Another busy weekend. Off to all over the place. Back tomorrw at some point.
Clinch or die. Or face a lot of questions . . .
Go Niners . . .
Post of the Day
blade3colorado says:Hurts pass incomplete short middle to A.Brown was a gift . . . The only way this guy’s name would ever be in lights is if his parents had named him EXIT.
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All-Time Post of Forever (#1)
NJ49er
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September 7, 2011 at 7:40 pm (Edit)
I see this Season starting with lots of motion and ground attack.
Our OL is going to take time to adjust to the new system, however, a WCO should help them once Alex and the WRs get into the necessary rhythm.
Game 1, lots of Gore and Hunter, 9ers win a close one. I do expect Harbaugh to take some deep shots though, VD and Braylon will be a nice duo.
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2026 Draft
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#27 - Round: 1 Pick: 27
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#58 - Round: 2 Pick: 26
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#92 - Round: 3 Pick: 28
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#127 - Round: 4 Pick: 27
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#133 - Round: 4 Pick: 33
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#138 - Round: 4 Pick: 38
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#171 - Round: 5 Pick: 33
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2025 Schedule
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13 - 5
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1 – 9/7 SF 17 - Sea 13
2 – 9/14 SF 26 - NO 21
3 – 9/21 SF 16 - AZ 15
4 – 9/28 Jax 26 - SF 21
5 – 10/2 SF 26 - LA 23
6 – 10-12 TB 30 - SF 19
7 – 10/19 SF 20 - Atl 10
8 – 10/26 Hou 26 - SF 15
9 – 11/2 SF 34 - NYG 24
10 – 11/9 Rams 42 - SF 26
11 – 11/16 SF 41 - AZ 22
12 – 11/24 SF 20 - Carol 9
13 – 11/30 SF 26 - Cle 8
14 – 12/7 - BYE
15 – SF 37 - Tenn 24
16 –SF 48 - Indy 27
17 – 12/28 SF 42 - Chi 38
18 – 1/4 Sea 13 - SF 3 -
19 - SF 23 - Philly 19
20 - Sea 110 - SF 6 -
2025 Draft
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1-Mykel Williams DE - GA
2-Alfred Collins DT - TX
3-Nick Martin - LB OK ST
3-Upton Stout - CB WKY
4-CJ West - DT Indy
4-Jordan Watkins - WR Miss
5-Jordan James - RB Ore
5-Marques Sigle - S K State
7-Kurtis Rourke - QB Indy
7-Conner Colby OL Iowa
7-Junior Bergen - WR Mt -
UDFAs
LB Stone Blanton, Mississippi State
RB Corey Kiner, Cincinnati
OL Drew Moss, Colorado
WR Isaiah Neyor, Nebraska
CB Jakob Robinson, BYU
DL Sebastian Valdez, Washington -
Regular Season
6-11 -
1 · SF 32 - NYJ 19
2 · Minn 23 - SF 17
3 · LA 27 - SF 24
4 · SF 30 - NE 13
5 · AZ 24 - SF 23
6 · SF 36 - Sea 24
7 · KC 28 - SF 18
8 · SF 30 - Dal 24 -
WEEK 9 BYE
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10 · SF 23 - TB 20
11 · Sea 20 - SF 17
12 · GB 38 - SF 10
13 · Buff 35 - SF 10
14 · SF 38 - Chi 13
15 · LAR 12 - SF sux
16 · Miami 29 - SF 17
17 · Deet 40 - SF 34
18 · AZ 47 - SF 24 -
2024 Draft
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- 1 (31) Rickey Persall WR, Fla
- 2 (64) R Green CB, Fl St
- 3 (86) Dom Puni OL, Kan
- 4 (124) Mustapha, S Wak For
- 4 (129) RB Guerendo, L'ville
- 4 (135) WR Cowing, AZ
- 6 (215) G J Kingston, USC
- 7 (251) LB Bethune, Fl St
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UDFA
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Cody Schrader, RB, Mo
Drake Nugent, C, Mich
Evan Anderson, DL, FAU
Mason Pline, TE, Furman
Tanner Mordecai, QB, Wis
Terique Owens, WR, Miss St -
2023 Schedule
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14-6
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1 - SF 30 - Pitts 7
2 - SF 30 - LAR 23
3 – SF 30 - NYG 12
4 – SF 35 - AZ 16
5 – SF 42 - Dal 10 - fuck yeah!
6 – Cleve 19 - SF 17 - fuck no!
7 – Minn 22 - SF 17 *gulp*
8 – Cincy 31 - SF 17 *freefallin'*
9 – BYE
10 – SF 34 - Jax 3 boooooom!
11 – SF 27 - TB 14 boom
12 – SF 31 - Sea 13 - fuck Pete!
13 – SF 42 - Philly 19 - FUCK YES!
14 – SF 28 - Sea 16 - SQUALK!
15 – SF 45 - AZ 29 - Tweet! BOOM!
16 – Balt 33 - SF 19 - Thuuuuud!!
17 – SF 27 - Wash 10
18 – LA 21 - SF 20 -
PLAYOFFS
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SF 21 - GB 17 @ SF - Squeeeeeek!
