French Fried Garbage

Well, the early test of relevance came and went in a flash. Carlos Hyde dropped a 3rd and short pass on the opening drive, and Seattle never looked back. Like the Green Bay game, the defense actually put pressure on Russell Wilson, and sacked him 5 times. However, there were a lot of busted overages, and guys wide open on crucial 3rd down plays. Unfortunately, the defense was helped none at all by the offense.  In another dismal showing, the offense couldn’t run, pass, block, or sustain drives.

Yes, Kaepaernick was under pressure. Yes, he threw a lot of shitty passes. But again, every time they showed the coverages and Kappy broke contain, every receiver was covered. For whatever reason, this team cannot scheme to get guys open. This shit drove me nuts with Alex Smith. Wideouts never seem to know how to help out a QB on the move. This is a scheme thing. VD did get open a couple times, and Kappy made a nice back-shoulder pass to Boldin, but 5 passes do not make a game. Again, Torrey Smith did not get a deep ball. On 3rd and 19, throw deep. If it’s picked off, it’s better than our 5th round turd punting the ball.  No harm no foul when shit is going bad.

What next? Well, Kappy apparently bruised his hand amid the turmoil last night. No bone breaks, but I wonder if he gets a seat for the Ram game coming up. The Rams are a mess themselves as they stagger to a slow 2-3 start. Are we the next team to get on top of them? I find that hard to fathom as this team has no identity on offense, and inconsistency is apparent on every facet of play. Atlanta is going to blow us away like Pittsburgh and AZ did, so it looks like 3-6 is the best aspiration for this team.

I can’t understand how a QB that won so many playoff games on the road  in pressure situations (Atl, GB, Carolina) is now a shell of his former self. All this crap of the league catching up to him is a load of shit. If this team had a better system in place, I’m certain Kappy would look better. As it is, he’s catching the heat. Rightly so for some of it, but the team is failing, not just the QB.

As far as the management goes, this team may be in for the big blow-up. Trent Baalke is on the hot seat as his drafts have been less than stellar lately. The inability to land a bona fide WR is killing this team. They need O line help, CB help, RB depth, and another QB to groom. Throw in pass rushers, and you have the issues with this team.

Sure, they could right the ship and get to some sort of respectability, but it doesn’t look good at this point. The line is still very inconsistent, and Kilgore is slow to come back and may miss the year. Throw in the mass exodus and there you have it. And underwhelming season with a makeshift coaching staff.

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76 Responses to French Fried Garbage

  1. Nipper's avatar Nipper says:

    The worst thing about this whole mess it makes Skeebers look like an all knowing sage. Yikes!

  2. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    No it doesn’t. He’s a spineless idiot forever bemoaning the loss of Alex Smith. Boo hoo.

    All his endless pissing and moaning aside, the state of the team now has a lot to do with Jim Harbaugh’s actions these past few seasons. Kappy was Harbaugh’s pick as the QB of the future. How and why this isn’t working out is plainly up for debate, but the facts of the matter are the picks Harbaugh lobbied for aren’t working out. LMJ being another one.

    Baalke has drafted well for the defense, and since Harbaugh was the offensive mastermind, you’d think his fingerprints are all over guys like AJJ, LMJ, Hunter, VMcD, MMartin, Lattimore, Patton, and Ellington.

    Baalke is now the guy on the plank. He has to feel the noose tightening around his neck as these offensive picks continue to underwhelm. Hyde looked promising, but he’s having problems staying on the field. The dearth of WRs these past 5 drafts is telling.

  3. dirtnrocksnomo's avatar dirtnrocksnomo says:

    I could give a rats ass about Alex Smith but it is kind of funny to see the AS excuses now carried over to Kaepernick. Shoulda extended your stay in Rome Chuck.

  4. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    Okay so from Ronnie Lott, Joe Montana, Brent Jones, all of them say let Kap be Kap, they all say get him out from behind center and let him do his thing. The hell with this old school be hind center BS!!

  5. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    I don’t know. But the guy played at a very high level for 2.5 years before this shitstorm of the past couple. Having a line that gives him time would help. Deciding whether to be a zone-blocking team or a straight-ahead scheme would help. They are all over the place and have no identity.

    Hyde is hurt, and Bush is useless inside, and we aren’t run blocking well anyway. Teams are teeing off once we fall behind. Which seems to be every game.

    I think it’s a little more than ‘Kappy sucks.’

    • Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

      Kap only sucks when he is under center. When he goes to the shot gun ALL teams know he is passing. They only had 42 offensive plays and 7 of those were 3 and out! Someone on KNBR said the Niners are easy to read. Defenses know what it takes to stop them!

  6. rtfirefly's avatar rtfirefly says:

    I tried to warn you guys. The good: we now have the #6 draft slot. The bad: other crappy teams play this weekend and a couple others have had byes already. They’ll catch us and we’ll be back down to about #10. This is what I feared. This is Mediocreville. This is the trap that many bad teams fall into, and can never escape. Pleasing the fans means at least giving lip service to winning. That translates into just enough wins year after year to make it much more difficult to get those immediate, sure fire top picks that can help a franchise turn around. As we’ve argued before, top picks do NOT guarantee success in the draft. But they sure can help. Of course, with Jeb and TB I don’t think it’ll matter much, but that’s another story.

    • unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

      RTF, the Niners had a ton of high picks from 2004-2010. Scotty built a strong team with those picks. Constantly sucking got them a lot of talent that Harbaugh put to good use. Then they got old and retired/left. Now the team is backsliding. Baalke hasn’t done enough to keep the team stocked with talent. Especially on the offensive side of things. Which is why this last draft confounded me.

      This is the cycle of the NFL though. Teams like NE keep the ball rolling through these cycles. Most other teams don’t. They have the luxury of playing in a dogshit division so they were always playoff contenders.

      • snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

        I’ve said that many times. Pats play in a decade and a half long division full of patsies. Guaranteed to win pretty much 6 division games every season. Win half the rest, and you’re already at 11 wins…

  7. 12th man's avatar 12th man says:

    Bethea to IR.

  8. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Tartt looked like he suffered a concussion as well yesterday. Didn’t hear anything though.

  9. Nipper's avatar Nipper says:

    The losses are so bad something has to give. Somebody will walk the plank………soon. The crowd will demand it! Scapegoats are common in sports. It’s a cruel business.

  10. rtfirefly's avatar rtfirefly says:

    Tomsula’s not the real problem, nor the only one, but I would’ve fired him after the game for those two fourth quarter punts – unless he’s intentionally tanking, in which case I would’ve picked another team against which to do it – not the Seaturkeys.

    I can’t even imagine Lombardi, Landry, Walsh, Parcells coaching today ever conceding a game to their biggest rivals. They’d shoot themselves first.

  11. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Hard to have confidence in your offense when they’ve gained 120 yards in 3.5 quarters and you are debating going for it on 4th and 3 from your 26, but yeah, this is what got Mooch ousted.

    If they get to 7 wins it’ll be a shock based on what they’ve shown.

    • rtfirefly's avatar rtfirefly says:

      It wasn’t the same. Mooch got fired for a first half kneeldown deep in their own territory. There was still an entire second half to play, and a fourth down attempt would’ve made any possible comeback that much tougher. This was a case where they needed 3 scores and only had the 4th qtr to do it. If you have that little confidence in the offense YOU have installed then you are in the wrong business and should be selling shoes or something – or just stick with being a line coach.

    • rtfirefly's avatar rtfirefly says:

      *a failed fourth down attempt would’ve led to more Atlanta points as they would’ve started in FG position

  12. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Atlanta? It was the fact that Mooch didn’t try to score with time on the clock. It had nothing to do with a 4th down call for Mooch. It was the fact he didn’t go the aggressive route.

    The Niners had the ball on the 20, 1st and 10, with close to a minute left in the 2nd quarter and chose to run the clock out. They were down pretty big but still didn’t try. Just like yesterday. Actually yesterday they were close.

  13. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    If you’re going to have a team that sucks, go all the way and lose a ton. Get in position for a top 5 draft position. Winning 4 or 5 games is no good — as said above, mediocrity breeds mediocre level picks, and you end up like the Warriors, spinning wheels for years and years. Look at the Stros and Cubs — they parlayed a bunch of high picks stockpiled over some dogmeat seasons into really good lineups now. So enjoy this dogmeat season for little successes, hope for 2 wins only, and a really high pick position…

  14. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    That’s a fool’s errand, Snarkk. Cleveland, Detroit, Tenn, St L, and plenty of other teams have drafted high for years and it has gotten them nowhere.

    Baalke’s track record is spotty. Who;s to say he drafts well higher up?

