Well, in lieu of anything happening otherwise, and VD’s been raked over the coals long enough, news out of Los Angeles is that Aldon Smith will not be facing any charges out of the ‘misunderstanding’ at LAX earlier this year.
Whe asked what the problem was at LAX, Aldon said, “One of my friends asked me what the problem was with the offense. I told him, we need to put more WRs on the field. Run 3-4 WR sets. We need to spread the formations to open up the running lanes. And we need to occasionally throw a BOMB!”
And the mayhem ensued. This of course is 4th hand information gotten from a guy at Cinnabon who talked to a flight attendant who talked to a baggage handler who knew one of the TSA agents whose brother was there.
This is good news all around for the Niners and especially Young Aldon. If he keeps his nose clean for the next couple weeks, his suspension looks to be 4 games max. I’d think with time served and good behavior, he’ll get 2 games off. Aldon needs to learn from this and take the appropriate precautions when geting his swerve on in the future.
Forty Niners Forever 
WOOF!
Unca –
Skeeber’s blog is beating your blog right now for one reason and one reason only: people skills. If you notice, Skeebers doesn’t engage people much on his blog unless there’s a problem or he’s providing readers with an update. This masks that Skeebers really doesn’t know much about football. Hell…. he was an Alex Smith fan, but the real reason is that Skeebers wants to be vanilla. It’s a strategy. People in general will continue to chose his site over yours until you can keep the peace better.
In my humble opinion, that doesn’t mean following his model of “chime in when necessary.” I think you add something to the blog when you argue with me or NoFear, in a no holds barred kinda way. Hell, what fun is running a blog when you don’t engage? My opinion is that chocolate ice cream beats vanilla until someone sharts in your chocolate. Then people want vanilla. Right now, people want vanilla. Del didn’t shart in your chocolate. This is a people skills issue.
12th – I completely agree with what you wrote. I didn’t paint you as NF light. I just thought you were both members of the Nazi party. I didn’t know you were an independent. I used to be an independent, but that changed last year. Just know that when I was selling real estate back in 2002-2010, and I was making a ton of dough, I was a conservative. Don’t f’n tax me, Uncle Sam. Now that wages are all but lost and the people at the top are raking in the money, I’m all about the Democrat. Call me what you will – a hypocrite, bandwagoner…… no loyalty. I admit it. I’ve been a liberal, a conservative, an independent and a libertarian….. if you can believe that. Before I die, I’ll probably jump ship another twenty times. It’s like ‘ole Grumpy used to say about football….. the pendulum swings. For me, political views are connected to a swinging pendulum. Right now wages are low, so I’m a Democrat. Once I’m livin’ high on the hog, Democrats are scum. That said, we can all find political common ground. There’s no reason for politics to be divisive here.
Regarding my use of the N word and retard, you can’t have it both ways. You can’t claim the Redskins fight is ‘over the top’ or we’re all too sensitive, and then chide me for using the word retard. Both are insensitive, politically incorrect, and I don’t care that much. Unlike my political inconsistencies, I know when people are oppressed and have a very consistent moral compass there. I know gays, Native Americans, African Americans and people with extra chromosomes are all equal. I always have. I knew long ago pillow biting wasn’t a choice. Some dudes just can’t resist biting a good pillow. My problem is two fold – one is “anything for a good joke.” I’ll sacrifice my good will created by defending the cause in a heart beat for a good one liner. My second problem is something you described about the Redskins. I agree we are all pussies. I resent that people don’t have thicker skin. And I don’t want to live a PC life. I know people who do and they bore me to death. I might be a lot of things, but I’ll never be boring.
And there’s that thoughtful guy again. Whilst i can see why you choose to draw a parallel
between my feelings about the Washington Redskins name and your use of mental retardation as a funny I obviously don’t agree and that is the point really isn’t it? It’s our differences that draw us back again and again.
As Winder says, thanks for the venue Chuck and I agree with Spit, your going off sometimes is funny as shit. Not sure about his idea that Skeebs is clueless about football though, he has written some solid stuff over there as has Berger.
Berger knows a lot more about football than Skeebers does. Berger’s real insights are about D line play. Skeebers is a read an article and summarize it (pass it off as his own idea) kinda guy. He can write. He’s a damn fine writer. But if you want Skeebers to come up with an original thought about football or the 49ers — one of his own — and explain why he came to that conclusion, you’re barkin’ up the wrong tree. Skeebers can’t do it. He can’t debate football. It’s not a big deal, really. He’s still a 49er fan.