SF 34 - Deet 31 0ooheartattack! -
SUPER BOWL!!!!!!! -
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2023 Draft Picks
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3: 87-S Ji’Ayir Brown, Penn St
3: 99-K Jake Moody, Mich
3: 101-TE Cameron Latu, Ala
5: 155-CB Darrell Luter Jr., S Ala
5: 173-DL Robert Beal Jr., Ga
6: 216-LB Dee Winters, TCU
7: 247-TE Brayden Willis, Okla
7: 253-WR Ronnie Bell, Mich
7: 255-LB Jalen Graham, Purdue -
49ers 2022 Season
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All games Pacific time
Home games in bold -
15-5
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1 Chi 19 - SF 10
2 SF 27 - Sea 7
3 Den 11 - SF 10
4 SF 24 - LA 9
5 SF 37 - Carol 15
6 Atl 28 - SF 14
7 KC 44 - SF 23
8 SF 31 - LA 14
9 - BYE -
10 SF 22 - SD 16
11 SF 38 - AZ 10
12 SF 13 - NO 0
13 SF 33 - Miami 17
14 SF 35 - TB 7
15 SF 21 - Sea 13
16 SF 37 - Wash 20
17 SF 37 - LV 34
18 SF 38 - AZ 13 -
Playoffs
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SF 41 - Sea 23
SF 19 - Dall 12
Fuck the Eagles -
2022 Draft
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- 2-61 DL Drake Jackson, USC
- 3-93 RB Tyrion Davis-Price, LSU
- 3-105 WR Danny Gray, SMU
- 4-134 OL Spencer Burford, UTSA
- 5-172 CB Samuel Womack, Toledo
- 5-187 OL Nick Zakelj, Fordham
- 6-220- DL Kalia Davis, UCF
- 6-221 DB Tariq Castro-Fields, Penn State
- 7-262 QB Brock Purdy, Iowa State
2021 Season
       12-8
1: SF 41 – Det 33
2: SF 17 – Phi 11
3: GB 30- SF 28
4: Sea 28 –Â SF 21
5: AZ 17 – SF 10
6:Â Â Bye
7: Indy 30 – SF 18
8: SF 33 – Chi 22
9: AZ 31 – SF 17
10: SF 31 – LA 10
11: SF 30 – Jax 10
12: SF 34 – Minn 26
13: Sea 30 – SF 23
14: SF 26 – Cincy 23
15: SF 31 – Atl 13
16: Tenn 20 – SF 17
17: SF 23 – Hou 7
18: SF 27 – LAR 24PLAYOFFS
SF 23 – Dal 17
SF 13 – GB 10NFC Championship Game
LA 20 – SF 17
Fuck this
2021 Draft
7 picks
- Round 1, pick 3 – Trey Lance, QB, North Dakota State
- R 2, 48 (from LV) – Aaron Banks, G, Notre DameÂ
- R 3, 88 (from LAR) – Trey Sermon, RB, Ohio St
- R 3, 102 – Ambry Thomas, CB, Michigan
- R 5, 155 – Jaylon Moore, OG, Western Michigan
- R 5, 172 – Deommodore Lenoir, CB, Oregon
- R 5, 180 – Talanoa Hufanga, S, USC
- R 6, 194 – Elijah Mitchell, RB, Louisiana
2020 Season
6 – 10
1 AZ 24 – SF 20
2Â SF 31 – NYJ 13
3Â SF 36 – NYG 9
4Â Philly 25 – SF 20
5Â Miami 43 – SF 17
6 SF 24 – LAR 16
7Â SF 33 – NE 6
8Â Sea 37 – SF 27
9 GB 34 – SF 17
10 NO 27 – SF 13
11            –      BYE
12 SF 23 – LAR 20
13Â Buff 34 – SF 24
14Â Wash 23 – SF 15
15 Dal – 41 – SF 33
16Â SF 20 – AZ 12
17 Sea 26 – SF 232020 draft
1: 14th (from Bucs)
DT Javon Kinlaw, SCar1: 25th (from Vikes)
WR Brandon Aiyuk, AZ State5: 153rd (from Miami)
OL Colton McKivitz, WVa6: 190th (from Eagles)
TE Charlie Woerner, GA7: 217th (from Lions)
WR Jauan Jennings, Tennessee49ers 2019 Season
           15 – 3
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1: SF 31 – TB 17
2: SF 41 – Cincy 17
3: SF 24 – Pitts 20
4: Bye week
5: SF 31 – Cle 3
6: SF 20 – LAR 7
7: SF 9 – Wash 0
8: SF 51 – Car 13
9: SF 28 – AZ 25
10: Sea 27 – SF 24
11: SF 36 – AZ 26
12: SF 37 – GB 8
13: Balt 20 – SF 17
14: SF 48 – NO 46
15: Atl 29 – SF 22 ooops
16: SF 34 – LA 31
17: SF 26 – Sea 21 de ja vu!Div: SF 27 – Minn 10
NFC: SF 37 – GB 20
SB: KC 31 – SF 20
FUUUUUUUUUCK2019 Niner Draft Picks
49ers 2018 Season (4 – 12 [BDN 3-5])
1Â Minn 24 – SF 16
2 SF 30 – Det 27
3 KC 34 – SF 28
4 SD 29 – SF 27
5 AZ 28 – SF 18
6 GB 33 – SF 30
7 Rams 39 – SF 10
8 Cards 18 – SF 15
9 49ers 34 – Oak 3
10 NYG 27 – SF 23
11Â Â Â Â – BYE –
12 TB 27 – SF 09
13 Sea 43 – SF 16
14 SF 20 – Den 14
15 SF 26 – Sea 23
16 Chi 14 – SF 9
17 LAR 48 – SF 32Pffffffffffffffffft
2018 Niner Draft
1 (9) Mike McGlinchey, OT, ND
2 (44) Dante Pettis, WR, Wash
3 (70) Fred Warner, OLB, BYU
3 (95) Tarv. Moore, S, S Miss
4 (128) Kent. Street, DE, NC St
5, (142) D.J. Reed, DB, K State
6 (184) Marcell Harris, DB, Fla
7 (223) Jul. Taylor, DT Temple
7 (240) Rick James, WR M Ten St2017 Season
Regular Season (6-10)
Garoppolo 5-0Sept. 10 Carol 23 – SF 3
Sept. 17 Sea 12 – SF 9
Sept. 21 LA 41 – SF 39
Oct. 1 AZ 18 – SF 12 (OT)
Oct. 8 Indy 26 – SF 23 (OT)
Oct. 15 Wa 26 – SF 24
Oct. 22 Dall 40 – SF 10Â
Oct. 29 Phi 40 – SF 13
Nov. 5 AZ 20 – SF 10
Nov. 12 SF 31 – NYG 21
Sunday, Nov. 19 Bye
Nov. 26 Sea 33 – SF 13
Dec. 3 SF 15 – Chi 14Â
Dec. 10 SF 26 – Hou 16
Dec. 17 SF 25 – Tenn 23
Dec. 24 SF 44 –Â Jax 33
Dec. 31 SF 33 – LA 132017 Draft
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3. Solomon Thomas, DE Snodfart
31. Reuben Foster, LB Alabama
66. Ahkelo Witherspoon, CB Colo

104. C.J. Beathard, QB Iowa
121. Joe Williams, RB Utah

146. George Kittle, TE Iowa

177. Trent Taylor, WR Louisiana Tech
198. D.J. Jones, DT Mississippi
202. Pita Taumoepenu, LB Utah

229. Adrian Colbert, CB Miami2016 Season
2 – 14 (We OWN the Rams!!)
