter what chipper says.

  4. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Yeah, the thing is though, as noted, Kappy doesn’t have a shitload of leverage. Mainly because of the contract he signed. Even dumping him outright doesn’t hurt the Niners all that much. Thing is, I think we try to squeeze out something going the trade route. Shit, we got a 2 and a 4 for Young Sir Alex, so we should be able to get a3 and 6 or some shit. All keeping him after 4/1 means is that he’s now on the block.

    There’s too much talent untapped to just toss him.

  5. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Hey, he very well could stay. But again, this is playing out just like Harbaugh. Bullshit and lies spread by the team until all bridges are napalmed.

  6. Winder's avatar Winder says:

    yeah, I figure he’s gone but it would be nice to get something for him. I guess if we don’t cut him that’s still possible. There is way to much drama for a club that is in such mess. Business as usual for a Baalke run team. I think Chip is just a figure head.

  7. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    As mediocre as Baalje has been in the draft, I keep coming back to the Gase deal. Jed is the ONLY one In position to kill year deal.

    Which is very disheartening

  8. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    So refreshing to see Buwwitt talking to himself in Skeebieland.

    Hyuk!

    • Nipper's avatar Nipper says:

      Bullit must talk to himself constantly and probably answers back with “Yes dear.”

      • unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

        Between Buwwittbakken talking to himself and his constant lying and crying, its laughable.

        What happened to ‘support your team no matter what’? Only heard that for 10 years from dillweed.

  9. Nipper's avatar Nipper says:

    His latest fresh from the “other” blog. “Lots of crow has been consumed in the barnyard. Chuckles just can’t get his fill of crow. Hyuk!”

  10. Winder's avatar Winder says:

    Well, it’s kind of a dead time and the bullit/chuck long distance bickering is at least somewhat entertaining.

  11. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Dubs finishing a brutal road trip. If they pull this one out, it’ll be epic.

  12. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Holy shit. Golden state is relentless.

  13. Nipper's avatar Nipper says:

    Even the national guys are praising the Warriors. Everyone loves a winner. Only the former players are not convinced.

  14. Nipper's avatar Nipper says:

    Latest from Bullit. ……..Baalke is stupid for not drafting a QB and Chuck is a doofus.

  15. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Yeah, when I was saying we should draft a QB in 2013, 2014, and 2015, where was he? Sucking NoFear’s dick and tickling Skeebies balls while getting rimmed from Bakken.

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  16. Winder's avatar Winder says:

    We have to take a QB 1st or 2nd this year or we are just blowing smoke. Whether they pan out or not is not really relevant at this point. There is at least a 50% chance of failure for any position we pick in those slots. QB is still the most important position and we just have to take that chance.

  17. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    I feel the same way about WR, Winder. We’ve missed out on about 15 guys who could have immensely helped these last 3 drafts. Instead we get injured 4th round prayers.

    I’ve been saying to draft a QB for a while now. We NEED one this draft. Paxton would scare the shit out of me, but at this point I don;t give a shit. At least it means they are trying to get somewhere with someone who could make a big impact.

  18. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Hey Phil, I didn’t go all schitzo here. You did. I didn’t ban you, block you, or provoke you. You did that all by yourself. And no one is stopping you from posting here. Unlike Skeebs and his little coven of scared kittens. Don’t cry foul and act like a chickenshit like Buwwitt. I have no problem with dissenting opinions. I have a problem with getting bashed for my opinions from a place where I’ve been banned. Reactionary? You suck up to the closest clown next to you. If you have a problem, bring it here. Otherwise, shut the fuck up about it.

    Or act the scared kitten like the rest.

  19. Nipper's avatar Nipper says:

    Blast away Chuck and sound a loud BLEEP YOU while you’re at it.

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