I’ve interacted and read much more of Bergers stuff than Skeebs obviously, especially when he has had a few, and I basically agree with most of his opinions about the game. Skeebs is a background guy who sets the topic up and does a good job of it and chips in from time to time. You may be right about Skeebs plagiarizing, I have never really thought about it, but his pieces are well written and interesting.
Skeebers can write, no question about it. But he’s a fraud. Always has been.
Like I said I don’t care. Earlier in the offseason I was outdrawing him 10:1. Why? Well, politics and other weird fights like you and NJ. Other times there was just good commentary. It’s like the tide. Or as Grump said, the pendulum. back and forth up and down in and out, whatever the metaphor you want is.
Besides, like I said, if Skeebs didn’t have his village idiot in Bullit, he wouldn’t get 1/3 the hits he does.
I don’t care. I ain’t going to sit back either.
Del’s an important part to this blog. I’d just monitor him and delete his posts. Even Del can’t argue with that logic. He knows he’s a pain in the ass. Trust me.
We’ll see . . .
I agree for what it’s worth.
ah yes the PC crowd has ruined just about everything. At work, can’t cuss, tell a racy joke. use the n word, talk politics, or religion. did I cover it all? But with that said there are more sick fucks in the world so maybe we need this shit!!
My take on that is if it is generally offensive or accepted as offensive in society at large then don’t do it. If some splinter of society is screaming about it’s particular obscure rights being trampled by the vast majority then fuck em.
Well, therein lies the rub. I don’t mind all that much, but racism isn’t something I cotton to. Nor the overly graphic or disgusting aspects of the various proclivities out there. I don’t find that being PC, but whatever. There’s certainly places to find that out there in the wild wild Westworld.
Draw!
Great movie BTW. When it was ‘no-holds-barred’ it got way out of hand. Hence killing the old blog and starting this one.
The more the merrier I always say.
I never could stand Richard Benjamin. I was rooting for Yul Brenner all the way. Damn tourists!
Hah! No shit. . . Yul was bas ass in that.
Logan’s Run was another cool movie back in the day. Kinda hit or miss showing my son these movies.
I just want to chirp in on this one too. Most everyone that comes on this blog(or skeebs) has been around for quite awhile. Since I really don’t feel the need to attack anyone’s beliefs, morals, or PC correctness i rarely get involved with that stuff. Though at times I can get into it on Seaworms or Cowpie sites, mostly because the fans of those sites are the lowest form of life on the face of this planet. It all comes down to our own personalities and what we feel needs to be said. I think it’s great that there are so many differences of opinion here. And, I doubt anyone here really gives a shit what anybody else thinks. It would be pretty Goddamn boring if no one rocked the boat. Thanks for the blog chuck.
Kinda reminds me that when I was in my teens and twenty’s I used to drop quite a bit. While most of my friends wanted to commune with nature, find God, or look for something meaningful, I found it enjoyable just to sit in a tittie bar and drink pitchers of beer. Each to his own.
titties!
To each his own . . .
Reminds me of this, though.
Yeah Yul was the man!
Good Zappa stuff. Funny how priorities change over time.
Love Adrian Belew coming out at the end . . .
Good to see Bullitt in fine weasel form.
Thank god the World Cup is over for America. We suck. In twenty years we’re gonna suck. We’ll always suck. We’ll always have an inferiority complex.
Our offense sucked. No counter attack. No creativity. Nobody with any balls attacking. We suck. What a waste of my time.
Finally we agree. Soccer is bullshit unless you follow it ALL the time. I refuse.
Well, they should have brought Donovan with them. And their best attacker was hurt in the 1st game. Just wait til 2018 . . .
Like I give a shit.
BLEEP THAT!
Yeah, bullit’s a weasel and you were bullit before bullit was bullit. Don’t like the competition? Your moronic troll act is tired. Picking a fight with anyone who doesn’t share your point of view and then crying like a little bitch that posters are picking on you. Poor little Chuckie.
Dear Dennis, please come back to my dried up blog so I can call you names and not a fan and ban you again and things that are fun for me. I’ve called and called and you won’t return my call. I’ve written notes and posted on other boards. What’s it gonna take? Please come back and let me ridicule and make fun of you again so I can feel like a real tough guy around here. Your pal/bully/deranged asshole, Chuckie.