SF 28 – LA 0
Panthers 46 – SF 28
Sea 37 – SF 18
Dal 24 – SF 17
AZ 33 – SF 21
Buff 45 – SF 16
TB 34 – SF 17
NO 87 – SF 20
AZ 23 – SF 20
NE 30 – SF 17
Miami 31 – SF 24
Chi 26 – SF 6
NYJ 23 – SF 17
Atl 473 – SF 13
SF 22 – LA 21
Sea 25 – SF 232016 Draft
1: 7 – Ore DL DeForest Buckner
1: 28 - Stanford G Joshua Garnett
3: 68 – Miss State CB Will Redmond
4: 133 - LSU CB Rashard Robinson
5: 142 – App State DL Ronald Blair
5: 145 – Georgia OL John Theus
5: 174 – Ole Miss OL Fahn Cooper
6: 207 – Louisiana QB Jeff Driskel
6: 211 – Florida RB Kelvin Taylor
6: 213 – Mich St WR Aaron Burbridge
7: 249 – W Ky CB Prince Charles Iworah2015 Season
5 – 11? Fuuuuuck1 SF 20 – Minn 3
2 Pitt 43 – SF 18
3 AZ 47 – SF 7 –
4 GB 21 – SF 6
5 NYG 30 – SF 27
6 SF 25 – Balt 20
7 Sea 20 – SF 3
8 StL 27 – SF 6
9 SF 17 – Atl 16
10 Bye Week
11 Sea 29 – SF 13
12 AZ 19 – SF 13
13 SF 26 – Chi 20
14 Cle 24 – SF 10
15 Cincy 24 – SF 14
16 Det 32 – SF 17
17 SF 19 – StL 162015 Draft
1 (17). Arik Armstead, DL, Ore
2 (14). Jaquiski Tartt, S, Samford
3 (15). Eli Harold, OLB, Virginia
4 (18). Blake Bell, TE, Oklahoma
4 (27). Mike Davis, RB, SCar
4 (33). DeAndre Smelter, WR, GT
5 (29). Bradley Pinion, P, Clemson
6 (14). Ian Silberman, OL, BC
7 (27). Trenton Brown, OL, Florida
7 (37). Rory Anderson, TE, SCar2014 Season
8-8
1 9-7 SF 28 – Alice 17
2 9-14 Chi 28 – SF 20
3 9-21 AZ 23 – SF 14
4 9-28 SF 26 – Iggles 21
5 10-5 SF 22 – KC 17
6 10-13 SF 31 – StL 17
7 10-19 Den 72 – SF 3
8 BYE WEEK
9 11-2 StL 13 – SF 10
10 11-9 SF 27 – NO 24
11 11-16 SF 16 – NYG 13
12 11-23 SF 17 – Wash 13
13 11-27 Sea 19 – SF 3
14 12-7 Oak 24 – SF 13
15 19-6 Squalks
16 30-27 SD – fuck, I don’t care
17 SF 20 – AZ 172014 Niner Draft
1 (30). Jimmie Ward db NlU
2 (57). Carlos Hyde rb Ohio St
3 (70). Marcus Martin c USC
3 (77). Chris Borland ilb Wisc
3 (100). Brandon Thomas ol Clem
4 (106). Bruce Ellington wr SCar
4 (129). Dontae Johnson cb NC St
5 (150). Aaron Lynch olb S Fla
5 (170). Keith Reaser cb Fla Atl
6 (180). Kenneth Ackercb SMU
7 (243). Kaleb Ramsey de BC
7 (245). Trey Millard fb Ok49ers Season (14-5)
PRE 8/08 Donkeys 10 – SF 6
PRE 8/16 SF 15 – Chefs 13
PRE 8/25 SF 34 – Vikes 14
PRE 8/29 SF 41 SanDawgs 6
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01 9/08 SF 34 – GB 28
02 9/15 Sea 29 – SF 3
03 9/22 Indy 27 – SF 7
04 9/26 SF 35 – StL 11
05 10/06 SF 34 – Hou 3
06 10/13 SF 32 – AZ 20
07 10/20 SF 31 – Tenn 17
08 10/27 SF 42 – Jax 10
09 Bye Week
10 11/10 Carol 10 – SF 9
11 11/17 NO 23 – SF 20
12 11/25 SF 27 – Skins 6
13 12/01 SF 23 – Rams 13
14 12/08 SF 19 – Sea 17!!
