Geepster Chryst, Superstar

And Ron The Hedgehog Jeremy. This is your offensive brain trust for the 2015 season. Trent the Terrible and Sit Jef Tweetsalot are rolling in to this upcoming season with a team that has some very good talent. A solid draft, something Baalke has been family good with, would even make the team stronger. The issues are a aeemingly misbegotten bunch of MFL rejects and on-house flu lies for coaches. The seeming joy the players felt after hearing that St Jim the Tyrant was replaced by the hedgehog was quickly dispelled when George Pattick Geepster was named OC. It looked as if it was simply a cot cutting move. Thing is, they were rebuffed by more than a few candidates. Kiffin, Chud, and Dhanny Jr to name a few. So, some of this was an issue of avoiding what appears to be a situation where a young owner is overshadowed by his GM. No head coach on his right mind comes in to s situation where the underlings have already been chosen. Same goes for OC. They did this backwards because they wanted to control the process. I’m not saying this won’t work, but at some point, Jed is going to have to stand up to Baalke and tell him to worry about personal and let a strong head coach coach. As it was under Harbaugh, Trent was threatened by Harbaugh’s success (I’d guess) and let it be known he was in charge. The infighting, instead of being quieted by the owner, was encouraged, or at least allowed to fester. They got what they want. What happens now will be very interesting. Everyone knows that Baalke is behind most of the shit that went on. This is his baby now. If this next season goes down the shitter, I wonder what Young Jed Tweetsalot will say.

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80 Responses to Geepster Chryst, Superstar

  1. Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

    I think it was on KNBR last night? Anyway when Harbaugh was hired it took him 4 days to assemble his staff.

  2. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    People wanted to work with him?

  3. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Say what you will but th

  4. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Say what you will, this isn’t the way to build a coaching staff.

    We’ll see what happens. Like I keep saying jus get tbe passing game going and were good.

  5. Berger's avatar Berger says:

    What a major crock of bullshit. Listening the all the experts who somehow know how to assemble a staff is amazing. Idiots all. Not being happy with the selections is one thing, saying a timeline makes a difference is for ignorance. People are being upset just to be upset. I guess it makes you all feel better. Join the crying crowd all of you while I laugh at you all for being such blog experts.

    Harbaugh had much of his staff assembled at Stanford, of course it took him less time. Pull your heads out of your asses for crying out loud.

    Besides, Jed is excited about the changes so we must be all set! LOL!

    All in all, I’m OK with all the hires except OC. The problem I have with that hire isn’t that I think it is bad, it’s that I don’t know what to expect. If we start going RoBaugh/Singletary/Jumbo again I’ll be upset. Or if we go RoBaugh spread without knowing how to call plays for that offense like this last year, I’ll be upset. For me, I’ll have to wait and see before I know to happy or upset.

    You blog experts keep being blog experts if it makes you happy. The funniest line I have yet to see is one of the Three Stooges is personally holding Jed accountable! Bwa Ha Ha Ha Ha! Jed must be shaking at the empty Bullit being fired at him! I’ll be laughing at that one for months!

    • Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

      Berger, that is fine, but when your GM comes out and says the Niners are dedicated to the run, it is no wonder no one wants to come here. if you are being considered for the OC job but already someone is telling you how you are going to run it, would you take that job? I don’t thik so.

    • Irish Kevin's avatar Irish Kevin says:

      Berger that is fine. But when the Niners GM comes out and says the Niners are committed to the run what potential OC is going to want to come here. When you go to an interview most employers ask what are your visions. They don’t ask are you committed to…

  6. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    The problem I have is the coach isn’t hiring his staff. The OC isn’t hiring his staff. It’s all fairly random. And it’s being directed by the GM.

    Doesn’t mean it won’t work just that usually doesn’t .

  7. Nipper's avatar Nipper says:

    BLEEP!

  8. The ULTIMATE crock of shit is my buddy Berger buying into Jed’s Bobby McFerrin’s “Don’t Worry Be Happy” song and dance. Only to be followed by a knee-deep shovelful of fresh 49er horseshit.

    THIS Blog Expert and long-standing and full-fledged member of the Stooge, Boob and Mook 49er Peanut Gallery Coaching Club of the Piece of Shit Hometown of former Heisman Trophy winner, bartender, owner and garbage-taker-outer of the Antler’s in Historic Downtown Pinole — Gino fucking Torretta would like to tell you and Tomsula…

  9. This Jed York maiden claiming $6250 horseshit has 6-10 written all over it —
    If they find a lucky horseshoe or two.
    Looks like I picked the right year to stop watching football.

  10. Nipper's avatar Nipper says:

    BLEEP II….!

