Well, in lieu of anything happening otherwise, and VD’s been raked over the coals long enough, news out of Los Angeles is that Aldon Smith will not be facing any charges out of the ‘misunderstanding’ at LAX earlier this year.
Whe asked what the problem was at LAX, Aldon said, “One of my friends asked me what the problem was with the offense. I told him, we need to put more WRs on the field. Run 3-4 WR sets. We need to spread the formations to open up the running lanes. And we need to occasionally throw a BOMB!”
And the mayhem ensued. This of course is 4th hand information gotten from a guy at Cinnabon who talked to a flight attendant who talked to a baggage handler who knew one of the TSA agents whose brother was there.
This is good news all around for the Niners and especially Young Aldon. If he keeps his nose clean for the next couple weeks, his suspension looks to be 4 games max. I’d think with time served and good behavior, he’ll get 2 games off. Aldon needs to learn from this and take the appropriate precautions when geting his swerve on in the future.
Forty Niners Forever 
Quick takes:
1.) Vernon Davis caught in a ponzi scheme, now holding out? Good PR instincts. The fans won’t resent him because of this move. Lol.
2.) Just watched a CFL game on ESPN 2 while I worked out. If I was a qb on the NFL bubble, I’d go there and play. Their defensive coordinators are as competent as Chuck’s therapist. It’s been five years of Syble on the blogs and Chuck still thinks multiple user names are funny. They aren’t clever, funny and certainly don’t add anything to the blogs.
3.) The stock market reached 17,000 because of high frequency trading adding a ton of volume to the market. It’s a bubble. Beware. Call NoFear and get some tips on how to live after the Armageddon. The only thing keeping America’s economy rolling right now is all the oil and natural gas we’ve recently found. Did you know America is now the number one producer of oil, beating out Saudi Arabia and Russia?
4.) Also watched the Neitherlands vs Costa Rica. That was a soccer game. The Neitherlands can attack and Costa Rica got lucky several times. Wish there were more South American teams not named Brazil still in the tourney. I like that the Brazilian players all have one name and think they’re God’s gift to the world. I have no problem with that, I have much the same failings myself. Spitblood =’s God’s gift to blogging. I’m no hypocrite.
Quack!
ahhh, heard about the microfractions-of-a- second stock trading sweeping Wall St?
Yay. An new unknown way for the rich to game the system.
Arf!
They are all liars
Makes you wonder just what Josh Gordon thinks about,. Oh yeah, how can I destroy my career today. He better jump into Rehab soon.
I’ll drink to that! …..burp!
Spit I’m surprised to see you coin me as Mel Kiper Jr.
What happened to Baalke Jr? Or Beetle Juice? Or Idiot?
You may dislike the opinions I bring here but, you’re never caught short for a reason to drop a sarcastic remark or nickname on anyone.
The main ingredient that is missed with having a sense of humor in this environment is, the keyboard.
I’m all in for a good laugh and, I rarely take life too seriously.
Hence, we can never know from the written word, just who’s joking, and who’s not, unless we prefaced an exchange with something suggesting it’s a joke, or intended to be humorous.
As for hammering your foreskin?
Whatever……..
Speaking of jokes, here’s Johnny Eightball rolling a 20 in a Vegas bathroom . . . .
http://thebiglead.com/2014/07/07/johnny-manziel-las-vegas-bathroom-rolling-twenty-dollar-bill/
The price of celebrity, indeed. What’s worse? Possibly jeopardizing your football career by doing drugs in a bathroom stall, or following someone into a bathroom to take their picture?
NJ – You shut your mouth when you’re talking to me….
Right.
New thread is up.