49ers as Spoilers

Funny, Seattle and AZ have crept back into the playoff picture, seeing as the rest of the NFC has turned into bumbling, stumbling, here-you-take-it-I-don’t-want-it underachievers. Philly’s misbegotten disaster of a season can be saved by winning out, and the Jets beating the Giants, and then the Giants beating the Cowboys. AZ, the Giants, Chi-town, and Seattle all still have life in the playoff hunt. Atl and Deetroit are the ones they are gunning for.

Which brings us to this week’s game. The Niners are still trying to stay tied with NO to gain the bye week. However, the Niners can also dash Seattle’s playoff hopes with a victory in the turd nest in Seattle. So, a win would be doubly cool this Saturday. Thing is, Seattle is red-hot. The 2-6 Seahwaks beat the Ravens. No small feat. They have gone on a 5-1 tear since then. Yeah, they beat sad sacks like StL, but they beat Chicago and Philly pretty easily, but inexplicably lost to Washington. They’ve been winning with strong special teams play, and a tough defense. They gave up 221 yards to Chicago, and held the Rams to 280. They forced 4 turnovers against Philly, and TJackson has been fairly error-free. their special teams has also been strong.

Sounds kind of familiar. I think it’ll come down to protection. Keep Alex clean like last week, and the 49ers should be fine. Philly ran in them fairly well, and we should be able to as well. Get pressure on TJ, and he’ll make mistakes.  This being said, you KNOW Pete Carroll is gunning like a mad man for this game. he wants to knock Harbaugh down a peg or two as he tries to get HIS team back on the relevancy map. A win for him this Saturday would definitely do that, even if the Hawks don;t make the playoffs. Their shot is slim anyway, but for Harbaugh to be the one to put the dagger in would be all the more sweet.

27-13 Niners. They find their way back into the end zone.

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128 Responses to 49ers as Spoilers

  1. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Love the lights-out pic ‘Dog. No one anywhere mentioned the chanting going on during the outage.

    That is too cool! If you got more, keep sending ’em.

  2. twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

    With Detroit and Atlanta at 9-5, to say that Seattle and AZ are long shots is a huge understatement. Howver, I see that Detroit has San Diego and Green Bay left so there’s some hope for the 7-7 teams. This week is real toughie to figure, it’s hard to forget last year’s fiasco, no matter who the coach was. However, aside from that one, Alex has had some of his best games against Seattle, and a couple of those on the road. 23-14 Niners.

  3. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    Sorry, but 17-10 Seahawks. Hope I’m wrong. I don’t get this Niner scheduling. They were fucked by the league on that TGiving night game v. Ravens, now F’d again playing an away game on a Sat after a Mon night game. It makes no sense whatever. Hawks definitely have the physical and preparation advantage going in, plus hosting at one of the top home team advantage venues in the league…

  4. twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

    Geez, at 10-6 I was a hopeless polly, now I could be quite low. Did anyone keep track of the predictions?

  5. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Deetroit is no great shakes to win either game. If Seattle wins out, they’re in. AZ needs an act of God to get in. Still amazing though that in week 16, they both put themselves into contention.

    I don’t think either happen, but that’s why they play the game.

  6. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Since I killed the old blog right before the season started, I don;t have that may predictions. All I have are:

    TF 10-6
    Rob 9-7
    Grump 7-9 / 9-7
    Me 8-8
    Dennis 3-13

    The rest of you will have to ‘fess up what you called . . .

  7. twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

    We’ve heard a lot about Alex and Dilfer. How do our Game Manager’s numbers compare to Montana’s in Joe’s first Super Bowl year?
    Alex (14 games) 61.4 CompPct, 2752 Yds, 7.08 Y/A, 16 TD, 5 INT, 91.1 QBR
    Joe (16 games) 63.7 CompPct, 3565 Yds, 7.3 Y/A, 19 TD, 12 INT, 88.4 QBR

    All in all- it’s at least a push for Smith

    • snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

      Joe was in his third year, and first full year as starter. Alex has been in the league 7 years. All who prefer Alex over Joe raise their hands…

      • twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

        People like like the Snarkker will dishonestly claim that I said Alex was a better QB. What I did was show some interesting facts. Any honest observer would find them at least informative.