15 12/15 SF 33 – TB 14
16 12/23 SF 34 – Atl 24
17 12/29 SF 23 – AZ 20PLAYOFFS (2-1)
1/5/14 SF 23 – GB 20
1/12/14 SF 23 – Carolina 10
1/19/14 Sea 23 – SF 17
Not again!2013 Draft
1 – Eric Reid – LSU – S
2 – Tank Carradine – Fla St – DE
2 – V McDonald – Rice – TE
3 – Corey Lemonier – Aub – DE
4 – Quinton Patton – La Te – WR
4 – Marcus Lattimore – SCr – RB
5 – Quinton Dial – Bama – DE
6 – Nick Moody – OLB – Fla
7 – B. J. Daniels – So Fla – QB
7 – Carter Bykowski – Iowa S – OT
7 – Marcus Cooper – Ruts – CB49ers 2012 Season (13-5-1)
W Sun 9/9 SF 30 – GB 22
W Sun 9/16 SF 27 – Det 19
L Sun 9/23 Minn 24 – SF 13
W Sun 9/30 SF 34 – NYJ 0
W Sun 10/7 SF 45 – Buff 3
L Sun 10/14 NY 26 – SF 3
W Thu 10/18 SF 13 – Sea 6
W Mon 10/29 SF 24 – AZ 3
. . . . . . . . . . . Bye . . . . . . . . .
T Sun 11/11 SF 24 – StL 24
W Mon 11/19 SF 32 – Chi 7
W Sun 11/25 SF 31 – NO 21
L Sun 12/2 StL 16 – SF 13
W Sun 12/9 SF 27 – Mia 13
W Sun 12/16 SF 41 – NE 34
L Sun 12/23 Sea 100 – SF 3
W Sun 12/30 SF 27 – AZ 13Playoffs
W Sat 1/12 SF 45 – GB 31
W Sun 1/20 SF 28 – Atl 24Super Bowl
Sun 2/3 Balt 34 – SF 31
The horror. The horror . . .All time PST
2012 Draft Picks
1: WR A.J. Jenkins — Illini
2: RB LaMichael James — Ore
4: OL Joe Looney — Wake Forest
5: LB Darius Fleming — ND
6: S Trenton Robinson — Mich St
6: OL Jason Slowey — W Ore
7: DE Cam Johnson — VaBlog Stats
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San Francisco 49ers Forever 
And there’s this.
From Snarkk:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/12/02/BAGJ1M7SO0.DTL
Clear sailing? Really? When the shovel hits the ground, I’ll believe. . .
Now THIS is funny. Looks like Suh found something to do during his hiatus:
http://tinyurl.com/78z5s3b
You’re not gonna give me credit for the link to that story?
That’s OK. If your credit score equaled the lifetime HRs by Duane Kuiper like mine, you wouldn’t get any credit either. It must be Christmas time already. I’ve donned my Santa hat and dipped into the eggnog. That spells “trouble” with a capital ‘T’ that rhymes with ‘P’ that stands for Palookaville, Robert Preston.
It’s not set to open until 2015. They can grab all the shovels they want. Hell, I’ll even let ’em borrow the one that I use to muck my stalls. The Mayans keep reminding me that it’s all gonna be over next December. If I only had a year left, I sure the hell wouldn’t spend it digging a goddamn hole.
And in keeping with the Niner contrarian that I am — 21-20 Rams.
That’s if Bradford starts. If it’s A.J. Feeley, I’m watching the Grinch.
So da Rams just signed QB Tom Brandstater to their active roster. Prolly means AJ Feeley starts and the unknown Brandstater backs him up. So Feeley goes down under the 6 sacks chuck calls for and Brandstater comes in. Students the question in today’s pop quiz is: How many points can the Rams score given the above info?
My call of ’10’ seems too generous never mind 11, 17, 21. Maybe grumpyguys big fat “Zero” nails it. Sweeeet…..
This SEC Championship Game is a goddamn joke. LSU is already most assuredly secured a spot in the BCS Championship Game and a rematch vs ‘Bama regardless of today’s outcome. And it’s showing early — listless doesn’t even begin to describe their play. If it wasn’t for the horrendous play by the ‘Bama QB and his receivers, the Bayou Bengals would really be in an early hole.
The only reason I’m watching this charade and mockery of NCAA football is because of all the NFL ready talent that’s assembled on the Georgia Dome field. Take your pick of the quartet of LSU D-lineman and he’d fit in just nicely in the red and gold…
And as I heap praise on their DL, the Tigers front four are providing no pressure and getting pushed back at the LOS at the point of attack. I’ll repeat, this game is a GODDAMN JOKE. Best thing (which I’ll be doing) is to protest the B(C)S by NOT watching the LSU/ALA rematch.
Playoff or fuck off!
Scoring predictions VS Rams:
34-6 Niners barleyfreaks “Rams get shit on offense”
38-0 Niners grumpyguy “Love to see this score”
30-10 Niners phil
27-17 Niners twinfan1 “This is the Rams Super Bowl”
33-10 Niners snarkk
35-3 Niners chuck “+6 sacks . . .”
21-20 Rams Del Mar “if Bradford starts…”
Flavor also has O/U on Bradford sacks @ 5.5 IF he plays, prolly same for Feely?
In my dreams; ” Rounding the clubhouse turn in dead last it’s Del Mar Dennis riding…riding…Is that a goat or a ram”
The avg. predicted score by posters (not named Denny) is 33-11 Niners.
You guys are only giving the Rams 11 pts? I’d like to give the Rams an eleven myself…
He stands 6-4. Comes in at about 215 lbs. He’s meek, and he’s humble.