Yeah, bullit’s the problem here. Let’s ban him.
I’m about to toss the both of you, too.
Well this post is just downright unfriendly. Hey NoFear….. Because Chuck has zero people skills and I’m now sober I’m going act as the blog police (something I’m sure Chuck will readily accept and appreciate) to tell you something, for your own best interest, and the interest of the blog. When the big one hits, it’ll knock out the WiFi you somehow pirate to the cave under the rock on the hill you live in. That’s a mouthful….. the cave under rock on the hill you live in. Only having contact with marsupials makes you somewhat of a codger. I wouldn’t say you’re full-blown codger, but you’re close. Personally, I adore a codger living under a rock on a hill with WIFI terrorizing the 49er blogging community while simultaneously cuddling with marsupials. What’s not to love? Hey, while we’re on the topic, anyone read the book, “The Dog Stars?” I know most of you illiterate retards (accept you, 12th. Is it that you don’t like to be called a retard or you object to the word all together? I’m betting your twin, identical brother is retarded and you hate the term all together) can’t read and don’t willingly read for pleasure, but if you guys like a good post-Nuclear war book, this one’s the bee’s knees – “The Dog Stars.” It’s a combination of “The Monkey Wrench Gang,” and “The Road,” by Cormack McCarthy. Any who…. I digress from my digressions. NoFear – you’re doomed. You need to stock-up on more canned goods in the bunker out behind the cave under the rock on the hill. Once you’ve fortified your rations you’ll be nicer to people on this blog.
I’m not hurting for supplies or means to acquire more. I’ve got a single side band in the closet and can string a dipole from any tree and reach out to a fair choice of portals. Thanks for your concern.
Not sure I like your ass-kisser role though. I could back up the guy that when threatened with being banned replied “kiss my ass.” I guess that was the stand-your-ground Republican of yesterday, and tomorrow in all likelihood.
No, no, no…… you’re confusing the word ass “kisser,” with ass “kicker.” I just kicked Chuck’s ass, now I’m kicking yours, and tomorrow I’ll kick 12th’s. It’s a common mistake mountain men make when snuggling with marsupials for hours.
I’m not fond of mocking the afflicted, well except (see that’s how you use the word) for you of course. It’s akin to kicking the cripple in your parlance and unworthy even of you Spit.
Other than that I guess you should continue kicking my ass.
Good catch on the “accept,” but I do accept you except when you’re retarded. I discriminate against retards. They certainly should not be able to marry. Because my editor is on strike, from time-to-time I play a retard on this blog.
Tell me again, in all seriousness, how you can object to the use of the word retard but think the name Washington Redskins is okay. I honestly don’t get it. I think it’s retarded white man logic. No offense.
None taken.
One is the name of a sports franchise widely known and widely used all across America as well as by countless high school teams and in various forms of similar genre (indians etc) This has recently become an issue with a small number of tribesmen who IMO either are seeking some cash and/or some notoriety and has become the flavor of the month huge issue for the bleeding heart club of America. Mostly white men espousing some form of supposed racist injury on those few individuals who claim injury by the term.
Mental retardation is a debilitating problem for those poor unfortunates who suffer from it and a low form of personal attack from either children who’s parents rightfully chide them for being so mean and thoughtless or lowlifes like you who feel it is acceptable and funny to propagate the use of it in supposed humor.
I’m 100% certain this has in no way clarified the difference for you so carry on McDuff.
So a derogatory remark towards Injuns is okay because the name was established and only recently became an issue, but a derogatory remark towards ‘tards isn’t okay because those people are helpless, or as you put it, “poor unfortunates?” Well, personally, I disagree. Retards aren’t helpless, poor unfortunates. They’re strong. They have retard strength. That’s the strength of like five humans put into one person. It’s not fair. You give me an army of retards with shock collars and I’ll rule the world in a matter of months. I’ll go through Mother Russia and Putin like crap through a goose. They aren’t helpless victims. They’re tyrants…. or they could be. Think of how scared you’d be if you heard an army of retards was coming to sack the city you lived in? I’d be petrified. NoFear wouldn’t because he has a contingency plan in his survival manual – page 467, paragraph 3, line 4. “In the event of retard army invasion exhaust all weaponry and then slip cyanide tablet under tongue.” I don’t have the same contingency plan so I protect myself with resentment towards their superior strength.