    • Flavor's avatar Flavor says:

      Everyone, including twin, knows that Joe’s greatest attributes were intangible.

      • twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

        Never said differently. It’s still totally relevant to look at Joe’s numbers in his first Super Bowl year and Alex’s in what we hope will be his.

    • twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

      I didn’t say Alex was better than Joe. But this is Alex’s first year in the WCO. The numbers are very impressive. Certainly they show why they want him back.

  8. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Be that as it may, Snarkk. Smith is 27, Montana was 25. 2 years Smith was injured, so he’s really just starting his 4th season by the number of games he’s played (68), or even started (64).

    • snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

      Let’s wait a bit more to compare Alex with Joe. After Alex wins the Super Bowl, well, maybe after his second Super Bowl win, and after his first league MVP award. At this point, Alex is not in the same galaxy of accomplishment to rationally compare them…

  9. twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

    Joe and Alex were not compared as QBs. A set of numbers were compared. Do you understand the difference, Snarrker?

  10. snarkk's avatar snarkk says:

    I’ll not get in a nonsense argument like you did with BF on Alex and Harbaugh. You compared Alex’ QB numbers to Joe’s QB numbers. They are both QBs. You didn’t compare their relative ability to see John Candy in the Super Bowl stands. I’m done already with this…

  11. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Take a look at NinerDog’s pictures on the pages on the right. The lights-out pic is pretty cool . . .

  12. phil fan's avatar phil fan says:

    Scoring Predictions for Niners vs Seahawks

    27-13 Niners Chuck
    20-10 Niners phil
    24-13 Niners twinfan
    17-10 ‘Hawks snarkk

  13. twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

    You’re a fucking idiot. You’re saying comparing numbers from one year necessarily entails a value judgment on their overall worth. For the years compared, the numbers are comparable. Fact. Does that mean I said Alex was a the better QB? Wrong.

  14. twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

    There are a lot of QBs who have had better numbers in an individual year than Joe in an individual year. That can’t be shown without being accused of heresy? Chuckles may think Snarkker’s comment funny but it’s also moronic- comparing one years numbers is not comparing their careers or accomplishments.

  15. twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

    So let’s get it straight-there are currently 12 QBs with a higher QBR than Joe’s in 1981. Pointing that out means that I’m claiming they are better QBs than Montana..

  16. Flavor's avatar Flavor says:

    what’s your point of pointing it out? What point are you trying to make?

    • unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

      Points are like porcupines. Everyone has a million of them. Or something like that. All the kids are home, and I need to find a TV with the game. Don’t want to watch The Help again.
      What is the deal with ALL Saturday games? They used to have a few every year around the college bowl game layoff, but ONE Sunday game?

      Is the NFL suddenly honoring the baby Jesus?

    • twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

      I was surprised Alex’s numbers this year were anywhere close to Joe’s in ’81. There have been a lot of comparisons between Alex and Dilfer. Joe was to be my first comparison to see how Alex does compare, numbers wise, to some other Super Bowl QBs IN THE YEAR OF THE SUPER BOWL appearance. If you don’t find that kind of thing interesting, well so what? I do.

  17. Flavor's avatar Flavor says:

    I remember the PA Times Tribune had a contest where you guessed the exact number of yards that Joe would throw for in the ’81 SB. I think there were a couple tie breakers in there. Anyway, you could enter as many times as you wanted to, I think I cut out, filled out, enveloped, stamped and sent in probably 25 guesses. They were all in the 300’s as I recall. Without even looking (and I’m going to after I hit *post*) I’m going to guess that Joe threw for 157 yards in that game. I’m sure I’m within a yard or two. I remember marveling at how far off I was after the hours I spent meticulously working on my entry forms……..

  18. Flavor's avatar Flavor says:

    14 of 22 for 157 yards and 1 td.

    • Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

      I coulda told ya that. I saw every one of those yds in Pontiac myself…
      Joe’s TD pass to Cooper was just a tad high. I’ll never forget it. “Coop” looked like he was running right at me in left corner of the end zone. Mom and I had the best two seats in the Silverdome on that cold winter day…

      • Flavor's avatar Flavor says:

        I’ve seen his yardage total since then, just not recently. I was just in the mood to tell an anecdotal PA Times story– only job I ever got fired from– paper boy, PA Times.. But I digress. Denny, had Smith thrown that ball to Cooper you woulda just about killed him, right? Stop a this nonsensical, idiotic Internet doomerism and get with the party. We’re going to the playoffs, dumbass! If you still want to wallow in misery be my guest. But sometimes it’s ok to break out of that prison and have fun for a change. Your call….
        That first SB musta been a moment for you and your mom. Me and my dad went to the next one. Even though it was right across the street from my high school it was still special.
        My dad, a pretty negative southern man by nature, is actually pretty excited about the upcoming playoffs. I mean this with the utmost respect, but I’ve got a question for you: would your mom be excited about it too?

      • Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

        Today’s my mom’s birthday. She woulda be 68-years-old today. God rest her soul. Would mom be happy with this years team? I dunno. But I can let you in on a bit of mom’s psyche…when Joe went KC and Steve took over at QB, she and I had a problem. During that whole “Joe vs Steve” ordeal, mom began a sincere hatred towards Steve. “How dare anyone come in and replace St. Joe?”

        When the Niners played the Chiefs back in ’94, mom had the unmitigated gall and audacity to root for Joe and his new team over our Niners. I don’t know if I’ll ever forgive her for that treacherous display of disingenuous loyalty towards the team she brought me up to love.

        Now that I think about, would mom be excited too? Nah. She hated Steve Young. I can only imagine the contempt she’d have for Alex Smith. If I didn’t get to him first, she’d kill the bastard.

  19. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    I return home from my Christmas party only to see this place littered with Alex and Joe comparisons. Frank’s litter box has never seen poop like this before. Where I come from using Alex and Joe in the same sentence is a mortal sin.

    Now if you’ll excuse, I’m gonna go watch The Nutcracker. It goes without saying that there’s some nuts here who need to be cracked…

  20. twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

    You too? They were not compared as QBs. Numbers from one season were compared. If you don’t like it either kill someone or have another 11 drinks..

  21. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    TF, people like to shoot the shit, and not be villified for saying wow, Joe threw for 157 in the Super Bowl. No one is comparing anything. We’re talking, OK? All this shit about stats and numbers is all horseshit as far as I’m concerned. Fuck the numbers. That ring a bell? The NFL shouldn’t become like baseball, where stats are king. Look at any Pittsburgh game from the 70s. Bradshaw would throw 17 passes for 180. They’d run for 160, and win. Ball control. Defense. He was God for his 85 rating. They won. QBs back then were doing fine if they ended up with 18 TDs, and 16 INTs. As long as they were winning. Namath’s numbers are dogshit compared to ANYONE in the past 20 years. Well, maybe not Troy Smith’s. Steve DeBerg always had decent numbers his whole career. His wins and losses were all over the place.

    Like last year compared to this. The difference? The Niners are winning. Frankly I love Smith’s attutide toward all this. While the talking heads blather about ‘game manager’, ‘not being asked to do too much’, etc. his take is, hey we’re winning. You can say whatever the fuck you want. He gives all the credit to Harbaugh. Why? Because whatever the hell is going on, it’s working.

    Rail away, skippy, but I’m loving every minute of it.

    Indy gets win 2! Peyton is happy.

    • twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

      Pay attention, I was vilified for for showing the numbers for for Alex this year and Joe in ’81… you have a problem with with that? Eat shit..

    • twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

      BTW- you’ve even acknowledged what I said about Smith’s numbers after Raye left , you even made it a prominent part of a thread you initiated. Then you sat silently, letting me get attacked for properly bringing up a FACT. So let me point this out AGAIN- the main difference between Smith in 2010 after Raye left, and Smith now is the defense giving up 8 points less per game.

  22. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Minnesota is very happt right about now.

    StL? What do they do but trade out?