Inherit that shit…
11 is gonna be the # of sacks + # of intercepts the Rams endure tomorraw…
From E Branch @ Chron:
“The Rams are averaging the second-fewest points per game (12.7) in the NFL, and the 49ers rank first in fewest points allowed (14.6).”
Facts. These facts are annoying and troubling things, huh?
Delmar going for loss 10- probably out of the Luck sweepstakes but with a big shot at McNabb for his fantasy team..
Hold on a sec I’m going to check his ESPN FF stats:
McNabb is still available, looks like Denny wasn’t tempted. Luck we can’t draft until next year tho. Del Mar in 3rd place, 3 games outta first and 2 games ahead of the chuckster in the West.
We will not discuss my stats at this time (or ever)….
I’m certainly leading Del and chuck in the Luck sweepstakes but will be very cautious after grabbing Bradford…and passing on E Manning this year.
Fucking brilliant
By the way has anybody ever heard of this “LOL Cohn” guy?
You may think I’m confused but no, not that. I’m just a little under the weather and the usual bad jokes have slipped a couple notches…
KInda fun article on Seifert. Yeah, Walsh left him a lot of gas in the tank, but ya’ know what? He didnt’ fuck it up, didn’t drive the hot rod into the ditch. Two SB wins as HC, and the ’95 SB was far enough removed from Walsh that it was really his win. Plus, he presided over that great young D backfield for the first ring, was DC for the next two rings — working with Walsh was certainly sometimes not a cup of chamomile tea. He was low key on the outside, but no doubt he could dial up the D, and didn’t Fuck up with a bunch of top D players. Hello, Philly. Here’s a salute to George, hope he helps celebrate a division championship today…
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/12/03/SPGS1M82LC.DTL&ao=2
Amen. Nice trip down memory lane…
There were good things about George – he was a terrific teaching coach, and innovative on defense.
But the man could not evaluate talent for the draft, and neither could Dwight Clark when he took over the job.
Our failure at drafting in the 90s (Dana Hall… Todd Kelly… Israel Ifyeani (sic?)… J.J. Stokes…) was what toppled the dynasty.
SF 38 Mary’s 3
I think the Niner defense is going to come out looking to bust some guys up. Feeley>? Ha, get ready for the division crown celebration. We’ve got soccer that will last until half time but I’ll catch the 2nd half either way.
For the love of God, sit Edwards for the rest of the year or until he can play healthy. I’d like to see Williams catch a TD pass or two today……….
Chuckles, is it now the Post of the Decade? Get off your ass and WORK your blog, pal..
Only in America can a guy (allegedly) point a gun at another man’s head and threaten to blow his brains out then play football later that week. McClain is active for the Raiders. I wish I knew someone who was prone to making death threats himself. That cocksucker McClain could use one.
I eschewed Sunday Mass this morning. I figure I’ll just watch Tebow play.
That’s a religious experience in and of itself. I hope Tim remembered to say a prayer for my fantasy team. Fuck Lazarus. They’re the ones who need to be resurrected.
I told you, these football players are pretty insulated. He saw what happened to Stevie and thought it was a fifteen yard penalty..
First the Bears lose Cutler, and now their best player, Forte just busted his knee.
Stick a fork in the deep dish pizza lovers. Serves ’em right anyway.
NY style pizza rules.
How bout that Hail Mary prayer that was answered for the Chiefs?
Not too shabby. And just a tad of luck.
It’s official: Sam Bradford is OUT.
It’s also official: I’m not watching A.J. Feeley vs Alex Smith.
I’d rather give Frank a bath.
So our supposed die hard 49er fan is not going to watch the game that could clinch their first playoff appearance in 9 years?
A three hour bath for Frank? He’s been rolling around in your bed again? Try changing the sheets first..
Do you honestly think I’m not gonna watch the game today?
I haven’t missed a single Niner game since ’73. But given the fact that it’s Feeley/Smith today, I’ll watch with one eye closed.
And as for Frank…he’s clean as a whistle. But the little bugger sheds like a sumbitch’.
I’ve never for the life of me have seen a Siamese shed like that. I’m sweeping up Frank hair 24/7.
Don’t look now, but here comes ANOTHER Tim Tebow 4th quarter miracle…
Quite a battle looming- can Teblow pray his way into the postseason or can Hue talk the Raiders in?
Well the Raiders have obviously mailed it in today. I hope they enjoyed their night out on the town in South Beach. Truly pathetic effort today. Now they’re resorting to their old tried and true method of fighting and getting ejected. See ya later Seymour!
And Miami hits pay dirt again. And the beat goes on…the beat goes on…
Told ya the McClain follies would open the door in the AFC West. Raiders seem to have lost interest.
Hello, what’s this ?? Saint T Tebow got ’em tied w/ da Bronks all of a sudden?
Twin gave them this as a likely win SO–this is not gloating.
Now if they -Denver- wins the AFC West, look out.
Tebow but that 3rd and 10 throw on the goddamn money.
That WR had it in his hands…FG ties it up.
The man is simply magical.
I’m an idiot, a fucking clown. I see a thing on NFL.com, for 30 bucks you can watch any game. I’m in, I think. I want to watch em clinch it. But wait, what I signed up for was their Rewind package (I guess), I can watch any game AFTER it’s done.
What a fucking maroon! What an embezzle! What an ultramaroon!
OK, back to my none paid channels.
Time to kick some Ram butt.
Yeah Bozo they have a bunch of packages, it’s confusing. Over here we only get the “Audio Pass” and some weak live stream stuff
Sorry to hear that, Bozo. But if it’s any consolation, I thoroughly enjoyed your Bugs Bunny references. Maybe you shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque…
Yeah DMD, Bugs is smarter than me, so I had to quote the guy.
