Well, in lieu of anything happening otherwise, and VD’s been raked over the coals long enough, news out of Los Angeles is that Aldon Smith will not be facing any charges out of the ‘misunderstanding’ at LAX earlier this year.
Whe asked what the problem was at LAX, Aldon said, “One of my friends asked me what the problem was with the offense. I told him, we need to put more WRs on the field. Run 3-4 WR sets. We need to spread the formations to open up the running lanes. And we need to occasionally throw a BOMB!”
And the mayhem ensued. This of course is 4th hand information gotten from a guy at Cinnabon who talked to a flight attendant who talked to a baggage handler who knew one of the TSA agents whose brother was there.
This is good news all around for the Niners and especially Young Aldon. If he keeps his nose clean for the next couple weeks, his suspension looks to be 4 games max. I’d think with time served and good behavior, he’ll get 2 games off. Aldon needs to learn from this and take the appropriate precautions when geting his swerve on in the future.
Forty Niners Forever 
Now for something really funny…how bout today’s ESPN QB ranking? Kap was 14? Tony Romo was T-8. And you people laugh at my Romo love. I’m still looking for Alex Smith’s ranking. But my computer screen doesn’t scroll down that far.
Who gives a rat’s ass about those stupid ESPN qb rankings? Oh, did Trent Dilfer and Kurt Warner start a qb ranking think tank for more stats, blog hits and debates? I honestly hate Trent Dilfer. Do you know why I hate him? Because his son died. No man in the history of men should have to deal with something like that. I should love Trent Dilfer, support him no matter what and deal with the absolute 110% homerisms analysis he gives on a nightly basis during the season and NFL draft. But I can’t. So I hate him and it’s like those Chinese finger traps. The more I hate him, the more I feel like an asshole inside, which makes me hate him worse. I can’t even look at him on my TV. I honestly change the channel.
Well don’t forget FlyingV, the reason for this blog in the first place. Was he picking on you, too?
It’s so easy to be brave from a safe distance. Let’s hear more bold talk from the one-eyed fat man from the safety behind the keyboard.
It’s you who attacks everyone that disagrees with your golden bullshit and then cries foul when you get taken to task for it. Ask anyone. If the best you can do is reply to me with my reply reconfigured you should quit trying to make everyone think you know enough to post your own thoughts instead of just regurgitating what the bleacher tabloid or Kawakami has to say.
Keep flailing around with that stick of “I own the blog” like a blindfolded kid at a piñata. You may knock yourself out yet.
No, he was being an inane asshole. Like he still is on the Chron blog.
You know. Just like you are. Do you ever post about football anymore? Or is it all whiny bullshit?
How about you start a blog?
Waah! Just force the e world to fit into your narrative, skippy.
it’s everyone else, not you.
Yeah, sorry if my post was too hurtful for your delicate sensibilities.
Come on. You ARE distracted by shiny things.
Wow, pulling out the kawakami card again? An oldie but goodie. Really though. That’s just laziness on your part, Maynard.
At least I don’t resort to bragging about my arsenal.
ARF!
Oink!
Bleep!
Well, I did just read Kawakami to see how much I parrot him, and well, he sounds much more like NoFear than me. He was of a mind to see Aldon Smith not signed to his 5th year, while I said they would be stupid not to. Other than that, he hasn’t said much.
Thou doth protest too much. About anything and everything.
Well it’s almost the 4th of July. I hope all you miscreants and degenerates enjoy the holiday. In all honesty, despite the game being rigged in America right now, completely serving the needs and whimsies of the rich in America, America is still the best damn country in the world. I’d die fighting for it – or the idea of it. Chuck with his liberal slant, NoFear in his survival bunker, 12th with his retarded twin brother finishing last in the Special Olympics, NJ AKA Mel Kiper lite, Nipper’s bleeps, Spitblood constantly kissing ass and Del trying to create a strain of African American Mallards so he can degrade them while serving up sourdough. We’re all different, but we can all get along in our twisted, perverted quest for 6! Happy 4th of July… a day early, and GO NINERS!!!