  15. Berger's avatar Berger says:

    I have ignored blogging for a while because my time is better spent talking with people who aren’t fooling themselves in to believing g some national writers who don’t pay much attention to detail. They just know what they see on TV, like the average fan. I have not been reading the comments here so this post is not pointed at anybody in particular. But because I am an experienced blogger I know what is being said. How could one not know. I will say exactly what I have been saying all along and move on again until something changes. Either smarter posters or a big change on the team.

    Kap is not the problem and has never been the problem. Kap started his career great. He had a coaching staff run a college offense last year which made it hard to improve his acumen for certain pro defenses. Other teams spotted RoBaugh’s tendencies and exploited them. The problem was the coach in that Kap was not learning how to run a pro offense. Harbaugh even called the plays at practice. This year Kap has the worst offensive line in the league, by far, and the whole team is learning a new system. There is not a QB who would succeed behind this line. Russell Wilson has similar problems with his line but he has a running game and receivers that get open by 10 yards when he scrambles. That is a huge difference.

    The problem is the offensive line. Read what former O-lineman Mark Schlereff had to say, “In 12 years of playing, and 15 years of broadcasting, it’s the worst I have ever seen an offensive line play consistently across this league. It’s pathetic.” Sounds like he is saying it is our consistency as the problem, which is what I think because I thought our 2003 line was as bad or worse.

    Mark goes on to make fun of the Kap bashers and talk more about the situation at hand: “‘Oh Colin Kaepernick, it’s time to move on, he can’t play.’ Stretch Armstrong couldn’t play behind that line of scrimmage right there. I don’t care if you’re a super hero, you’re not doing anything behind the way they played last night. They should be embarrassed … C’mon, clown. Block somebody.”

    Isn’t this what I’ve been saying? C’mon clown fans, learn to know what you are seeing. Like I’ve been saying, fix the line and Kap will suddenly become a really good QB again, like he did vs NY and Baltimore. Funny how that works. Outside of a possible comment or two again this morning to reply to the idiots who think I’m full of it, I’m gone for a while again. Reading most of what I’m reading these days is wasted time. It’s kind of like watching the 49ers if Devey and Pears are allowed to keep killing our season by manning the right side of our O-line. This is on the coach if he doesn’t try some big changes to the O-line by the next game.

  16. Berger's avatar Berger says:

    Check the filter Chuck.

  17. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Funny Bergs but what you said is exactly what I said in my post.

    This team can’t get receivers open to save their lives. An ongoing problem.

  18. 12th Man's avatar 12th Man says:

    Its easy to jump on Kap and he has his fair share of blame but this O line is historically bad:

    http://www.csnbayarea.com/49ers/ex-nfl-lineman-49ers-o-line-worst-last-three-decades

    Excuses? Nobody will play well behind this line. Squawks have a good to elite pass rush and so do the Rams. The right side is severely overmatched.

    Tomsula had to make more radical changes than just splitting time between Devey and Tiller.
    Boone is a tackle playing guard, change that and put him at RT. Even if it didn’t work it would be no worse than Pears. Tiller should replace Devey completely. Play Thomas at LG, the season is effectively over so what is there left to lose? Kilgore may not be coming back so Martin is it as far as I can see. They tried other players at C but he was considerably better, scary I know.

    One aspect of the games I have no respect for is that the coaches and Kap keep playing it “safe” on O even when the game is clearly being lost. What difference is another turn over or pick when you are losing by more than 1 score in the 4th quarter? What are they protecting? Lose by 10 or lose by 17 who gives a shit? 2 picks or 4 picks so what?

    They have to go all out to try to win at the end of these games not play to make the final score look respectable.

    • snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

      No doubt the OL is bad. Everybody knows it. So, if they can’t fix that with personnel, call plays to minimize the impact of the rush. Quick throws, screens, draws, run Kap. He didn’t have one run the “Hawks” game. He might get hurt, he might not. Whatever…

      • 12th Man's avatar 12th Man says:

        I agree Snarkk. They are not going all out to win once the game gets lopsided.
        They keep playing it “safe” as though that somehow will bring about a win.
        Its a balance, I get that, they don’t want to throw a bunch of risky plays in there too early but once it is clear they are going to lose unless they throw caution to the wind then go all out.

  19. Winder's avatar Winder says:

    Everyone knew our OL was a priority but we did nothing. I don’t understand the thinking. IT STARTS IN THE TRENCHES. I was a center in Pop Warner and that is where I learned that. The only thing i can think of is we don’t have very good evaluators. And, if memory serves we got Willis with the 11th pick so you never know. How many too 10 picks end up being worth the spot, dunno but my guess is less than half.

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