Denver INT!!! Tebow’s on the verge of another comeback…
Jesus Christ wins again!!!
Holy fucking Christ 35-32.
So Bronks in 1st place?
Yes dey are, cool
I truly am happy for Tebow. Rooted for him at Florida.
Football aside, he’s a good fucking guy. I wish I had his character…
Feeley had him wide open on 3rd dn and threw behind his WR…couple that with Alex’s early misfire to VD on 3rd dn, and you can see why I’m not watching with eyes wide open.
Hey, remember that flick, “Eyes Wide Shut?” Sure you do. Nicole was naked in that one…
Shit. Both the Bears and Falcons took a shit in the woods today.
But they still hold the final two WC spots. No harm no foul…
Alex was lucky that tipped ball wasn’t intercepted. He’s had lots of luck on his side so far this year. Come playoff time luck gets superseded by quarterback talent. Enter Messrs. Romo, Brees and Rodgers…
Yeah I’m a little concerned about our offense
You mean the one that went through Crab’s hands? That one? The one Ryan said Crabs HAD to catch? Wash your cur.
So Teblow intercepted the pass?
We’re not exactly burning up the RZ
Tebow’s passing stats for today: 10/15 for 202 yds and 2 TDs. 149.3 QB Rating.
He is Jesus Christ.
LOL Del Mar
Willis hurt. Hamstring?
I don’t mind Tebow but I’m certainly not happy for him. denny, you seem quite enamored with football players that aren’t Niners, your supposed favorite team. Tebow fucks up countless times a game. Do you drop a death threat on him for each mistake he makes???
Shit. We lose Willis, we LOSE.
Larry Grant gotta step up
You said we lose WITH him, scumbag..
No. We lose with Alex Smith. Everyone else is pretty much ancillary…
You’re 2-9 on that call this year. No wonder your’re washing the cur- you need to sell him for liquor money.
Listen you fuck. You can call me every name in the book. I’ll even cop to most of even. But don’t you dare call Frank a mongrel again. He’s 100% pure Applehead Siamese.
I tell ya Denny, you got some folks fooled around here. That’s what yer paid to do right?
For some reason this doesn’t bother me. I guess I missed some bloody battles earlier
My little and humble hometown (Pinole) had it’s annual Christmas tree lighting ceremony last night. The PVHS marching band provided the music. I’ll be goddamn if those bastards didn’t play one Christmas tune. The closest holiday song I got was “Holiday” by Madonna. Not a jingle bell or sleigh ride to be found.
Over here it’s a very Catholic country. Christmas carolers, Mass, 12 days of Christmas, on and on. But no football, lol
Frank’s now the 9ers leading rusher but we cannot get into EZ. Scary…
Larry Grant playing well for Willis. D wins championships, but we need more O
Yeah, the play calling is a little bland in the red zone . . .
This shit isn;t gonna fly.
There you are chuck…Yeah we gotta get some TDs going. Wonder why we are struggling? Play calling, must be
Click-Clack! Click-CLUNK!
Nothing wrong with that play call. Jezzus VD
Gotta love our man Gore
Take this fucker in.
Eric Davis on KNBR is grumbling that “we are not attacking the EZ w/ passes”
Just backtracking a moment if I may…WTF did Jimbo run Alex on that option play? That’s asking for trouble. We already lost our best overall player to a bad hammy. Might as well lose the one who touches the ball on every play.
Mooks.
Yeah too risky
I think we might wanna work on some Red Zone efficiency next week.
I betcha Jesus Christ woulda scored a TD from there…
Maybe JC, not sure about TT
TT blows a game for the Bronks I’m gonna shave this beard and go back to my coconut avatar
I don’t know what the story is with the offense, but if this team does not start scoring in the red zone. The play offs will be one and done!!!
Scoring TD’s is what I meant
Agree
Alex should have had a TD. Unfortunately, VD is the most overrated tight end in the NFL.
Lots of speed and brawn, but not as much production as you’d expect. Hands of stone, brain of shit.
Fumbles does VD, shit
Let us not forget, VD has a 15′ beautiful self-portrait hanging on his wall.
I bet he never dropped that…
Terrible offensive first half in my opinion… way too many mistakes and missed opportunities. Good enough to be beating the horrible Rams, anyone better, not so much. Jimbo needs to get this sorted out.
The weekend of Jan. 14 at the ‘Stick. Enter Drew Brees and Co.
Cue “Dandy” Don Meredith and Co. Turn out the lights…
Puzzling, we are very inconsistent. QB/WRs not connecting reliably. It’s Frank or bust.
And he’s got the 3rd most carries in the NFL…
I have Chris Long starting in our yahoo! league.
Alex Smith must go down. And he must go down hard.
Now rooting for injury. I have no idea why Chuck tolerates you anymore.
They you go again putting words into mouth. All I did was make mention of a Chris Long (fantasy team member of mine) sack of Alex. That’s worth 3 pts. If Long would have caused a sack and a fumble, my fantasy team would have started a parade…
Alex was definitely off target after VD’s drop. He’ll need to back on track for the second half..
Yes
Larangitis ain’t so bad either. Edwards and Morgan being out really really hurts. But I want AS to burn the Rams
What a bunch of dumb shits
“Fly sweep” option run by Ginn for 20 yards.College play. Worked pretty good that time
Nice nice pass by Mr Smith to Crabtree for TD
Giants can’t stay ahead of the Pack
grumpy may get his wish: 38-0. We are almost half way there. But the Rams are gonna be hard pressed to get 10 points
If we had converted all those TD passes that got away, we’d be very close.
Oh yeah
We suck in the RZ but got a hell of a good kicker.