  23. Flavor's avatar Flavor says:

    Smith said something a month or so ago in a kawakami article– he referenced Dilfer who told him to honor one thing when he finally “makes it.” He told him to stay humble and never, ever tell anyone “I told you so.” excellent advice. If the Niners won the SB I would easily put this 1 #1. i’ve always said there’s nothing like your first– but I’m older now…I’m a 42 year old fucking man, lol. I appreciate shit more now. I get how hard it is to do this. My mind would be blown. And I could only imagine the parade and the smile Alex Smith would sport. It would be epic and Denny would be front and center at the parade…

  24. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    Even with Tonight’s Colts victory, they still win the “Luck Sweepstakes” if they lose their finale vs the Jags. But if you’re the Jags, do you wanna win that game and have to face Luck 2X a yr for the next 10+ years? You just had your fill of Manning, you want Manning part deux? Take a dump…

  25. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Well, Flav, I tell ya, 1981 was incredible. Just getting out of HS, and watching all this happen was epic. I’ve railed time and again about the 1972 playoff game that Staubach crushed our dreams for the 3rd year in a row, and I was sitting in the south end zone. Where Staubach scored the last 2 TDs as time, and the dream ran out. 2 short years later, the Niners were a laughingstock with the singing cowboy and end end of the Morabito family ownership was a sad end to a firmly held tradition of the Niner family. When things started changing, it was a little bit like now. Although I had no idea it would be this fast.

    I’ve spent the last 4 years thinking (and saying) this team has the talent to win, and at least reach the playoffs. After being screwed from within these past few years, they HAVE been amassing talent. I knew this, but I was sick and tired of seeing these guys get close, and then watch them implode from within and have to rebuild around yet another new coach. I had NO desire to think these guys were going to be anything but mediocre this year because I was sick and tired of getting my hopes up, and then getting them crushed under the reality of false expectations. I’m happily enjoying this ride, and no matter how this turns out, I’ll be ecstatic. They have improved immeasurably in a preseason that was non-existent. This team will only get better with another draft and an entire preseason to get their shit together. They are poised to be a high-profile team for the foreseeable future.

    Should they somehow win it all, it would be infintely close to 1981. But like you said, there’s nothing like the 1st one . . .

    • phil fan's avatar phil fan says:

      That’s what she said…but I gave it my all anyway. Naw I hear ya Chuck- what an amazin’ ride this year has turned into. Nothing will match 1981 but 2011 has enough surprises, thrills and a great sense of redemption that our once proud franchise has finally gotten back on its feet again. It’s the start of something and that something will be good for us…

  26. barleyfreak's avatar barleyfreak says:

    17-13 SEA. And I think Lynch rushes for a TD.

    I also predicted 5-11 this season. Hoping my run of wrong continues this weekend.

  27. barleyfreak's avatar barleyfreak says:

    Actually what is really hard to predict is which OL shows up. Seriously, if the OL shows up, we win. Period. If they can handle the noise, and protection, I can see us getting red zone td on their asses, and the D will hold up well. If the OL stumbles, bumbles, and turn to turnstiles, then the effect will inspire their offense too and we’ll fail. I really, really, want to see the OL stabilize and not Jekyll and Hyde as we approach the playoffs.

  28. twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

    This would be better than ’81 ( and that’s for everyone to decide for themselves, there is no correct answer). Mainly because of Alex Smith. In fact, just being in the playoffs after all the bullshit he’s endured from coaches and “fans”, is almost as big as that SB win. Joe was already the anointed one, Alex is still derided in many circles- he doesn’t even get full credit for what he has achieved. They have a tough road-they’ll probably have to beat New Orleans and Green Bay, two far superior teams than any the ’81 team faced in the playoffs. I doubt they’d be able to survive if he threw three interceptions against either. So, without doubt, IMO, this would be a far greater accomplishment than ’81, were to happen.

    • phil fan's avatar phil fan says:

      If a SB win didn’t complete the redemption of Alex nothing ever would. Right now I’m happier for the team but win da SB and I’d be happier for Alex. How cool would THAT be?

  29. twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

    Smith missed a couple last week, but this a guy who even under Singletary and Raye was one of the top Red Zone QBs in the game. It was good to see the play action on the TD to Vernon, just that one call might have opened it up for Frank’s TD. Maybe they’ll get a bit more creative with the play calls now.

