Moon over My Hammy? Hey, sorry, ended up in Denny’s last weekend trying to get out of town. I-5 was flooded in Stockton on our way to Paso Robles, so we headed east on 12 and it started raining so thick I decided to pull over. There was Denny’s and their Hobbit menu, and their idiotically named breakfast sandwich. Still raining like a bitch so we turned around and went home.
Anyhow, back to the Miami game. As easy as this one sounds, the Dolphins front line does a good job of run defense (8th in the league), and getting sacks (6th in the league with 33), but that may be due to the fact that they give up so many yards in the air (27th in the league). So, the hope is the coaching staff lets things open up some to attack their weak secondary. Nolan Carroll particularly has been lit up most of the year, so attack him. Miami’s offense is a work in progress and isn’t really scaring anyone. They are 23rd passing, and 17th rushing, 28th overall, and 27th in points scored.
Just scored a pair of tix to the game (I’m taking my son), so I won’t have the pleasure of posting here on Sunday. $150.00 each for 2 on the 4o yard line, lower east (pullout) side. Guess I got to mothball my Smith jersey . . .
Forty Niners Forever 
What in the hell is a sceptre of doom? A magic wand gone bad? A spectre of typos.
Hang onto that signed Smith jersey. Not that many around I’d bet.
Only Chuck knows and he ain’t tellin’
Funny i changed it to Spectre and then saw your post . . .
Denny’s?WTF Chuck,You can do better then that even in a flooded area.Hope you didnt try those super spongy taste like barf sausages.Yuuck!!!!!
Any port in a storm.
you are going to need broad shoulders to display Kaepernick properly.
Might be too late fer that!
Hmmm, just saw the new tag “All Kappy all the time”. Yep that’s us
Have fun at the game. We’ll be okay I think
The spread according to our peerless pigskin prognosticators ranges from 8 by the conservative Irish Kevin to 28 ! by Twin and Flav. Jest git us a win boys…
“Scepter Of Doom” is what Roman pulls outta his butt when he’s thinking “Hmmm, 3rd and long, time to run frank up the middle”. This is also known as SOD.
WordPress swallowed another one Chuck
Posts getting swallowed again…
Posts getting swallowed again…
Lemme check
Ahhh, yup. I freed ’em.
That makes 30 TDs on the year and counting for Peyton Manning. But we’re better off with the guy who’s holding the clipboard. All we need now is Bobby Boucher to man the water, and we’ll have one helluva All-Pro bench team.
still having trouble feeling all ooey-gooey for Kap’s birth mom. I don’t think she’s doing this for money but she’s clearly enjoying the publicity with all the interviews. And she’s not really thinking about the pressure she’s putting on him “following him” on twitter and telling all the scribes how much she wants to meet him.
Here were a couple of tweets between her and Kap back on May 3rd:
Heidi Russo @heidirn1
@Kaepernick7 & respect your decision to have “no interest in ever meeting me.” I wish you nothing but the very best & couldn’t be happier 4u
Heidi Russo @heidirn1
@Kaepernick7 Read you comments in media about me. You have forgotten who’s loved you and taken care of you. You were a part of my family for
Anyway, this chick should just step back to the background and leave her *DNA* alone. If he wanted to meet her he would have, her pestering him about it isn’t making it happen and could even be a distraction for him…….
Her timing alone raises too many questions about her veracity.
Must be the Alex Smith psyops team behind this play.
well, she went to a few of his Nevada games trying to meet him. But still, that’s a legit D1 school and he’s the QB of the team so there were reasons for her to want to reach out to him that weren’t just all about “love you, just want to meet you”. Still seems like she cares more about herself than him right now……
I doubt it’s about money either. More a woman who made a decision she did not want, and has never come to terms with. Add in a little egocentric narcissism and voila.
Manning with a single TD pass v the raiders and just now couldn’t get it in from 1 on first down. The raiders suck, shouldn’t Manning have about 8 TD’s tonight?
Ha, I could care less about this gm but I’m rooting for the Raiders to win (and hopefully pound Manning’s dumb ass deep into the turf).
Sorry, next year. I watched a Nolan Ryan no-hitter on that field. And the A’s Game 4 crush by the Reds.
The same field I saw these guys on back before it became LoserVille.
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That isn’t likely with Palmer putting it on the ground and throwing perfect strikes to Bailey. All Manning’s had to do since the first quarter is run the four minute offense.
The Raiders defense is giving it a good effort but Palmer has to move the ball and put some points up for *his* team.
It’s almost like he was trying to lose the game. Palmer is hilarious……..
It does look like he’s lost that ‘I can win this’ feeling. Knowshon is doing wonders for my fantasy team tonight though.
I got a ticket in a luxury box in Al Davis’ stadium a few years back. Just a gift from a friend.
You couldn’t see out of the plastic window screens.
The food was nice, though. I kinda wanted to watch the game.
Del Mar have you lost yer mind? You put me up against Uncas Ugly Army and then bet on ME? You sir are a man of faith.
Phil, was that a rhetorical question?
Actually no, it’s a statement of fact
I’m Not ASKING if Denny has completely lost his mind…lol
Since I lost Gronk, my team is very shakey.
And the Raiders bet the farm on Palmer. They have what, 3 draft picks in 2013? 3,4,& 5?
Brilliant
Thank God we’re not Raider fans. I feel so sorry for em that I do hope Grudden comes in to clean up the mess. I made McFadden my #1 pick on most of my FF drafts, what an idiotic move that was. Anyway, I think we clean up our act this week and do a little old fashioned stomping on the fish. Great seats chuck, have some fun. 34-10 Niners
Noted my friend. Man the spread is out of this world this weekend. Troops smell blood
Looks like we’ll get to see AJ Jenkins this Sunday. Per Matt Maiocco, Manningham (shoulder) did not practice; CB Tarell Brown (hamstring) and LB Aldon Smith (shoulder) were limited.
I’m looking at Smith having a big day against the rookie . . .
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And, in other news, Red Skelton is starting for the Cards against the Seahawks on Sunday. Good comedy there. Maybe he can perform a miracle and beat Sea in their house. Uh, right.
Has anyone looked less like a pro football coach than Dennis Allen ? Nolan, Singletary, Harbaugh: you can see any of those guys leading his men into battle. Allen? A raid on the library?Allen’s guys are getting flagged for “needlessly rude behavior”. Cable slugged an assistant coach, Allen spoke harsly to Amy’s secretary…
Sigh..this isn’t a team that needs a “Chuckie”, They need a slob. A “fat fuck”. A guy who eats a Turducken all by himself. Raw. Carson Palmer is a fine QB for the team now coached by Vinnie Ryan. Hell, anyone is the perfect QB for a team that wins by gouging the eyes out of the opponent’s players. The old Raiders survived on cocaine, Jim Beam, and IV PEDs. Bring ’em back.
Lol. i think most of the old Raider fans survived on the same stuff too, sadly, many have departed for same reasons(excluding the IV PEDs, they were injecting other substances).