I’d say we are looking at 10-2 and the Division. Offense playing better but still inconsistent
Question? If we beat the Rams 38-0 but lose Patrick Willis for the rest of the year did we really win?
Better question: In hopes of winning the SB, would you rather have the Bye and no Patrick Willis the rest of the way? Or, have PW for the playoffs but have to play the Wild Card Weekend?
Yes we did really win but our deep bench would have to step up. Larry Grant pretty damn good
I’d take the Bye and rely on our bench
Willis should take next week off just to be cautious, shoot for the Steeler game. He seems to be walking the sideline okay – I’m hoping it is not too bad.
Take the ledger.
How many sacks we got?
How about interceptions?
Hello? Hello?
I predicted 11 total of the 2…
phil fan paging the US….
3 sacks (Grant, McDonald, Smith), 1 pick (Goldson).
StL has 4.
StL has 4 sacks? Damn
Thanks
A touch down a field goal, Harbaugh had better call passing plays the rest of the game, to see what exactly is wrong so they can work on shit before the playoffs.
There’s your guy Williams chuck, TD
nice
Phil, let’s get one thing straight:Kyle Williams is MY guy! My apologies to Mary Wells. If you go back into the history records of Chuck’s now defunct old blogspot, you’ll find my “notes” back when he was a Sun Devil and when he practiced at the Senior Bowl. I know the Pac-10 (12 now) just as well, if not better than the next guy. I pretty much do two things on Saturdays in the Fall — watch horses and college football. I like to think I’m a better man for it. 😀
Ah okay Del, won’t make that mistake agin. Thanks for the history lesson. I wasn’t ‘brave’ enough to post on the old Unca Chucks.
Damn Kyle Williams is fast.
That’s 26 – convert three FGs after misfired deep passes into TDs, it would be exactly 38-0.
And you would take over from barleyfreaks as the pigskin prognosticator par excellence, lol
We’re looking at the Division guys YAHOO!
There ya go. Get the ball to WILLIAMS!!!
Joe’s here- he ought to appreciate that one, He had a slew of those to Rice and Taylor..
Right that brings back the good old days!
Has Alex put on some weight? That last shot of his ass wasn’t too forgiving.
I think he fingered one of those John Madden turduckens to the bone for Thanksgiving.
Hey! There’s my guy Kyle Williams making an impact. And how! Don’t you forget how I told you guys bout him coming outta ASU two yrs ago. He was their LONE offensive weapon. The only reason he didn’t get a chance to shine his rookie yr was because of Sing and Jimmy Hat. #10 is a play making fool. Get him in some open space. Good things happen…
Had no idea he was so FAST
Pass, pass, pass,
Gore has the dam record! If they just run the ball now I will be pissed. F*** the other team run up the score.
3 sacks for Aldon. We’re beating the fuck outta these guys and I love it
Too funny. No celebration penalty for Aldon Smith.
3 and long run
Harbaugh gets doused with the Gatoraide
Yeah baby! The drought is OVER!!!!!!
Still some things to work on offensively, but damned sweet to SHUT OUT the FUCKING RAMS!!!!
Congrats grump you called the shut out! Oh fuck yeah!
Lots of guys have a huge part of this, but right now it’s all about Harbaugh, Gore, and Alex Smith.
Yes happy for Alex, Frank, Jim. But really for all of the 9ers incl the D.
On radio: Frank praising Alex and JH
Now VD, Justin, Patrick, Joe, and the other long timers can their bows.
November must be over- Cowboys lose
The New York Giants are pathetic.Seeif they can tie it here.
Stupid of the Giants to run on 1st and goal. And 2nd and goal.
I take it they lost?
They tied it, but left 58 seconds for Rodgers. He easily marched down the field for the game-winning FG.
Lets get a big lead on Seattle and rest some guys next week. Carrol gonna have his guys playing like it’s their Super Bowl. Should be a good one.
OK, people catch ya later
Nice thought but they don’t play Seattle next week…
And, Death Threat, there’s only one guy they can’t afford to lose- Alex Smith..
Wrong again . The only guy they can’t afford to lose — is Jim Harbaugh.
Without Jimbo, “Alex reverts to form!”
Cardinals, Seattle, Rams- what’s the diff? Yeah it’s the Cards in AZ, ok
GB is well coached. That was a great time to take a knee and not burn clock.
Watching Rodgers is why the Niners had better get their passing game going!
Yeah, 17 for 23, 270 Yds 2 TD 142.3 QBR really sucks.
Alex had a good game – only one throw he probably wishes he had another shot at, the deep ball to Ginn that he threw out of bounds. The two other missed TDs are on Crabs and Big Time on VD.
Let’s face it, the Rams are lousy – they are playing their junior varsity on defense.
A playoff team will play us tougher. I don’t like leaving those opportunities on the field, and we cannot do that against NO or GB. We still have to improve on the offensive side of the ball.
Jesus Christ registered a 149.3 rating today.
Alex is a disciple of Christ — at best! Speaking of which…
SIMON PETER
ANDREW
JOHN
JAMES THE GREATER
JAMES THE YOUNGER
MATTHEW
PHILIP
BARTHOLOMEW
THOMAS
THADDEOUS
SIMON THE ZEALOT
JUDAS ISCARIOT (BETRAYED JESUS)
MATTHIAS (REPLACED JUDAS ISCARIOT)
Regardless of what his uni might say, Alex is #13 (Matthias) at best — a replacement.
Speaking of which, Alex belongs playing for this team, “The Replacements.”
That dude looks like you before you lost your last 50 pounds..
Funny!
Shit.Awful decisions by Coughlin. 1st and goal with 1:05, and they throw 3 in a row. GB gets 58 seconds 2 kick the game-winning FG.
38 points, when was the last time the Niners scored 38?