  30. Flavor's avatar Flavor says:

    Denny– your answer to my question about your mom was telling. I asked you would she be excited about the team and the upcoming playoffs. You thoughtfully answered but proceeded to tell us about Joe/steve and ultimately ended with another shot at Smith. Incredible. You (and apparently your mom) divide your allegiance to a football team down to 1 common denominator: the qb. It’s almost like you’re incapable of looking at the team as a whole. Clearly, we now see where u get it from. I don’t understand why you can’t be a fan of the team and actually be happy about our first trip to the playoffs in many years. But whatever, everyone likes football for different reasons, I guess….

  31. twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

    “I can only imagine the contempt she’d have for Alex Smith. If I didn’t get to him first, she’d kill the bastard.”
    No comment from the blog author on this? Oh, I forgot ..”We’re talking, OK?”…..

  32. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Christ, I just saw it, Mike. Should I send the Thought Police to his condo?

    Does everything here have to be about you and your opinions? Some people here have a different take on Alex. Most have come around somewhat. Dennis? Well, he’s riding the edge of sanity as it is. I figure if he doesn’t vent here, he’ll take it to the streets. I’m doing his neighbors a service by keeping him normal enough to function in the real world. If I cut him off, we’ll hear the story of a crazy guy in a Joe Montana jersey stuck in a 40′ Christmas tree taking potshots at people wearing Alex Smith jerseys.

  33. twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

    Pardon me? Complaining about ANOTHER one of his death threats somehow has anything to do with my opinion on Alex? Fuck you. I’ll take your response to mean anything goes.

  34. twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

    It’s typical that your first response to another one of his threats is to the person who complained about the threat.

    • twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

      And what a dumb fuck response it was. I complain about a death threat and you say “does everything have to be about you and your opinions?” You won’t even delete a death threat. Instead you bitch at me. Again, fuck you.

  35. twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

    Obviously, these numbers in their first full year in the WCO won’t be complete until/if Alex wins this year’s Super Bowl, but only a cretin would fail to acknowledge that Smith’s numbers this year are AT LEAST comparable to Joe’s regular season numbers in ’81. Don’t misunderstand, those are darn good numbers for Montana, even though he’d had far more time to be “coached up” in the WCO than Alex has.
    Alex (14 games) 61.4 CompPct, 2752 Yds, 7.08 Y/A, 16 TD, 5 INT, 91.1 QBR
    Joe (16 games) 63.7 CompPct, 3565 Yds, 7.3 Y/A, 19 TD, 12 INT, 88.4 QBR

  36. Flavor's avatar Flavor says:

    Twin–I know his mom passed away, I remember when it happened. And I read his post. You must not have read mine: I was saying I know where he gets this from–*like mother like son*–that kind of shit.

  37. twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

    I didn’t realize that Denny’s mom was a fellow death threat devotee. I apologize for the misunderstanding. I still have a hard time dissing dead mommies, Al Davis was easier. Not that me or *my* Mom ever wished him dead..;-)

  38. grumpyguy's avatar grumpyguy says:

    Jesus Fucking Christ. This blog has become ridiculous.

    Because everyone who makes a joke about their mom going after Alex Smith with a gun is obviously, totally, sincerely serious. Obviously. And must be reported so that it goes on their permanent record. And their mom should obvious be dug up and the body put in safekeeping in Guantanamo. Just to be safe.

    *rme.

  39. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    No, Mike, when you originally posted the stats, Snarkk made a comment you didn’t like. Here’s your response:

    “People like like the Snarkker will dishonestly claim that I said Alex was a better QB.” No one, including Snark, ever said or implied it, but from then on, anyone with any response regarding Smith was fair game for you to rail on.

    You act like you don’t instigate things but you do. I don’t give a shit. And frankly, why all the angst over Dennis’ psychotic ramblings? Many people on other blogs wish bad things on players, including your wish for Barry Zito to be eaten by sharks. And, yes, this is my blog. Please defer from telling me how to run it.

    How about you take a look at the nice pics NinerDog provided?

    • twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

      Actually Snarrkfuck implied exactly that, more than once. But I’ve moved on. Many people ( jokingly of course ) would say that lawyers are the scum of the earth and should be shot. I would never say such a thing but it would be OK if someone else did. We don’t the thought police here, now do we?

      • twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

        Your a fucking idiot. The Zito remark proves it again. For one, that OBVIOUSLY was a joke, for two, unless I’m a shark it was no death threat.
        Ayway, I’m not you telling how to run your blog, I’m going by the new rules- death threats are OK. Told in jest, of course.

  40. twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

    Actually, Denny said HE would kill, for the umpteenth time. What’s ridiculous, sonny, is that that’s ok, but arguments for Smith create firestorms. But whatever, I ‘m sure you’re smart enough to understand it would just be a joke if somebody suggested that Joe Montana should be shot in the back of the head . It would be even funnier it were repeated dozens of times.
    BTW, your pal has been reported previously for more direct threats than this one. Also for one against Obama. That one was even funnier, no?

  41. twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

    Actually, the road to the Super Bowl would get a hell of lot easier if Denny ( with the help of his now arisen Mom) would just kill Brees and Rodgers..

  42. twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

    And why should Denny get any slack? The only thing wrong him is elective- he’s a hopeless alcoholic. Hell. I’d probably get off scot free if I commited a homicide. Hmmmm..

  43. twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

    Let’s get back on topic- Smith’s superior grasp of the WCO vs. Joe’s first full year in it:
    Alex (14 games) 61.4 CompPct, 2752 Yds, 7.08 Y/A, 16 TD, 5 INT, 91.1 QBR
    Joe (16 games) 63.7 CompPct, 3565 Yds, 7.3 Y/A, 19 TD, 12 INT, 88.4 QBR

  44. grumpyguy's avatar grumpyguy says:

    Hey Chuck, when these fine young gentlemen finish jerking off over Alex Smith and death threats, wake me up. I feel the need for a siesta.

  45. Flavor's avatar Flavor says:

    I think he gets *slack* (if that’s what you want to call it) because by all appearances there’s nothing credible about any of his death threats. He’s just some dude in his apartment blathering away on a blog. Now, if he ever acted on his threats I would of course feel terrible. But you’ve got to discriminate between what you think is credible and what you think isn’t,
    I don’t think (my opinion) that Denny is capable of or willing to act on any of these threats. I don’t think he means a word of it. I think it’s his way of expressing his feelings and at this point, now it’s like his “shtick”. It’s idiotic, but there’s no law on the internet against being an idiot–though their should be 🙂
    Having said that, I don’t allow him to make any threats at my blog, but that’s mostly because I think he’s full of shit about Smith (and everything else football related) and I can mediate the blog however I like…….

    • twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

      I don’t think he’d act on them either.That makes making them OK for Chuck. And It’s Chuck’s blog. Shit, Spitblood did less to get canned, might as well let him back. With the new rules OKing death theats, bring it on. Instead of a REASONABLE discussion of some interesting stats, I’m totally down with some hilarious murder chit chat…

  46. twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

    No please, carry on- I’ll be out for the day. I’m delivering Chistmas presents with the help of some friends. Denny, is the FedEx address from your last present still good?

    • Flavor's avatar Flavor says:

      No one said Denny’s dt’s are funny or interesting. As i said, I think they’re idiotic and without merit. I do what you seem unable to do: I ignore them (at least here at ‘Forever).
      Don’t you think your most recent post, especially since you are known to have his address, constitutes a little more of acredible threat than anything Denny’s ever said? Just sayin’ ….

  47. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    My point is, either ignore it or blather away. I don’t care. Spitty was banned for many reasons. Some of which was his dealings with you. Some of which was his annoying habit of posting 5,600 posts that were 2 miles long. You getting bent over what you think are credible threats from Dennis is laughable. I put up with it because, when Dennis came on the scene a few years back, he was a breath of fresh air. He was funny, irreverent, and no too serious about shit. He’s become somewhat annoying, but so have you in your response to his posts. It humors me to see you get all fucking nuts about Dennis egging you on. He’s like Nipper, but with a much more twisted mind.

    You don’t have to like it or tolerate it. In the immortal words of Matt Groening, like it or lump it.

    Your death threat regarding Zito and sharks is obviously a joke? I’m sure there are a lot of surfers out there that don’t feel that way. And you come up with a direct threat to Dennis? Wow. Good for you, hypocrite. That’s a bannable offense, skippy.