  11. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Seattle’s got the better D, Pats have the better QB and HC. This should be good football. Should. Then again, that’s what the last SB looked like, then the game started. I’ll go with Seattle by 24-20…

  12. Lurker John's avatar Lurker John says:

    I don’t know if I’d give the coaching nod to Belichick . Carroll’s been pretty damn good and knows what he’s doing. It’s still hard for me to pick against Seattle, but I’ll be a huge Pats fan for a day. I hate Seattle that much.

    • Winder's avatar Winder says:

      I feel the same. Carroll’s surrounded himself with a good coaching staff and their drafts have panned out for the most part. I hate to admit it but they are a real good team, that plays like a team should. i still think Carroll is more Rah-Rah than anything else though.

      • NJ49ER's avatar NJ49er says:

        Agree Winder, I see Tomsula fitting that back-slapper ‘motivator’ role for us as well.

        All we need now is, for Dan Quinn to screw up their Coaching Staff, when he leaves next week for ATL.

  13. NJ49er's avatar NJ49er says:

    Chuck, the gem hire of this Coaching Staff assembly tour, could go to Tomsula, for pulling Steve Logan back into the fold.

    Everything I’ve uncovered on Logan suggests, he’s got a passion for the Offensive side of the game.
    He also appears to be an excellent chalk-talk type of Coach, which should provide excellent support for Kaep.
    Geep to OC may indeed be a head scratcher/fall back plan but, he will provide some semblance of continuity, if nothing else.

    For all the bantering and blog brawling that’s gone on since Jim moved on, my concerns have been for the further development of the Offense and Kaep.
    If that succeeds, we’ll all be happy.

    Gamble returning, is a quiet, but well executed maneuver too I think.

  14. robbiedeluca's avatar robbiedeluca says:

    Im bàaaaaaaak

  15. rob's avatar robbiedeluca says:

    Im baaaak

  16. rob's avatar robbiedeluca says:

    Billiecheat is pete carroll with tom brady on his team

  17. NJ49ER's avatar NJ49er says:

    I was expecting to see your picture on the back of the milk cartons in FL Rob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. 12th Man's avatar 12th Man says:

    Boldin says Geep has a great O mind and expects to do well. I have no idea what Geep can do cause I’ve yet to see. I’m with Berger, I’m not willing to trash the coaching staff without at least seeing what they intend to do.

    If all it takes is name recognition to do well how come the same names keep rotating?

    None of us know if any of these guys are good or not but some decide they are bums just based on not being a “known” commodity or famous name. Well here is a question, how did the well known coaches become well known? They got an opportunity and it worked out, so here is an opportunity for Geep et al right?

    • NJ49ER's avatar NJ49er says:

      Agree 12th.
      Moving Chryst away from QB Coach suggests they are looking for something more from Kaep?
      Keeping Chryst as OC also keeps the terminology consistent.
      Not a ‘reach’ or ‘overreaction’ by the looks of it.

      I can say I’m pleasantly surprised with the info I’ve found on Steve Logan.
      Tomsula was apparently the guy who brought him aboard too.

      So, his hiring appears to have been done on the relationship they forged together in NFLE.

      Time will tell where all of this will take us.
      I’m going to remain optimistic, since there ain’t a damn thing I can do about it anyway.

      • 12th Man's avatar 12th Man says:

        Several coaches have ties to Tomsula NJ, which suggests that Tomsula is the one doing the hiring.

      • NJ49ER's avatar NJ49er says:

        Many thought Tomsula’s shortcomings as HC were tied to his lack of connections in the NFL 12th.
        I do think it’s a handicap of sorts but, he’s been an excellent DLine Coach.
        We’ll see how he does.

        By all accounts, the players that have spoken seem to appreciate what he brings to the table.
        Can’t knock that.

      • 12th Man's avatar 12th Man says:

        It was the idea that Baalke is doing all the coach hiring that is clearly false that I was going for there NJ.

      • NJ49ER's avatar NJ49er says:

        Understood 12th, many made that assumption, not me.
        Baalke was in Mobile for the Senior Bowl, Tomsula was working the phones doing his piece to assemble his Staff.

        They seem to have had a pretty cohesive plan in place, to get this thing ironed out.

      • NJ49ER's avatar NJ49er says:

        Seems as though Baalke recruited To Gamble while in Mobile also.
        That could prove to be a pretty solid move going forward.

      • NJ49ER's avatar NJ49er says:

        Tom Gamble that is….

  19. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Gamble’s coming back is a bigger deal that most of the coach hirings…

    • NJ49ER's avatar NJ49er says:

      Agree Snarkk –
      Takes some heat off of Baalke, doubles the coverage on the available talent pool too.

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