When’s the last time they gave up 35?
They must have last year . . .
Nope. They gave up 34 2x.
2009 they gave up 45 to Atl.
October 9th they scored 48 vs TB
Kevin, Crabs and VD both dropped TD passes in the 1st half. For as good as Smith did today, the numbers should have been better.
I’m on board with Frank and Alex being the first ones to take a bow for the Candlestick crowd with everyone taking their bow after that, but Jed York should have been given *first bow* honors as well. He hired Baalke, a hire that almost no one liked, and that dude went on to hire Harbaugh and make free agent/draft moves that were almost perfect across the board. York finally put the right guys in place and he deserves huge credit for that. If Harbaugh and Baalke aren’t in charge this team isn’t where it is today…….
Absolutely- he hired the right people and then did what what every good owner does- stayed out the way.
Good, bad, or indifferent, the teams needs to do a better job in the red zone. The play calling got a bit conservative on those early drives in the red zone.
It’s all good, though. Smith should have had better numbers than he did. The 2 dropped TDs would have put him at 340 yards, 4 TDs.
I’ll admit, I didn’t they would go 10-2 when the season started. And York, Baalke deserve a lot of credit. But none of this happens if Harbaugh doesn’t insist Alex is his guy.
Yeah we finally got a good owner, good GM, great coach. Let’s go 11-2 in AZ next week.
As I was saying….ah, fuck it.
Utter, I don’t think that there’s any doubt that the lock out had a lot to do with Harbaugh maklng Alex the guy- but aren’t we lucky that he did! And “Mr. Clutch” had his highest QBR rating ever in the biggest Niner game in 9 years…
Nice!
You have the audacity and unmitigated gall to call Alex Smith, “Mr. Clutch?”
My friend, you are droll. Droll, droll, droll… And please tell me again how Alex is going to win a playoff game? He, and what army?
I’d rather have my money on Drew Brees Speaking of which, here he comes…
Ah, shit. A Saints’ rushing TD.
Drew Brees vs. Alex Smith. That’s no contest.
And as I speak, Brees connects on a 60+ yd TD. I have only one word for that…
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
Wasn’t twin who done said that, it was Mr Irreplaceable- da coach JH
How did Drew fare against the Lambs ?
All I am saying is those drops cannot happen against a team like GB, NO, or NE. Two or more mistakes on offense can be the difference in winning an losing against those teams
And Green Bay can’t afford to field that shit defense against us.
That’s gonna be a real interesting match up next month
I agreed earlier and still do Kevin. Tune up this fucking offense already, esp the passing game. It’s worrisome
It’s what his coach calls him- fuck off, troll boy.
Hey, lemme ask you parents and/or grandparents a question…I have to get sumthin’ for Christmas for my next-door-neighbor’s grandson. He’s almost 6-years-old and loves the Niners. He plays fullback/linebacker for his schools’ team.
That being said, TD BREES!!!
Maybe a toy gun so he can practice shooting our QB !
Unfortunately, it’s looks like I was right when I said the Lions were a 9-7 team ( when they were 5-0 ). I’ll still root for a miracle tonight, but it’s not lookinng good..
Seems like other teams aren’t going to give us much help with seeding. Let’s just get NO at home and go from there
You know what would make my night complete?
If TF told me he would rather have Alex Smith than Drew Bees come playoff time.
You really wanna tuck me in?
Tell me in detail, how Alex Smith is better than Tony Romo…
Del- Get him an Alex Smith jersey!
Zing! Good one!
Did Romo beat the Cardinals today? Please tell me in detail, how Romo is better than Smith?
December is Pizza Boy’s Chinatown..
We have a one game lead and the tie breaker. Hold onto the bye and there’s no guarantee NO even gets out of the first round. They choked against Seatlle last year..
Death Threat has come a long way from calling Alex the worst QB in football to saying he’s not as good as the 3rd best QB in football (Brees)..
How embarrasing it must have for Drew to be out dueled by Feeley..
TF it is only a matter of time before DD comes around. He won’t admit it but he sits in front of his TV and cheers Alex on just like we all do. He posts his crap to get a rise out of everyone, especially you!
I know what’s he doing. His shrink says he’d have no reason to live if he wasn’t humored on his Smith schtick..
Yes Del Mar is getting huge jollies over yanking some chains around here
My cat, Frank, is really cute. He keeps begging to jump up on my shoulder.
Son of a bitch! As I speak that little blue-eyed bastard just bit my rt. arm.
Now the sumbitch’ left me for the “cat’s-eye-view” on my terrace.
Where’s the loyalty?
Romo will forever be Mr. October. Even Mr. November. But when it comes to crunch time, he sucks balls.
Twin., NO is a bettter team this year. Last year, they lost all their RBs to injury. This year, they are running much better. Can we beat them? Sure. It has to be a Niner home game though.
At some point, the Niners need to mix in some blitzes. Brees can do stupid shit as much as the next guy under pressure all day.
True, they’re better.. just not *quite* good enough to handle Mr. Feeley..
If that’s yer rationale, Mike, then we weren’t good enough to handle Romo.
The defense wasn’t in that embarassing blown coverage in OT. And I’m no Death Threat,pal- Romo is a little better than Feeley..
Detroit wants to rival the Raiders for stupid penalties. Christ, Titus shoves a guy and does it while standing next to the ref. 3rd and 1 from the 3 becomes 3rd and 16.
Frank is a CAT? How do you get the hair off of your tongue after you bathe him?
The Saints could be the best home team this year. I think they would be the favorite at home vs any team. We won’t find out since any game vs GB will be on the road. The Lions just pulled to within a TD. Is it possible?
TF- I would guess he could use one of those sticky rollers, like the the one I use for dog hair on my slacks.