  48. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    But I know you won’t act on that, so I lend little credence to it.

    In fact, Mike, why don’t you start your own blog? Call it the Alex Smith LoveFest. All happy-crappy smoke blown up Alex’s ass all day all the time. No objectivism or reality or anything remotely critical.

  49. twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

    How is what I said about Denny a death threat, moron?

  50. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    You read ‘Alex diss’ in just about everything said about him here (and everywhere), but can’t see the implication of stating you know where Dennis lives?

    Merry Christmas, all, and shut up, Mike . . .

  51. twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

    What implication? I’ve sent him a present. I’ve sent YOU a present- Flavor- 2 presents. Return them if you like- you know MY address.

  52. twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

    If you don’t want Denny called on his bullshit, better ban one of us, pal. He and Spitfuck have both threatened me.

  53. twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

    OK. Today’s question: “Was Joe Montana was the most overrated quarterback in history?”

  54. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    I’m not sure if TF is sending me a Christmas present or if he’s coming to kill me with a blunt instrument. Either way, I hope a bottle of cognac is involved. Speaking of drinking, you could use one. Or as Jack told Shirley MacLaine in “Terms of Endearment,” “You need a lot of drinks to kill the bug that you have up your ass.”

  55. twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

    Your nurse was shocked that a “friend” would bring likker to a guy in your condition. Thank goodness I called ahead. She told me to remind you, it’s your favorite tonight: strained peas.

    • twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

      BTW, with all the shit I’ve taken from fucktards like you over Alex, I’m the one who should want to shoot his ass.

    • Flavor's avatar Flavor says:

      Dried peas are the shit. Seriously. Find a whole foods near your Casa and you’ll see what I mean.

    • phil fan's avatar phil fan says:

      You guys crack me up…but I’m confused. Is it really true that TF really is delivering gifts to Dennis, Flavor and grumpy?

      But then I’m the guy who wasn’t sure about Flavor’s 13-3 so-called prediction…

      • twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

        Phil, actually I previously sent Flavor a couple of gifts and Denny won a prize in one of my contests on Flavor’s blog. Don’t remember what he won anymore. But no, not Grumpy, I think he said he was digging up Denny’s mom for Christmas… shit, now I went and spoiled the surprise…

  56. twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

    I couldn’t agree more, if the time came that I was down to that I’d take the Ledger.

  57. twinfan1's avatar twinfan1 says:

    Actually, Denny’s game day shots at Alex and Chuck’s appreciation of Denny’s contributions are so important to both of them, it’s worked out well when I haven’t posted during the games. I’m sure that takes some of the thrill out of his threats, but that’s the way it goes…

  58. Flavor's avatar Flavor says:

    Phil– I didn’t predict 13-3 I was just fucking with you. I don’t think I even threw a prediction out there this year though if I did it was probably around .500…….

  59. Flavor's avatar Flavor says:

    Ugh, I need to get my freaking Seahawk game prediction in. I am not down with the doubled-ended short week. And Carroll hates Harbaugh more than Harbaugh hates Carroll. He who hates more has more reason to win. But I digress…..
    T-Jack sucks the under belly of me ball sack–Niners win 31-19…….

  60. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    I better get my prediction in for Phil’s record book. It’d be just my luck to finally nail the score and not have it on record.

    24-17. If you have to ask who, you haven’t been following along.

    Merry Christmas everybody!

  61. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    Tebow just scored another TD. It’s only fitting that the Christian world celebrate his birthday tomorrow.

  62. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Finally saw the SNL Tebow skit. Pretty damn funny . . .

    • Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

      SNL wants him to host. They know a ratings bonanza when they see one.
      That Pats/Broncos game last week was the highest rated game in the last 4 yrs.

  63. Del Mar Dennis's avatar Del Mar Dennis says:

    What’s worse than having a fake punt for a TD nullified by a red challenge flag?
    Having a fake FG for a TD nullified because of a delay of game penalty.

    Only the Raiders.

  64. unca_chuck's avatar unca_chuck says:

    Yeah, just saw that. I guess that means they lose . . .

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