And here I thought Spitty was the gay whopper.
Right. I’ll be busy with my Che Guevara celebration in place of supporting our country. Viva Castro!
Or something like that. And no fucking around with fireworks. Shit’s like a tinder box out there. I don’t want my place burning down.
Let’s see if NoFear understands humor.
And let’s hear it for SCOTUS. Doing more to fuck the people since the days of JP Morgan.
SCOTUS is pissing on the Constitution and all the hand-wringers on the right are turning a blind eye to it. Curious, to say the least, since that is such a battle cry of the NASCAR Republican crowd. I guess ignoring the Constitution only means something when it doesn’t follow the narrative.
“Del trying to create a strain of African American Mallards so he can degrade them while serving up sourdough.”
I’m gonna have to up my security. You’ve obviously have been spying on my secret Duck Lab where I conduct embryonic stem cell research. it’s harder then you think. You try cross-pollinating the DNA of Kunta Kinte and Maya Angelou into a duck. It ain’t easy. The one redeeming quality is that before we whip and beat the male mallard to death, the female sings him a lovely poem. Then Nipper serves the mint jelly and all is forgotten.
I’m not a rocket sturgeon, but you don’t take two black people and try to cross pollinate them with a duck. First, simple – take one black person – preferably still alive and not famous. Walk past them at the bus stop and scrape some DNA off them like in the movies when a pick-pocket bumps into the mark? Bump and scrape. Go watch The Sting for inspiration. Then when you have the black guy’s DNA, mix that with duck semen (which I know from spying on you that you’re expert at extracting) and impregnate a duck with it. I guarantee you’ll get an African American Mallard that loves ribs…. and can’t swim.
Speaking of ducks, and when aren’t I? Dude in the waiting room at the doctor’s office this morning was straight outta “Duck Dynasty.” I kid you not. He was wearing camouflage pants, a heavy metal t-shirt (didn’t recognize the band), a cap with the rebel flag emblem and he was sporting both a long salt-n-peeper (Push It) beard and ponytail.
I’m usually the biggest redneck in the room at any given time. But this dude had me beat by a country mile. I thought for a moment he might reach into his back pocket and bust out a duck call. But he was way beyond that point. Dude was more likely to pull out a mallard and start skinning the fucker right there in the office.
Good to know there’s still room on the totem pole.
hmmm…someone mention movie quotes
Dennis, I have just 5 words for you, Damn glad to see ya boy!!
I see all you boys are in rare form for talking BS. Chuck why do you roll around in the gutter with NF49er. He says stupid shit. My mom taught me not to talk to stupid people. that is why I don’t respond to him. Good rule to live by Chuck.
What on earth is an Irishman doing telling people they say stupid shit? That’s like a black man telling an Asian that he jumps too high or eats too much watermelon. That’s like Unca Chuck telling people they can only have one user name. That’s like an Asian telling a black man he’s not a good driver. The Irish invented saying stupid shit. Before Jesus created the Irish the world was full of people who worked hard, kept their nose to the grind stone, and they made mistakes like putting their penises in the wrong wife, but that was the serpent’s doing. Then Jesus created the Irish and “unto the world God brought a shit talking breed of red haired degenerates the likes of which will never be duplicated.” I think the book of Lamentations was named that way because God lamented his decision to create the Irish.
Like I said Chuck, mom taught me not to talk to stupid people!
Whatever you say, Syble.
I’ll drink to that!
Let the drinking begin. Happy BLEEPIN FOURTH! Damn…… where’s the burnt meat?
Happy Fourth of July my fellow Niner Fans!
And just for shits and giggles the Dow has topped 17,000 for the first time in history, Happy Birthday America…Some of us are doing very, very well.
Tony Dow has topped 17,000? Gee whiz, Wally, that’s a lot of women. You’re getting up in Wilt Chamberlain territory. Happy 4th you mooks.