I think your mixing up Down’s Syndrome with Mental Retardation. I’m surprised really that a guy like you who is all about cause du jour has your ignorance and insensitivity to the less fortunate in society. Or is this like your political leanings, a pendulum issue?
Oh, no offence.
*offense, I blame Greg Roman for the slip.
No, I’m not confusing the two. I lump ’em together. Look …. just because your Great, Great, Great Grand Father was retarded and died fighting for his people in the French and Retard Wars of the 1800s doesn’t mean you should turn a blind eye to their potential as warriors. Those goofy bastards won’t catch me slippin’.
Such talk from a complete idiot.
I would never ban you, NoFear, because you are just too fucking funny. I’ve never met anyone so dense. So, tunnel-visioned. To say you have an original thought in your head means you actually would have had a thought in the 1st place. I banned Dennis for his violating my rules. As I banned Spitty a long time ago for different reasons. Both were warned. Both failed to heed. Being the nice guy that I am, I gave them a 2nd (and inDennis’ case, a 3rd) chance.
I don’t need to ban you, besides. You vanish to your little hidey hole on your own. Like the entire 2011 season. This post just makes me realize more that you ARE Bullit. Both of you get VERY defensive when you get blasted by facts, and then run around like wittle pussies with their panties in a wad screaming and misrepresenting everything.
How can I ban Buwwit when he won’t post here under his real handle? Touchdown Tommy, and the like. He’s a pussy, just like you. Spewing bullshit and muddling the truth.
You want to talk football? Great. Just don’t get your poor widdle feelings hurt when others disagree with you. Your sole mission in any forum appears to attack everything I ever post. Funny how Buwwit reacts the same way. Every time. All the time
See, my blog isn’t a democrazy. It’s a fiefdom. Kneel before me, bitch. Or go the fuck away. I don’t care. Never have and never will.
It’s good to be da king.
Jesus….. Let me say it one more time for the cheap seats. People prefer chocolate to vanilla (on average) except when someone sharts in the chocolate ice cream making it a little darker….. more robust. When someone sharts in the chocolate, people flee to Skeeber’s vanilla. And you, Chuck, are sharting in the chocolate. If you don’t stop, this blog will die. Grump already doesn’t blog here because of one of 3 reasons (maybe a combo of all the above) – one, he’s making a conscious effort to better himself and not blog so much; two, he’s put-off by my now liberal slant, and three, Chuck, could be your people skills. Granted, mine aren’t Sister Teresa-like, but point being you’ve lost Grump and might lose Dennis. I’m not blogging here if it’s me, you, Nipper and NJ. And that’s not a threat so spare me the “You can go fuck yourself,” comeback. I’d honestly rather smash my foreskin with a hammer than converse with you and NJ all day.
Lol, self immolation at it’s finest.
I also find it curious that NoFear answers my reply to Buwwit’s post of the Graham ruling.
Guns a’blazin’.
Yeah, this is me attacking your every post.
“Someone dig up NoFear. I said one of his trigger words.”
What a sad pathetic liar you’ve become. You used to be a better liar at least.
Rob just bought stock in Burger King….. They’ve created a Gay Pride Whopper. What a stupid marketing idea. Think about it. Gay people don’t eat fast food. How many fat gay people do you know? None. Zero. In the history of pillow biting nobody in their ranks has even been fat. Why? Because they’re too sensible to eat fast food. It’ll go right to their hips. You know who eats fast food? Bigots. What came first, the Bigot or the Burger? You get fat and you hate things… the jogger, jogging…. gays, minorities… Burger Kings’ client base is inherently made up of white trash (I just ate there last night) hillbillies who can’t read and love Jesus. I’m sure gays will be pumped (and pump each other) that Burger King has done this for them, and Burger King can smile the righteous smile knowing they did the right thing all the while their sales, stock and value of the company plummets because of this simple, stupid marketing idea. Honestly, whomever came up with the Gay Pride Whopper needs to be fired. McDonalds just got happy.
A Gay Whopper? Really?
BLEEP!
A Gay Whopper? Jesus H. Christ. What the hell has happened to this country?
Next thing you know they’ll be serving black people. Is this thing still on? 😀
My ….
Oppressive…. What’s next Ray Bradbury? Fahrenheit 451? I was quoting Denzel Washington in Training Day…. what’s wrong with that? Popular movie. We don’t do movie quotes on here anymore? First I don’t get PODs and now my geneous is being taking down. I don’t know, man…. I don’t know…..